"Knuckles," Silver whined as he was poking Knuckels in the face. "Dude. Wake up. I wanna go home."
Knuckles yawned, stretching his arms out just for you as he looked around, being inside the Sonic Adventure's Station Square Pizza Hut. He blinked as he noticed Silver was on the green counter, holding two hot plain pizza pies in his hands. "Hey Silver, what's up? And why are you holding those pizzas in your hands?"
Silver blinked, gobbling up both pizzas as he wrapped his arms around the back of his head. "What are you talking about? I have no pizzas!"
"...But I just saw you munch on some right now!" Knuckles stated as he slammed his hands on the counter, causing the entire building to catch on fire as eventually all of Station Square was on fire.
Knuckles gasped as he woke up, glancing around as he was panting, sweating nervously. He placed a white napkin on his head, blinking.
"Oh man... these dreams just keep getting worse..." Knuckles stated, hearing a loud explosion in the kitchen that caused the entire Pizza Hut to catch on fire.
"I'll stop it!" Rotor exclaimed as he had a water cooler in his hands, rolling it at the fire like a barrel as he watched the cooler explode, the water disappearing quickly as it didn't do a thing. Rotor then screamed as he flailed his arms, bumping into Knuckles as they both tumbled down the stairs.
Back on Isle Delfino, Silver chased Charmy to the Pirate Ship in the Pinna Park, running up the stairs. Charmy tossed the five pizza boxes in the air as he screamed with glee, buzzing onto the wooden pirate ship in front of him, holding onto the pole as he sat down on the wood. Silver gawked as he saw the pizza boxes falling, one of the pizzas landing on his head. Silver groaned as he placed his five boxes of pizza to the side, using his psychic to get the pizza off of him.
"This is going to be more annoying than I anticipated..." Silver muttered to himself as he attempted to jump on the wooden pirate ship, but it came close towards the top. Silver jumped onto the ship, but it rotated backwards, causing Silver to fall right into the water, headfirst.
Charmy didn't notice, as he was having too much fun on the pirate ship, forgetting everything else in life as all he wanted to do was enjoy the ride. Silver emerged out of the clear water, annoyed as he climbed back up the stairs.
Space Ghost watched as Amy Rose burped loudly, having been satisfied by five pizzas, rubbing her stomach, somehow not pudgy in the slightest.
"Man, those pizzas sure were yummy!" Amy exclaimed as she let out a high pitched fartt, blushing slightly as she giggled. "Oh my, excuse me!"
Space Ghost laughed heartily as he placed his hands on his hips. "Well, Ms. Rose, have all the pizza you like! You know what they say, all toastas toast toast!"
Everyone then stared awkwardly at Space Ghost.
Space Ghost chuckled nervously as he rubbed the back of his head. "Err... I mean, the more, the merrier!" Space Ghost corrected as he rubbed the back of his head sheepishly with his right arm.
"Hmm." Espio commented as he was cleaning up the ovens, shaking his head. "Things have gotten a bit louder since I've been cleaning back here..."
Hearing some more chatter, this time higher pitched, the chameleon opened the oven, to see several rats chatting inside, with all of them having bits of rotten pizzas in their posessions. Espio lowered his eyes, not impressed.
"Of course..." Espio remarked with a roll of his eyes, quite annoyed as he escorted the rats out of the oven, proceeding to clean the inside, only for a fat rat to shut the oven closed as he chuckled, the other rats laughing along with him. Espio noticed and screamed as he banged on the oven door, swearing revenge on the rats.
Silver was back on the top of the stairs leading to the Pirate Ship, with Charmy still hanging on tightly to the pole. Vector was on the other side of the man made pool, getting ready to ride the roller coaster. He spotted Silver, noticing that he was wet and wasn't selling pizzas.
"Damn it, Silver! I'm not paying you to goof off!" Vector angrily exclaimed as he pointed at Silver.
Silver wrapped his arms around the back of his head, remarking reasonably, "Actually, you're not paying me at all."
Vector scratched the back of his head. "...Well, you're here, on vacation with me. Sort of." He coughed.
Awkward silence.
"Oh to hell with it. Just sell pizzas, damn it!" Vector exclaimed, tossing his lanky arms in the air.
Silver sighed as he closed his eyes, shaking his head. He opened his eyes, attempting to use his psychic powers on Charmy, but Charmy tossed fifteen pizzas at Silver, completely covering the humanoid hedgehog in melted cheese. Vector watched in disappointment, placing his right hand on his forehead as he sighed.
"Why did I even bother to bring these two incompetent goofs..." Vector muttered to himself as he shook his head. "I hope Space Ghost is doing better..."
Back in Sonic Adventure's Station Square during the evening, the entire city was completely destroyed, with several bright red flames bouncing about. Only the Pizza Hut remained, and even then, not a single customer was inside, due to everyone fleeing from the burning city. Space Ghost sighed, sitting at his lone orange desk, with Moltar nearby a bluish machine.
"You think they'll notice that the city burned down again?" Space Ghost asked as he glanced at his blue card.
Moltar sighed as he was moping the floor. "Beats me. We're basically used as filler at this point."
"Sorry, can't hear ya! You're too unimportant!" Space Ghost stated as he watched the sun setting in the distance towards the west, with the orange sky turning into a dark blue color immediately, night having arrived.
"So, what do you do when you're not working for GUN, or having pizza here?" Dr. Eggman asked Shadow as they were both spending a quiet afternoon together at the Pizza Hut in Sonic Adventure's Station Square, after the entire city got fixed.
"I just generally fuck around. Seems pretty good when you have a day off or so from work." Shadow commented as he munched on a slice of the black olives and pepperoni pizza that was in the shape of his head, eying Eggman. "What about you when you're not making machines for Sonic to destroy, or acting like a big manchild?"
"I AM NOT A MAN CHILD... I mean..." Eggman cleared his throat, sitting down as he folded his arms. "I like to sing. When I'm scrubbing the dishes."
Shadow stared blankly at him as Dr. Eggman rubbed the back of his head with his right hand.
"...And I like having some ham. Evil ham..." Eggman remarked as he began chuckling sinisterly, tapping his fingertips together as Shadow just shook his head and sighed.
Silver was trying to get Charmy off of the pirate ship, but he was failing. He tried using his psychic powers to lift Charmy off the pirate ship, but Charmy pulled five pizzas out of nowhere, tossing them all at Silver's face. Silver used his psychic to get the pizza off of his face, trying again to use hi s psychic to pick up Charmy. Charmy responded with fifteen pizzas, tossing them all at Silver, completely covering the silver colored hedgehog in melted cheese.
"Ooh... you dumb bee, you left me no choice..." Silver muttered, grabbing a nearby rope and tossing it onto the Pirate Ship. "It's no use... for you..."
Charmy was giggling with excitement with each swing the pirate ship took, with Silver climbing on. He then grabbed Charmy, wrapping the rope around the pole as he then jumped off. Charmy tried pulling out of Silver's grip, but Silver had him good. Suddenly, Silver tripped on a pizza on the top of the stairs, causing both him and Charmy to fall into the pond below, completely soaked.
Vector was watching from the roller coaster as it was heading upwards, shaking his head in disappointment as he sighed. "Idiots..." He angrily muttered.
Things seemed to be calm at the Pizza Hut during the night. Or at least they were, until all of Sonic Adventure's Station Square shook violently, especially the Pizza Hut, with a loud deep pitched, tuba like noise echoing.
At first people panicked, but then they remembered shortly afterwards that it was just Amy Rose farting. As usual. So they came back to the Pizza Hut, ignoring the strong rotten smell somehow.
Space Ghost wafted the air with his left hand as he laughed. "Phoowee! It smells like Cartoon Planet!" He then tilted his head back, smiling like an idiot, of which he usually is. "Peeyew!"
Amy blushed in embarrassment as she held down her red dress with both of her hands. "I had a pretty big breakfast earlier... I'm sorry for being gassy." She farted again, closing her eyes as the back of her red dress lifted from her brassy gas, revealing her brown stained panties as the other customers gasped in shock.
Shadow dropped his third slice of black olives and pepperoni pizza as he raised his arms, getting up and heading out of the Pizza Hut. "Welp. I'm done. Call me when sanity and clean habits return." He stated, giving Amy the middle finger as he had enough of her gross flatulence.