Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble II
Rated T for Language and Violence
Summary: 160 animated characters from all of your favorite cartoons compete in the sequel to the most intense battle royal gauntlet in professional wrestling ever! Get ready for a lot of blood, sweat, tears and a whole lot of broken bones as they fight for more than a million dollars, folks!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these cartoon characters, nor do I own any of the franchises they are from, period. I sure as heck don't own anything related to Disney, Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, Warner Bros., Fresh TV, MTV, Comedy Central, Hasbro, Mattel, Mirage Studios, Hanna-Barbera, Starz Media, ZAG Heroez, Netflix or FOX either. So yep, let's just leave it at that.
P.S.: I also wanted to remind everyone that The Amazing Ghost Musician will also be helping me out with this story also, so he also deserves a lot of the credit too. Okay, where was I? Oh, yeah. On with the story!
Chapter 20: The Road To The End, Part 2
While Steven still found himself looking very dazed at ringside at the best of a heartless Alejandro, the camera scrolled back into the ring to see Jake Clawson lock in Dash Baxter with a headlock all while latching his legs around Scott's shoulders.
He then used every part of his momentum to flip the two men over, dazzling the crowd with a headlock/headscissors combo!
"Nice technique from Razor!" Tazz exclaimed.
"Some goons you chose for Alejandro's dirty little job, Corey." JR smirked a little.
"Razor got lucky there," Corey pointed out. "That's all there is."
"Trust me, that ain't luck." Cole pointed out as well.
Razor looked to do more damage to the duo when all of a sudden, Scott dug into his pants pocket and threw sand across the Swat Kat's eyes, blinding him much to the distaste of the crowd themselves!
"My gawd!" JR shrieked.
"Scott just blinded Razor with the salt!" Tazz exclaimed.
"I like it," Corey said, cheering Scott on. "Reminds me when Mr. Fuji threw sand in Bret Hart's eyes at WrestleMania IX!"
"Oh come on, Corey," Cole groaned, "That was a desperate move and you know it."
With the sand gouging his eyes out at a standstill, Razor immediately found himself swinging the air over and over again.
As funny as both Dash and Scott found it to be, the two wasted no time grabbing Razor from behind and tossed him over the top ropes and onto the floor, eliminating him to another round of boos from the audience.
"Dang it, now the one with the hot blonde cat's gone!" Tazz groaned.
"With no thanks to Scott and that patch of sand he threw at his face!" JR nodded.
"That's right, gentleman," Corey smirked at his broadcast partners, "Razor just got spayed and neutered!"
"I like to spay and neuter you out of that seat…" Cole muttered at Corey.
142nd Elimination: Jake "Razor" Clawson; Eliminated by: Dash Baxter and Scott; Duration: 6:15
Meanwhile, as the rest of the EMT's were rushing towards ringside to help restore Razor's eye vision, the crowd soon grew in delight as they saw Chloe Bourgeois being dragged by her feet by She-Ra, who was busy pulling the French girl right by her heels before locking in a big ankle lock!
Chloe immediately screamed in pain as She-Ra began to crank around the ankle sideways, leading Mrs. Bourgeois to struggle all around the ring in order to shake the submission hold off. But doing so only made the princess of power lock in the ankle lock much tighter than ever, twisting Chloe's ankle so bad that she even proceeded to tap out just as a sign for mercy!
"That's right, She-Ra, give that which the pain she deserves!" Tazz exclaimed.
"It looks like Chloe is about to pay for her crimes!" Cole shouted out, "She-Ra's destroying her ankle one at a time!"
"This is not right, that's the Princess of Parisians She-Ra's messing with!" Graves replied.
"She deserves every ounce of karma, Corey!" JR exclaimed before stating, "You oughta know that yourself!"
"Excuse me, JR! Do you know who her parents are?" Graves shrieked over to JR.
"JR already knows, and quite frankly, her parents would've wished for a better daughter." Cole nodded.
Before She-Ra could continue her submission hold however, she found her own head being covered by a blanket full of plastic, leaving the Princess of Power struggling to breathe uncontrollably.
The camera soon backed away for a bit, revealing the figure that had been choking She-Ra from behind to be the red-head Kanker known as Lee Kanker!
"Oh damn it, this no good Lee Kanker from behind!" Cole growled angrily.
"Yeah, she's choking She-Ra out with a bag!" Tazz pointed out, "Man, that's horrifying!"
"This is disgusting, even by my standards!" JR nodded.
Graves smirked at JR's behest and said, "You may think it is, but it's the only way to get her down!"
She-Ra attempted to fight back, but the bag she was being suffocated in sucked a lot of the pressure and oxygen she had, forcing the princess of power to slump very unconsciously.
Knowing that She-Ra was now incapacitated, Chloe capitalized on this situation as she, with some help from Lee herself, grabbed She-Ra from behind and threw her over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating her with the same amount of boos.
"And those cronies strike again!" Cole pointed out.
"All because Lee suffocated She-Ra with that plastic bag!" Tazz pointed out as well.
"You do what you can to get rid of the dead weight," Corey smirked. "And She-Ra was that dead weight."
143rd Elimination: She-Ra; Eliminated by: Chloe Bourgeois and Lee Kanker; Duration: 10:41
As She-Ra continued to remain motionless and unresponsive at ringside, the camera scrolled back into the ring to see Danny Phantom catch off guard on his longtime nemesis, Vlad Plasimus. The nocturnal white-haired ghost hero somehow wasted no time hitting Vlad with a left kick, right kick, another left kick, another right kick and replying with a leaping savate kick straight to the face, knocking him down to a bit of cheers from the crowd!
"Whoa, look at that!" Tazz replied.
"Danny Phantom giving Vlad Plasimus what's what!" JR shouted.
"Still not worried," Corey shook his head before saying, "Alejandro's plan will still be in motion."
"I think Danny's gonna make you eat those words, Graves!" Cole warned Corey firsthand.
Vlad immediately found himself in the corner, trying his best to shake off the little combo Danny gave him.
Before he could try to recover though, he looked up just in time to see Danny Phantom run right at him, decking Vlad right in the face with a big Helluva Kick!
"Helluva Kick from Danny!" JR exclaimed.
"That just knocked his senses loose!" Tazz pointed out.
Corey suddenly found his legs shaking with anxiety, "Like I said, still not worried."
With the hit of that Helluva Kick sending Vlad falling down to the center of the ring, Danny found himself wasting no time climbing up the top rope (Rob Van Dam-style mind you), attempting to hit a high-risk aerial attack on his nemesis.
Once Danny turned his back though, he failed to see Vlad kip-up right back on his feet, therefore recovering from the move right away. When Danny turned around though, Vlad rushed right in and delivered a big running haymaker to Danny so hard that it knocked the ghost boy out, which sent the ghostly superhero stumbling off the ropes and fell straight down to the floor, eliminating him much to the disappointment of the fans watching.
"Oh no!" Cole shrieked.
"Too bad, so sad, gentleman!" Corey smirked once more, "Danny's outta here!"
"Can't believe he didn't see Vlad getting up from that hit," Tazz shook his head, "That cost him big time!"
144th Elimination: Danny Phantom; Eliminated by: Vlad Plasimus; Duration: 9:00
Meanwhile, as the rest of the crowd were still getting enraged at what had been going on, the camera managed to scroll back into the ring just in time to see Mallory McMallard hit Lord Dragaunus with a hockey stick to the ribs.
She wouldn't be quite finished with him though as Mallory also decided to sneak in a hockey shot, ribs straight to his back, making his back wrench in pain.
"Look at Mallory go crazy here!" Tazz pointed out.
"She's definitely not backing down from this fight!" JR shook his head with a smirk.
The worst wouldn't be quite over for Lord Dragaunus though as Mallory then wrapped the hockey stick all around her nemesis's neck and dropped him down with a White Russian Leg Sweep!
"There we go," Cole replied, "White Russian Leg Sweep with the hockey stick!"
"Channeling her inner Sandman, I like it!" Tazz exclaimed.
"She's just being lucky, that's all there is!" Corey exclaimed as well.
Mallory looked to make more mince meat out of her enemy when all of a sudden, Lord Dragaunus leaned right up and blew a fireball towards Mallory's face, blinding her much to the shock of the fans and commentators watching!
"What the hell?!" JR shrieked.
"Dragaunus just blew a fireball!" Cole also shrieked.
"Dang it, somebody get Mallory some help," Tazz pointed out, "She's defenseless."
"Not gonna happen, this duck is about to get cooked and flambeed." Graves chuckled.
With her vision blinded all dude to the heat, Dragaunus immediately got back up and swung out a clothesline to the back of Mallory, which sent the red-head tumbling over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating her a huge gigantic shockwave of boos coming from an angry irate hometown crowd!
"Hahaha, yes! She's gone!" Graves said, cheering his ass off.
"Well, I hope you're frickin' happy, Corey," Cole rolled his eyes, "Because these fans sure ain't!"
"I honestly can't believe it," Tazz grumbled, "I can't believe all the Mighty Ducks are gone!"
"Tough luck for all these Anaheim asswipes." Graves said while he was ignoring the boos.
Feeling disgusted with Graves's comment, JR turned to Graves and shouted, "You owe every single one of these good people an apology."
"In their dreams, JR!" Corey chuckled once more.
145th Elimination: Mallory McMallard; Eliminated by: Lord Dragaunus; Duration: 9:28
Knowing that he had saw quite enough of this madness, it didn't take too long for Casey Jones to pull out his hockey stick and started swinging away at Dragaunus, beating him down just to start out the cheers from the crowd once more, even though it was only little since some people were still booing from Mallory's elimination yet still delighted that Dragaunus was still taking the brutal hockey stick beating like he was.
"GOONGALA!" Casey shouted, while still beating down Dragaunus.
Tazz immediately pointed out, "Looks like the punishment ain't over!"
"Casey Jones is going for a hat trick all over Dragaunus!" Cole exclaimed.
"Damn it, where are the referees at," Graves groaned, "Somebody put him in a penalty box for sticking!"
JR shrugged over to Graves, "You know deep down this isn't hockey rules, Corey!"
"Well, it should!" Corey nodded.
Christian Cage immediately saw what was going down between Casey and Dragaunus long enough for him to give Luchasaurus/Killswitch orders to go after him.
Thankfully, Casey Jones managed to look up and see the big man approach him, knowing he wasn't going to be intimidated by someone who had a dinosaur mask on and was seven feet tall.
"Oh, you want some too?" Casey said, gesturing over to Luchasaurus/Killswitch, "Go ahead and be my guest, you frickin' dinosaur!"
Not having taken lightly from that insult, Luchasaurus/Killswitch decided to charge against the hockey-wielding hero, only for Casey to sidestep through him and smash his hockey stick right through the big man's head, breaking it in half much to the surprise of the fans!
"Wha–no way!" Corey yelped.
"Casey just broke his hockey stick through Killswitch's head!" Cole pointed out.
"He's gonna live to regret that," JR replied, "And not in a good way!"
The hockey stick attack that Luchasaurus/Killswitch felt made the big man go down on only one knee, which obviously wasn't enough to satisfy Casey though.
He found himself very thankful though as Casey managed to reach around his back and draw out another hockey stick much to his relief.
"Wait a minute, he's drawn out another stick!" Tazz quickly pointed out.
"I guess he came fully prepared!" Cole nodded.
Casey Jones looked to hit Luchasaurus/Killswitch with his spare hockey stick once more when all of a sudden, Christian Cage grabbed the stick from behind, which forced him and Casey to undergo a big tug-of-war battle regarding the hockey stick. Christian attempted to pull back, but that only made Casey pull the stick back even more tightly despite the fact that Christian didn't want to let go of Casey's weapon!
"Oh no, Christian's got a hold of it!" JR shouted.
"Can you blame him, JR?" Corey said with a faint gasp, "He was just trying to protect Killswitch from being abused like an animal! I'm telling you, this was animal abuse!"
"Animal, my ass, Corey!" Cole rolled his eyes. "That was a desperate move!"
"Anything that any father of the year would do in times like these!" Corey smirked.
"Don't you start it with this "Father of the Year" BS." JR threatened straight to Corey's face, "We've already had Nigel McGuiness overdo that to death."
Christian Cage started coming close to losing the grip on Casey's hockey stick when all of a sudden, he noticed Luchasaurus/Killswitch starting to get right up from that brutal hockey stick attack.
The so-called "Father of the Year" soon laid out an evil smirk to Casey, which made him act very confused to know why Christian was making that evil smirk in the first place. He acted confused for a few several seconds before Luchasaurus/Killswitch grabbed Casey right by the throat, and lifted him all the way up for a thunderous chokeslam!
"Oh my lord!" JR shrieked.
"What a chokeslam, all the way from hell." Cole said with a tight cringe.
Corey then exchanged a small smile saying, "Look who's about to become extinct, boys?"
"Well sadly, that might be the case for Casey Jones." Tazz groaned.
Without any doubt, it looked that way for Casey himself.
It didn't take too long for Killswitch to pick Casey up right by his neck again and lift him up, all before pushing Casey right over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him with, you guessed it, another round of boos from the crowd.
"And Alejandro and his damn hoodlums strike another one!" JR groaned.
"Be thankful Alejandro's doing us a favor and getting rid of the dead weight," Corey reminded JR, "He's making your Rumble interesting!"
"More like Alejandro and Christian are ruining this Rumble, Corey!" Cole snapped towards Graves's direction.
"You know they could do me a favor, and remove you two from this booth," Graves said to both JR and Cole, "Don Callis would be less annoying than your old two decrepit mouths."
146th Elimination: Casey Jones; Eliminated by: Luchasaurus/Killswitch; Duration: 8:10
With Alejandro, Christian Cage and the rest of the hoodlums all taking control of the entire ring, it didn't take too long for the rest of the competitors in the ring to rally together, trying to find a very brave strategy to take down the entire hoodlums that were now running the entire Rumble.
Batman and Wolverine led the rest of the competitors (all except Don Karnage and Kevin) in a very brief huddle, leading Batman to talk to the competitors while the commentators all listened in to this conversation.
"Okay, it's very clear that Alejandro and his cronies have the upper hand here, no matter how hard we try to fight back," Batman spoke with a blunt whisper.
"So what do you suppose we do then?" Justin said to the Dark Knight, "What can we really do to stop them?"
"I don't know, bub, but if there's one thing people like us do, is keep fighting until we eventually find a weak spot," Wolverine said to the model. "And then when that weak spot is exposed, we then strike."
"I have a question!" Ed said to Wolverine.
"Whatever you're gonna say, keep it to yourself, bub!" The bearded mutant pointed to the lugnut.
Luz then said to Ed, "Unless that question is 'Is it naptime', save it until after the Rumble!"
"Yeah, what Luz said, Doc!" Bugs nodded to Ed also. "This ain't no time for sleepin'!"
"What do we do about those mean thugs that Alejandro has?" Fluttershy asked.
"I don't know about you," Brody shrugged before breaking away from the group and shouting, "But I'm sure gonna die trying!"
Ronnie Anne looked towards the surfer dude and shouted, "You idiot! You're gonna get yourself doomed!"
Amity then shook her head and muttered, "Yeah, I don't think he's gonna listen to us."
Being like the brave dum-dum he was somehow becoming, Brody then decided to quickly jump on the top rope, hoping to give Alejandro's thugs a high-risk aerial assault without any advice given to him by his friends not to even jump.
"Yep, he's a goner," Carlota said with blunt facepalm, "He's a REAL goner…"
MacArthur suddenly yet briefly broke from the huddle, shouting over to Brody, "ARE YOU FRICKIN' SERIOUS NOW?!"
"THIS ONE'S FOR YOU, BABE!" Brody shouted high and mighty to the plus-size cop, who legitimately didn't know what to think about this act of stupidity.
"What the hell is Brody doing?" asked Tazz.
"I have no idea, Tazz!" Cole shrugged, "But he's digging his own grave here!"
JR shook his head saying, "Either this is a mistake or he's probably the most ballsy competitor ever!"
With the duo of Robbie Valentino and Dash Baxter turning right around, Brody leaped off the top rope hoping to get them with a diving body press.
But much to his surprise though, Robbie and Dash caught him by mid-air, leaving to a lot of disappointed groans from the crowd and the commentators alike. Corey, on the other hand, started laughing his butt off at this ounce of stupidity Brody displayed.
"Ohhh, tough luck, Brody!" Corey smirked.
"Robbie and Dash put Brody to a complete halt!" Tazz pointed out.
The tattooed intruder/announcer laughed once more, "Now he's about to take a wipeout!"
"I'm seriously ready to knock you off this damn booth, Graves." JR threatened in front of Corey's face.
"Go ahead and try, old man! I'll have Don Callis replace you in an instant! " Graves exclaimed. "You'll soon be joining your broken old partner on the floor."
Using their combined strength however, both Robbie and Dash gorilla pressed Brody over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him with such a hard thud to the ringside padding.
"Oh my gawd!" JR groaned.
"I'm afraid you're right, JR!" Cole shook his head, "Brody's all gone from this Rumble match!"
"All because of his stupidity!" Corey quickly pointed out.
147th Elimination: Brody; Eliminated by: Robbie Valentino & Dash Baxter; Duration: 6:41
Seeing enough of this madness that Alejandro and the rest of his cronies all caused in the ring so far, all the rest of the competitors (Expect Don Karnage and Kevin) in the ring stood together as a group, engaging in such a faceoff so tense that Alejandro immediately gave himself no choice but to re-enter the ring and engage in this faceoff as well.
"Hang on, I think we're at a standstill!" Tazz exclaimed.
"I think all the competitors are uniting against Alejandro's posse!" Cole pointed out.
JR said in unison, "Looks like if Alejandro's got a war, then by gawd, he's gonna get one!"
"Easier said than done, JR!" Graves exclaimed, "Trust me, it won't be easy for the rest of those losers!"
"We'll see about that, Corey!" Tazz exclaimed as well to Corey.
The faceoff between the two squads lasted for almost a minute before Bugs Bunny threw out the first punch towards Alejandro's face, forcing the good side of wrestlers to charge against Al's posse with a row of repeatable haymakers, forcing the crowd to go completely crazy for this complete bedlam happening inside the ring!
"Chaaaaaaaarge!" Tazz shouted.
"This has now turned into total carnage!" Corey replied with such excitement.
"Bugs and the rest of the competitors have united to bring the fight to that dastardly Al!" J.R. exclaimed, "And this crowd's up on their feet!"
"You definitely know who I'll be cheering for!" Tazz winked.
The action grew to be so fast and so furious that it was so hard for the cameramen at ringside to focus on one thing at a time. Nevertheless, it was very clear that the rest of the LEGAL competitors in the ring (except Don Karnage and Kevin) had the momentum on their side.
Unfortunately for those legal competitors in the ring however, Don Callis turned to his shoulder and called in reinforcements that were suddenly waiting through the curtain. The ecstatic Anaheim crowd felt their excitement turn into pure hate as they saw Odalia Blight, Chancolur Neighsay, Chris McLean, and Rosabella Beauty run right through the curtain and all the way down ringside.
"Wait a minute, is that…?" Tazz said, narrowing his eyes.
"Oh no, you gotta be kidding me!" JR exclaimed, "How the hell did they get back here?!"
"A gentleman never kisses and tells, JR!" Graves smirked before saying, "It's all a part of the plan!"
"Oh give me a break, Graves!" Cole rolled his eyes, "These friends of MJF don't deserve to be here and you know it!"
"Speaking of which, where is their boss?" Tazz asked, wondering why MJF isn't with them. "Why isn't he out to stop them?"
"That shouldn't concern you, Tazz," Graves said, relaxing a bit, "Watch and see the magic happen."
The fans immediately booed louder than they ever before as Don Callis's extra reinforcements entered the ring and helped out Alejandro's entire cronies pound the living daylights out of all the other legal competitors in this match. And with kendo sticks no less as they managed to bring those over to the ring as well just to not also even the playing field, but to change the momentum of the match on their side.,
"See what I mean, boys?!" Corey pointed out with an evil smirk.
"Talk about cheap," JR snarled in disgust, "They're using kendo sticks on the legal competitors to take advantage of the Rumble!"
"This rumble has gone from bad to worse, JR." Cole shook his head.
As this all went down at the same time, Alejandro decided it was in his best interest to take another moment to have himself address the crowd once again.
He soon dusted off the microphone and spoke to the angry mob of fans, "You all see this, putas and gentleman? As of right now, this Rumble is now in my hands!"
"Bravo! Bravo!" Corey said, standing up to give Alejandro some applause.
Cole looked at Corey with such a cringe, rolling his eyes as he said, "My gawd, I think I'm gonna throw the hell up!"
"That's right, Cole," Graves smirked once more, "Be sick all you like! Alejandro taking control of this Rumble is the perfect remedy for me!"
Alejandro soon ignored the loud boos the best that he could and said to a still-unconscious Steven Universe from inside the ring, "You see, if only if you invited the people you didn't have to kick out, then none of this that you see right there would happen. But no. All of this is your fault. And if your fat stupid worthless dad were here, he'd be disappointed in your stupid punkass."
"Oh, this is uncalled for!" Tazz shook his head.
"How the hell dare that son-of-a-bitch bring his father up like that!" JR growled.
"Oh, don't be so disappointed now, JR" Graves smirked again, "He's just telling the truth because everybody knows he's right!"
Cole snarled toward Corey's direction saying, "He doesn't know jack, Corey!"
Alejandro soon took a few seconds for the boos to die down again before pointing down to Steven once more, "But it doesn't surprise me, considering your father is a failure unlike Christian Cage, who knows how to speak the truth like I do. Because we have a lot in common. We'll do anything and everything it takes to get what we want no matter how dirty we have to play in order to get it!"
"Oh bullshit!" JR snarled at Alejandro from the commentary table.
"You're just jealous because you know he's right!" Corey chuckled.
Cole raised his eyebrow to Corey saying, "You can't be serious! You really condone things like this?!"
"Hey, if you don't like it, you can leave this commentary table so I won't have to hear assholes like you and this old bag!" Graves said, gesturing over to JR.
JR was reaching his limit with Corey Graves at this point, making him feel the urge to hit Corey right upside the head. But since Tazz had to hold him back at the time being , JR had no choice but to back down for the time being, trying to do his best to focus on the action inside the ring.
Right now, the camera had gotten a good look at Toralei Stripe, who immediately clawed Ronnie Anne's face from behind, making her scream in pain before she grabbed Ronnie Anne Santiago by her hair and tossed her over the top rope and onto the floor, resulting in another unfair elimination that made the crowd get enraged.
"Oh, see that?" Graves pointed out, "Brilliant move by Toralei!"
"Are you serious?" Cole groaned over to Corey.
"This is disgusting," JR shook his head, "Going after the eyes before an elimination."
"Cry harder, JR!" Corey smirked, "Now she can go join her brother and her pathetic friend Lincoln in a WAH-bulance!"
"Honestly, that wasn't even remotely funny…" Tazz muttered, making sure Corey didn't hear him.
148th Elimination: Ronnie Anne Santiago; Eliminated by: Toralei Stripe; Duration: 11:06
Meanwhile, as Ronnie Anne was trying so desperately to restore her vision at ringside, her cousin Carlota wasn't having very much luck herself as Rosabella Beauty held her in a front facelock, all while Adagio Dazzle held up a kendo stick in her hands.
With Carlota feeling helpless as ever, Adagio swung the kendo stick all over Carlota's back, making her scream out of pure excruciating pain!
"Oh no!" Cole shrieked.
"Come on, dammit!" JR groaned angrily, "This is just cruel!"
"No kidding, this ain't right, either!" Tazz exclaimed.
"Just accept it as it is, boys," Corey smirked evilly once more, "Carlota's about to say sayonara!"
Once the two finally roughed up Carlota's entire back with kendo shots, both Adagio and Rosabella wasted no time at all grabbing Carlota from behind and throwing her over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating her from the match with some more boos directed towards Alejandro's evil henchmen.
"Great, now Carlota's gone!" Tazz said in a bland groan.
"This is not going well for the rest of the competitors in that ring!" Cole shook his head.
"So much for that lame squad Batman and Wolverine came up with," Corey smirked for the thousandth time, "They're dropping like lemmings!"
"I'm about to drop you like a lemming if you keep that up!" JR shouted, threatening Corey again.
149th Elimination: Carlota Casagrande; Eliminated by: Adagio Dazzle and Rosabella Beauty; Duration: 8:22
It wasn't looking good for the rest of the crowd or the rest of the legal competitors unfortunately. It was about to get even worse for wear though as Christian Cage soon ordered Luchasaurus to go after Ed, who was still recovering from the multiple cane shots Alejandro and the rest of his cronies gave him.
Before Luchasaurus could even get a hold of him, Ed somehow sprung up and nailed a very shocking spear on the seven-foot monster himself, forcing a very big pop from the audience for just a small amount of hope!
"ED WITH A SPEAR! ED WITH A SPEAR!" Cole excitedly shouted.
""MY GAWD!" JR shrieked in surprise, "WHAT IMPACT!"
Tazz felt a small sigh of relief saying, "Ed just went all frickin' Roman Reigns on him!"
"How on earth did that even frickin' happen?" Graves gasped at a loss for words, "There's no way he got up like that!"
"I have no idea, but Ed's giving a lot of hope here!" Cole nodded.
Somehow, a surge of energy appeared all around Ed, psyching him up to the point where he shouted "Oooooooooohwa!" in front of the Anaheim crowd, who were now cheering for Ed over and over again.
Christian Cage found himself at a loss for words seeing this go down. He was completely frozen to the point that Ed glanced all over him and cracked his knuckles, looking to beat the holy hell out of the so-called "Father of the Year".
"I think Christian's about to be next, Corey!" JR exclaimed.
"Damn it, Christian," Corey shouted before saying with a loud shriek, "THINK OF SOMETHING!"
"He really can't hear you, Graves!" Cole said, shaking his head at Corey, "Christian may have just enraged the Cul-de-sac Chief!"
"And I'd thought Roman Reigns was the only chief!" Tazz exclaimed.
Ed looked to make mincemeat over Christian when all of a sudden, Powerhouse Hobbs came out running with a kendo stick, whacking Ed right above his head which forced the crowd to submerge into a sea of boos again.
"And Hobbs from behind with the kendo stick!" Cole groaned in disappointment.
"That's as far as Ed's gonna get to the father of the year!" Corey exclaimed.
"Yeah, with no thanks to Powerhouse Hobbs no less!" JR nodded, "This is sickening!"
With that hard kendo shot ringing above Ed's lumpy head, an enraged Luchasaurus soon got up from the spear long enough to clench Ed right by his neck.
And it wouldn't be long before Luchasaurus chokeslammed Ed right over the top rope and onto the apron before falling to the floor with a painful elimination!
"No, that was our only chance!" Tazz shouted, crying out in agony.
"Yeah, and that lunkhead wasted it all for nothing!" Corey exclaimed, "Good riddance to you, Ed."
"Oh, get real, Corey!" Cole said, scowling at Corey.
"You get real, Cole!" Corey replied back, all while pointing to Ed, "That little stiff-necked dummy is over and done with!"
150th Elimination: Ed; Eliminated by: Luchasaurus/Killswitch; Duration: 10:54
While the rest of the crowd all reacted in disgust of Ed's elimination, it began to get even more worse for the competitors as Chris McLean and Chancellor Neighsay began to hold up a very weary and unconscious Amity Blight, who was still feeling roughed up from the kendo stick shots she suffered at the hands of Alejandro and his cronies.
Her own mother, Odalia Blight, looked on from such an evil smirk that she began to pull out a belt from the trash can that was brought at ringside. She dusted that belt off nice and clean leaving the rest of the commentators to cringe for the worst to happen.
"Oh no, what's going on here?" JR groaned.
"I'm afraid Odalia Blight's brought out a leather belt!" Cole exclaimed.
"You better believe it," Corey nodded before saying with a smile, "She's gonna give her daughter the punishment she should've deserved."
"You're trash, you know that, Corey?" Tazz snarled towards the tattooed commentator.
Christian Cage soon took a glance towards Odalia himself, shooting out a nod to Amity's mother, letting her proceed with the oncoming punishment she was about to unleash on her daughter.
Luz Noceda, on the other hand, tried her best to fight out of the grasp caused by Rosabella Beauty, but her leather boot still began to get stuck all around Luz's face. Batman and Wolverine tried their best to get towards Odalia themselves, but they were unable to do so due to Batman being held down by Lord Dragaunus and Wolverine being held down by Alejandro due to the latin's liar's knee being pressed down on the back of Wolverine's neck.
"I can't believe this," Cole shook his head, "Batman and Wolverine can't do anything about it, and Luz is trapped in the corner."
"This is disgraceful, even from Odalia's standards!" JR nodded.
"Why, JR?" Corey said with a feigned shrug, "She's just doing what any loving mother would do."
"Are you for real, Corey?" Cole groaned, "Is that what a loving mother does to her own daughter?"
Graves smirked a bit before saying, "And what's wrong with that, Cole?"
JR tried to think up an answer himself, but unfortunately, he was too angry not to speak and instead focused on what was going on inside the ring.
And what was happening right now was Odalia whipping Amity right on the back as hard as she could, forcing her own daughter to cry out in pain and leaving the fans to react in a combination of rage and disgust.
"Oh my gawd!" JR groaned.
"What a low down rotten bastard!" Tazz exclaimed.
"I think what she's doing to Amity is justified, Tazz." Corey pointed out, "She couldn't handle the fact that her daughter rebelled against her own mom."
"Amity had every right to do that, Corey!" Cole replied.
MacArthur immediately saw enough of what was going on and made a bold and daring move enough to fight back in the form of a nightstick, which she retrieved from Dash and attempted to strike Odalia right in the ribs, leading the crowd to cheer from this desperate move.
"MacArthur to the rescue!" JR exclaimed.
"Blasted Odalia right in the ribs with the night stick!" Cole exclaimed
"All right, good for her!" Tazz said, cheering MacArthur on, "Teach that bitch some tough love!"
"What business did she have doing that?!" Corey said in pure rage.
"She was standing up for what was right, whether you like it or not." JR replied, shouting to Corey.
MacArthur then clinched her nightstick tightly as she could, pointing out towards Alejandro and his henchman as a sign of defiance, knowing that she was planning to strike more of them next.
Before she could think about doing so though, an enraged Lee Kanker snuck up right from behind without notice and blasted MacArthur right in the back with a mini taser, shocking the officer and bringing her down a notch, which brought the sound of boos back into the arena in response.
"What the–?!" Tazz gasped.
"Did Lee–" Cole said with a blunt gasp before reacting in shock, "DID LEE JUST TASE MACARTHUR?!"
"Haha!" Graves chuckled loudly, "That's brilliant! Talk about serving hard time!"
"That was nothing more than a dirty lowdown trick, plain and simple!" JR pointed out.
"Too bad," Graves said, scowling back at JR, "Live with it."
Not pleased with being hit out of nowhere thanks to MacArthur and her nightstick, Odalia found herself bridled in rage as she ran up right to MacArthur and booted the cop right in the face hard as a sign of payback.
"Oh, right in the face!" Cole exclaimed.
"That's what MacArthur gets for getting in Odalia's way," Corey replied, "Somebody strip MacArthur out of her badge."
"Why, all because she was doing the right thing?!" Tazz shrugged towards Corey.
"Because she got involved, that's what!" Graves pointed out once more.
JR took in one more angry scowl at Corey saying, "She had every right to as the law goes, Corey!"
Not taking this ounce of nonsense anymore, Odalia soon brought her daughter back up on her feet, only to grab Amity from behind and throw her over the rope and onto the floor, forcing more of the crowd to boo viciously towards this unfair elimination!
"There we go, good riddance to bad trash." Corey said, dusting his hands off.
JR, not even bothering to look at Corey one bit, rolled his eyes out of anger, "If anyone's bad trash, it's her own damn mom!"
"That's your lousy opinion, JR," Graves muttered out, "And nobody cares about your opinion."
"Well, if anything else, Corey, Odalia Blight is as bad of a parent as Christian Cage is." Cole pointed out.
151st Elimination: Amity Blight; Eliminated by: Odalia Blight; Duration: 27:32
Luz Noceda immediately didn't take that elimination of Amity's very well, unfortunately.
In fact, it straight out enraged her to the point where she shook her senses backup and picked up a steel chair right away, therefore swinging towards the back of Odalia Blight herself which caused the cheers to skyrocket through the roof!
"Oh my!" Cole cringed a little.
"All right, Luz!" Tazz excitedly cheered for Luz, "Beat that witch down!"
"Damn it, somebody keep that no good little brat away from that woman!" Corey said, pointing out to Luz.
"Sorry, Corey, she ain't gonna hear you at all!" JR shook his head.
The rage had gotten so big for Luz that she immediately began to brutalize Odalia with the chair over and over again repeatedly, leaving the wicked mother feeling bruised and brutalized.
Carter Pewterschmidt attempted to get a hold on Luz himself, but it proved to be a mistake as Luz swung the chair right over his head, knocking him completely unconscious.
"Oh, big mistake, Carter!" Tazz exclaimed.
"He should have never done that!" JR shook his head once more.
Cole nodded before saying, "I guess Carter screwed around and found out unfortunately."
Wolverine attempted to get even against the so-called "Father of the Year" himself too as the sideburned mutant immediately trapped Christian Cage in a big ankle lock, twisting his ankle sideways much to the total delight of the Anaheim crowd watching.
Christian Cage attempted to tap out just for a bit of mercy, but even so, it still wasn't doing him much however as Wolverine continued to twist the dastardly father's ankle as long as he could.
"Christian's tapping out to the Ankle Lock!" JR exclaimed.
"Even though submissions don't really count, I don't think Wolverine cares!" Cole replied, "He wants to make sure Christian regrets being here in the first place!"
"All right, Wolverine!" Tazz said, now cheering on the clawed mutant, "Make that son of a bitch pay!"
Graves immediately growled in anger, "Damn it, someone go save him already! This is a travesty!"
"Whine all you want, Graves," JR scowled to Corey once more, "It's not gonna help anyway!"
Luchasaurus/Killswitch attempted to do his best to save his so-called "Father" from the Ankle Lock, only for Batman to suddenly swipe in out of nowhere and trap him with a very quick fujiwara armbar, making the big guy with the dinosaur mask scream in huge pain!
"Well, so much for help!" Cole pointed out.
"Batman trapping Luchasaurus with a quick armbar, making sure he doesn't get anywhere near Christian Cage!" JR pointed out as well.
"Smart move by the Dark Knight," Tazz nodded. "He's always quick on his feet!"
"That was nothing more than a dastardly sneak attack. That's all that is!" Graves exclaimed.
"Keep believing your lies, Corey!" Cole rolled his eyes, "What you say will make things worse for your crew!"
Wolverine continued to lock on that huge ankle lock for another several seconds before Powerhouse Hobbs and Takeshita all leaped up on the mutant from behind, stomping all over Wolverine uncontrollably just to make sure he didn't have enough strength to fight back.
Alejandro even managed to get in the middle of the beatdown himself, stomping all over Wolverine as well, which turned out to be a 3-on-1 stomping session.
"Oh, I beg to differ, Cole!" Corey smirked viciously.
"These dastardly hyenas are beating down on him like a scalded dog!" JR exclaimed.
"Apparently, he forgot about Hobbs and Takeshita." Tazz shook his head, "Should've turned his back in the first place."
"Blame Wolverine's stupidity for that." Corey said, not having shown any compassion.
Cole shook his head for the thousandth time saying, "No, I blame it all on Christian Cage, Alejandro, Don Callis AND his goons for getting involved!"
Don Callis saw what was immediately going on between Wolverine and his henchman, leaving him to do nothing but praise this beatdown that was now being inflicted by Alejandro and his goons.
With Wolverine too vulnerable to recover from the constant nonstop stomps that was inflicted upon him, Christian, Alejandro and the duo of Powerhouse Hobbs and Takeshita all managed to get Wolverine's unconscious self up and throw him over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him to even more disgust from the entire crowd.
"And now Wolverine's gone!" JR groaned loudly.
"He and his no good thugs strike again!" Cole exclaimed.
Corey then said with an evil chuckle, "That's right, you two. It won't be long before everyone in that ring is finished."
"Well, I hope you're delighted," Tazz paused a bit before groaning, "Because I hope that you Alejandro, and his goons won't be!"
"Tell it to anyone who really cares, Tazz!" Corey said, ignoring the ECW legend.
152nd Elimination: Wolverine; Eliminated by: Christian Cage, Alejandro Burromuerto, Powerhouse Hobbs and Konosuke Takeshita; Duration: 17:19
The foursome continued to relish in this unfair elimination before Fluttershy decided to foolishly, yet bravely sneak up right behind Powerhouse Hobbs and hop on top of his shoulders, attempting to trap the big man with a sleeper hold.
"Oh no, what the heck are you doing, Fluttershy?!" Tazz replied.
"She's digging her own grave, Tazz," Corey pointed out, "What do you think she's doing?"
"The only thing you could at least do is give her the valiant effort for trying to stop them all by herself!" JR said, scowling at Corey once more.
"Right now, she's showing me that she's stupid." Corey growled.
Powerhouse Hobbs tried to shake himself free in order to get her off, but it wasn't doing him any favors however. The more he struggled to break free, the tighter the sleeper hold was getting for him thanks to the natural pink-haired beauty.
All hope seemed lost for him though until Lee Kanker and Chloe Bourgeois managed to pull Fluttershy right by her legs, attempting to get her off of Powerhouse Hobbs. Using all the strength the two could muster up however, the two pulled Fluttershy off of him and slammed the natural beauty down with a big double Alabama Slam, forcing the back of her head to hit the mat!
"Oh, dear gawd!" JR shrieked.
"Oh man, that was incredible, wasn't it?!" Corey replied, cheering on the attack.
"That's not incredible, Corey!" JR shook his head angrily, "She may be seriously hurt!"
"You should be ashamed of yourself, Corey." Cole groaned.
With Fluttershy completely knocked out from the vicious double team move, the foursome of Lee Kanker, Chloe Bourgeois, Toralei Stripe and Rosabella Beauty all picked up an unconscious Fluttershy up on their shoulders and threw her over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating her to even more torrential boos from the disgusted Anaheim crowd.
153rd Elimination: Fluttershy; Eliminated by: Lee Kanker, Chloe Bourgeois, Toralei Stripe and Rosabella Beauty; Duration: 19:40
Meanwhile, as Fluttershy was busy being slumped away at ringside however, the camera went right back over to the ring to see Batman still trapping Luchasaurus in a fujiwara armbar. Unbeknowingly to the Dark Knight however, he hadn't realized what was really going on in the ring, knowing he had still trapped Christian Cage's right hand man of destruction in that untrappable submission move.
Batman continued to hold in that armbar for another second before seeing Chris McLean approaching him with a steel chair in hand. He quickly reacted though by imprinting his foot toward the host's ribs, forcing him to groan in pain!
"Whoa, that was almost right in the yam bags!" Tazz pointed out.
"Batman definitely saw McLean coming!" Cole exclaimed, "He may still be the last remaining hope for all of the LEGAL contestants still in the ring!"
"Just face it, Cole. It ain't gonna be enough." Corey said, shaking his head.
Chris McLean found himself clutching his ribs in pain all while having to look up at Batman with a steel chair in his hand. He could definitely feel his whole entire life flash through his eyes all while the commentators (except Corey) looked on with such slight anticipation of what Batman vowed to do to him.
"I think Chris is about to feel a beatdown coming!" JR replied.
Cole then pointed out and said, "Yeah, he should've stayed away from the Dark Knight!"
"You can definitely say bye-bye to him being the host of Total Drama Island!" Tazz smirked widely.
Graves "You're one to talk, Tazz! You said earlier that you liked Chris McLean." Corey said to Tazz in a sternly voice.
Tazz looked back to Corey and said, "That wasn't until he was aligning with Alejandro and his stupid goons, Corey."
Batman looked to have his way with the evil host himself until he failed to notice Lord Dragaunus coming right from behind him.
Before Batman could hit Chris with the steel chair, Lord Dragaunus came right from behind and picked up Batman in an Argentine Backbreaker position, right before he dropped the Dark Knight down with a knee right to Batman's spine, breaking the bat's back.
"Oh no!" Tazz shrieked.
"No, that's the same move that dadgum broke the Batman's back!" JR pointed out, "My gawd, that was horrendous!"
"That's the only way you can take down a bat!" Corey smirked yet again.
"Unfortunately, you're right," Cole said, nodding in defeat.
The Dark Knight attempted to get himself back up on his feet with the energy of the packed Anaheim crowd, but the pain proved to be so severe, he couldn't get up by himself.
This forced Lord Dragaunus to stare down at Batman with an evil smirk imprinted on his lips, saying, "Consider that a gift for Bane from me to you."
It wouldn't be long before Lord Dragaunus picked up the Dark Knight right by his ribs and sent the hero flinging over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him much to the distaste of the fans themselves.
"Ah, and there goes your last hope, boys." Corey said, smirking to the announcers.
"Damn it," JR groaned, "We're now screwed here!"
"Yeah, now that Batman's gone!" Tazz groaned as well.
"Just accept it," Corey smirked over to Tazz, "Alejandro's plan is coming true like it or not!"
154th Elimination: Batman; Eliminated by: Lord Dragaunus; Duration: 22:18
Realizing that both Wolverine and Batman were immediately out of the equation, Alejandro for the thousandth time, dusted off his mic and decided to rub it in the angry fans faces like the revolting heel that he was.
"You see that, everyone?" Al said to the angry mob, "That's what happens when you mess with mi familia. You either submit and join us or you suffer like the rest of those pathetic scum that stand in our way!"
"As if this is some sort of family," Tazz groaned, "They're not nothing more than a bunch of freaks."
"They may be freaks to you Tazz," Graves said to Tazz out of disgust, "But they're a true family to Alejandro."
JR said with a loud groan, "They're a bunch of hypocrites is what they are, just like you Corey!"
"Shut up, JR!" Corey said, snapping at JR, "Let the winner of TDWT speak out his melodious words of harmony here."
JR literally had no choice but to respond with his middle finger, leaving Corey scathing back to the hall-of-fame with an anger so red hot, he wanted to knock the Sooner out of his announcer's chair.
While that was happening though, Alejandro looked down to the ringside floor where Steven Universe and Garnet were still knocked unconscious from a while back. He displayed yet another grin on his face before he looked over to both Hobbs and Takeshita and pointed towards Steven saying, "Hobbs, Takeshita, you know what to do. Drag his sorry puta ass into this ring right now!"
The two men immediately followed orders as well as they did, leaving the ring only to drag the fallen Steven Universe right off of the ringside floor and put him right inside the ring.
"Oh no," Cole nervously gulped.
"What the hell are they gonna do to him now?" Tazz asked out of hesitation, "Hasn't he suffered enough?"
Graves laughed his ass off saying, "After he screwed Alejandro out of his million dollars, Steven has every right to have karma suffer towards him!"
"The hell he does," JR scowled yet again, "If anyone deserves karma, it's Alejandro and NOT Steven."
"You know JR, Alejandro should replace you with Don Callis." Graves said, smirking towards JR's direction, "That way we can have somebody not kissing ass for once like you do."
With Steven laid out in the center of the ring, Alejandro watched as the rest of the crowd all rained down boos on him so hard that it was literally breaking the sound barrier out of this arena. It grew to be so loud that it was apparently rupturing every fan's eardrums as a result.
As that was going on, the camera scrolled back at the ringside floor to notice that Amethyst, Connie Maheswaran, Pearl and Johnny Universe were still laid out as ever, although Pearl was attempting to drag herself weakly down the aisle with her own knees. Johnny Universe tried to crawl onto his knees, but is still hurt from the attack they've received.
"Now that all of you Anaheim Asswipes are finished having your fun, I think it's about time I have my fun here," Alejandro said, silencing the angry crowd with no effort, "In fact, you wanna know what Steven right here looks like in my opinion? No, well, I think I'll tell you… HE'S NOTHING MORE THAN A CHICKEN!"
"Oh yeah, right!" JR rolled his eyes.
"If anyone's the real chicken, it's that dirty no-good cheater in that ring right there." Cole pointed out.
Graves rolled his eyes for another second before saying to Cole out of spite, "Okay, if you're done with your Alejandro slander, I'd like to get to watching the good part right now!"
JR said to Corey with an angry groan, "You are just the worst, Graves!"
"I'd say the same about your stupid barbecue sauce." Corey snarled back.
After the last verbal knockback was heard coming from JR and Corey's mouths, Alejandro watched with amusement as Christian Cage slid a chair under the head of Steven Universe, all while the latin liar grabbed another steel chair in hand, gripping it hard before heading back to the mic where he was speaking.
"You all remember what happened to Christian Cage's former buddy Adam 'Edge' Copeland, don't you?" Alejandro said to the silent crowd, "No? Well then, maybe I should try to refresh all of your stupid memories and see what happens to chickens when they get their heads cut off!"
The fans booed as furiously as they could as Alejandro positioned the chair around the back of Steven's head, looking to do the largest amount of damage he can possibly do.
"I remember having to witness that horrible moment in AEW, " Tazz replied.
"No, he better not think about doing this!" JR pointed out.
Cole shook his head shouting, "Oh come on, not like this!"
"Yeah, just like this, Cole!" Graves nodded, "Welcome to the end of Steven Universe!"
"My gawd in heaven! Somebody stop this!" JR shouted out in horror.
Once Alejandro raised that chair up with such complete anger…
*GONG!*
A gong sound immediately went out all across the arena, forcing the lights to go out much to the fans and commentators safety.
"WAIT A MINUTE!" Cole shrieked.
"THERE'S NO WAY," Tazz shook his head, "THERE'S NO WAY HE'S HERE!"
"MY GAWD, CAN IT BE?" JR gasped.
"NO! NO! NO! This can't be!" Graves replied, shaking his head as well.
The ring remained dark for a good several seconds before the lights came back on again, revealing to be the duo of Darby Allin and Sting standing in the ring and right in front of Steven, forcing Alejandro and his goons to back away from it.
The fans immediately cheered their heads off widely, chanting both Darby and Sting's names as a way to give them the energy the two needed to confront Alejandro head-on.
"OH MY GAWD!" JR said with a boisterous shout.
"IT'S STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!" Cole screamed.
"AND DARBY ALLIN!" Tazz pointed out, "They're here to make things even here!"
"WHAT?" Graves exclaimed, "How in the hell did they even get past security doors? They were locked shut!"
Alejandro found himself being stunned speechless at the behest of Darby Allin and Sting, who right now were clenching their bats hard and tight to give them Al and his henchman the most painful beating in a lifetime.
The Arch-Villain suddenly shook himself off before saying to his goons, "You know what? It's alright. It still doesn't mean nothing! We still have the odds on our side! We can still take them on with the numbers advantage! No problem at all!"
"Yeah, you tell 'em, Al!" Corey shouted, cheering at Alejandro.
"Why are you cheering them on, Corey?" Cole raised his eyebrow to Corey, "You think he's gonna foolishly take Sting and Darby on?"
Corey Graves, despite feeling his legs shake out of anxiety, said with a brief shrug, "Why do you think he won Total Drama World Tour?"
"That accomplishment won't mean nothing in a few seconds!" JR said, shaking his head to Corey, "This I can surely guarantee you!"
Alejandro continued his verbal tirade towards Darby and Sting saying, "Is that really the best you have here? Trust me, you won't have enough to take us down!"
"You think we don't have enough, huh?!" Sting raised an eyebrow himself to Alejandro.
The face-painted legend and Darby all watched as they saw Alejandro, Christian Cage and Don Callis align their entire crew to surround the rin, which trapped Sting, Darby and the rest of the legal competitors inside the ring like trapped rats.
It all looked lost for a second before Sting and Darby looked at each other with a nod in their faces, which led to Darby raising his arm and snapping his fingers, resulting in a…
*GONG!*
From there, the lights around the arena all dimmed to black once more, leading the crowd to cheer in anticipation of what was about to go on next.
"What the–what's happening now?" Tazz raised his eyebrow.
"I have no idea, Tazz!" JR shrugged, not even knowing what was going on.
"Not again with the mind games," Graves shook his head, "I am totally confused now!"
"I guess you should be," Tazz nodded, "Otherwise, this whole entire Rumble is about to be pitch–
*GONG!*
Before Tazz could say that final word though, the lights came back on only to reveal a certain man in black dressed in a black trenchcoat, black tanktop, black jeans, black boots, signature black hair, and signature black top hat standing right behind Alejandro and his cronies!
It didn't take too long for the camera to immediately identify the mysterious figure as The Undertaker, which made the fans to thunderously cheer so loud, the whole arena nearly shook to its entire core!
"HOLY SHIT!" Tazz screamed out.
"IT'S THE UNDERTAKER!" Cole screamed as well.
"MY GAWD, HE'S HERE!" JR shouted, "THE DEADMAN IS HERE!"
"UNDERTAKER WAS THE MYSTERIOUS GUEST DARBY AND STING HAD PLANNED!" Cole screamed once again, coming this close to losing his voice.
Alejandro, Christian Cage, Don Callis and the rest of his henchmen all froze in fear as they watched Undertaker tighten his gloves with so much intimidation. They never expected someone like him to show up to a battle quite like this.
No matter what was gonna happen, only one thing was certain:
This was gonna be one hell of a final battle.
"I don't know about you, but things just got even here!" JR pointed out.
"I know," Tazz nodded before saying, "What's gonna happen here?"
"That's what I'm thinking too, Tazz!" Cole nodded.
"I'm in disbelief right now," Graves nodded as well, "I wonder how this will end?"
Oh man, Sting, Darby Allin AND The Undertaker? Now this faceoff between the trio of Sting, Darby, Taker and Alejandro's entire goon squad is definitely gonna be good. But before we finally get to that good part however, it's stat time!
Entrants in the ring: 6
Entrants left to go: 0
Eliminated: Derek Generic, Lynn Loud Jr., Johnny Bravo, Robert "Granddad" Freeman, George Jetson, Fred Flintstone, Beast Boy, Hank Hill, Lion-O, Odd Delia Robbia, Shaggy Rogers, Finn The Human, Duncan, Sunset Shimmer, Ben Tennyson, Caitlin Cooke, Cat Noir, Lance "Avalanche" Alvers, Butt-Head, Beavis, Zim, Milo Murphy, Samatha "Sam" Simpson, Alex Casoy, Clover Ewing, Jude Lizowski, Throttle, Bobby Santiago, JFK, Snake-Eyes, Raven, Jimmy Neutron, Sam Manson, Brad Boimler, Frankie Stein, Raven Queen, Philip J. Fry, Bender Rodriguez, Scrooge McDuck, Bojack Horseman, Otto Rocket, Charlie Brown, Mordecai, Michelangelo, Donatello, Cleopatra, Rolf, Arnold Shortman, Owen, Rainbow Dash, Dan, Spectra Vondergeist, Duke L'Orange, Gwen Tennyson, Yumi Ishiyama, Check "Grin" Hardwing, Goliath, Invisi Billy, Shadowcat, Twister Rodriguez, Eric Cartman, Geoff, Ladybug, Nightcrawler, Applejack, Harley Quinn, Turanga Leela, Morty Smith, Peter Griffin, Sandy Cheeks, Phineas Flynn, Reggie Rocket, Marco Diaz, Rogue, Abe Lincoln, Apple White, DJ, Marshal Moo Montana, Spongebob Squarepants, Edd/Double D aka The Masked Mumbler, Barbara "Babs" Brando, Valerie Grey, Carmen Sandiego, Nosedive Flashblade, Raphael, Cyborg, Pinkie Pie, Ulrich Stern, Gary Goodspeed, Leonardo, Poison Ivy, Gwen, Bart Simpson, Star Butterfly, Jackie Lynn Thomas, Eddy, Rick Sanchez, Yosemite Sam, Samurai Jack, Gambit, Trent, Static, Wendy Corduroy, Tanya Vanderflock, Bridgette, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, Buster Bunny, Arthur King, LeShawna, Launchpad McQuack, Coop Cooplowski, Monty Monogram, Twilight Sparkle, Dipper Pines, Bobby Generic, Starfire, Lexi Bunny, Beckett Mariner, Stan Smith, Courtney, Wildwing Flashblade, Joan of Arc, D' Vana Tendi, Heather, Hilda, Spider-Man, Luna Loud, Lincoln Loud, Quinn Ergon, Homer Simpson, Queen Tyr'ahnee, Riley Freeman, Flash Sentry, Kim Possible, Alejandro Burromuerto, Amethyst, Connie Maheswaran, Darkwing Duck, Robin, Daring Charming, Rarity, Jake "Razor" Clawson, She-Ra, Danny Phantom, Mallory McMallard, Casey Jones, Brody, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Carlota Casagrande, Ed, Amity Blight, Wolverine, Fluttershy, Batman
Still in the ring: Luz Noceda, Justin, MacArthur, Don Karnage, Kevin and Bugs Bunny
Longest time: Luz Noceda (2:00:00)
Shortest time: SpongeBob SquarePants (0:03.9)
Most Eliminations: Alejandro Burromuerto (13 eliminations)
Who will reign surpreme in the end?
Will the good side of Sting, Darby Allin and The Undertaker survive Alejandro and his henchmen?
Most of all? Who will win the 2nd annual Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble?
Will it be the young upstart witch, Luz Noceda?
Will it be the Hawaiian hunk of Total Drama Island, Justin?
Will it be the Ridonculous Race's cop-in-training, MacArthur?
Will it be the scheming sky pirate, Don Karnage?
Will it be the cul-de-sac's bazooka-chinned bully, Kevin?
Or will it be the GOAT and legend himself of Looney Tunes, Bugs Bunny?
And if you have to ask, YES, the next chapter after this WILL BE the last chapter of the story. Can't believe we're finally gonna finish this after a very long time. Anyway, the conclusion of this last chapter is coming soon, so make sure you read, review and leave any feedbacks on the way. Until that happens, back to binging on Console Wars at YouTube! Later, bros!