All Rights Belong To Rick Riordan

Content warning: This chapter contains significant sections of a sexual nature

Best Two Out Of Three

(Percy)

'Am I in trouble?' I mentally asked the goddess whose invasion of my mouth was preventing me from asking it aloud.

'That depends on what you are planning to do to make up for it?' Harmony replied sultrily her left-hand creeping under the waistband of my pants. Of course, even though her beautiful face was occupying most of my vision, it had been almost impossible to miss the fact that the goddess was naked before she pinned me against the wall.

Instinctively by now, my own hands reached down and began caressing the soft pert flesh of her backside, eliciting a small, surprised giggle from her.

'You know we should not be doing this here, especially with them being here.' I told her even as I started to support her full body weight as she locked her legs around my back, all the while not breaking our kiss.

'Says who?' Harmony asked challengingly, when your very presence was enough to knock out the King of the Gods. You probably could do whatever you wanted with little fear of consequence.

I however actually had to put some effort into reducing him to a drooling wreck.

"Oh fine, to think I was going to let you fuck me on Tania's bed out of spite." Harmony said with a sigh, breaking off our kiss at last. For a few seconds I simply stood there looking dumbstruck back at her trying to work out if she was joking or not. A not entirely small part of me guiltily wanted it not to be a joke.

'About that?' I asked mentally, even as I had the mental image of a small version of Perseus with horns on my shoulders telling me to screw my inhibitions. The small innocent version of myself on my other losing miserably. After three days of this, I was still firmly wrapped around the goddess's finger.

"No, the magic is gone now, you ruined the moment." Harmony responded firmly swiftly unwrapping her legs from around my waist and standing up on her own.

Even though it had not been that long since I last saw her, it still surprised me how attractive the naked goddess in front of me was. How the hades was I this lucky?

"Careful Seaweed Brain you are dribbling, guess all the men in my life have something in common." Harmony said playfully walking across the room and prodding Apollo's cheek with her foot.

"That's right step on meeee." Apollo whimpered excitedly despite his still unconscious state. Hilariously for me, Harmony seemed quite shocked by this and practically backflipped away from her twin onto an empty bed. Standing there with both eyes open wide, her face turning bright red as she stared down at the god looking like she wanted to throw up.

"Not a word of thi….that ever." The goddess whispered to me her whole-body shivering as I desperately tried not to laugh.

"Maybe then it would be a good idea for you to put some clothes on? I mean I enjoy seeing you like that but there is a time and a place. Otherwise, things are going to get really weird when they wake up, like Alabama levels of weird." I suggested, after a few seconds she glowed silver and was fully dressed again.

"So then, what were you doing?" She asked skipping across several mattresses before playfully sitting on the end of a bed opposite me.

'Oh shit, what was I doing again?' I thought to myself quickly, the arrival of the naked goddess had reset my thoughts into thinking with my 'other' head.

"I was asking them if they had ever heard of you. You as in 'Harmony' that is, whether there were ever any signs of you having this potential previously. Your dad as expected was trying to play the tough guy and that was about as helpful as expected. How did you find me so quickly?" I asked it had not even been half an hour since I left.

"Oh, that's easy, I put a tracker spell on the ring when I gave it to you. It actually works on the other idiots as well because of their connection to you. The moment you left; I knew everywhere you went. So, I thought I would pay the other morons a visit first and see what they were up to." Harmony said with a shrug as I looked down open-mouthed at the silver band on my finger.

Admittedly considering what had happened with Chronos, I could see the usefulness of the enchantment. Besides, it was not as if I could hide from the goddess of the Hunt for long anyway. This just trivialised it for her in the event something like that happened to me again.

"I am so glad my wife-to-be is a stalker." I laughed nervously as the goddess simply smiled. Luckily, she is also insanely hot and fun to be around. No matter what incarnation she currently is.

"Pride is now flat on his face on a New Rome rooftop, Lust is having a reality check in the middle of Baghdad and the useless duo are…" She began to explain. As to what Lilith was doing in Iraq I had no idea and nor did I want to know.

"…Are continuing to be a waste of space in my chambers." I finished having only seen them both a short while ago.

"Are both gone actually." Harmony corrected narrowing her eyes and looking smug back at me.

"Wait, What?" I questioned blinking rapidly.

"Personifications of Greed and Envy. One really wanted to cop a feel of this ass more than anything else and the other envied himself more than anything whilst he was doing so. It was quite pathetic really, I just had to turn the tables on the both of them, to make them see it from the others perspective. However, I don't think I can deal with Lust as I currently am." She explained with a sigh as I stared back at her in awe.

I thought I was being quick getting these three here in record time.

"I find that actually quite hard to believe." I asked incredulously as the goddess pulled her significantly longer than usual hair to one side as to avoid sitting on it.

"Her issue is not with me; I might be able to break her mind and body. However, I as 'Harmony' cannot break her reason to exist, unlike the others. Her issue lies with Artemis and not me. Like Pride she knows where her flaw lies, and she is not able to overcome it on her own. However, unlike him nor does she want to overcome it because she enjoys her newfound existence. She clearly retains some of her original mortal personality from back before she became an Eidolon. She was powerless back then but now she has some of your capabilities and my looks. Whatever way you look at it, that is a hell of a step up." She explained and I had to agree with her assessment of my fractured other half.

The other surviving sin Pride was easily quantifiable as basically being Perseus but reduced in power. For better or worse he was easy to manage compared to the others. It was easy to predict what I was likely to do... if I wanted to be an arrogant dick.

Harsh as it was it was it was basically the truth; Lilith was the opposite I had no idea what she wanted to accomplish, ever since she had dropped the whole Perseus-sexual façade I had no idea what to expect from her. Why on earth was she in Baghdad?

As if reading my mind Harmony began to talk. "Oh right, apparently mortals are not affected by me in the same way everyone else is. No one magically collapses due to me coming nearby, actually they don't respond to me at all. No one responded at all to the site of a naked goddess in the middle of the bazaar. So, I tried it out on Apollo's Oracle/girlfriend and she didn't respond either."

"So what mortals are not important enough to see you, even those that can see through the mist? That is going to make things real awkward when we speak to my mom next, do you reckon you can hold up a whiteboard? Otherwise, it is going to be really awkward." I asked making light of the situation for the time being.

"I am sure we can think of something, besides, she might be the only person still awake at the end of it if this carries on." Harmony joked as she looked across at her collapsed parents and twin. The aura that Harmony radiated had decreased since she had got changed but they remained unconscious for the mean time.

"Anyway, didn't you once have someone ripped apart by their own dogs for looking at you naked. What would have happened if someone had seen you? That would have been hard to explain to Rachel." I asked curiously.

"The difference is Artemis is self-conscious about her looks, whereas I frankly know I am flawless. Besides one of us was a virgin at the time and it certainly is not me. Am I wrong?" She declared confidently leaning forward whilst undoing her top button.

'When did her cleavage gain metaphorical gravitational pull?' I questioned to myself as I found myself unable to look away from the slightly revealed bare flesh.

"Exactly, besides even if I had been seen by someone. I can control time remember; I would have just made them forget about it. Funny thing is when Pride does wake up, he is going to have the memories of the other two losers and know he missed out on the opportunity…again." She said with amusement leaning back allowing me to focus on her face again. Undeterred by my rapid blinking as I looked upward at her, she carried on.

"For someone who is so sure of himself at everything he does, the sight of a naked woman is enough to turn him into a quivering wreck. Hades even just a kiss leaves him looking like a moron. I don't know whether I want Lust to disappear if I can knock him off kilter simply by touching him." She mused with a shrug.

Of course, the issue of 'Perseus' in this relationship was the crux of a whole host of issues. Before it was not that big of a deal when we never did much more than the basics. Now that things had rapidly started to escalate through into all forms of sexual territory, it had since become a lot more complicated.

Even leaving the matter of Harmony aside and sticking just to the two individual aspects of Artemis and Diana. New Years Eve had shown that the two were quite keen to share me in the bedroom. Things had started a little nervously, but they had shown that the both of them were more than willing to act on each other as well as me at the same time. The fact that they were largely identical and both beautiful was certainly not lost on me at the time, I suppose it was like the idea of getting with twins. Except that both were technically the same person originally which should have made things awkward, but the two goddesses were lost in the moment at that time and had not seemed to have cared.

Of course, now that Harmony was firmly in the driving seat that matter was technically resolved as it was just the two of us for the time being. However, who knows how long this situation was going to last. The change could be forever or end any moment know. So much about the goddess was unknown. About the only things we had learned was that she was ridiculously powerful in using both her own original powers and my own somehow… And her body measurements were now B99DD-W58-H90cm up from B93C-W56-H90cm originally. If anyone else ever learned either of those bits of information, I was basically a dead Titan walking.

However, Harmony having now dealt with Greed and Envy it was clear that it was only a matter of time now until Perseus was back as a single consolidated entity. When that was so, how would he fit back into this complicated relationship? It was clear that despite his initial hostility and general annoyance he was infatuated with goddess(es) almost as much as I was. Plus, if we ever shared bodies again at some point, he was likely to learn what I had done and experienced as well as vice-versa. Artemis likewise had learned what I had done with Diana in the same way.

As a result, if he was not allowed in the relationship with the goddess, he may end up with someone else… and I then experience that to my innocence and the two goddess's annoyance. Or he could even stay chaste on the matter and acts like an unbearable asshole. The third option was we found some way of accepting him into the dysfunctionality of this relationship and made some form of arrangement, because unlike the girls before, I was not getting off with him! I don't care what they offered me.

"You know I can't read your mind, but I can tell when you are thinking about me like that." Harmony seductively whispered into my ear wrapping her arms around my chest, having suddenly teleported behind me without me noticing.

"No I wasn't, it was regarding Perseus!" I stammered out defensively by instinct.

"Then why is 'Little Percy' getting all excited?" She asked playfully as I began to turn red in embarrassment and hastily readjusted my sitting position.

"You make this far too easy for me." She said giggling even as the other end of the room began to finally show signs of life.

Slowly and weakly Leto began to push herself upright from the mattress, once vertical she finally seemed to spy the pair of us.

"Morning mother." Harmony said cheerfully from behind me as the Titaness silently regarded her own daughter for a short while.

"I guess you must be Harmony then. Now I knew you had changed over the last few months, but this is certainly unexpected daughter of mine." Leto said finally her tone neutral, but you could physically see that even she was nervous in front of her own child.

"Relax mother despite whatever this idiot has told you, I am not some crazy goddess who acts irrationally." Harmony said cheerfully.

"She doesn't act irrationally because she is irrational." I muttered only to shiver as she ran her tongue up the edge of my ear.

'Quiet you. Or this is the only action my tongue will be doing towards you for a while.' She chastised playfully.

"So, disintegrating the ceiling to enter, rather than using the door or just teleporting in here was not irrational and not just done because you could dear?" Leto questioned with a slight smile growing more confident in front of her extremely powerful daughter.

"You were doing things in my chariot with father." Harmony shot back. Well, I guess there goes that unpleasant surprise.

"You were supposed to have been back two days ago." Leto retorted sternly.

"I was also supposed to still be two different aspects, but I guess unexpected things happened." Harmony defended the pitch of her voice getting higher.

"I am not saying I had a problem with what you two were doing, but a little heads up would be nice so I was not sitting around all week wondering when you were going to be back. I do actually do things sometimes."

"Like married gods." Harmony said quickly and suddenly the room seemed so much more uncomfortable. Even I knew that opening my mouth in this situation was like stepping onto a landmine.

"HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPENE—" Apollo loudly exclaimed suddenly sitting upright before freezing in his tracks as Harmony stopped time on her twin. All the while I was watching the staring contest between mother and daughter. One who could best be described as the world's greatest childminder and modest rationality personified and the other who was a literal person of mass destruction with a quick-fire trigger.

"Sorry mother, that was uncalled for." Harmony said suddenly apologising. If anyone else was watching and surprised by that outcome, then they did not know Leto. She might sound like having the worst domains in the pantheon, but she was scary as Hades when she wanted to be, all whilst smiling serenely.

"Apology accepted; however, I admit that our actions were short-sighted to say the least. But let us put that behind us for the time being, it would seem your nuisance brother is awake at last." Leto said calmly pointing at the frozen figure of the sun god.

"-d!" Apollo began before suddenly freezing again. This time I felt Harmony's eyes turn towards me even from in front of her.

"What! I just wanted to remind everyone, that it was my whole shtick of being able to freeze people long before you could. Besides, does anyone want to hear him sing or hit on Harmony?" I asked only to be lightly pinched by the silver goddess on the inside of my arm. Releasing control of time, the god quickly turned his head between his mother and the pair of us.

"Mummm sis is scaring the shit out of me again." Apollo said nervously his whole body seemed to be trying to shrink as small as possible.

"I always scared you, that is what big sisters do." Harmony told him with a grin.

"Yeah, but you were a 'little' big sister then and it was good to act like your scary bigger brother, especially around boys that were trying to seduce you."

"Percy did you ever actually feel intimidated by Apollo?" Harmony questioned leaning her chin on my shoulder.

"By the time we started dating, no. When I was just a demigod, not really because I could never take you seriously. Sorry Bro." I admitted as the god looked back at me as if I had betrayed him.

"Wow I haven't seen Apollo so mentally defeated since Python. How many times was it before you begged for my help? Three wasn't it." Harmony chastised further, anything and it would almost be considered bullying by the elder twin.

"Dear be nice to your brother, he is probably still in shock at seeing your present… condition." Leto interrupted briefly pausing to consider the correct word. Once she had done so I suddenly felt the weight on my back removed as the goddess flashed across the room, so she was standing in front of Apollo hands on hips.

"So then little brother, any quips you want to make about me, any songs or poems? This is the only chance you are going to get." She told him firmly.

"You have…You are…" Apollo stuttered out unable to complete a sentence.

"You are an inspiration to bards everywhere with your eloquence." Harmony told him shaking her head as she walked back towards me.

"…You have got a great pair of tits and ass!" Apollo shouted out before freezing and turning white as Harmony paused mid-step. Off to the side Leto could be seen face-palming even as Harmony's eyebrow twitched.

"I know, you will never see either." Harmony said simply sitting down next to me now.

"You mean you are not going to hurt me?" Apollo asked nervously.

"I gave you the chance to say what you wanted. What you said was not incorrect, inappropriate most certainly, but as my Fiancé here can attest certainly not wrong." Harmony said almost smugly. I was not denying that statement at any point, I knew where my bread was buttered.

You know, I almost wanted Aphrodite to meet Harmony just to watch the goddess of love, be on the receiving end of the verbal beatdowns Harmony was able to administer.

"Father! Isn't it about time you stopped pretending to be asleep? This is not some nightmare where you think if you keep your eyes closed it is going to disappear. Or are you trying to pretend that Mother and Apollo are more powerful than you are?"

"Perseus was bad enough; this is too much." The King of the Gods declared weakly, no longer even bothering to resist the truth or even sitting up to talk.

"I am sorry if we have managed to ruin your grand dreams of being the biggest fish in the lake but guess what it is true. So how about you sit your ass up and talk to us like an adult." I told the god as if I was talking to a child.

"This is all your fault in the first place! I should have just zapped you years ago and got someone to sweep away the ashes." Zeus declared angrily sitting up and pointing at me as everyone else simply sighed in synchrony.

"Were it not for me, you would be living rent free in Tartarus. Or would you like to pretend that Jason or Thalia would have saved you." I jabbed back; across the room the god could be seen grinding his teeth in frustration before he inverted his gaze.

"Besides, it is not as if you are even the most powerful god, Poseidon and Athena are both stronger than you. They just do not want your job, any more than I do father." Harmony said with a bored tone.

"You… you are an abomination that should not exist." Zeus stated standing up and pointing his finger at the goddess next to me.

"Well guess what Dad… I am real and more than capable of kicking your ass out of this building, pick a wall."

"Isn't it supposed to be window sis?" Apollo chipped in.

"Did I stutter?" Harmony asked turning towards the other god who sat down immediately under her withering glare.

"You would dare raise a hand to me, I am not only your father but also your kin-." Zeus declared before being cut off as everything, but his eyes was frozen.

"I am no longer bound by fate, have more power than you could ever imagine wielding and am tired of dealing with your bullshit father. So let me be quite clear to you, you maintain your position because the rest of us allow it. Not through some great feat or capability of your own. Most of us would happily see you replaced by your brothers, Athena or even Hestia. Instead, you maintain your position because others do not wish for it, however they do wish you would put the best interests of Olympus before yourself." Harmony admonished to the wide-eyed god.

"Apollo anything to add whilst father is all ears?" She asked turning towards her sibling who instinctively recoiled away from her gaze, however realising he was not the target of her ire he soon straightened up.

"Yeah, dad your ideas sometimes kind of suck, like you have caused most of the issues over the last few centuries when it came to the demigods. Also, causing global warming just because the mortals learned to fly is still kind of a dick thing to do. Lastly you seem to have stopped recently but you repeatedly putting your dick in farm animals, looks really bad on the rest of the family." Apollo added and I lost it and just started laughing uncontrollably as Harmony pinched the bridge of her nose and struggled not to laugh herself.

It was true, how many stories were there in the myths of Zeus trying to sleep with a princess/goddess/nymph/whatever that is having none of it, gets turned into something not humanoid in the slightest and an undeterred Zeus fucks it anyway.

'You are enjoying this aren't you. Just a reminder that Arion and Despoina are also a result of your father's farmyard frolicking.' Harmony reminded.

'Don't care, this is priceless. This may be one of the greatest moments of my life. I am literally crying; this is amazing to watch. Quick someone call the other Olympians to keep this going.' I responded now struggling to physically breathe.

'Greater than having sex with me?' She asked seriously causing me to instantly stop and look at her.

'Gods no but it is certainly up there.' I responded whilst still catching my breath and wiping away golden tears on my sleeve.

"Children you are both being unfair on your father, whilst you make some… accurate points. He does have some redeeming aspects."

"Jupiter is his only redeeming aspect, let's be honest mum." Apollo stated bluntly.

"Fine then, let us hear him out." Harmony said with a sigh as she released her hold on the older god.

"You ungrateful little shit. You would dare-."

"Well, this is going well so far." I commented as Harmony almost immediately froze her father again.

"Father you can complain all you want, but two of us in this room can stop you without lifting a finger. So currently you are still conscious at my whim. So how about you sit down, shut up and listen or at least put the other guy in control." Harmony commanded and sure enough Zeus shut up and sat down once he was able to.

"Harmony dear, why don't you start from the beginning and tell us everything you know. Maybe then SOME people will be able to understand what has happened better." Leto proposed as Zeus guffawed briefly and crossed his arms but otherwise kept quiet.

"Well, it all started when we had sex." Almost immediately the two gods started pulling faces and looking like they wanted to be anywhere but here.

'Oh, this is going to be interesting, how much detail are you going into? Because this could get quite embarrassing for you if you go into what Diana was doing to Artemis.' I asked playfully as the goddess's heterochromatic eyes turned towards me.

'Right shutting up now.' I told her with a grin as she went on to explain the synopsis of what happened over the last few days. She could have just stopped at that and then skipped to the whole affair with the Fates but that was apparently not her style she wanted the gods to suffer.

As it was most of the embarrassment was firmly shot at my direction in the end, as it turns out Harmony really has no sense of shame and was quite willing to reveal details, I would have personally kept quiet. The only solace I had was that if I was taking a hit to my confidence, the two gods were seemingly taking a larger one to their sanity.

Her mother however, seemed to be taking this all in her stride and apart from a barely concealed smile had not said anything. Even so I could not help but feel my face heating up as the older Titaness looked at me. The last thing I wanted was tales of my sexual prowess circulating around Orthrys. None of the Titanesses were ugly by any stretch of the imagination but compared to even just normal Artemis or Diana it was already a no-brainer.

However, by far the most awkward moment was when she decided to recount our misadventure in the Monster Donut. Apollo looked outright ready to throw up.

"I used to eat there!" Apollo complained dry heaving as he leaned forward.

"Well, you can't anymore." I muttered remembering the glasslike crater that was left once Harmony was done with it.

"I cannot believe you would entrust your Fate string to Perseus." Zeus said bitterly and I got the feeling that her father was desperately hoping to repress every other word he had heard. Looking down at the silver band on my finger it reminded me that even as powerful as Harmony was, I still had some level of control over her destiny. I was the only one apart from the goddess herself who could say such a thing.

"Oh, quit complaining, you are just jealous that I did not retrieve yours as well." Harmony told him rolling her eyes as the god scoffed.

"I think it is quite romantic." Leto commented happily.

'Not quite so romantic once you find out it has the find my spouse feature installed.' I reminded feigning bitterness.

"Any of the romance in this relationship disappeared when I was forced to learn the intimate details of my sisters very aggressive sex life. And that she went from basically a virgin goddess to nymphomaniac in the space of a few orgasms. Oh, dear gods it makes me feel ill just saying that." Apollo declared cradling his knees to his chin.

"Now you know how it feels when I have to hear what you and Hermes are telling each other about your latest 'conquest', every time we have a council meeting." Harmony vented in frustration before all the others suddenly froze in place.

"Well, this was fun, but otherwise it has been rather unproductive if truth be told. They clearly do not know anything about my current circumstances." She said turning to me, her golden eye glowing.

"I don't know about fun, embarrassing maybe." I responded rubbing the back of my head.

'Oh, don't worry about that, they will not remember any of this anyway. I just thought it would be amusing to see how they would react if I told them every intimate detail this time." Harmony said grinning.

Hold up.

"What do you mean this time?" I asked nervously as the goddess suddenly paused and seemed to bite her tongue.

"Have we already had this conversation with them already and by we, I mean you?" I demanded in somewhat horror as Harmony took a sudden interest in the cabin décor.

"You actually made me forget as well, how and when did that happen?"

"This is the third time actually." She conceded eventually nervously as my jaw dropped.

"Well, the first time was me beating the shit out of Apollo for his compliment earlier, Father reacted poorly to that. So that is why I knew he was faking being unconscious still before. You and mother were not too keen on me crippling them both, so I rewound time for the whole camp. Second time we talked until Father tried to shock the pair of us out of jealousy, so I blew away his legs as well most of the camp behind him. That obviously was not going to end well. Luckily though no one died, so I was able to fix that easy enough. This time I just wanted to have fun." She explained as I sat there with my mouth open in shock.

"Wait have you done this before now, I mean freezing me and making me forget things?" I asked afraid of the answer I was going to receive.

"Once or twice, plus a few other times I froze you whilst we were at 'it'." She admitted blushing.

"That's why you always want to be on top!" I shouted coming to the realisation.

"What it is not like that! Well sort of… I burn energy at a ridiculous rate, so occasionally I need to go and top up. I have had that box of donuts almost a dozen times, if I don't see sugar glaze again for a week, I will be happy."

"So, what you just leave me there like a sex toy? Whilst you go off and stuff your face." I objected visualising myself just laying there in all my 'glory'. Truth be told I was far to distracted during the act to be keeping an eye on my sense of time.

"You weren't complaining when I was filling my mouth with something else." She muttered sarcastically.

"Um… That is not the point. Were you embarrassed to ask for a break or something? Dear gods I have wanted to eat some food for days, but you were all over me like you couldn't get enough of me."

"Well… that was also extremely enjoyable as well, regardless of what I have been doing. We both know who calls the shots in that bedroom with regards to the itinerary." She said suddenly cleaning her nails.

"Be that as it may, you could have just said so." I conceded, in the looks department I always knew I was punching above my weight. Before all of this with regards to powers the balance was inverted, I was much more powerful than the goddess(es). Now that she had everything going in her favour for the time being I just assumed whatever position she wanted.

The truth was however I was not able to be angry with her about what she had done. There were several times I had tried to freeze her and tried to make her forget things. For more innocent reasons of course, generally for saying something that had offended her in some way.

However, as a water domain goddess she was resistant to it, so I stopped trying. I should have been the same logically, seeing as we shared Tides. But she seemed to have simply brute forced her way through that little matter.

"Be honest with me, am I going to remember this after this conversation finishes?" I asked with a sigh standing up.

"Probably not… Why are you taking your shirt off?" She asked curiously as I tossed the garment away.

"The bigger question is which of these bunks is Tania's, if only you are going to remember this, I might as well make it memorable for you." I responded with a wicked grin, Harmony for a few seconds seemed unsure of what to do clearly not expecting my actions.

By the time she had processed that statement I was already unbuttoning my jeans.

"The next time I ask you how you are going to make up for something. This is the correct answer." The suddenly naked goddess whispered into my ear as we both fell through shadows onto another bed away thankfully away from the frozen figures.

Despite her initially being on top of me, I soon rolled us both over so that I was looking down at her, my hands to her sides pinning her in.

"No snack breaks this time I'm afraid." I told her playfully as she laughed lightly all the while her delicate hands were expertly pushing my boxers down, freeing me.

"Well then you better make this performance worth me missing a meal for then." She commanded confidently as I pushed myself inside her, her hands wrapping my neck and pulling me into an encompassing embrace as a pair of calves also wrapped around my backside.

The additional force pulling me inwards caused me to bottom out within the goddess eliciting a sharp moan of pleasure from her throat.

Deep down I knew we should not be doing this, both here on this bed and because of the fact my future in-laws were literally less than twenty feet away. However, my fiancée was quite easily able to bring out the worst in me, but perhaps it was also because of Perseus affecting me in reverse. If I were able to affect his natural hatred of Artemis, then logically it stood to reason that he too could affect my rational thinking of whether to do things that could be considered bad.

Then again, if having sex repeatedly with the possible incarnation of perfection was considered a bad thing. Who would really want to be good?

For the next twenty minutes we carried on like this, Harmony almost by instinct eventually had her way and ended up straddling me lap. Perhaps because I was looking for it now, I never noticed anything strange happening whilst we were mid coitus.

Truth be told though it was easy to feign resistance to allowing her to be the dominant one. What man would not want to lay there and look up at her beautiful face and significant chest swaying with her gyrations on my lap.

However inevitably I could feel the goddess's walls tightening as she built up to an orgasm, this was matched with her slowing down her own movements. Ever the competitive one she would try to ensure that I came first wherever possible. Sensing an opportunity, I could exploit I began to thrust upwards inside her hard and with slowly increasing tempo. My fierce assault making the Harmony's moans inevitably get louder and louder with each repeated thrust.

"Percy…Wait…" She stammered out between ragged breaths. If I had been attention more, I would have noticed that the golden glow from her eye was noticeably duller than it had been initially.

However, sensing my own climax approaching I carried on for another minute before sitting up and wrapping my arms around her back, the subtly sensation of her breasts against my cheeks was the last straw as with one final held thrust, I discharged inside her even as she clamped down on my shaft the quivering walls drawing out all my seed.

My exhilaration was short lived however as I found myself pushed downwards hard as the bed springs snapped under the weight of the suddenly winged orgasming goddess. Unleashing one final scream of pleasure she suddenly fell forward onto me. Her face that of post coital bliss as I tilted my head and kissed her on the nape repeatedly.

"I may not remember this moment in the future but know that no matter what I love you." I whispered softly.

"I know…tired…zzzzz." Harmony responded smugly whilst snuggling against me before seemingly falling asleep immediately.

It was at this point I began to panic. First issue was I was presently pinned under almost half a tonne of naked goddess. Second issue was said goddess was the one keeping her own parents and twin in stasis and unaware of what had just transpired. Third issue just to compound my dilemma was the fact that someone was now knocking on the cabin door. My only solace was that the door was normally locked by Chiron because the Hunters were not here obviously.

"Is someone in there?" A muffled voice asked through the heavy timber door.

"Fuck… Harmony wake up…Harmony…Please." I whispered pleadingly. However, if my words got through her daze then she did not respond.

"Sis if you were so offended… Where did they go…" I heard Apollo say continuing his conversation from earlier before I was forced to be desperate and just freeze everything within thirty feet. Keeping a single divine frozen was normally quite a feat, especially over any significant period of time. Doing it to Two Olympians and a Titaness was a just pushing my luck, there was also the matter of whoever was also on the other side of the door.

Not because of the difficulty in stopping them as well, in contrast to the others it was a drop in the ocean. The issue was that others may notice the figure frozen standing outside the cabin for an extended amount of time and want to investigate as well.

You are probably wondering why I did not just shadow travel or flash out of there. Sure, it would have been awkward to explain to the in-laws where we had gone, especially after Harmony's reveal all session. Which for them they had just been forced to listen to, but it would not be as bad as what would happen if we were caught up in our current predicament.

The answer was because I only thought about it as I lost consciousness myself.

(Harmony)

Slowly opening my eyes, I found the sleeping face of my beloved Percy right in front of me albeit from the mouth down he was partially concealed by my breasts. The ragged breaths coming from his mouth tickling the sensitive flesh of my nipple causing me to giggle in amusement.

Looking to my side it was impossible not to notice the silver feathery blanket enshrouding us, thinking back to what had happened I began to blush at my momentary weakness and excitement. This was only the third time I had accidentally cut loose mid-orgasm and inadvertently revealed my wings.

Of course, wings only grow out of your back (or shoes) so they are not particularly good at protecting the rest of your body like a real blanket would. Which is why I am feeling a noticeable draft on my backside causing me to wiggle my hips reactively in response. This minor movement also informed me that Percy though unconscious still had an erection and it was still inside me.

Smiling to myself mischievously I concealed my wings and pushed up off his muscled chest so that I was again perpendicular to his body. The movement of my body causing the penis to rub against the walls within me as the angle of our bodies changed.

"Even asleep you still want more?" I teased tracing my left hand up from his chest to his face all the while my right hand was pulling my hair behind my back. As I did so I noticed the rooms 'other' occupants appear out of my peripheral vision.

Looking between the three frozen figures and my unconscious fiancé repeatedly, I quickly gained understanding of what had happened in my post orgasm bliss.

"Oops." I said with a chuckle as I briefly pondered how the helpless Titan Lord had probably panicked at the situation, he had suddenly found himself in. He must have reacted relatively quickly though because they were all still focused on the bed we had occupied earlier whilst talking. Although they had also moved a little since I had frozen them.

Obviously with the fact that he had already lost consciousness it was only a matter of time before they were freed from his control. Now it might seem backwards but for me to freeze them in place of him, I had to freeze Percy first. Which would break the stasis on them, so that I could then freeze them and then unfreeze Percy.

Of course, due to his inherent nature and resistance it took more effort to freeze him than it did the two gods and Titaness. As a result, even after my short nap I still would not want to manipulate time on him for longer than necessary.

Quickly doing so, the other three immortals were only given a fraction of a second of consciousness before they were once again frozen in time.

"Hello… I know someone is in there. Wait…where did you come from?" Someone called from outside the cabin causing my head to quickly swivel one-eighty towards the door.

"This is Chiron, please open the door. You will not be in trouble we just have a few questions." The recognisable voice of the old Centaur added afterwards.

"Oh, for fucks sake." I cursed under my breath rolling my eyes in disbelief. What had started as a spur of the moment bout of passion was swiftly snowballing into an Olympus level scandal at record speed.

Slowly raising my hips up, I felt as Percy's dick was finally withdrawn from inside me, the sensation momentarily leaving me feeling empty, even as our combined fluids continued to slowly flow out of me and down my leg. Putting that aside for the moment I quickly summoned a set of clothes. The new pair of underwear a temporary measure in keeping me presentable in the absence of a shower. The only cosmetic change I made was to turn my golden eye silver for the time being, that was the last thing I needed to explain.

I almost felt bad repairing the bed and leaving it over the unconscious Percy. The last thing I needed was someone catching sight of him from the door. Dick still stood at attention like a flagpole, I was not sure how that would go down in Camp stories. Perhaps the boys would congratulate him, after all he had been one of them who had successfully captured the heart of a maiden goddess like me. Or perhaps they would curse him for the exact seem reason out of jealousy. The girls well they would swiftly learn that he was mine only if they got any ideas.

Confident that the other three could not be seen from the doorway if I left the door partially closed. I unlocked it and swung it open until it was stopped by my right foot, holding it against my chest to stop anyone else looking past it. Of course, apart from the Centaur himself, there were very few demigods that were taller than my six-foot self.

Before me I found the sight of Chiron and a group of about a dozen curious campers as well as the rapidly retreating furry butt of a Satyr who hid behind the Centaur.

"Oh… Lady Artemis… What… You have changed your appearance again." The Centaur said at last after stuttering out his first few sentences. It felt strange to suddenly find myself being given the once over by the old horse-man. I should have shortened my hair back to 'normal' before I opened the door but that was hindsight. The bigger boobs I had now were however quite well hidden beneath several layers of clothing at least.

Then again, his kind were an infamously rowdy and notorious in the old days at trying to abduct pretty girls. A partial genocide by several children of Zeus and Poseidon back in the third century had hard curtailed that tendency for the most part.

Even so Chiron was generally a credit to his kind compared to his alcohol dazed hooligans' cousins.

"Just thought I would try out a few new looks, now that I am to be married… and a mother. It would seem strange if my own child potentially appeared older than I do." I added afterwards noticing several of the boys whispering to one another afterwards.

It was normally always a pain when Olympus moved to relearn lip reading because the languages changed, but as the last two times and centuries had been Britain and now the United States and both spoke English it was quite easy to make out the word MILF being repeated by several of what looked like Apollo and Hermes kids.

I did not know what that word meant, as it was likely some new term the kids had made up, but I reckoned that I was marrying someone who did.

"Well, that makes sense… I suppose. We thought we heard the sound of someone screaming coming from in here." Chiron said not sounding that convinced. What did he want me to tell him that by the way I am potentially or the equivalent to a Primordial Goddess and could possibly sneeze this camp and everyone in it off the map?

"Oh that… I was just checking the cabin over to make sure my Hunters had left everything in good order the last time we were here. After seeing what they had done to the house in New Rome I was afraid they might have trashed here as well. As for the scream, you have clearly never had the misfortune of stepping on one of those plastic building brick things." I lied hoping against all odds to sound convincing.

'It was totally not me screaming whilst orgasming, definitely the Lego.' I mentally laughed to myself.

"I can't say I have for obvious reasons, though I hear it is unpleasant. Is the Hunt planning on returning anytime soon, it has only been a few months since your last visit?" Chiron asked nervously his left front hoof pawing the floor after laughing at my explanation as I took a breath of relief.

"For everyone's sanity no not for the meantime, perhaps Percy and I will return with our children when they are born to introduce them. But I believe after our sojourn in New Rome, it has been made quite clear that the Hunters and the camps interactions should be kept to a distinct minimum. That is why I wanted to make sure that the cabin was ready for whenever that eventuality may be." Ready with naked Titan Lords under the beds and a significant part of the Olympian Council frozen in time at the back.

"Oh thank-. That is a shame it is always a pleasure to have you and Hunters grace us with your company. I am sure Lady Athena would love to plan some friendly competitions between the groups. She is already having quite a bit of success with the gods of heroes after all. As for your children, any child of Percy's and yours is bound to be… interesting." Chiron said pausing to consider the correct word as I simply smiled.

"Is there anything you need help with in there, the cleaning harpies are always available?"

"No!" I snapped back at the mere suggestion of help.

"No, what I mean is that will not be an issue, the cabin is tidy enough for our purposes. Small child friendly caltrops notwithstanding, I am already thinking about using those in actual traps. How can something so innocent cause so much pain?"

"Speaking of traps, were you aware that the Cabin was booby trapped to freeze anyone who tried to enter. One of the Satyrs was frozen in place for almost an hour when we heard your scream."

"Oh, that was probably Percy, he has been finding new ways to use his power over time. Despite what people may think he takes his guardianship very seriously. With what happened here before, can you blame us?" I told him narrowing my eyes, the loss of so many of the Hunters was a sore spot for me even almost two years later. Besides, it was not like I was lying completely; Percy was behind the Satyr getting frozen.

"No, I guess I cannot blame you for your caution, I take it he is with them now?"

"Would you believe he is actually talking to my father. Willingly on both sides, they are probably both threatening each other about the marriage. I however am not too worried, he is able to look after himself, your training saw to that." I said smiling stroking the old horse's ego a little as sure enough he pumped his chest up proudly.

"Anyway, I really must be going, and I would suggest you tell everyone in the camp to avoid coming near this cabin. The very last thing we want is someone to get caught in a trap again. If we are uncontactable then it could be weeks before they are freed." I told him beginning to close the door.

"I will do so at the campfire tonight, though if it is either of the Stoll twins, I am of half the mind to leave them there."

"Hey Chiron, why would you specify us of all people." One of Hermes children complained, nearby an identical looking boy stood hand in hand with a girl who judging by the gardening shears in her pocked was one of Demeter's daughters.

Around them many of the other campers laughed.

"Probably because you already did once before." The girl shouted back at him.

"Oh right, the ones who covered Phoebe's shirt in centaur blood." I said narrowing my eyes at the one on his own recognising that name as he visibly gulped under my gaze. They were probably the only ones that were lucky I was stuck holding up the weight of the sky.

"There must be some sort of misunderstanding, I swear we said we were sorry." The boy shouted as he began to run away.

"Lady Artemis please don't threaten the campers. We get enough of that from Ares." Chiron said in exasperation stroking his beard as the Stoll Boy carried on running towards his own cabin.

"I don't need to threat, I have Thalia, a large indestructible hungry Lioness and a literal Dragon." I reminded smiling as I went inside and closed the door before any other questions could be asked. Putting my back against the door I let out a sigh of relief at that avoided potential crisis.

"Why am I under a bed?" Percy questioned having obviously woken up but remained where he was.

"Because if I threw a sheet over you people would be wondering why there was a yurt in here." I joked back as he pulled himself out from underneath the bed, the offending member now under control at last.

"Let us not do that again, I mean let's do it again. But not under these circumstances this is far too much hassle." He said sitting walking across the room to his discarded pants and sitting on a bed to pull them on. Once he had done so he pulled a small crinkled packed out from the pocket.

"Well, it was certainly exciting though and spur of the moment."

"Exciting enough to be compared to Lego of all things." Percy said laughing as I blushed the enchantment on my face gone returning my eye to 'normal'. After popping a piece of Ambrosia into his mouth he tossed the rest over to me.

"Oh yeah, what does the word MILF mean?" I asked causing the Titan to choke on the divine food.

"You in about four months." He finally said laughing once he had swallowed the food. On hearing this I paused from biting and looked at him with narrowed eyes.

"Mother I'd Like to Fuck. It is from a movie about teenagers trying to get laid. It would seem you have some new fans in that body. Am I in danger of losing you?" He said whilst continuing laughing.

"I think that you should call me a M-I-W-F. Mother I Will Fuck." I told him stuffing the entirety of the ambrosia in my mouth and quickly swallowing. The only downside of the food was the small portion available.

'Oh, wait I can control time, this is so useful.' I thought to myself as I suddenly found myself with a full bag again, swiftly eating the entire portion again.

"I can live with that, but for the rest of the day can we just cuddle? For real I want to catch up on some sleep when we are done." He said pushing his arms up into the air and yawning.

"You had an opportunity to sleep earlier but instead you went off gathering my family. Besides, it does not matter too much. I have still got to wipe your memories along with these three." I told him seriously stretching my neck.

"Listen Harmony I am not bothered by everything that you did. So, there is no need to do anything rash." He objected in panic.

"Only if you can make it best two out of three." I teased watching as his shoulders dropped before nodding. There is no such thing as only cuddling besides, we are still young after all. Well, he is I (or rather Artemis to be precise) am still one hundred and sixty-six times older than him.

"You know if this carries on, you are going to be pregnant forever. Or I am going to need a new pelvis."

"Well, the last few months have been the longest of my life anyway and it seems like an eternity since I got pregnant in the first place. Maybe we can end up replacing the entirety of both councils with our children and get everything we want all the time."

"Isn't that exactly what your father tried to do and isn't he currently subdued over there by one of said children." Percy said pointing at said King of the Gods.

"Oh yeah, he basically did do that, and everyone still argues. Maybe we will just stick with the two to begin with and go from there." I conceded this family had a tendency towards patricide/matricide/fratricide every few centuries as it was.

"So does that mean cuddling?" He asked curiously.

"No. It just means that I MAY have to show restraint at some point in the future. As it is I am still already pregnant and still up for another round." I said cheerfully as his head dropped in defeat.

"Luckily for you however I still have to deal with these three for a while."

"How did you find out about your mother and father on the chariot?"

"You told me just before I shot father in the groin last time, potentially ending the chance for any remaining siblings at that point."

"Didn't you say you blew his legs off?"

"Since when in this form have, I ever shown restraint in anything?" I told him raising an eyebrow.

"Good point." He responded rubbing his groin subconsciously.

"So, this time we are just telling them the basics of my condition up until the Fates. Don't provoke anyone, we want them to accept the current situation and leave us alone for the time being while we try and work out how to fix me." I explained briefing Percy on my plan for this re-enactment of the scene from earlier. It would be easier to do in fairness if Percy were not also responding to the issues as if for the first time after all.

"Do you actually want to be fixed though?" Percy asked curiously causing me to pause.

That was a difficult question to answer in fairness. As I was, I had everything anyone could ever want, nigh on infinite power and able to do as I wished with no fear of repercussion. However, as a result I knew that one day I would again end up in a monotonous existence like I had experienced previously for so many centuries. Apart from Percy himself there was little to challenge me, as a 'normal' goddess I could trivialise most things or ask/make someone else do it.

At present my main and basically only sort of entertainment was sex, but that was not something that could be relied upon forever. Especially as my chosen partner was not able to keep up with me for long periods, I mean he was certainly able to make a herculean effort of it, but he had limits.

But what would I do afterwards? I had no long-term goals beyond the next few days. There was obviously so much wrong with the world outside of these walls. Yet I did not care to act upon them even though it was within my power. Why attempt to change the status quo? The system was unfair in a lot of ways, but it worked despite its many flaws. Civilisation advanced steadily despite its occasional slip ups into conflict, genocide, and strife. So why bother upsetting the BALANCE?

As I finished that thought I was hit by a sudden intense pain to the right of my temple causing me to wince in shock before it vanished just as quickly. However, the sensation was enough to leave me suddenly dazed and blinking repeatedly as I struggled to focus.

"Are you alright?" Percy asked rushing over and kneeling in front of me as I eventually gained clarity again.

"I think so." I said finally.

"Do you know what happened?" He asked his voice filled with concern.

"I don't know maybe I am just still feeling weak after everything that has happened today." I lied if anything since eating the Ambrosia I felt significantly better. No, that issue just now was tied to my thoughts. I had touched upon the truth and received backlash for it.

"Percy, let's just get this over with and go home." I told him feigning confidence as I focused my thoughts on what needed to be done. Not the hypothetical theory that I had just discovered.

'If Chaos was the Primordial Deity of Creation and Change… Then was it possible that Harmony was the incarnation of Balance?' I thought gritting my teeth momentarily as once again that word took a toll on me, only cementing my belief that I was on the correct track.

But if that was the truth.

The bigger question was, why me of all people?

(Percy)

The next twenty minutes ran almost like a repeat of earlier almost with much fewer embarrassing secrets being thrown out there. If anything, Harmony was almost avoiding telling them too much about herself.

Something had happened earlier and now she was almost afraid to discuss the matter.

Even if I mentally asked her if she were ok, she would simply brush off the request saying she was fine. However, with the amount of time I had spent around the generally outspoken goddess it was obvious that she was not.

Outwardly however she was expertly able to convince her father and brother that she was not aware of why this had happened. That she had no intentions of doing anything against Olympus or Zeus in particular.

In return she agreed to keep out of sight of anyone else in her Palace on Olympus for the foreseeable future. At least until she had returned to normal or if seemingly permanent then they had thought up a suitable cover story.

The only other gods apart from Zeus himself she was allowed to meet were Apollo and Athena. Any other interactions were to be carried out by myself for the meantime. The matter of the Hunters was left to discuss in the next few days. For the time being they were safe enough in New Rome and we had no idea what prolonged exposure to Harmony would do to them.

At least I knew from her earlier interaction with Chiron and the campers that she was not likely to vaporise them upon meeting them. Well as long as she kept that smothering aura she exuded under control.

Eventually though the two gods could not wait to be gone and away from the goddess next to me. Both would probably need a stiff drink and a lie down, In Zeus's case a lot of drinks.

That just left us with Leto who came over and sat to Harmony's other side.

"Well, I must say dear you have continued to surprise me over the last few months. Though this one was certainly the most unexpected. A boyfriend or lover I knew was to be expected at some point, children I had hopes for, the power to make your father feel inconsequential. Not even in my wildest thoughts." She told her holding the back of her hand reassuringly.

"It wasn't like I wanted this to happen." Harmony muttered.

"But it has happened, and it is what you do with that power that matters. With great power comes great responsibility." She explained and I sputtered out a laugh earning a glare from the pair of them.

"What, Leto is the last person I expected to quote Spiderman." I explained quickly.

"What is a spiderman? Are they related to Arachne?" Leto asked seriously as I sighed. Sometimes it was easy to forget that immortals were not born in the nineteenth century, I was not entirely certain, but I didn't even think Leto was born after the nineteenth century BC.

"Don't worry about it, it is from a comic book hero movie." I explained simply.

"Wise words, we could have done with them several thousand years ago. Along with others such as: Do not eat your Children, That sure looked a lot like a boulder and What could possibly go wrong?" Leto said playfully mocking our late grandfather. He may have had a change of heart in the end with me, but he was still a massive douchebag for the rest of his life before that.

"Percy please take note of both of those. Just the first one will do actually; with you anything can clearly go wrong." Harmony said with a chuckle.

"How did he…. Actually, never mind I don't want to know." I said suddenly changing my mind back off that tangent.

"As someone who was there, good decision." Leto said with a shudder.

"Dad did it as well. Though I also know Hephaestus really enjoyed taking a chisel to his skull, he missed the first blow on purpose just so he could hit dad in the head with a hammer. Funnily enough when you toss someone down a mountainside, they may hold a grudge, who knew?" Harmony stated causing me to laugh. Artemis must have found out after as she had not been born either at that point, the twins being the next set after Athena.

"I still don't know how he came up on the idea to do that in the first place, I mean it worked but how the hell did Athena end up there?" I asked in confusion at the logic.

"Well, who knows but it was his last good idea, so clearly the sensible brains came out with her." Artemis explained seriously.

"Now now, I know your father can be difficult but he deep down he is not so bad." Leto said light-heartedly.

"If it that deep down, we should have just made him the Lord of the Underworld instead." I joked as thunder could be heard in the distance.

"It can be arranged." Harmony suggested playfully looking up at the ceiling and not getting any response.

"You do know that I can take you on as well old man." I said angrily getting more rolling thunder in response.

"See he just knows better with me." She remarked patting me on the leg.

"Now the pair of you should go home and rest, you both look like you are ready to drop at any second. Also, despite what you may think dear some people notice when you freeze them in time. The level of light and shadows change over longer periods, Kronos used to use it whenever he could on people that bad mouthed him. You start to notice the changes after a while. I will not ask what you got up to in that… hour or so but try and be responsible adults." Leto said knowingly rising to her feet.

I couldn't help but nervously laugh, were we really that obvious?

"I will continue to keep an eye on the chariot for a few more nights if you want me to. Unless you would like one of the Hunters to do so?" She asked.

"I am more likely to get it back in one piece with you, give us three days then I will make other arrangements if necessary. If you get bored… read a book." Harmony remarked frowning as this time it was Leto's turn to blush in embarrassment.

"Have fun you two." She said playfully before disappearing. As soon as she was gone, we both flopped backwards onto the bed happy to be alone at last. My clever plan had collapsed the moment it had started.

"So now what? We just go back to Olympus and wait?" Harmony asked from beside me.

"Nah we go to Orthrys." I responded immediately.

"Isn't that the direct opposite of what we are supposed to do?"

"Yeah, but unlike your place, I have such amenities as a furniture, food, entertainment and a pool."

"Am I not good enough to be your entertainment?" She asked pouting turning towards me.

"The sort of entertainment that does not require me to need a bag of ice on my lap afterwards." I responded before flashing us both out of the cabin.

Of course, even the simple act of taking a shower ended up turning into another love making session as we ended up together in the small cubicle. The constant supply of water invigorating the pair of us to keep going for almost an hour.

"Ha that is one all, if you lose again then you know what happens." Harmony said through ragged breaths after narrowly pipping me to the post

"Wait that is still a thing, I thought we were past that now?" I asked panicked as the goddess shrugged playfully before turning around and grabbing the shampoo. The long-wet auburn strands plastered to her spine running down past her bottom before finishing level with her knees.

Stepping behind her I placed my hands on her hips whilst lightly kissing her on the shoulder. In response she nuzzled up against my chest as I worked my way up her neck and jaw enjoying the gently purr coming out of her throat. Slowly I slid my right hand off her waist before using it to take a hold of myself even as the left slid around her front and began to caress her labia.

Dropping the shampoo bottle on the floor Harmony lowered her own hand over my own seemingly attempting to guide my ministration. However, she was clearly taken by surprise when I pushed against her backside, the tight confines of the shower not allowing her much chance to move as I slowly pushed my cock inside her butt. The warm running water acting as an improvised lubricant.

I had experienced anal sex before with Diana, when she was desperately attempting to circumvent the no sex policy that Artemis had forced her into. Yet despite everything that we had done over the last few days, Harmony and I had never repeated this experience.

"Percy…stop." She staggered out through ragged breaths as I finally buried the last few inches in her and held it there. Enjoying the sensation of the until now unused hole.

"I guess you really can't be called a virgin goddess now." I whispered into her ear as my now free hand grasped her right breast.

"Do it slowly." She said nodding after a few seconds, her right hand again guiding my hand to play with her clitoris. Using her other arm, she braced it against the tiled wall as I began to grind my penis inside her tight rectum.

From the get-go it was abundantly clear that I had the initiative and the advantage in this session.

The goddess's weakness was at long last laid bare as I plunged in as far as possible before withdrawing everything but the tip before going again. All the while my thumb teased her button as two fingers curled inside her.

Before long, her arms went slack causing me to pound into her directly against the tiled wall, her large breasts squashed to the sides. Finally with a deep guttural howl the goddess climaxed as her legs suddenly went limp forcing me to grab her around the waist before she slid down.

Lowering us both to the floor with her on top. I smiled upon seeing the dazed smile upon her face even as her mismatched eyes seemed unable to focus clearly.

"That makes it two – one. I win." I whispered playfully even as I continued to enjoy the tight sensation of her backside. Using my hands again I continued to knead the subtle breasts of my wife to be.

'You took me… by surprise.' Harmony stuttered out mentally, her mouth like the rest of her body in a state of orgasmic numbness.

"A bet is a bet; you never specified any rules, and I was playing for survival. Besides, you were just asking for it, turning around on me like that." I commented even as I lightly rocked my hips upwards earning a low moan from her lips.

'I was not expecting you to put it up my ass.' She protested weakly.

'Everything with me is a surprise, you know that.' I told her whilst turning her head and attacking her tongue with my own. Slowly but surely, she began to respond to my oral offensive.

'What happened to lay down and cuddle?'

'Isn't that what we are doing now?'

'Cuddling does not involve your cock still being up my ass.' She complained eyes gaining clarity at last as she looked back at me.

'Well unlike you I did not come.' I teased moving again only to find my tongue suddenly caught by her teeth. Not enough to hurt thankfully but enough to put me on warning as I slowly withdrew it and leaned back.

It was only now that I had noticed that the constant flow of water from above had ceased as the water remained frozen in mid-air.

As I attempted to move, I realised the water was not the only thing that was frozen.

Instead, I was forced to sit there as the goddess pulled herself up off me and onto her knees before turning around and facing me.

"Did you really think I was going to let you do as you wished with me again?" She asked as she swept her all hair down over her left shoulder and leant forward so that she was only a few inches from my exposed member.

"I wonder how long I can drag this out for?" She remarked with narrowed eyes before lightly licking the tip. It turns out she had frozen my entire body apart from my senses and my crotch.

I had provoked the predator inside of her and now she was going to play with her food.

(Harmony)

"Four hours." Percy complained again from across the pool where he lay floating on his back, still going on about my efforts in the shower.

"Did you really think you were going to get away with doing that as well. You provoke the beast, and you will get bitten. Or licked, played with and sucked upon until she has deemed you have suffered blue-balls enough." I responded from on top of a bright yellow inflatable bed floating serenely across the pool surface.

Unlike Percy I was in no mood to be messing about with having a tail today. Instead, I was sporting a simple silver one piece swimming costume. He had seen me naked enough today, sometimes it was better to remind others that a similar attraction could be found even with more clothing on. It made him use his imagination.

Besides, I filled it out damned well if I would say so myself. I had the long legs, the thighs, and the backside that even a professional model would kill for after all. Without having the shitty diet of celery and dust that they narrowly survived on.

As evidenced by the small floating table next to me covered in 'technically' several weeks old at this point Christmas Dinner and a glass of wine. I may have questioned his actions at the time, but I had to admit that a presidential dinner was not something to be criticised easily.

"You know how you never have any money? And you have to keep getting me to pay for things?" I shouted across whilst reaching over and swirling the contents of the wine glass in front of me.

"Yes, because you would remind me of it, every time I did so. Unlike some lucky goddess I do not get offerings thrown at me. Seemingly on a daily for the last several thousand years." He said bitterly whilst rolling his eyes. We had had this conversation before after all.

"Why don't you get a job?"

"Don't I work for you technically?" He complained.

"Do you though? I thought Nemea handled security around the Hunt nowadays." I joked as he stuck out his tongue.

"What I mean to say is you have a natural ability that can fix broken things in a matter of seconds. I mean you fixed my temple at Ephesus easily enough and that was nothing but a ruin." I explained.

"I also destroyed it again." He quipped back. Clearly not getting where I was going with this.

"Good point guess what you are doing tomorrow whilst I take a nap." I had almost forgotten about that little temper tantrum he had with Thalia.

"I am looking forward to it already." He commented letting his head fall having walked straight into that trap.

"No what I mean is the mortals nowadays pay massive amounts of money for stupid things like cars, boats and the like. Which inevitably break and are tossed away as beyond practical repair. Whereas you could simply click your fingers, gain some glowing eyes, and restore it to factory new in seconds. You could do something like that and earn a tidy sum in no time, just walk into a scrapyard and you could turn out dozens of like new vehicles. Let alone the ridiculous amounts of money this country's government wastes on everything… except this lovely dinner that was truly money well spent." I explained drinking a significant part of the glass before it refilled just proving my point.

"It is possible I suppose, but how I even go about something like that. Am I supposed to just walk into say the Pentagon and say I will fix all your stuff if you pay me?" He asked incredulously. He may have said it rather crudely but it was not actually that unfeasible in reality.

"Speak to Athena and she can probably arrange it, there are likely still a few old generals that are kids of hers or their descendants. They will obviously know about Olympus and maybe even who you are. Though the Navy would probably be a good place to start as their repairs take years to do and cost millions or even billions of dollars." I suggested watching as the gears in his brain began working overtime realising the feasibility of my suggestion.

I mean I could currently do the same if I wanted, which I did not nor needed to do. I had enjoyed over a millennium of rich girl's parents throwing money at me in the hopes of increasing their daughter's fertility and such. As well as offerings for a good hunt from hunters, trappers, and poachers over the centuries.

Apollo may have covered his house in solid gold, but the truth was I was not much behind him when it came to Olympian finances. I had no major outgoings after all. I did not even live in my own palace or decorate it and so did not need to try to impress others with flashy things. Apart from some more elaborate clothes (Example this swimsuit) I (Diana) had collected over the years I had not brought anything with it.

"Hey Percy, you in here…" A gruff voice shouted with heavy footsteps as the door was swung open. However, before he got any further, he stopped mid-step.

"How does this idiot know you are home every time? Are you like a reverse magnet that attracts other morons by proximity?" I cursed turning away from the frozen Atlas who was paused mid-sentence occupying the hallway.

"I don't know but that door was definitely locked." Percy said shaking his head as his tail dipped below the surface of the water.

Taking a large mouthful of wine, I allowed time to resume for the 'General'.

"Atlas in the politest of terms. What the fuck do you want?" I asked short of patience.

"Oh, I should have guessed you would be here as well, did your tits get bigger?" The Titan said gruffly as I paused and swiftly wondered to myself how he managed to work that out so quickly. Considering they were covered and confined by the swimsuit that was a remarkably swift observation.

"I think it could be safe to assume, that at this point this counts as one of my other homes.

"You didn't answer the question." Percy asked pulling himself up the side of the pool however several feet of golden-scaled tail remained below the water line.

"I was looking to see if the two imitation versions of you were still here, I wanted a partner for some training. But they were not in the other room, so then I came in here looking." He explained apparently still not understanding the concept of personal space.

"And the locked door?" I asked raising an eyebrow.

"I am the Titan of Strength of Goddess; do you really think a lock is going to stop me." He said as if that was completely logical and not the issue.

"You are also the Titan of Endurance, and I would like to see how well that title works when I am crushing your balls under my foot." I threatened putting the glass down and looking at him as I began to slowly increase my aura back to normal.

"Wait… why is your eye gold like his?" He asked suddenly realising something was wrong as he stepped back a few places.

"The reason does not matter but get out and tell no one what you saw here. Otherwise, I will test that famous Endurance of yours. I promise you any chance of you ever having a male heir will disappear as a result." I threatened coldly.

"If I wanted to get shouted at by an angry goddess I could just go back to my own room." He muttered before suddenly turning around and leaving as I calmed down and picked up the glass again.

"I don't I have ever seen anything more scary or sexy than you scare him off without even needing to sit up." Percy said clapping.

"He probably heard your pathetic whimpering in the bathroom." I mocked sipping the drink.

"Four hours. Besides, I had you unable to even talk or move." He jabbed back cockily.

"Percy just a reminder that I can stop you right there and you could wake up with something rammed up your ass." I told him with a smug smile as his complexion paled at the prospect.

"Please don't." He said sliding up to his nose beneath the water.

Laying back on the lilo I enjoyed the calm atmosphere around me, hopefully nothing else would disturb my rest.

If it did, well it would feel the full force of my wrath.

(Lilith)

After my earlier existential crisis that lasted an hour or so, of me acting like a pathetic excuse for a Titan(ess?). The sun finally began to set in the middle eastern nation allowing me to resume my search in the air.

I figured that if I did not set off some anti-air radar sensor that I should be fine in the dark evening sky. The only aerial vehicles I saw were a few transport Chinooks in the distance, the last thing I wanted was an Apache shooting me up the ass.

Be that as it may I found myself slowly heading south from Baghdad following signs like those found in America that point out important cultural landmarks and the like. Even if I could not read all the signs the picture on them looked like it was for something old and or important. Some of them at least helpfully were in English and read 'Babylon'.

Eventually though even from several miles away and in the darkness, it was impossible to miss the large stone structures rising from the desert floor.

Setting down amongst them I could feel that something was nearby, unlike Percy and perhaps Pride I did not have the same detailed sixth sense that he did. But I still had enough to know that something powerful was amongst the partially restored ruins.

Here and there spotlights lit areas of significant impressiveness. But I paid them little heed, most of these were recently restored and therefore not likely to be what I was looking for.

Instead, I began to walk amongst the ruined structures and wall, my eyes ever vigilant for ambush or discovery. All this however was for naught as I stepped into a seemingly empty passageway and fell straight through the floor.

That was not to say the floor collapsed as could happen in ancient ruins, no it just was not really there at all in the first place. I could not help but curse a I rag dolled down a long flight of stairs.

After spending a minute or so on the floor with several significant fractures adorning my body and joints bent the wrong way, I picked myself up and looked around my current location.

"Holy shit." I cursed under my breath as I surveyed the enormous chasm, I suddenly found myself in.

As far as the eye could see the chasm stretched onwards, the only features occupying it were large stone columns that bridged the floor to the ceiling two hundred feet above. Towering blue flames rising out of cracks in the stone providing illumination. Their presence alone confirming this was not a natural phenomenon.

If I was to liken this place to another, I would compare it to the large open plain of the Fields of Asphodel.

"Enkidu!" A distant indistinguishable voice shouted signalling that I was not alone down here at least. However, it did not seem directed at me and I did not understand the word so I chose to ignore it and began to follow the once ornately blue and white tiled floor in front of me now long since showing signs of neglect.

For what seemed like miles I followed the path diligently, marvelling at the massive chamber around me. The path seemingly wound ever deeper into the chamber, only interrupted by a series of seven open gates every half mile or so before it reached the cavern's true floor. They were all adorned with the figures of people bowing down in subjugation towards a crowned figure. But not being an archaeologist or even having much knowledge of this areas culture I had no idea what any of it meant.

"Well now what?" I asked aloud realising the road had run out at the last gate and the ground had now plateaued.

Looking about I hoped to find a sign of anything of interest.

Happily, after a few minutes of wandering I spotted something shiny in the dirt and my still present ADHD decided that I needed to investigate that urgently. Getting closer it seemed that the shiny thing was a large golden chain about as thick as my forearm buried in the ground.

At this point I had completely forgotten why I was here and instead simply saw 'shiny' and potentially money. Percy was not the only one who wanted to collect things.

Reaching out to touch it, I was quite shocked when the chain suddenly began to move and flow through the ground as if it were alive. This was not the movement of something that was being pulled from one end or tightened. The chain actively began to rise out of the ground and bend in mid-air. Stepping backwards I attempted to summon my wings to fly back and escape further up the path, but I was shocked to discover that they did not appear.

Not wasting anytime on that matter, I turned heel and began to run towards the nearest gate as fast as I could.

I made it three-quarters of the way before a section of the chain collided with my right leg with a bone splitting crunch causing me to collapse into the dirt face first.

Turning onto my back I noticed that the length of golden chain was now at least several hundred meters in length and a great golden point could be seen at one end swaying in the air like a shiny snake.

Looking back down at my mangled leg I realised that it was not healing like it would normally do. Ever since I had fractured off from the other idiots, I had healed any injury in seconds. No matter how much Artemis had tried to tear me apart, except now of all times.

"Enkidu." The voice from earlier repeated now seemingly closer but still out of sight. At the command however the point of the chain shot towards me at unimaginable speed, only a sudden lunge to my left prevented me being gored through the stomach by the chain. Undeterred though it ploughed through the stone floor beneath me before coming out of the ground to my left, the sharp point cutting through the flesh on right hip and staining the ground with ichor.

For the second time in my existence and an equal number of times today. I found myself in fear as the golden links began to wrap around me tightly. Before long I was wrapped from feet to throat by the golden chain, the bladed head of the chain teetering above me menacingly.

"Enkidu!" A voice commanded and I found the strange figure of a woman approaching me from behind the bulk of the living weapon.

Not that her being a woman was the strange thing, I had just had my ass handed to me by a literal chain, that was strange. No what was unusual about her was that she appeared to be of two halves. Like someone had taken two similar enough women split them in half vertically and then grafted the opposite halves together to create a whole everything down to clothing and jewellery was split down the middle.

The left-hand side was pale-skinned, blond and wore dark clothing and accessories. Whilst the right-hand was tanned, raven haired and wore very little apart from some ornately embroidered white strips of cloth over her breast and half a thong. However, a large amount gold jewellery was wrapped around her wrists, bicep, thigh and ankle. Both sides however wore a golden crown that was detailed with white and black accents depending on the side.

"Hello." I said cheerfully through gritted teeth as the chain pressed against me. The woman however seemed to pull a face of annoyance at my introduction.

"An American, wonderful. Couldn't you idiots just stay on the surface and continue to ruin everything up there?" The mysterious woman complained childishly turning to her right so only the light-coloured side was facing me.

"Wow and here is me not judging you on your heritage." I responded offended by the insinuation as the woman turned around presenting the black robed side to me.

"What are you doing down here in Irkalla?" She commanded sternly; her voice different than when she talked just before.

"Irkalla where is that?" I asked curiously the word not meaning anything to me.

"Where the souls of the dead would come to rest. You stand before its ruler Ereshkigal." She explained with a shake of her head.

"Soooo you are saying I have fallen into hell… Again. I am going to be in so much trouble when she finds out." I said with a sigh looking around, perhaps the similarity to Asphodel was not such a coincidence after all. Internally however I began to internally count down until my 'rescue' arrived.

"No one will find you down here and no one can stand before me in my domain." The strange woman Ereshkigal said proudly raising her hand to her chest.

"That is what you think, you have not met my wife." I said rolling my eyes. The longer this 'goddess?' Ereshkigal kept me chained up the more the likelihood that Percy and by extension Artemis would find out about it. The goddess had already proven today that she could find me, wherever I may be.

"Wait what do you mean wife? You are a girl?" The goddess suddenly exclaimed turning around to the other side and looking at me with surprise.

"Yeah, that is a long story, but seriously you should let me go before your little kingdom gets redecorated. I don't know how deep we are, but it is not enough." I told her seriously the lighter coloured side of her seemed to ponder my statement before she turned away from me.

"Eresh… I do not know why but I get the feeling something bad is coming. They seem pretty confident that someone will rescue them." The more childish voice said out loud and I realised that the duality of this goddess was a result of them being quite literally two different people. By their similar physical appearances, I guessed they must have been at least sisters once upon a time.

"Ishtar you should know better than anyone that to get here, they would have to pass the gates. By the time they reached here they would be as powerless as this one now is. Besides with Enkidu no one not even another god could hope to prevail against us." The other goddess responded confidently turning back to me with a smile.

That smile and her confidence lasted until the ceiling above us exploded and began to cave in.

AN. Well back to normal chapters again, the Morganna chapter seemed to have been fairly well received but it is always more fun writing our favourite couple. A lot of what was discussed in it will be coming up in the future, as a reminder I literally have written a future interquel that features King Arthur, the two will come to a head at some point.

As some of you may have noticed I have started to rewrite the early chapters because in the most polite of terms. They were grammatically absolute shit. Combined with a little extra elaboration I ended up adding 10000 words in 9 chapters so far. Which considering they are some of the shortest chapters, is a significant increase. Plot point wise I have changed basically nothing, so there is no real need to go back and re-read to see if you have missed anything that may come up again. But it is a lot better to read now and I want to congratulate all of you for getting past those dark days. This is why it has been a longer delay in getting this out. It actually takes me longer to annotate some of those chapters than it took to write them in the first place. Also "speech" marks are now present, just 80 more chapters or so of 'these' remaining at this point.

This will also be the last of the Lemon chapters for a bit. That is not to say that the couple are not still doing it but that I do not want to keep writing them all the time as it ends up awkward (Hi Mum).

As for Harmony herself she is finally starting to understand a part of her true nature. She may be a supremely powerful being, but she is also flawed, if left to her own devices she would actually do very little. It is only because of Percy that she actually does anything with her power. Even if that something is maliciously abuse said power for her own amusement. Seriously Percy is far more subdued with his time powers than Harmony could ever hope to be.

As for the end scene well, we finally get to meet the Ereshkigal and Ishtar and gain an introduction to the Sumerian Deities. As can be seen with their appearance and the state of Irkalla itself they have fallen on hard times. But I will get into them more in the next chapter. Along with the things teased at the end of the last chapter with what will happen with the hunters and Thalia in particular.

I hope you all enjoy the chapter and I look forward to hearing from you about this chapter and the rewrite.