Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble II
Rated T for Language and Violence
Summary: 160 animated characters from all of your favorite cartoons compete in the sequel to the most intense battle royal gauntlet in professional wrestling ever! Get ready for a lot of blood, sweat, tears and a whole lot of broken bones as they fight for more than a million dollars, folks!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these cartoon characters, nor do I own any of the franchises they are from, period. I sure as heck don't own anything related to Disney, Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, Warner Bros., Fresh TV, MTV, Comedy Central, Hasbro, Mattel, Mirage Studios, Hanna-Barbera, Starz Media, ZAG Heroez, Netflix or FOX either. So yep, let's just leave it at that.
P.S.: I also wanted to remind everyone that The Amazing Ghost Musician will also be helping me out with this story also, so he also deserves a lot of the credit too. Okay, where was I? Oh, yeah. On with the story!
Chapter 18: Whatcha Gonna Do, Doc?
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…
*BZZT*
Before Alejandro could even think about hitting Fluttershy though, he was cut off by the words coming from the sound system:
ECHO DELTA, ECHO DELTA DELTA, ECHO DELTA DELTA YANKEE
That of course soon transitioned into the familiar Shield theme song from the WWE, which was followed by the appearance of a yellow-skinned teenager with a familiar unibrow above his head entering through the curtain to a torrential wave of cheers! But instead of his usual attire that insisted on a white shirt with red stripes being worn over by a green jacket, blue jeans and black sneakers, he was instead decked out in a swat vest, black jeans, black work boots and wore a black wig that best resembled a Tribal Chief. In fact, he wasn't no Roman Reigns. This entrant went by the name of…
Entrant #151: Ed (Ed, Edd n Eddy)
"Wait a minute," Tazz muttered out, "Is he dressed up as…?"
"Forget about the Head of the Table, Tazz," The King pointed out before saying with a chuckle, "We've got the 'Ed' of the Table!"
"Coming out dressed up as the current Undisputed WWE Universal Champion, Roman Reigns, is the big lunkhead himself, Ed from Ed, Edd n Eddy!"
Steven somehow saw the shocked expression around Alejandro's face creep up, saying with a chuckle himself, "Look, Alejandro doesn't even know what to make of this!"
Alejandro suddenly looked in disarray as Ed started marching down the aisle. That distraction was all that Fluttershy needed to wrap around Alejandro's arm and plant his face across her boot with an Eat Defeat!
"Oh, Fluttershy with the Eat Defeat!" JR exclaimed.
That wasn't over for Alejandro however as while at the same time Ed still walked down the aisle, Batman and Robin snuck right from behind and gave the Latin liar with a double back suplex!
"Batman and Robin with that big double back suplex!" Steven exclaimed.
"Thank goodness these two helped Fluttershy get spared from an Alejandro beating!" The King smirked.
Cole then replied with, "Even if Fluttershy managed to fight her way out first!"
While the Arch Villain was still reeling from the Beatdown he was suffering, the next Rumble entrant's music proceeded to play across the sound system, which was soon identified as the song "Higher Ground" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
That of course was soon followed by the appearance of an anthropomorphic cat, who walked through the curtain wearing brown fur while decking himself in blue SWAT gear with red chest pads. He wasn't quite alone though as he was also accompanied by a female anthropomorphic cat with light skin, blonde hair, pink business suit with a mini-skirt, familiar eyeglasses and purple high-heels. Her appearance, as well as the 152nd entrant, suddenly got a big pop from the entire Anaheim crowd themselves!
Entrant #152: Jake "Razor" Clawson (SWAT Kats)
"Well look what the cat dragged in." Tazz smirked with a stiff upper lip.
"Oh, ha ha, Tazz," JR rolled his eyes in annoyance, "You spent all night making that pun?"
"Well, regardless of what Tazz thinks, we've got Razor from the SWAT Kats coming into the Rumble match next!" Cole pointed out.
"Yeah, and look how lucky Razor is right now," The King smirked widely. "Not also did he draw a late number, but he's got Deputy Mayor Callie Briggs with him too!"
"Well, it's considered a popular pairing in the cartoon despite not being official." Steven replied.
As both Razor and Callie continued to walk towards ringside, the familiar Big Boss Man theme song (the Golden Era theme, not the Attitude Era theme) proceeded to play out to a big nostalgia pop from the entire crowd.
That of course would soon be followed by the appearance of a plus-sized woman, who came out through the curtain wearing her signature hat, brown ponytail, blue shirt with a dark blue vest, dark blue jeans and combat boots. And also with her was a nightstick that she was holding around her hands, just like the late WWE Hall-of-Famer himself.
Entrant #153: MacArthur (Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race)
"Now here's where business is about to pick up." JR pointed out.
"And MacArthur from Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race is looking to go just that at #153!" Cole replied.
"Not also that, Cole," Steven paused a bit. "But she's gonna make sure everyone of these competitors is gonna serve hard time!"
"You're saying that because of the night stick in her hands, huh?" Tazz replied to Steven.
"Don't underestimate her, Tazz!" The King shook his head before saying, "She didn't end up in 2nd place for nothing!"
Right as MacArthur continued her patient walk through the long ramp, the Boondocks theme song then proceeded to play on the titantron next, which was followed by the appearance of a short-statured dark-skinned kid. He came out wearing nothing but his usual white tank-top, black baggy pants, white sneakers, all while sporting some very short stylish cornrows to boot as well. He too also got a good ovation as well, especially when he was busy flashing some gang signs to the camera just as a way to boast.
Entrant #154: Riley Freeman (The Boondocks)
"Oh great, now I gotta deal with even MORE kids." Tazz groaned.
"I guarantee you this ain't your usual kid, Tazz." Steven said to Tazz.
"That's Riley Freeman from The Boondocks coming in at #154, Tazz," JR replied. "A kid who's not afraid to back up his words at all means."
"Yeah, and sometimes, it's done Riley more harm than good," The King nodded, "Just ask his Granddad!"
As Riley spent his sweet time flashing out gang signs to the audience on his way down the aisle, the rest of the crowd were all treated to the sound of the familiar 2003 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song playing all around the arena.
They were all up to their feet as a muscular guy with long dark hair and a hockey mask came out through the curtain wearing his usual red tanktop, blue track jeans and black sneakers, which was nothing compared to the familiar hockey stick he was carrying around his back at all times.
Entrant #155: Casey Jones (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
"Well here comes another one who plans to dish some pain!" Steven exclaimed.
"Straight from the 2003 version of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is the hockey-stick wielding Casey Jones at #155!" JR pointed out.
"You can tell that he's in a fighting mood, JR!" The King pointed out as well, "I hate to see who's gonna be on the worst end of that stick!"
"Probably Al if he feels like it!" Cole pointed out.
"I really hope that doesn't happen," Tazz gulped in horror, "Alejandro's already had enough."
While Casey Jones suddenly charged down the ramp towards the ring, the camera scrolled back inside the ring to see Ed blast Darkwing Duck right in half with a big Roman Reigns spear!
"What a spear by Ed!" Steven exclaimed.
"What the hell does this guy think he is, The Tribal Chief?!" Tazz shrieked.
"Actually, Tazz, I think he likes to be considered the Cul-de-sac Chief!" JR snickered a little bit, "That definitely suits Ed a lot."
"Not bad for a guy with a monobrow, huh?" The King replied.
Ed wouldn't be quite finished though as he got right back up, only to dodge a clothesline from Daring Charming. The man with the monobrow then ran right back up and blasted the blonde-haired prince with a spear!
"Oh, and another spear!" Cole pointed out.
"Ed would definitely give Homer Simpson a run for his money with this display of dominance!" The King replied.
"Indeed," Steven nodded before saying, "Heck, this makes me want to acknowledge him!"
"Oh, you just can't help but shoot off the Roman Reigns references, huh?" Tazz rolled his eyes.
"It's Steven's show, Tazz," JR shrugged, "He can make the rules whatever he wants."
Meanwhile, as Ed continued to dominate some of the roster his way, Queen Tyr'ahnee attempted to knock Hilda off the apron in order to eliminate her, only for the short teal-haired girl to nab the martian queen in the ribs with a big shoulder block!
"Whoa, she almost knocked Hilda off the apron!" The King exclaimed.
"Hilda was smart enough to dodge that for the time being." JR pointed out.
While Queen Tyr'ahnee was trying to shake off that little attack, Hilda decided to capitalize by somersaulting through the ropes in order to hit an X-Factor neckbreaker.
But before she could think of hitting that, however, the attractive martian queen countered out of nowhere by catching Hilda with a big double knee Codebreaker!
"Oh, geez!" Tazz shrieked.
"That wasn't a smart move for Hilda!" JR shook his head.
"Yeah, there's no chance coming back from that," Steven shook his head as well, "Hilda got wrecked pretty good!"
And wrecked she did.
With the move looking to be more than enough to make Hilda all dazed and confused, Queen Tyr'ahnee decked out the killing blow by superkicking Hilda right over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating her to a big pop from the crowd.
"Welp, back to Trollberg for Hilda." Cole replied.
"Indeed, Cole, Hilda's outta here," Tazz nodded, "Hopefully, her mutt can come with her."
"Tazz, it's a deerfox." Steven said, reminding the ECW legend.
"Sorry, it looked like a dog to me." Tazz shrugged in return.
124th Elimination: Hilda; Eliminated by: Queen Tyr'ahnee; Duration: 8:18
As Hilda began to painfully walk away from ringside for the time being, the camera got a good look at Spider-Man body slamming Batman at the center of the ring before going right on the top rope, looking to go for a high-risk attack
"He's got Batman right in the drop zone!" JR exclaimed.
"Uh oh, I think that Spidey's making a big mistake being on top rope like that." The King pointed out
Well, what can you say, King?" Tazz pointed out as well, "It's a battle between two of New York's finest masked men!"
"Um, Tazz, you forgot to realize Batman's actually from Gotham City." Steven said, correcting Tazz once more.
"Oh yeah… um, I kinda forgot to know that." Tazz shrugged again.
Cole looked towards Tazz's direction and said, "How can you forget Batman's from Gotham City?!"
Before Tazz could even think about answering Cole's question, Spider-Man immediately leaped up in the air for a moonsault, only for Batman to move out the way long enough for Spider-Man to land on his feet at the nick of time.
"Whoa, Batman moved." The King quickly pointed out.
"But Spider-Man managed to land on his feet." Said J.R.
Tazz nodded before saying, "It's good thing he's got Spider-Sense."
Seeing Batman right by the corner trying to recover, Spider-Man attempted to go for a Stinger Splash, only for Batman to quickly duck in time just to see Spider-Man hit his chest right by the turnpad.
"Oh, he sure couldn't sense that." Steven replied.
"No, he couldn't," Cole shook his head. "That could be fatal!"
"I think that Spidey's gonna be swinging his way back home tonight." The King replied.
"Oh, I only hope not." JR shook his head as well.
Unfortunately for JR, he could not get lucky regarding the words he had said.
The camera saw as Batman took advantage of Spider-Man's wellbeing and picked him up in a samoan drop position. He then went backwards toward the ropes and dropped Spider-Man over the top rope and down to the floor, eliminating him with quite a big reception.
"And the Dark Knight nails a big elimination!" Steven exclaimed.
"Looks like that tiger hit the floor other than the jackpot!" Tazz smirked a little, "Get what I mean?"
"You're despicable, Tazz." JR groaned.
"Yeah, and not in a Daffy Duck kind of way either." Cole said, shaking his head in front of Tazz.
"Hopefully, Spidey will get lucky with his woman tonight," The King nodded, "That'll make him feel better at home."
125th Elimination: Spider-Man; Eliminated by: Batman; Duration: 12:43
As soon as Spider-Man walked away from ringside to a standing ovation, the camera scrolled back into the ring to see Homer Simpson being triple teamed by Lincoln Loud, Luna Loud and Ronnie Anne Santiago, pounding him with a vicious round of triple axe handles!
"Whoa, talk about a pummeling Homer's getting!" Tazz pointed out, "I bet he gets it bad down at the nuclear plant!"
"Yeah, but Homer will tell you it's a lot worse than that!" Cole replied.
"Tell that to his boss, Mr. Burns." JR replied to Tazz.
"I don't know about you, guys, but I don't think that's smart of the three to gang up on him like that," The King shrugged, "I mean, being a big man like Homer and all."
"Good point, King!" Steven nodded, "Maybe Lincoln, Luna and Ronnie Anne could consider a different gameplan."
With Homer looking a little tired and worn down, Ronnie Anne looked to both Lincoln and Luna and said, "Okay, let's lift him up!"
Following Ronnie Anne's orders very well, both Lincoln and Luna picked Homer right up on his shoulders before Ronnie Anne looked to grab his legs, looking for a triple Shield powerbomb.
"Oh, there's no way they're gonna do this." The King shook his head.
"I will eat my hat if they pull this off." JR pointed out.
Tazz grinned before saying, "I'll take your word for that, JR."
"You know, he's not actually gonna do that, Tazz." Cole corrected Tazz.
But as soon as Ronnie Anne grabbed Homer's legs, all the momentum around Homer's body soon gave way as he landed all over Ronnie Anne's chest with a big thud!
"Oh no!" The King shrieked.
"Homer just squished Ronnie Anne like a pancake!" Steven cringed a little.
"They're gonna need a spatula to scrape her off!" JR shriveled, "My gawd, that was horrendous."
"Yeah, they're gonna need to put her on a plate with some butter and syrup now." Tazz chuckled a bit.
Lincoln and Luna suddenly looked down in concern for their already-squashed friend, but before they could even think about helping, the two suddenly noticed they were still clinging on to both Homer's arms.
Using his potential strength of three Duff-Mans, Homer used his arms to send both Lincoln and Luna running towards the top ropes, where both of their momentum was so big enough that it literally sent them towards the ringside floor with a double elimination.
"And Homer goes for a double kill!" Cole shouted.
"Nope, there goes both Lincoln and Luna for the day!" Tazz shook his head.
"That little mistake definitely cost them big time," JR nodded. "Not to mention a million dollars too."
"Definitely didn't work in their favor tonight!" The King shook his head as well.
126th Elimination: Luna Loud; Eliminated by: Homer Simpson; Duration: 17:10
127th Elimination: Lincoln Loud: Eliminated by: Homer Simpson; Duration: 9:11
Meanwhile, as both Lincoln and Luna were busy walking off from ringside knowing how much they really screwed their friend up big time from that botch, Quinn Ergon looked to get handy with a chair as she hit Kim right in the gut with the steel object just to incapacitate her.
"Ooh, gut check!" The King exclaimed.
"That's gonna be a hard thing to stomach!" Tazz chuckled.
As Kim continued to cling onto her stomach in pain, Quinn managed to place a chair in the center of the ring before she managed to put Kim upside down into a piledriver position.
"Uh-oh, what's gonna happen, here?" Cole raised his eyebrow.
"Bah gawd, not on the chair! " JR pointed out, "Anything but the chair!"
"This is gonna be bad!" Steven pointed out as well.
Before Quinn could piledrive the secret agent herself, Kim managed to wiggle herself free and use all of her strength to flip Quinn upside down behind her. And then before anyone knew it, Kim sent Quinn's head driving through the chair with an Axe Guillotine Driver!"
"Oh, looks like Quinn got it instead!" Tazz shrieked out.
"Kim with an impressive counter on the chair!" Cole shouted.
"I don't see anyone surviving that," Steven shook his head, "Not even Quinn!"
The impact that Quinn felt was so lethal, it knocked her unconscious for a loop.
So unconscious that Kim immediately capitalized on this occasion by picking Quinn back up and throwing her over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating her out of this matchup!
"And out goes Quinn Ergon!" JR exclaimed.
"I think the tables have turned on her unfortunately!" The King pointed out.
"And Kim Possible did just that to her big time," Steven replied, "That's gotta be a tough pill to swallow!"
128th Elimination: Quinn Ergon; Elimination by: Kim Possible; Duration: 7:45
As Quinn Ergon was busy laying slumped all across ringside, the rest of the fans wasted no time at all standing right up to their feet and watched with anticipation as the Rumble clock had lit up around the titantron for possibly the last time.
This obviously meant that the last pair, alas, the last row of contestants were looking to enter this Rumble match momentarily, which excited the commentary team even more.
"Well, all 155 contestants have come and gone, and now, we've finally come to this moment in the match!" Cole said in pure suspense.
I agree, Cole." Steven nodded before asking, "Just who's gonna be our very last set of entrants?"
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…
*BZZT!*
After the buzzer had eventually rang out for perhaps the final time of the night, the crowd immediately heard the song "Twerk" by City Girls play all throughout the sound systems as a curvy Latina girl with a black ponytail on the back of her head came out through the curtain wearing a short whitish teal dress with brown high-heeled boots. Her appearance of course actually got a good reaction from the people at ringside, mostly the male demographic who were definitely awestruck by her curvy body and exotic looks altogether.
Entrant #156: Carlota Casagrande (The Casagrande)
"Oh hey, here's a feisty one coming down!" Tazz pointed out.
"That of course is Carlota Casagrande from the Loud House spinoff, The Casagrandes, entering at #156!" JR exclaimed.
"Now there's a girl who's got good taste in fashion," Steven pointed out, "She sure knows how to dress to impress!"
"We'll definitely see if it's more than enough for her to win!" The King exclaimed.
Carlota proceeded to run down the aisle long enough for the next song to play all throughout the arena, which just happened to be the song "I Want To Take You Higher" by Sly and the Family Stone. That would soon be followed by the appearance of a male anthropomorphic fox with brown fur, who came out through the curtain wearing a blue jacket, white pants and black pirate boots to a surprisingly mixed reaction from the crowd.
Entrant #157: Don Karnage (TaleSpin)
"Well, this is definitely bad news!" Cole shook his head.
"And we say that because Don Karnage from the cartoon TaleSpin has now made his mark here in the Rumble," JR exclaimed, "He's the 157th entrant for tonight!"
"I don't know why you think this Karnage guy's a threat," Tazz shrugged. "He's got some fans around that don't seem bothered by this dude."
"So you don't find it a problem when he tries to terrorize Baloo and Kit Cloudkicker day in and day out?" The King said to Tazz.
"He's a pirate, King," Tazz said, shrugging to the King, "What else can you expect?"
As soon as Don Karnage hit the ground running, the song "Du Hast" (which translates to "You Hate Me") by Rammstein began playing on the titantron very loudly as a red-haired teenager came out through the curtain wearing his signature red backwards cap, green sweatshirt, black bike shorts, white socks and black sneakers. However, the reception he got was definitely foul at best, which resulted in the rest of the Anaheim crowd booing and hissing the holy hell out this next entrant, which just happened to go by the name of…
Entrant #158: Kevin (Ed, Edd n Eddy)
"Oh, you gotta be kidding me," JR facepalmed a bit, "This ungrateful little punk?"
"C'mon JR, you know that's Kevin from Ed, Edd n Eddy entering the matchup at #158!" Tazz exclaimed.
"Another reason to hate on this guy is the fact he bullies the entire Eds nonstop!" Cole exclaimed.
"Can you honestly blame Kevin, Cole?" Tazz shrugged before saying, "It's the Ed Boys's fault they scam people like Kevin. Why do you think Kevin calls them dorks and beats them up?"
"Still doesn't change the fact that he shouldn't be excused for beating up on people like the Ed's for no reason." The King said to Tazz.
As Kevin continued to walk down the aisle in front of an angry mob filled with angry Anaheim brethren, the song "Party Rock Anthem" by LMFAO proceeded to play full-blast throughout the arena as a tanned-skin teenager with bushy dark brown hair came out through the curtain wearing a familiar pink tanktop, purple jean shorts, red sneakers and a tribal star tattoo on the right side of his arm. He, like the rest of the competitors that have entered the ring so far, also got a very acceptable response from the crowd who were most excited to see this next entrant known simply as...
Entrant #159: Brody (Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race)
"Hey, MacArthur's gonna be thrilled who's gonna be coming down next!" Steven exclaimed.
"And with good reason," Cole nodded, "Here comes Brody, one-half of the surfer dudes from Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race!"
"He definitely lucked out due to the number of this fun-loving guy he's drawn!" Tazz pointed out.
"That definitely won't be compared to whoever has drawn the last final number," Steven pointed out to the titantron, "Who will be entering #160?"
With Brody proceeding to run down the aisle as fast as he could, all of the people around the arena heard a loud guitar chord come across the speakers, which was soon followed by the words "He's an Americaaaaaan Maaaaaaaade…" being spoken loud for everybody to hear.
"Whoa, who's coming out to that?" The King asked himself.
As the theme song, which was soon identified as Hulk Hogan's WCW theme "American Made" began to pick up, a very familiar anthropomorphic gray rabbit with white gloves came out through the curtain wearing an American Flag tanktop and also carrying a big American Flag for him to wave around much to a gigantic ovation from the crowd.
Entrant #160: Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes)
"My gawd, it's Bugs Bunny!" JR shouted out.
"These fans are on their feet for the one and only GOAT of Looney Tunes!" Cole exclaimed.
"They have every right to be, Cole," The King nodded. "Bugs is quite the ground breaker!"
"I have to say, he's doing that American Made gimmick very well like that other guy did." Steven replied, referring to a certain mustachioed legend.
"Yeah, but can this rabbit lift a giant," Tazz asked Steven before saying. "Heck, let alone have a famous movie career?"
"You'd be surprised what Bugs does in his daily life, Tazz!" Steven replied.
With "American Made" still blasting through the speakers, Bugs hit the ground running and entered the ring, only for Homer Simpson to pound on the rabbit with hard forearms to the back.
"Oh, Homer giving Bugs a rough welcome here." Tazz replied.
"No doubt he's making sure Bugs doesn't take in one heck of a breather." Steven pointed out.
"Can't be sure if this is smart or not," Cole shrugged, "Homer's risking it a lot more in this match!"
Homer continued to pound on him a little bit more before Bugs suddenly looked up at the middle-aged Simpson with bulging eyes, no-solding the last hit Homer took at him.
"Uh-oh, something's up with Bugs!" The King pointed out.
"That's one look Homer definitely doesn't want to see!" JR shrugged.
Homer tried to get him again, but only for Bugs to start shaking around like a certain mustachioed wrestler, therefore hulking up just to get the ecstatic crowd going. They were cheering nonstop for the cartoon legend, who right now had the momentum on his side.
Homer attempted to hit Bugs right on the face, only for the wabbit to shout "YOU" to the nuclear worker while pointing at him to a pop.
"Oh no, big mistake, Homer!" Steven shrieked.
"Homer should've never done that!" Tazz shook his head.
The King then said with a smirk, "And now, Bugs is gonna make him eat his words."
With the ounce of energy he needed, Bugs suddenly shut Homer up with three hard right hooks before he whipped Homer right to the ropes, hitting his mouth shut with a big boot!
"Bugs with the boot!" JR exclaimed.
"That stunned him for a bit!" Steven exclaimed as well.
With the boot leaving Homer stunned as ever, Bugs immediately charged over to Homer and clotheslined him over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him to a gigantic pop!
"And Bugs ends Homer's Rumble run instantly!" Cole shouted.
"D'oh!" The King yelped, "That didn't end good for Homer!"
"He just felt the wrath of Bugs-a-Mania running wild!" Steven smirked out.
129th Elimination: Homer Simpson; Eliminated by: Bugs Bunny; Duration: 8:29
Meanwhile, as Homer was busy walking out of ringside with a bit of a standing ovation, the camera scrolled back to the ring to see Queen Tyr'ahnee lift up She-Ra into an argentine backbreaker position, looking to hit the Princess Of Power with a big KOD.
Before she could hit it though, She-Ra managed to think quickly by grabbing onto the ropes for leverage, trying not to get herself eliminated from the move.
"She-Ra's in major trouble here!" Tazz pointed out.
"Queen Tyr'ahnee may have her number if she can get lucky here," JR replied. "Otherwise She-Ra's gonna find a way to fight out."
After only seconds of struggling, Queen Tyr'ahnee used all of her strength to flip She-Ra over the top rope, but only for She-Ra to hang onto the apron, keeping her safe for now!
"And she's… no, She-Ra's hanging onto the ropes!" Steven shouted.
"Can't believe Tyr'ahnee came so close!" The King groaned.
Cole then quickly pointed out, "Indeed, we almost had an elimination.
Tyr'ahnee looked to knock She-Ra off the apron with a big shoulder charge, only for She-Ra to move out of the way and surprise her with a hard knee to the face.
That wasn't over yet as She-Ra then slid through the middle rope and lifted up Queen Tyr'ahnee with a big back body drop, which sent Queen Tyr'ahnee over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating her all while She-Ra still hung onto the apron.
"Welp, the Queen just got dethroned out of this match!" Steven exclaimed.
"She tried to come in peace, but She-Ra made sure she left in pieces!" Tazz widely smirked.
"Indeed, Tazz," Cole nodded, "Now she'll have to phone home just to get her way out of here."
130th Elimination: Queen Tyr'ahnee; Eliminated by She-Ra; Duration: 6:52
As soon as Queen Tyr'ahnee made her way out of ringside, Flash Sentry was busy looking for someone else to fight only for Riley Freeman to sneak up right behind him and hop on his back, trapping the blue-haired youngster with a big sleeper hold that had Flash wobbling all around the ring.
"Riley's locked in a big sleeper-hold here." Steven pointed out.
"Can't believe that young thug is still in that ring," Tazz pointed out as well, "Why isn't anybody going after him?"
"Maybe it's for safety reasons, Tazz," JR shrugged, "They definitely don't want any of Riley, I'll tell you that."
"That boy is about to sign his own death warrant if he keeps that up." The King replied.
The camera soon got a closeup of Riley Freeman himself, who was still locking in that sleeperhold as tight as he could. Riley took one quick glance to the camera and smirked out, "You hear me, everybody. This n***a is mine!"
"Well, this kid sure has the mouth…" Cole shivered in worry.
Tazz felt his ears tremble before saying, "Where in the hell is this kid's parents where you need him?!"
Flash Sentry attempted to get to the ropes, hoping he'd use him to shake Riley Freeman off of him. But as soon as he did, MacArthur found the right time to sneak up on both Flash and Riley altogether, lifting Flash up over the top rope and onto the floor all while Riley went down with him as well for a double elimination!
"Talk about killing two birds with one stone!" JR exclaimed.
"MacArthur did just that to both Riley and Flash!" Steven nodded, "Talk about making a statement!"
"It'd be impossible for somebody to throw her over!" Tazz instantly replied.
131st Eliminated: Riley Freeman; Eliminated by: MacArthur; Duration: 3:09
132nd Eliminated: Flash Sentry; Eliminated by: MacArthur; Duration: 7:10
As both Riley and Flash spent their time laying wasteless on the ringside floor, the camera quickly scrolled back to the ring in time to see Kim Possible be chucked over the top rope by Alejandro, only for the secret agent to hang onto the ropes and kick the Latin liar right upside the head in return.
"A hit right upside the dome there." Steven replied.
"Not upside his beautiful head!" Tazz groaned.
Kim Possible looked to re-enter the ring, only for the queen bee Heather to run down the aisle and latch the spy right around the leg, therefore distracting Kim much the disgust of the commentators sitting at ringside!
"Oh, come on!" JR growled angrily.
"What the hell is that evil little cow doing here again?!" The King groaned.
"I don't know,' Cole shrugged before shouting, "But that Heather's getting on my damn nerves!"
"Somebody get her the heck out of here!" Steven shouted as well.
Kim Possible managed to wiggle free just by kicking Heather right upside the head.
But as soon as she finally got the queen bee off of her however, Alejandro came running right to the ropes and blasted Kim right upside the head with a springboard roundhouse kick, which knocked Kim Possible off the apron and onto the floor eliminating her to another round of vicious boos from the crowd!
"You gotta be kidding me!" Cole groaned with an angered hiss.
"Kim Possible's out with no thanks to that disgusting snake!" The King groaned again.
"That's an elimination anyway you see fit, King," Tazz pointed out, "Either way, Alejandro is making a killing in this Rumble!"
"All because he has others helping him, Tazz!" Steven shouted to the ECW legend.
133rd Eliminated: Kim Possible; Eliminated by: Alejandro Burromuerto; Duration: 9:28
Meanwhile, as Alejandro was busy relishing his elimination, he looked around the entire ring looking for more prey to spy on.
He looked to have his eyes toward the direction of Luz and Amity at first when all of a sudden, an angry pissed off Kim Possible got back up and charged towards Heather, tackling her and flooding the Queen Bee with repeatable haymakers to an ecstatic crowd!
"Whoa, Kim going on the attack!" JR shouted.
"All right, it's about time Heather got a taste!" The King exclaimed, "C'mon, Kim, keep going!"
"Damn it, King, she needs help!" Tazz cried out, making his teeth chatter.
"If you're concerned about Heather, go help her then, Tazz!" Cole pointed out.
Tazz immediately shook his head saying, "No thanks, I'm good."
It didn't take too long for Alejandro to notice the beatdown happening at ringside, which forced Alejandro to get near the ropes and berate Kim from inside the ring shouting, "Hey, you get your dirty little hands off of mi amor! You hear me? Nobody puts their hands on my–"
He looked to say the final word when all of a sudden, Justin came running right behind and blasted Alejandro right in the back of his head with a lariat, which sent the Latin liar over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him to a very big gigantic, titanic reaction from the now ecstatic Anaheim crowd!
"What? NO!" Tazz screamed, "NO! NO! NO! NO!"
"BAH GAWD, JUSTIN GOT HIM!" JR screamed as well.
"JUSTIN HAS ELIMINATED ALEJANDRO FROM THIS MATCH!" Cole shouted in suspense. "THIS CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET!"
"Alejandro finally got a good old case of karma!" Steven pointed out.
"And you know what they say, Steven," The King shrugged before saying, "Karma's a bitch!"
134th Eliminated: Alejandro Burromuerto; Eliminated by: Justin; Duration: 1:45:48
With the rest of the crowd still losing their mind from Alejandro's elimination, the Latin lover immediately got right back up and looked at Justin from ringside, who responded with a big "Suck It" DX chop towards an irate Alejandro in return!
"Well, Alejandro ain't gonna like this!" The King chuckled.
"This is such an injustice!" Tazz groaned very angrily, "Justin robbed him out of a million!"
"Go cry in your beer, Tazz," Steven shrugged, "You can't always get what you want!"
Alejandro suddenly found his teeth gritting angrily at the sight of the prideful Hawaiian himself, which forced him to bring out a death stare so chilling that the entire camera was now focusing on Alejandro from ringside.
He immediately noticed the cameraman doing a closeup on him, which led Alejandro to look at the camera and snarl, "That's it. If I can't have the million dollars, I'm gonna make sure NOBODY does either. Steven, you want war? YOU GOT ONE, ESE!"
Uh-oh, that definitely cannot be good with what Alejandro said at the end of the chapter. I'm pretty sure nothing bad will happen in the next chapter, right? RIGHT?! Well, while we try not to think of the worst, let's go over some stats shall we?
Entrants in the ring: 25
Entrants left to go: 0
Eliminated: Derek Generic, Lynn Loud Jr., Johnny Bravo, Robert "Granddad" Freeman, George Jetson, Fred Flintstone, Beast Boy, Hank Hill, Lion-O, Odd Delia Robbia, Shaggy Rogers, Finn The Human, Duncan, Sunset Shimmer, Ben Tennyson, Caitlin Cooke, Cat Noir, Lance "Avalanche" Alvers, Butt-Head, Beavis, Zim, Milo Murphy, Samatha "Sam" Simpson, Alex Casoy, Clover Ewing, Jude Lizowski, Throttle, Bobby Santiago, JFK, Snake-Eyes, Raven, Jimmy Neutron, Sam Manson, Brad Boimler, Frankie Stein, Raven Queen, Philip J. Fry, Bender Rodriguez, Scrooge McDuck, Bojack Horseman, Otto Rocket, Charlie Brown, Mordecai, Michelangelo, Donatello, Cleopatra, Rolf, Arnold Shortman, Owen, Rainbow Dash, Dan, Spectra Vondergeist, Duke L'Orange, Gwen Tennyson, Yumi Ishiyama, Check "Grin" Hardwing, Goliath, Invisi Billy, Shadowcat, Twister Rodriguez, Eric Cartman, Geoff, Ladybug, Nightcrawler, Applejack, Harley Quinn, Turanga Leela, Morty Smith, Peter Griffin, Sandy Cheeks, Phineas Flynn, Reggie Rocket, Marco Diaz, Rogue, Abe Lincoln, Apple White, DJ, Marshal Moo Montana, Spongebob Squarepants, Edd/Double D aka The Masked Mumbler, Barbara "Babs" Brando, Valerie Grey, Carmen Sandiego, Nosedive Flashblade, Raphael, Cyborg, Pinkie Pie, Ulrich Stern, Gary Goodspeed, Leonardo, Poison Ivy, Gwen, Bart Simpson, Star Butterfly, Jackie Lynn Thomas, Eddy, Rick Sanchez, Yosemite Sam, Samurai Jack, Gambit, Trent, Static, Wendy Corduroy, Tanya Vanderflock, Bridgette, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, Buster Bunny, Arthur King, LeShawna, Launchpad McQuack, Coop Cooplowski, Monty Monogram, Twilight Sparkle, Dipper Pines, Bobby Generic, Starfire, Lexi Bunny, Beckett Mariner, Stan Smith, Courtney, Wildwing Flashblade, Joan of Arc, D'Vana Tendi, Heather, Hilda, Spider-Man, Luna Loud, Lincoln Loud, Quinn Ergon, Homer Simpson, Queen Tyr'ahnee, Riley Freeman, Flash Sentry, Kim Possible and Alejandro Burromuerto
Still in the ring: Luz Noceda, Amethyst, Amity Blight, Rarity, Connie Maheswaran, Justin, Daring Charming, Batman, Fluttershy, Wolverine, She-Ra, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Darkwing Duck, Robin, Mallory McMallard, Danny Phantom, Ed, Jake "Razor" Clawson, MacArthur, Casey Jones, Carlota Casagrande, Don Karnage, Kevin, Brody and Bugs Bunny
Longest time: Alejandro Burromuerto (1:45:48)
Shortest time: SpongeBob SquarePants (0:03.9)
Most Eliminations: Alejandro Burromuerto (12 eliminations)
What exactly has Alejandro planned up his sleeve despite being eliminated from the match?
Will anything good ever come out of this?
Is WWE 2K24 so far the best wrestling game I played so far content-wise?
If you must know, the last answer to that last question is yes, because CM Punk is coming back to the game as part of the WWE 2K24's Season Pass. But as for the other questions, they will be answered in the next chapter, so make sure you read, review and leave all feedbacks if you like. So until that chapter finally comes, salud!