A/N: Alright so I was going to do a chapter based on an EchoSaber comic that I saw on Twitter, but I hit a snag. My plans for the chapter are too long. I either need to change it, or I will just make it it's entirely own story not connecting to this series. IDK yet. I think I am just going to postpone it for now. Especially since the chapter before the last one was already so long.
So instead I am doing this light hearted chapter that is meant to be kinda funny. Hopefully. It is going to be two scenes, one is something 18 definitely would do to Krillin, the next is his overdue revenge. Post Super
Last thing, I know DB is made in Japan but Krillin and 18's house (as well as Bulma's and Goku & Chichi's) seem to be based on more traditional western houses. Japanese bathrooms have their sink on the toilet while we have ours separate. Why bring this up b/c it has something to do with the chapter. Enjoy.
Chapter 14: Stuck
"KRILLIN!" A woman screamed at her husband, but there was no answer.
She figured that he was too far away. She retreated downstairs to try to get his attention a second time.
"KRILLIN!" Surely he would hear her this time.
Sure enough, a short man rounded the corner and came into view of 18 who was standing on the last step of the set of stairs.
"Is something wrong 18? Oh and by the way, Videl said she would bring Marron home in an hour. She said her and Pan were having a lot of fun." He informed his wife.
"That's good. But we have a problem." She told him.
"What is it?"
"Our bathroom sink is clogged."
"What, how?"
"I don't know, but the water won't go down the drain. We should call a plumber."
"No way babe! That would charge us probably around 40,000 zeni when it is an easy fix."
"You know how to fix it?" 18 was skeptical.
"Yeah! All you do is unfasten the pipe, empty it, then put it back. I've seen Master Roshi and Chichi do it before, can't be that hard."
"Hmm, but have you done it before?"
"I got this babe, it won't be a problem. I'm gonna go to the shed and get the pipe wrench. I'll have it working again in no time."
"Okay Mr. Handyman, whatever you say. Let me know if you need anything."
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After disposing of the water that was backed up, Krillin got on his back to inspect inside the cabinet underneath. The bathroom that was next to his and 18's room had never given them an issue before, so he was really curious what the cause of it was.
"Okay Krillin, so far so good!" He encouraged himself as he unscrewed the curved pipe. The reason the sink ceased working was in there.
*CLICK*
One of the big rings unfastened. There was only one left, then Krillin could empty what was in the tube into the bowl he brought with him.
Before the second one was detached, Krillin's lovely wife walked in.
"Is everything ok?" She announced her presence.
"Yep, I'm almost done! I told you we didn't need a plumber."
18 did not like being wrong.
*CLICK*
"Got it!" Krillin declared.
He quickly took the now isolated plastic duct and tilted into his bowl. He didn't expect to see what he saw.
There was some hair, no doubt from shaving his scalp as well as his face, but something else that was surprising. Glitter?
"Uh 18, can you look at this?" He handed the dish to his wife.
She reached down and retrieved it, she was also a tad perplexed until she remembered something. "Oh yeah, I was helping Marron with an art project yesterday. There was excess glitter on the poster board, I told her to get rid of it but I didn't say where. She probably thought our sink would be ok since it was closer than the trash bin in the kitchen."
"Well she didn't know. And since it didn't cost us anything, all is good."
"Indeed, are you done?"
"No, I still have to put the pipe back in its place."
The fighter was ready to start wrenching again, but he figured he better double check to make sure everything was ok. He looked up through the vertical pipe, it seemed there was still some gunk glued to its sides. He took his index finger to the surprisingly thin pipe and tried cleaning it that way, but when he pulled his finger down to retract the built up muck...his appendage didn't budge.
His finger was stuck.
Sure he could use more force, but that would just break the plumbing and maybe even the sink above. Then they would be really screwed.
"18, ar-are you still here."
"Yes, are you ok."
"Can you get me some dish soap?"
"Why?"
"My finger is stuck in the pipe babe."
All Krillin could hear was chuckling now.
"Sorry, sorry, it's just kinda funny. Can you really not just yank it out?" She said pushing strands of hair back into their place.
"I can, but I don't want to break anything."
"Does it hurt? Is it cutting off circulation?"
"No, it feels fine. I just can't budge it. Some soap or oil or butter should work. Can you help me out please...babe…"
18 was beyond amused. Not only was her husband caught in a hilarious situation, but she went from wrong to right! Kinda. Krillin still technically fixed the problem without the help of a plumber, but now he had caused another problem. If anything they were both right, which is better than being wrong.
"Babe?" He was still waiting for an answer.
Something about him being on his back totally helpless was quite delightful. The whole situation was...arousing.
They had the house to themselves, it was basically fate...a quickie did sound enticing right now.
"I'll tell you what. I'll help you out, IF you don't break the pipe at all." The mom instructed.
"Why would I break the pipe?" Krillin was lost.
"From reaction, or maybe losing your cool."
"18, what on Earth are you talki-"
Krillin was cut off by the feeling of 18 removing his sweatpants and his underwear at the sametime. Showing his flaccid cock to his wife.
"18! Are you serious! Now is not the time!" Krillin pleaded.
"Why not?" She already started stroking him.
"Wh-what if I bust the pipe, or worse the sink. Then we are going to have to pay so much to fix it."
"Then you better keep yourself under control. I know you are liking it, your 'little' friend doesn't lie." She referred to his manhood, it was quickly becoming harder. "Besides, how often will we be able to play out a scenario like this? I think it will be fun."
Krillin was thinking back, he must have said something to trigger this...THAT WAS IT!
"Ok ok ok, I am sorry. You were right, we should have gotten a plumber, I was just thinking about saving money, That way I could use it on you and Marron instead of wasting it on some guy who will no doubt over charge us!"
18 stopped to think about that statement. It was sweet, but the thought of this 'stuck sex' was much too appealing to be stopped. Handcuffs were fun and kinky, but either one of them could break them like a twig. Krillin wasn't breaking anything unless he wanted to get some overtime hours at the station.
"I appreciate the apology, and the gesture. Just think of this as both of our rewards then."
The blonde then sank her head down on the now rock-hard dick in front of her, engulfing it in her mouth as she bobbed her head up and down.
Krillin gritted his teeth. His body jerked from 18's sucking, meaning his arm subconsciously shook along with the pipe. Nothing looked damaged but he was going to have to be more careful to avoid causing any harm.
His wife was not going to surrender, he was going to have to endure her actions. Should he ask her to go faster? No, she will know what that means and just take her time even more.
"Ahhh." He moaned as she started to bob her head rapidly, making the slurping sound obnoxious.
He took his unstuck hand and grabbed the wrist of his cemented one, it provided more stability as his wife kept up.
The law enforcer was distressed more than anything. While yes, it was amazing, one wrong move and he would cost him and his family a lot of zeni.
18 took her head off of his phallus, using her saliva to easily jerk him off.
"How many rounds should we go?" It was scary to think how well 18 was at tormenting her husband when she felt like it. She could go from a caring wife to an evil mistress in a drop of a hat.
Krillin would be lying if he said it he didn't love it.
"Please...just one babe!" He grunted.
"Oh, so now you want one instead of zero? I think you actually are enjoying this more than you think."
"No er-it's just that I want this to end as soon as possible."
18 looked at what was in her hands. His large member was leaking pre-cum, she licked it and it made his whole exterior shake.
"Ok, one round it is."
18 let go of him and stood up. She unbuttoned her jeans and pulled them down, her damp panties joined them as well.
Krillin felt a slender hand grab his coarse organ, but that was quickly replaced by something else. He felt most of his cock be covered by a tight, warm, and wet hold.
He couldn't get a good look at his wife's face, but he could tilt his head and see her lower half going up and down his length. Her feet were on the floor while she continuously squatted her vulva down on him. Not quite reaching the base but more than enough to cause them both to moan.
"~Shit,mmmm Krillin!~"
Her vagina wasted no time in slickening up his penis. It was already easy to go up and down his girth because of the fluids.
The man on his back already felt his orgasm bubbling up to his tip, and his wife had only been riding him for a minute.
This was not good.
He had to last long enough to finish his significant other off, but his mind and body wanted to climax as soon as he could. If he came before her, no doubt she would just keep going until she was satisfied. He closed his eyes as tight as possible, trying to block the flood gates as best he could.
The officer started to move his hips in conjunction with his wife's bouncing. Making sure to thrust upwards as much as he could as she came down, an effective method in this position that his wife loved.
"~FUCK YES! AHHH KRILLIN!~" 18 wasn't in Krillin's boat. She was loving every part of this. His big cock reaching her deepest depths, daring to cum directly into her womb at any second. She did know that Krillin was thoroughly loving this too, even though he was in a bit of trouble in the process.
"A little more, ~AHH~!"
That was music to his ears, just a little longer! He was trying everything to not blow his load: meditation techniques, telling himself it didn't feel that good, even trying to stagnate his ki. He had to hold out no matter what!
C'mon Krillin! The husband thought to himself. Not much longer! You can do this...why is it so hard? Maybe I am liking this sequence of events more than I realize…
His inner monologue halted as his wife's hips buckled, her pussy tightened its grip on the rod inside of it.
Was it over?
"KRILLIN, I'M CU-"
"~UGHHHHH~" The earthling knew 18's climax had started, the millisecond he heard the word 'I'm' he spewed his cum inside of his wife. It was a big load, probably due to how long he was on edge.
Both of the lovers came when 18 had his cock all the way inside of her, meaning that most of his seman easily flooded the cyborg's womb.
18 was in pure bliss as her orgasm died down. She wouldn't mind waiting a little longer in this scene, but her defenseless husband needed bailing out.
She got off of him. Some cum that he didn't shoot out as intensely started to leak out of her womanhood.
"You came a lot, honey. I knew you liked that as much as I did." She said, getting some nearby toilet paper to clean herself.
"Yes yes, I liked it. Can you please get me some soap now?"
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18 got some of the blue liquid he had been begging for and, just like he said it would, his finger slipped right out of the pipe. Krillin was just glad it was over. He informed his wife that he would have to get back at her one day for that. She simply laughed it off and knew it was an empty threat, no way that was ever going to happen.
Krillin was going to let his wife have her victory for now, he would get his payback one day. He was just going to have to patiently wait…
*HALF A YEAR LATER*
"You didn't have to take a personal day, those are for emergencies. I am more than capable of painting a bedroom." A cold feminine voice said.
"I know, but I haven't used any since the tournament of power and I have a lot saved up. It will be okay." A short man responded.
"If you say so. Ready to get started?"
"Yes ma'am!"
The pair made their way into their daughter's room. All the furniture had been moved out of it and the closet was filled to the brim with her various miscellaneous items. There was a big plastic tarp on the ground to protect the carpet. Blue tape had been placed around all the outlets, windows, and door frames. FInally, the parents had two buckets of paint in their hands as well as several types of brushes.
Marron was in middle school now and outlived her pink phase. Sure it was still one of her favorite colors, but having so much pink stuff wasn't as necessary. That included the walls of her bedroom.
The youngin told her parents that she wanted it changed, preferably to a light blue or a white, and they complied since it wouldn't be that hard of a fix.
18 had intended to start it by herself, but Krillin came to her rescue. Now with the two of them on the job, they surely would be able to finish even sooner.
They started at 10:00 A.M. and the goal was to finish before they had to pick up Marron at school at 3:30 P.M..
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"Alright, trimming is done!" Krillin said enthusiastically.
"Annnnnnnd, I just finished the first wall." 18 said, not with the same enthusiasm, but still happily.
"Looks good babe!"
"Yours too. How long will this have to dry?"
"Um, let's see. 4 hours until we can put on another coat, and another 2 hours after that...so about 6 hours."
"Ugg," She groaned. "That will take forever, should we get a fan or something in here."
"That's a good idea, but I don't think we have one."
"What about that old one downstairs you borrowed from the old man and never gave back?"
"OH YEA! That dusty thing. It barely works, and the front panel fell off so nothing is protecting the blades."
"It's better than nothing, and it's not like it can hurt us."
"Eh, you're right. I'll go get it, be right back."
Krillin rushed to the downstairs closet, and saw the old decrepit box fan. It wasn't winning any rewards for looks, but it should do an ok job of circulating air.
The ex-monk grabbed it in hand and ran upstairs with it. He plugged it in and turned the thing on. It was loud, creaky, probably unsafe, but it did what it needed to.
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"Phew!" Krillin exhaled.
The first coat was almost finished, and it was only noon. They might actually finish early!
"Want to take a lunch break, 18?" Krillin said, landing back down from painting up high.
"One second," His wife responded.
She was on her knees, bending over with her butt in the air. Her head was very low to the ground as she painted the most shallow part of the walls.
"Alright, how about I go start making us some sandwiches while you reach a good stopping point?"
"Alright, that works."
"Ok! But be careful babe, you're really close to the fan."
18 looked over at the air cooling device. It was pretty close to her and she had forgotten about it, but she didn't care. She would move it when she was ready.
"You're right, I wouldn't want to lose a finger." She joked, knowing that she would probably destroy it if she just placed her pinky in the way of the blades.
"Just thought I would warn you." He said as he left to go start on their lunch.
18 would join him shortly, she just needed to reach the corner and she could stop. Once she put her mind to something she was going to achieve it.
She meticulously kept moving down the wall, inching closer and closer to the fan. It proved to be a blockade for the last foot or so she had left to turn from pink to sky blue.
Guess I should move this thing now. She thought to herself.
The mother turned it off and gripped it by the sides, turning around to think of where to place it. While still on her knees, she picked it up and placed it in the adjacent corner. Before she wobbled back to finish her area, she turned it back on.
Unfortunately for the woman she accidentally cranked the wrong direction, making the blades turn the opposite way. This made it suck in air as opposed to blowing it away. This wouldn't be that bad, if her hair wasn't that close to the blades.
It sucked up her gold locks and entangled them around the base of the blades as well as around the hub. Her silk hair stopped the blade's movement all together and effectively turned the thing off.
It took her a second to realize what had happened. But once it clicked she was mortified but still surprisingly calm on the outside. She was smart and knew that panic would just make the situation worse.
On the inside she was freaking out, her hair could not grow back and she was quite fond of her signature bob cut. Losing it to some rickety fan was not an option.
Before she could even scream for her husband to help her he came back in the room.
"C'mon 18 I already got your sandwiches re-...uh...are you ok?" He bewilderingly asked.
"KRILLIN! My hair got accidentally stuck in the fan, I NEED HELP!" She yelled.
"Oh my Kami!" Krillin replied. "Are you ok? It doesn't hurt does it?"
"No, I feel fine, I have enough leeway. My hair is just caught around the fan...please tell me you know how to fix this without cutting my hair. You know it can't grow back."
"I'm well aware babe." He stepped closer to his bent over wife so he could inspect it. "Er, man,
18 how did this even happen."
"I turned it off to move it. When I turned it back on I guess I twisted the knob the wrong way and the fan sucked in my hair."
Krillin had to think of something. Untangling it would be impossible, the dragon balls seemed...not needed...for now, maybe breaking it
"I could shatter it and see if it would loosen it?"
"Are you SURE that will work!?"
"N-no…"
The two of them were very confused on what to do. They went back and forth with ideas for what felt like 10 minutes. The only thing they could think of was to break the thing and see if that made it easier to untangle 18's blonde hair from the machine parts. If that fails, they would be paying a visit to Shenron.
"I'll call Bulma tonight for the dragon radar babe." Krillin said.
"Ok, just hurry up and break this damn thing. I'm tired of being like this."
Krillin was on one knee next to his spouse, ready to punch this old fan and burst it, until…
"BULMA! THAT'S IT!" Krillin spoke loudly.
"What?"
"All I have to do is tap it with a certain capsule and the fan will disappear into it and release your hair!"
"YES! Krillin, that is genius, go get a one."
The 5 foot warrior swifty got up and ran to their capsule drawer in the kitchen. He took an empty one with him and ran back upstairs to his daughter's room. At this rate her room wasn't going to be finished before she got home from school, but it was a small price to pay given the current circumstance.
"Got it babe, prepared to be stuck no longer." That word ran a bell in his own head. Stuck...stuck...stuck...oh how did he not piece this together. He felt stupid for not making this conclusion, his wife was basically in the doggy position too. So much time past since she did this to him that he almost forgot.
But at least he noticed it before it was too late.
Time for my overdue payback 18! You asked for it. He thought to himself.
"Krillin" She brought him back to reality.
"Sorry babe, I was just thinking about how lucky I am."
"Lucky?"
Krillin flung the capsule away for now, it was not needed.
"What was that?" 18 heard it land on the plastic tarp.
Rather than hearing an answer, she felt two strong hands grab her ass.
"Oh no, Krillin, stop that!" She tried shutting this down.
"If I recall 18, I was in the same situation several months ago and you kept going even though I said to stop."
18 couldn't see him, she was unable to look over her shoulder. The fan was laying down and not standing up, her cheek was resting on the hub to stay as close to it as possible.
"This is different! I could lose my hair!"
She felt a hard spank on her left bottom cheek.
"But you just said you have plenty of leeway. C'mon 18 there is no getting out of this, it's time to pay your dues."
18 felt her right cheek get spanked this time. He was right, she had this coming.
She was wearing a pair of cheap leggings, a good thing to sport if you were painting. They were not staying on however. She had already felt her hubby sliding them off of thighs. He stopped once they got to her knees, no need to go any further than that. Her lace thong also didn't stand a chance, it shimmed down her legs even faster.
She couldn't imagine Krillin doing this when they had first met, but him doing this sort of thing after they had been married for almost eighteen years (A/N: rough estimate idk) it made sense. People change people and they have changed each other.
"Krillin, can you be careful for me?"
"I'll think about it." Krillin entertained her.
He was still going to be careful, he was just putting up a facade for his wife. Everything was going to be under control and hair was going to stay intact.
18 was helpless, but knew what was going to happen. All Krillin would do is eat her out then enter her, something they have done countless times.
Or so she thought.
Krillin's head did sink down to her vagina, but he had other plans.
18 didn't feel his tongue slide into the usual spot, instead his pink organ preoccupied her second opening. This is something he wanted to do to see if his wife liked it, luckily she was a very clean person by nature.
"KRILLIN!" She was shocked at what he was doing! "~AHH what is...this….~"
He ignored her and just kept slipping his tongue in and out of his wife's asshole. Not wanting her pussy to be alone. He inserted two fingers in there, they would not move at all, he just wanted to feel how gradually wet she would get.
"~Ohhh Myeee!~" 18 didn't see this coming, and certainly didn't think it was going to feel as well as it did.
Her snatch was steadily lubing up his fingers, her body was reacting positively to her husband eating her ass.
"Krillin! B-be more gentle!"
That wasn't a part of Krillin's plan. He was going to have as much fun as she did six months ago. If she thought this was bad, wait till what was coming next.
The fingers in her vulva were getting coated with her nectar by the second. More importantly his tongue and saliva were coating his wife's ass too well.
Forget it! I can't wait any longer! Krillin said, both of his wife's holes were screaming for more and he couldn't take it.
18 finally got to relax. She felt him retract his tongue and his fingers. Her status of unfilled did not last that long. Krillin had already torn his clothes off...then he vanished with super speed...he came right back with something in hand, a packet of lube that he retrieved from their room. He tore it open and covered his dick with the liquid and lined up his cock with what he just ate out.
"Brace yourself babe!" Krillin yelled. He swiftly shoved his entire dick into her asshole.
"~SHEEEEEEEE FUCK!~"
They hadn't done anal in while, so her back entrance was tight! But Krillin could handle it. He thrusted at full velocity, going as deep as his body allowed him. Grunts and heaves left his mouth as her bowels hugged him tight.
18 was a little ticked off that he initiated anal without her permission, but it felt so good. The way her husband's dick stuffed her taut hole made her body go crazy. The nectar that was over Krillin's ring and middle finger was now dripping out of her, good thing there was a tarp on the floor.
"Ya like that?!" Krillin was getting into it, remembering how evil his wife was when she did it to him.
"~AHHHH~"
Krillin spanked her again, harder.
"~F-FASTER HONEY!~"
He did not see that coming, but was game. His hips moved even more swiftly into her tight ass, her lover could go this fast thanks to the lube he got.
The blonde's climax was reaching fast, now she knew how Krillin felt on his back under that sink. Being in this helpless position was going to cause her to finish soon just like he did.
She took a hand to each for her pearl but her husband saw this and slapped it away.
"Sorry, Rrg, Babe but, Aggh, I'm in charge. You're gonna have to wait!"
18 surrendered. She couldn't believe that he would do that, but him having complete control was a turn on. She would've cum from the feeling of that but she had no stimulus on her clit or g-spot. It didn't matter how good his dick felt, she needed just a light touch on one of the two to orgasm. Krillin knew this, he made sure that the angle he was going at didn't cause his balls to crash against her slit. He has the say of when she is allowed to finish.
The half human's head was still resting on the fan, mouth open to constantly moan out to her lover. She had to admit this sex was really fun, too bad it was difficult to recreate. Hmm, maybe Bulma could make them some super strong handcuffs for Christmas or something.
"I'M CLOSE! 18! ARE YOU READY TO CUM?" Krillin screamed, with a vein bulging on his neck. It was best to finish early, he didn't want to cause any damage to his wife's scalp.
"YES!" She responded just as loudly as he felt his cock speed up, causing her knees to scrape against the plastic material below her. Even more of 18's honey spilled out of her, but even more was about to join the drizzle expelling from her body.
Krillin removed his cock out of 18's ass and pressed the head of it on his wife's pink bead.
"~AHHHHHHHHHH!~" She emptied her lungs out.
She finally got to experience what she longed for once she felt his warm tip gently vibrate on her sex. Cum left her body. It did not squirt out, it rushed out, flooding all over Krillin's large organ.
It was his turn now.
He moved it from outside of her vagina to inside, getting the last of few seconds of vaginal turbulence.
"AGGG FUCK!" He said as thick ropes shot out of his dick into his wife. He slowly jerked off what was not inside of her to flush everything out. Once the last of it was emptied he took himself back out.
Now he could rescue his maiden in distress.
The husband picked up the capsule and used it on the broken machine, their last option before the dragon balls were needed.
*POOF*
The fan magically disappeared inside of the CC device and...IT WORKED.
18's hair was fully intact, not a single strand was missing.
Too bad they had already celebrated.
Krillin fell next to his wife, her face fell a few inches but she was still in the same position.
On his side he started to talk to her. "Sorry, but I was just doing what had to be done."
"It's ok." She said being sympathetically, panting. "It's only fair...I did it to you after all. But don't think you've gotten the last laugh, this is war. Next time you get stuck I will show no mercy."
"I look forward to it!...I think. Want to go eat those sandwiches now?"
A/N: That's it.
Thank you for reading.
This summer I am going to try to juggle this series with a K18 sfw piece that I am about to start. Hopefully everything goes ok.
Don't forget to review and request!
(P.S. Did anyone catch the Dragon Ball FighterZ reference?)