Silver The Hedgehog and Vector The Crocodile were both handing out as many pizzas as they could, so that their Pizza Hut could beat the rivaling Domino's pizza across the street. Which was ironic, considering that they haven't really noticed until Donimo's started becoming successful, which led to Vector declaring an all out war to see who would get in the most customers. Shadow The Hedgehog, Knuckles The Echidna, Dr. Eggman, Waluigi, and Batman (who was taking a brief break from Gotham City crime busting) all watched as the customers came pouring in and out, hearing all the customers' pleads, as well as the burps, farts, and other bizarre, hilariously simple noises as the front door opened so many times.
"How much more do you think they could keep going?" Dr. Eggman asked as he massaged his sexy, bushy orange mustache.
Shadow and Knuckles shrugged as they ate their sausage topped pizzas, while Waluigi simply sipped his Diet Pepsi. Luckily, Batman was there, and because he was The Goddamn Batman, he could calculate, and thus, Batman had an answer.
"Probably for the remainder of the entire day," Batman replied as he patted Dr. Eggman on the right shoulder, "Which is precisely twelve hours and forty eight minutes."
Dr. Eggman raised his right eyebrow as Silver and Vector were noticeably getting tired, despite trying their best.
"Vex, I don't think I can keep this up..." Silver gasped as he carried several more pizzas to the counter, using as much of his green psychic power as possible.
Vector, who was trying to get several of the customers to sit down, nodded his head in agreement. "Yeah. We need new coworkers, and fast..."
