Silver The Hedgehog walked into the office, rubbing the back of his head with his left hand while having a slice of half eaten pepperoni pizza in his right hand as he was interrupting Vector's quality time. "Hey Vex..."
Vector The Crocodile was eating a regular plain pizza at his desk, eying Silver as he held a slice in his left hand, his fourth one. "Yes, Silver, what is it?"
Silver wrapped his arms around the back of his head. "Well, Knuckles wants to see what it's like working here, so..." He gulped. "I let him take over my duties for tomorrow."
Vector's eyes widened in horror, dropping the slice of pizza as he dropped his jaw. "Silver, no..."
THE NEXT DAY
It was an extremly nice, normal, peaceful Spring day inside Station Square's number one hot spot, the reliable Pizza Hut...
OR WAS IT?
"So... you want the triple pizza deluxe?" Knuckles The Echidna asked, wearing the Pizza Hut red outfit.
"Uhh... no." Replied the customer, which was an eerily similar blue colored humanoid fish, wearing a white shirt and blue shorts. This fish was very clearly Harold William Reginald, who was able to somehow breathe the oxygen despite being a fish.
"The double double, toil and trouble?" Knuckles asked as he pointed at the top right corner with his left hand, urging Harold to check out his doubles.
"Hmm... not that either." Harold replied meekly as he rubbed his left arm, feeling a strange feeling in his shorts. That felt like grass.
"Do you want any pizza?" Knuckles asked in a low pitched voice as he was getting annoyed, his eyes narrowed.
Harold blinked several times, coughing a bit. "Well... I do, but..." He nervously trailed off.
"Do ya?" Knuckles implied as he got closer in Harold's BEAUTIFUL face.
Harold gulped as he held his flippers together, feeling even more nervous as he began shaking. "...Not really-"
"DO YOU WANT ANY PIZZA OR NOT?" Knuckles shouted as his eyes turned into living fireballs, flailing his fists like a crazy ax. All of the other customers turned their attention to Knuckles, seeing how angry he got.
"Durp a hurp." Harold replied as he covered his mouth, chuckling like a laughing elf man.
Knuckles got offended, shaking his right fist as he growled. "Well DERP your HERP, you NERP."
"Don't be calling me a loaf of garlic bread, cheesecake!" Harold replied in a disgusting fashion as he started shoving his middle finger up his butt while giving Knuckles another middle finger.
"DAT'S PLACIST, BIG MAC! NAO U DAI!" Knuckles shouted as he jumped over the counter and started GIVING HAROLD THE BEATING OF HIS PATHETIC FISHY LIFE, YEAH RAPE THAT STUPID BLUE FISH GUY, HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE BIG MEATY CLAWS, AND YES, THIS WAS LEFT ON CAPS LOCK ON PURPOSE U MAD?
"I... what?" Shadow muttered in disgust as he held his half eaten slice of pepperoni pizza, disgusted by the author's rude behavior. "What the hell is this even suppose to mean...?"
Silver the Hedgehog and Vector The Crocodile both looked at each other as they watched Knuckles beating up the poor blue colored fish customer from Vector's private office, chuckling as they shook their heads.
"Dude, I told you this was a friggin' stupid idea." Vector muttered to Silver as his chuckles were getting louder.
Silver nodded his head in agreement, not holding his chuckling back. "I know. But it was so fun."
Vector rolled his eyes as the tables turned on Knuckles, the red echidna being punched about by a strange old human man.