Silver The Hedgehog opened the oven, to see that the pizza that was placed inside melted. He sighed in annoyance as he turned around, shouting loudly to Vector The Crocodile, who was swaying the cash register. Vector stopped and walked towards Silver, glancing at the melted pizza.
"Well, what do we do with it?" Silver asked as he sheepishly rubbed the back of his head. "We can't leave it."
Vector thought curiously as he snapped his fingers. "I know! You can wear it as a disguise!" He then pointed at Silver with a big freakin' grin on his smug reptilian face.
Silver gawked as his eyes popped up. "WHA!? But why do I have to be the guy to do it!? How come you can't wear it yourself?"
Vector whistled nervously as he rubbed his chest with his left hand. "Well, I have something to do today, and that involved-"
A truck came crashing through the kitchen of the Pizza Hut, a fat old man wearing blue clothes and a red hat coming in and pointing at Vector, asking, "Is youse Vector Da Croc?"
Vector nodded slowly as he blinked several times. The fat man opened the back of the truck, several metallic boxes falling right on him and Silver. The fat man then approached Vector, pulling out a board and a pen.
"Sign here, please," The fat man asked in a monotone voice, somewhat mixed with a Brooklyn accent.
Vector pushed his right arm out of the boxes and grabbed the pen, writing his name down as he handed the pen back. The fat man tipped his red hat as he headed back into the truck, driving away as Vector and Silver emerged from the mess of boxes.
"And just what are these boxes for?" Silver asked angrily as he folded his arms.
Vector chuckled, opening a metallic box that contained ear mittens. "Oh, just a little thing to spice up the Pizza Hut." He patted Silver on the head as he headed back into his office.
Silver sighed as he got up, approaching the oven again as it exploded in his face, covering him in smoke. Silver coughed as he fell back onto the metallic boxes, injuring himself in the process.
Silver woke up, having napped on the green counter as he looked up, to see a giant green and blue N staring right at him. Silver gawked in horror as he stumbled back, knocking a few pans and dishes down as the N logo laughed at him.
"What's wrong? You never seen a reference to the Nintendo 64 before?" The Nintendo 64 logo stated at him as he laughed heartily.
Silver rolled his eyes to the back of his head as he fainted, with the N64 logo looking down at him over the counter.
Totally not creepy at all.
