"You know," Silver The Hedgehog explained on video as he moved his hands around, munching on a slice of pizza at the counter within the Pizza Hut during sometime at night. "We get a lot of competition in this city. Not a bad thing, but it does get to ware on you a bit. Sort of." He then pulls out another camera, holding an old video that began playing back old footage of him with the others.

Silver, Rotor The Walrus, and Vector The Crocodile were all in Vector's private office, wondering what to do in order to attract more customers, as for the first time since working at the Pizza Hut, they actually had competition!

"All right, men. You know what we must do." Vector stated in a gentleman tone as he sipped some martini he smuggled from his secret stash within his house.

Rotor scratched the right side of his head. "Ummm... and that is?"

Vector turned around, slamming his right fist on the table. "We must make more money than that Burger King across the street, of course!"

"Wait, there's a Burger King across the street from here?" Silver asked in shock as he opened up his hands.

Rotor rolled his eyes as he folded his arms together, shaking his head at Silver's honesty. "No duh, genius. Did you actually stopped by and look?"

"Honestly, considering this story, not really." Silver retorted as he chuckled nervously.

Vector groaned as he slapped his right hand on his face. "For fucks' sakes, Silver, it was in the friggin' first chapter!"

"It was?" Silver gawked in confusion.

Vector slammed his hands on his desk again, doing it several times. "Yes! Did you not look at the script?"

"Err, there's a script?" Silver asked as he rubbed his right arm.

Rotor's left eye twitched, in shock and disgust of Silver's ignorance. "Oh my Arceus, Silver, are you retarded?"

"Hey, I resemble that remark!" Retarded The Rabbit shouted from the Department Of Bad Original Characters That Should Not Even Be Concepted remarked angrily.

"And I rather my name not get used in vain." Arceus snapped at Rotor as he zapped him, then disappeared from the scene.

"I thought you were a genius." Vector demoaned Silver as he drank more of his martini.

Silver felt insulted, shaking his arms frantically. "I am a genius!"

"Then why did you say you were retarded?" Rotor asked as he eyed Silver carefully, placing a magnifying glass right in Silver's right eye.

"Because-" Silver pushed Rotor off of him, wondering where the scene was going as he coughed. "Uhh... err... hmm..."

Vector sighed as he tossed away the now empty glass that formerly contained martina, folding his arms as he tapped his right foot several times, shaking his head. "You know what, just talking is getting us nowhere. We need more slapstick, like Looney Tunes."

"Speaking of which..." Elmer Fudd stated as he entered the office uninvited, holding a plate filled with grilled cheese, "Who wants some gwiwwed cheebs...?"

Silver, Rotor, and Vector all glanced at each other, then at Elmer, and they all dashed out of the office, looking Elmer in. Elmer shrugged as he began making sweet, gooey love to his gwiwwed cheese.

Vector peered in, his entire face turning pale as he turned to Silver and Rotor. "We don't speak of this... to anyone."

Silver and Rotor both nodded in unison as the three humanoid animals backed away from the office as far as possible, Vector locking the door as Elmer moaned in pleasure.

Several minutes later...

"So... Lex Luthor was making love to a sandwich?" Shadow The Hedgehog remarked as he ate his slice of grilled cheese pizza.

Silver's lip trembled as Silver rolled his hands in a rather odd fashion. "Well, not really Lex Luthor, but yeah..."

"Heh. Funny." Cosgrove stated as he ate some grilled cheese pizza with Freakazoid.

"That's kinda cute." Aria Meloetta remarked as she ate her vanilla icing while Genesect and Keldeo shared a pizza with each other.

Silver facepalmed, groaning in annoyance. "Ugh, slapstick and random shit is one thing, but how many cameos are we gonna have?"

Shadow shrugged as he sipped his soda. "Maybe this wouldn't be a problem if you got my damn fourth pizza already."

Silver sighed as he went to get some of the cherry topped pizza for Shadow, when he and Rotor bumped into each other, crashing on the floor. The clean plates that Rotor was holding fell on both Silver and Rotor, knocking the mammals out cold as the plates broke into many pieces. Shadow rolled his eyes as he jumped over the counter and grabbed some pizza for himself, sitting on the counter as he shrugged at the other customers who stared at him awkwardly.