"Silver! Silver, get in here!" Vector The Crocodile shouted from his office, slamming his hands on his wooden table. "Damn it, Silver The Hedgehog, get your silver butt in here! Now!"
Silver The Hedgehog sighed as he handed three white cardboard boxes of black olvies and pepperoni pizza to Shadow The Hedgehog, taking a slice of plain pizza with his right hand and eating it as he then headed straight to Vector's office. The silver colored hedgehog gulped as he verously sat down in the chair, looking at Vector, who was browsing 4Chan's comic and cartoons board, /co/, on the computer. "Y-yes, Vector, what is it...?"
Vector sighed as he took his pen out of his mouth, folding his hands together as he looked down at Silver. "Listen, kid. This damn fanfic barely has anything going for over a thousand words. I absolutely want to change that, but the almighty author won't get off his lazy ass and put in some effort."
Silver's eye twitched. "So, what do you want me to do?" He nervously wrapped his arms around the back of his head.
Vector glanced at the fourth wall, then to the computer screen, eying you, the reader, very carefully. "I don't know if I can tell you. We might be having some spies who'll probably blurb to the author..."
Silver started sweating nervously. "That's no good... is it?"
Brief change to Sonic The Hedgehog, who folded his arms in disappointment upon sensing what Silver just said.
Vector played around with his fingers as he sighed, placing down the newspaper as he sipped some coffee. "Anyway, Silver, I need you to... 'deliver' some pizzas to this author..."
Silver gawked as his jaw dropped. "What? Deliver pizza? But how?"
Vector grinned evilly as he chuckled sinisterly. "Ohohohoho... you'll find out..."
Later...
"Of course his house is in friggin' Seaside Hill. Of course." Silver commented as he knocked on the door with his right hand, the crudely made house belonging to Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus. He held a white cardboard box of plain pizza in his right hand, the pizza itself not being what it seemed. "Hey, Mr. Author of Life At Pizza Hut..."
The door opened, but no one was inside, prompting Silver to drop the pizza and flee for his life as he screamed, running westward. Chief Chilly and Goomboss watched as Silver dashed right past them.
"What's with him?" Goomboss asked, his red eyes bouncing up and down and all around.
Chief Chilly simply shook his icy, circular head as he turned to Goomboss. "I have no idea."