It was a pretty normal night at the Sonic Adventure 1's Station Square's famous Pizza Hut. Too bad it wouldn't be normal for long. Nothing is normal here. Ever.

"Rotor! Rotor! Rotor!" Silver exclaimed frantically as he flailed his arms like a crazy person, panting repeatedly. "I need you I need you I need you!"

Rotor closed the refrigerator, the purple colored humanoid walrus turning to face the albino humanoid hedgehog. "What is it, Silver?" He asked, acting completely calm in this awkward situation.

"We need more pizzas at the front, on the double!" Silver stated as he started jumping up and down for no reason. No reason at all.

Rotor sighed as he shrugged, closing his eyes while moving his hands back and forth in a slow motion. "All right, don't worry about it-" Before Rotor could do anything, all of the ovens exploded, fire being everywhere. Silver and Rotor screamed as they held onto each other, jumping over the counter and running for their lives as they pushed all the tables to the side, the customers fleeing for their lives as well. Vector attempted to fight back the red and yellow flames with a whip, but he was chucked out by two fiery hands, right out of his office into several cans of garbage. Shadow sipped some soda as he remained inside, everything else surrounding him catching on fire. Silver and Rotor ran towards the northern direction, but Silver turned around, angry as his eyes started to glow yellow.

"It's no use! I'll handle this!" Silver stated as he placed his hands in front of the fire, using his green psychic to stop it. "Come on, psychic power, be a man!"

The flames were stronger, completely engulfing Silver. Silver screamed at a high pitched rate that caused Station Square to explode, the explosion so loud and powerful that everyone died. Rotor ran around in circles, screaming as several anvils fell on him. Rotor attempted to run away, but he tripped, Masahiro Sakurai landing on him as several large pizza pies were rolling down, all of them on fire. The water surrounding Station Square was engulfed y the flames, turning into smog as it started raining violently, thunder booming as several bolts of lightning struck everywhere. Silver turned into a flaming zombie, and he used his psychic power to screw up the space time continuum, breaking everything as trillions of Silver The Hedgehog clones occupied the entire universe, causing it to restart itself as everything and anything immediately turned into Silver the Hedgehog. Silver and all of his clones laughed evilly as a very loud orchestra of every single instrument in all of entirety started playing, all hope being lost as everything had a seizure, this being typed so fast that there were some gibberish and errors that weren't fixed.

Y'know, like this!

"Hold on now, are we gonna regret this?" Silver asked nervously as he rubbed his right arm with his left hand, being inside Vector's office as he was describing to Charmy what had occurred in the Pizza Hut, holding a slice of half eaten plain pizza in his right hand.

Charmy shrugged as he shoved Silver out of the room. "It's worth a try, Silver. After all, what you told me was pretty - hey, is that chocolate?" He ate the seven day old chocolate, his eyes widening as he went crazy, pressing his face on the keyboard as he then proceeded to roll on it, before picking his head up and laughing crazily as he typed away, unsure of what to make of the words.

So anyway, as the events were detailed, all hope was lost to save the Pizza Hut, as Silver tried to get things back to normal by holding that damn fourth Chaos Emerald, raising it in the air as it began shining bright, yellow lights everywhere. All the Silver clones screamed as suddenly thousands of pizza emerged from the ground, attacking the Silvers, but they all fought back.

"IT'S NO USE! TAKE THIS!" All the Silver The Hedgehog clones exclaimed one by one as they fired off powerful green blasts of psychic at the pizza, reducing them to a cheesy mess.

Silver gawked as he tried to think, but he was knocked into the pizza tsunami by a powerful blast of green psychic from one of the many Silver clones and you know what they say, all toasthu toast IN THE BATHROOM-

"Charmy, no one's gonna want to read this shit," Silver commented as he tried to reason with Charmy, but the young bee ignored him as he kept typing at a fast pace.

"Don't distract me now, silver boy!" Charmy replied as he was essentially slamming the keyboard, with Silver unable to make out any of the words as a result.

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One long, disturbing typing section later...

"Charmy, dude, what the friggin' fucking hell did you just type?" Vector The Crocodile asked in dismay, a worried look on his face as he was looking at the computer in his office that Charmy Bee was using, pointing at the computer screen with his right hand, his left hand on his hip. "I can barely make out any of these words..."

Charmy giggled as he rubbed the back of his head sheepishly, meekly replying, "Ehehehe... I had a bit too much sugar on my pizza, Vex."

Vector rolled his eyes as he folded his arms, being disappointed in Charmy. "I'm sure you did..."

Charmy winked as he held the control button on the keyboard. "Well, so long as I don't press anything on this here keyboard, nothing will happen!" He then hit enter while holding the control button, causing the entire office to shake as he whimpered, with Vector slapping his right hand on his forehead. Soon, the entire Pizza Hut shook, and then all of Station Square, and then the entire country, the entire continent, the whole word...

...Basically, the entire universe was screwed.

And that's NO good.

"That's it. No more Sonic Sez," Silver muttered as he was drifting off into deep space.