The Torchwood Drabble Files

by badly-knitted

A collection of Torchwood drabbles that continues to grow. Thanks to everyone who's making this possible. You're greatly appreciated, so I'm reinstating an old game - the writer of every 100th review gets to request a drabble/ficlet of their choice. Still using a T rating to cover anything I might write, just to be safe.

1371. Valueless

Title: Valueless

Author: badly-knitted

Characters: Owen, Ianto.

Rating: G

Written For: Challenge 492: Fake at tw100.

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: The rift brings Torchwood something to hang on their wall.

Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood, or the characters

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grobbebol: Yes, I got mixed up last night posting three drabbles in three fandoms... I'm surprised that doesn't happen more often!

Thanks for the heads up!

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"Bloody Hell!" Owen stared in disbelief at what the Rift had brought them. "Isn't that supposed to be hangin' in the Louvre or somewhere?"

"I'm impressed you know that, Owen. I wouldn't have taken you for a connoisseur of fine art," Ianto smirked.

"Up yours! That's one of the most famous paintings ever; everybody knows the Mona Lisa. Must've come from the future, after it's been lost or stolen again."

"It probably is from the future," Ianto agreed." Sadly, it's also a fake."

"How can you know that?"

Ianto shrugged. "Because Leonardo da Vinci didn't sign his works 'Big Len'."

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The End