Ch. 2: Overture
"Once upon a time, there was a glowing city protected by golden gates known as heaven. It was ruled by beings of pure light. Angels that worshiped good and shielded all from evil. Lucifer was 1 of these angels. He was a dreamer with fantastical ideas for all of creation. But he was seen as a troublemaker by the elders of heaven. For they felt his way of thinking was dangerous to the order of their world. So he watched as the Angels began to expand the universe in their ways. From the dust of Earth, they created Adam and Lilith. Equals as the 1st of mankind, but despite this, Adam demanded control and Lilith refused to submit to his will. She fled the garden. Drawn in by her fierce independence, Lucifer found her and the 2 rebellious dreamers fell deeply in love. Together, they wished to share the magic of free will with humanity, offering the fruit of knowledge to Adam's 2nd bride, Eve, who gladly accepted. But this gift came with a curse: For this single act of disobedience, evil finally found its way into Earth. With it, a new realm of darkness and sin. And the order Heaven had worked to maintain was shattered. As punishment for their reckless act, heaven had cast Lucifer and his love into the dark pit that he created, never allowing him to see the good that came from humanity, only the cruel and the wicked. Ashamed, Lucifer lost his will to dream. But Lilith thrived, empowering demon-kind with her voice and her songs. And as the numbers of hell grew, so did its power. Threatened by this, heaven made a truly heartless decision: that every year, they would send down an army, an Extermination to ensure Hell and its sinners could never rise up against them. But Lilith's hope remained, and her dream was passed down to their precious daughter: the princess of Hell."
It was then that princess Charlie Morningstar closed the book of Hell's history and magically held the Key to the kingdom in her hand, vowing as she looked out her window, seeing Hell start to rebuild after the latest Extermination, vowing. "Don't worry, Mom, I'll make you proud."
It was then that Charlie's girlfriend, Vaggie, who had 1 eye due to losing her other 3 years ago, had come. "Charlie?"
That startled Charlie that she dropped the key, which shifted into a cat and ran off. "Augh! Oh, shit. Do you hear all that?"
"Uh…yeah, I was right there." Vaggie answered with a smile.
Charlie chuckled before looking out her window. "Sorry. I get pretty worked up after an Extermination happens." Then she looked at her book. "The story helps."
Vaggie chuckled too. "Hahaha. I know. Don't worry, babe, I enjoy your theatrics." Then she sat next to her girlfriend and asked with concern. "Are you okay?"
"I'm fine, just– thinking about, ya know, family stuff." Charlie answered nervously.
Vaggie asked with curiosity. "Do you hear from your mom yet?" Getting a sad shake from Charlie. "Oof. How long's it been now?"
"Not that long, only…7…years." Charlie answered, still nervous. "Off doing something important, I'm sure. But this kingdom was something she really cared about. Something I care about."
Vaggie took a few steps to Charlie and they took each other's hands. "Well, at least you aren't alone."
"I just hope that what I'm trying to do here will work." Charlie said before they sat down.
"It will. I have faith in you." Vaggie assured her girlfriend before they shared a short but passionate kiss and KeeKee jumped on Charlie's lap.
Vaggie got up and gestured to Charlie. "All right. Come on. Alastor said he's got something to show us." Making Charlie smile before she briefly looked at the Heavenly clock and followed Vaggie.
Meanwhile, in Heaven
Adam was about to send a holographic image of himself to have his usual meeting with Lucifer, having put it on hold for an entire month due to wanting his 'girls' to lap dance naked for him in private, Lute included, much to her disgust and frustration, as her mind was still constantly on Velvette and their night together. And right now, she was just about to go home and wait for Emily to come so they could do their new routine of talking, watching TV, playing chess and especially smoking cigarettes on her balcony while talking.
But before Adam could get to his office, another of his Exorcist angels came in and informed him. "Adam! Adam, Sir, we have a problem!"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down there, bitch! What's the problem?" Adam asked with his usual arrogant attitude.
But instead of answering, the other Exorcist showed him on his screen that no one other than 1 of his own was lying dead in the streets of Hell, having been decapitated, which was supposed to be impossible, as to their knowledge, angels couldn't be hurt let alone killed.
"WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCKK?!" Adam yelled out in fury.
"We've the body, Sir. It's Esmeralda."
Adam knew Esmeralda, as long ago, she used to be Lute's former fuck-buddy and on-and-off ex-girlfriend. But during that time, Lute caught her fucking Adam and as such, Esmeralda decided to end their relationship for good and devoted herself to Adam's cause, cutting all ties with Lute. But, to Adam's knowledge, and because of his god complex and self-absorption, she didn't really care all that much.
"Yeah, I knew her. She devoted herself to the Dick master and the Man cause I fucked her so good! Ohhh…those sinners are gonna get their assholes fucked up good for this!" Adam vowed before flying out to Lute's house, barging in an hour before Emily was supposed to come. "Oh, Luuuuute, heeeeeeere's AAAAAADAM!"
Lute, despite not wanting to put up with Adam right now, stood up at attention, thankfully not having her cigarettes out yet. "Sir, yes sir! What's the situation?"
"Bad news, Danger fuckin' Titties, your old fuck buddy, Esmeralda's dead." Adam said, like it wasn't a big deal.
Lute was surprised for a bit, but ultimately didn't care as much, as hers and Esmeralda's 'relationship' had long been over for years now, for as a result of Esmeralda having been around Lute so much, she had turned jealous of her being Adam's 'favorite' exorcist and had trained even harder in order to get Adam's favor. But, in the end, it seemed like that blind determination to prove herself had finally resulted in her getting killed in the end.
"How?! That's impossible! No one's ever been able to kill 1 of us before." Lute wondered, more curious about how Esmeralda died than saddened by her death. But she had a feeling that she already knew the answer due to the constant dreams she had about her and the female Overlord she'd fought and slept with.
"Don't know how, but I'm going to a meeting with Luci. And you're gonna come with me so I can tell them what kinda punishment their asses are gettin', Danger Tits." Adam said while slapping Lute's ass.
Lute gave a yelp, mentality disgusted and angry, but kept her composure for now. "Yes, Sir." She agreed reluctantly, as she would have preferred to spend more time with Emily.
A bit later, in the Hazbin Hotel lobby
A commercial set up, and narrated by Alastor was playing on the TV, which definitely wasn't his style, as he was more Radio than Television, showing images of everything going on in Hell and the seemingly only salvation through Charlie's dubbed Hazbin Hotel.
"Well, hello there you wayward sinner. Do you like blood, violence and depravity of a sexual nature? Of course you do. That's why you're in Hell! But what would you say if there was a place to stay that had none of that? Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, a misguided path to reception! Founded 1 month ago by Lucifer's delusional daughter Charlotte Morningstar! Come place your fate in her inexperienced hands as she tries to work through her daddy issues by fixing you! Here, we offer fun things: such as somewhat functional staff! And 24 hour pest control! Custom rooms, and just look at this tacky parlor! Enjoy riveting conversations with our singular resident. Wow! All this and more at the Hazbin Hotel! Your last desperate attempt at salvation starts here."
Alastor turned off the TV and asked Charlie with his usual grin. "So, what'd ya think?"
Vaggie was in disbelief. "I'm sorry, what the fuck was that?"
Charlie agreed but didn't know how to say it plainly. "Uh, yeah, 1 note…Alastor, I mean– 1st off, thank you so much for making this seriously amazing, but, um… maybe the tone is a bit…off? We want people to want to come here, this makes it look…ummm–"
But Vaggie, who was more understanding of the situation, spoke for her girlfriend and lover. "Bad. The word you're looking for is bad."
"Funny. I was going for hilarious!" Alastor said.
"It didn't explain anything about how we're trying to save demons from the Extermination, which is the whole fucking point." Vaggie told him.
Charlie agreed with Vaggie. "Vaggie is right, Alastor. The commercial was to let sinners know we are trying to help them."
But Alastor explained. "Well, my dear, I haven't been active in Hell for some time, and everyone remembers me from my radio show! The proper medium to express oneself! But you insisted on this: noisy picture box advertisement. So I had a little fun with it." He said while tapping the TV with his cane.
But Vaggie was distrustful of him as always. "Oh, fun. You had a little fun with it?" Then she stood up. "Well, this is not what we want to represent us. When you showed up here a month ago, you told us you would help run this hotel! Instead, you're mocking us. Nobody's gonna wanna come to a place that a powerful Overlord like you thinks is a waste of time!"
But then, the hotel's resident, Angel Dust, a spider demon and professional porn star, raised 1 of his 4 hands.
"What?" Vaggie asked.
Angel sat up as he explained his idea as he picked up a bottle. "If'n ya filmin' commercial, can I suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrity you have right here?"
"Angel, you're a porn star."
"A famous porn star." Angel corrected. "I'll have the horniest sinners knockin' these walls down to get in."
But Vaggie was against that idea. "We are not filming a porn as a commercial."
"Why not? Sex sells, don't it?" Angel asked. "I swear if you film me goin' at it with mister fancy talk-creepy voice here, you'd be rollin' in participants willin' to stay at this tacky hotel."
Alastor faked laughed at that idea. "Haha! Never going to happen!"
But Charlie tried to tell him. "Angel, I appreciate you wanting to use your special skills to, um attract folks to the hotel, but– I really don't want to exploit you, in that way!"
"Oh, please, baby. This body was made to be exploited." Angel said while rubbing his body. I got the arms, I got the stamina, I got the legs. I got the lung capacity– Oh-Oh I got the legs, the gag reflex, the holes…the chest fluff everyone thinks is tits."
But Charlie laughed uncomfortably before her phone rang and she took it out her pocket and walked away. "Uhhh, hold that thought. I'll be right back!"
"I can keep goin' all night, baby!" Angel told her.
Charlie went around a corner and sighed deeply before answering her phone. "Hello? Dad?"
Meanwhile, Angel asked Vaggie while looking at Alastor. "Hey, I have a question: if freaky face over there is so powerful, then why can't he just make people stay here?"
Alastor spoke ominously as he made a scary face with his demon features. "Oh, trust me, I can!"
That was when Husk, the hotel bartender, who was a cat demon with wings, asked with annoyance. "Why do you think I'm here? You actually think I'd be cleaning bottles and listening to you fucks bitch and moan all the time if he wasn't forcin' me?"
Then Niffty, the small 1 eyed demon appeared briefly and said. "I like being forced."
"Keep that to yourself, Niff." Husk told her.
Angel was amused by Husk. "What, you don't love being here with me Whiskers?"
But Husk threatened him. "Call me "Whiskers" again and I'll jam that bottle down your throat."
"Kinky. C'mon keep talkin' dirty."
It was then that Vaggie told the porn star spider demon. "Ugh, Angel, let Husk do his job. And no, we can't force sinners to stay here. They need to choose to."
"I'm choosing to be here, and I think it's all stupid. We're in Hell, Toots. That's kind of the end of the road, ain't it?" Angel asked, as it and everyone else thought that was the whole point of Hell.
But Vaggie believed otherwise. "Well, maybe it doesn't have to be. Just because nobody has made it out before doesn't mean it's not possible."
Angel put a hand on her shoulder while still holding his bottle. "Hey, whatever means I can keep crashin' here rent free. Crack is expensive."
Meanwhile, with Charlie
The princess of Hell was excited, as her father had asked her to do something and she was overly excited about it. "Yeah, I can totally. Yeah, I'll head over there right away. Okay!" She said before hanging up. "Yes. YES! Hahahaha." Then she called out for her girlfriend. "VAGGIE! HOLY SHIT!"
That got a startled Vaggie's attention. "Ahh! What?!"
Charlie gestured her, saying through her teeth biting the bottom lip. "Get over here!"
Vaggie smiled and sighed with relief before going to a hopping Charlie. "What's going on?"
Charlie took a breath but answered with excitement as she grabbed Vaggie's arms. "My dad just called. He said that the leader of the Angel army wants to meet! He asked if I could go instead!"
Vaggie was suspicious about that. "But…the Extermination happened only a month ago. What could they want right now after…" Before Charlie interrupted by starting to sing.
I can do this.
Somehow, I know it.
I'll get Heaven behind my plan.
"Charlie, hold on." Vaggie tried to say before she got too far.
There's no way I could blow it.
Not this once in a lifetime chance.
"It's just a meeting." Vaggie tried.
To change their minds.
And touch their hearts.
Or whatever angels have.
"This could be bad." Vaggie said, still suspicious before Charlie took her hands and circled around the lobby with her.
Cheer up, Vaggie
This could be swell
Something tells me this will be a happy day in Hell
When Charlie let her go, Vaggie tried again. "Okay, but just don't… sing to them."
But Angel told her as Charlie headed outside. "That bitch is halfway down the street."
"Is she–"
"Oh, she's dancin'."
"Ugh, no." Vaggie said, knowing that was bad.
In the streets of Hell
Charlie was still singing her heart out like a Disney princess as many bad things were happening around her.
There's a warm fuzzy feeling that wafts through the air
Every street so revealing it's hard not to stare
It's a realm so appealing it beats anywhere
If you don't mind the smell
It's a happy day in Hell
Charlie then waved at a random demon. "Hi, mister."
"Go fuck yourself!" The demon told her, making Charlie move on as others started singing too.
There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul
Got a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole
"Uh, excuse me." Charlie said, bumping into another demon.
Doing what is required we all have our role
I'm not doing so well
Another shitty day in Hell
Charlie then sang another verse.
If I can show them the dream I've dreamed
That any soul can change
Then Vaggie hung onto a crew's nest rope, joining in.
Those angels minds are hard to change
Then they will know everyone can be redeemed from the evil to the strange
They're bloodthirsty and deranged
I can hear all their stories the lost and displaced
And I know that they're more of an acquired taste
But if I can open the door and I give them a place at my Hazbin Hotel
It'll be a happy day in Hell
Charlie grabbed onto a moving truck and rode through the streets as she continued her song.
From the porn studio where the Cinephiles go
To watch award winning Demon bukkake shows
Then she jumped off the truck, continuing further.
To the cannibal town where they don't wear a frown 'cause
Thenlooked at the cannibal town display with a bit of disgust but still was singing
Holy shit. Ew, my gosh, why
And I don't give a crow that his brains got my eye
Cause know I can spare them from Heaven's genocide
I can do this
There's a endless trash fire
I just know it
That's burning my soul
I'll get Heaven behind my plans
There's just no way I could blow it
I kinda like the barbed wire that's shoved in my hole
Not this once in a lifetime chance
To change their minds
And touch my parts
Charlie backed away from the trench coat demon. "Oh…No, thank you. I'm just gonna…" Then resumed singing.
Fulfill my destiny
The trench coat demon got annoyed and walked away as Charlie went up to the entrance of the Heaven embassy. "Your loss, bitch."
I can already tell
Today is gonna be a fucking happy day…in Heeeeeeeell
Charlie entered and called out. "Hello? Hello? Hello?" She asked as the hall echoed. "Creepy." Before she stopped at the clerk desk and rang the bell before a golden, glowing paper came down with a feather pin. "Oh, okay. Also creepy." She said before signing the paper before they went back up and doors slid open. Charlie smiled and went through them and called out. "Uhh, hello? Is anyone here?"
But then, lights turned on to reveal Adam and a fully dressed and masked Lute. "Sup."
"Holy shit!" Charlie said, startled. "Hi, I'm Charlie. My dad asked me if I could meet you."
"Yeah, I know." Adam said while rudely eating ribs.
"Okay, well, it's nice to meet you." Charlie greeted friendly.
"Totally. Nice to meet you too." Adam said, pretending to be friendly while holding his hand out. But when Charlie touched it, her hand fizzled past it, as he was just a hologram. "HA! I fucking got you! Did you fucking see that? Good shit!"
"Uh, so wait, you aren't here?" Charlie asked with confusion.
"No. You think I'd come down here? Hahahaha!" Adam asked mockingly. "I'm not here, but Danger Tits over here is." He said while pointing at Lute.
Lute was annoyed with this development, as she wasn't told that she'd be going to Hell in person. 'What the FUCK?! Why the fuck do I have to be here in person?! Why the fuck didn't you tell me?!"
"No. I mean, I love the vibe, totally, love your tunes. Pretty fuckin' hardcore, don't get me wrong. But, it's such a bummer, man. Everything down there's so "eugh" ya know? Hahahaha. Ew."
Charlie, though clearly annoyed herself, regained her composure, saying awkwardly. "Right. So I'm happy we got this opportunity to meet. There's a project I've been working on that I really wanted to talk to you about–"
But Adam put a holographic finger on her lips, making it fizz. "Hey, hey, hey, slow down. We got time. How about we get to know each other a little, mm? How about some lunch? You hungry? I got you." Then he offered his ribs to Charlie. "Here's my personal favorite. You'll love it."
"Uh, thanks." Charlie said before going for the ribs, only to get the same result as before as they fizzled.
"HAHAHAHA! I got you again, bitch! Haha, fuckin' hilarious! Haha!" Adam said mockingly.
Meanwhile, back at the hotel
Vaggie was having a meeting of her own with the hotel staff and Angel Dust. "Okay, so Charlie is dealing with something very important, so while she's gone, we are making a new commercial. 1 that represents her vision and what we're doing here. So we need a camera. Alastor?" Before Alastor snapped his fingers and a picture camera appeared in Vaggie's hand. "A video camera." She said with annoyance before it turned into a video camera. "All right, let's do this! And…action!"
1st, it was Angel and Husk on camera. "Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel. Can I help you with anything?"
Angel answered with a horny tone and body language. "I've been a bad boy. And I need a big, strong daddy to put me in my place… on the path of Redemption."
Husk, though annoyed, continued. "Well, you've come–"
"Oh yes!"
"...to the right place."
"Cut!" Vaggie said before saying to Angel and Husk. "Okay, Angel, I need you to be less horny, if possible. And Husk, could you maybe not have the script in front of your face?"
But Husk said angrily. "I ain't no act! I can't memorize this shit!"
"Well, we could improve this shit, Baby cakes. Rawrrr…" Angel said with the same tone before Husk pushed him away and downed a bottle of alcohol.
"Husk, come on." Vaggie said with annoyance.
Back at the Heaven embassy
"So I was playin' this gig, and for some fucking reason this virtue chick was diggin' on the drummer, and it's like, do you know who I am? I'm fuckin' Adam! I'm the original dick! All dicks descend from me! You think you want drummer dick? No way, I'm the Dick-fuckin' master!" He said, much to Charlie's annoyance and Lute secret frustration as he ate sloppy and continued. "So anyway, we fucked, and it was awesome. So, what'd you do this weekend?"
Charlie became a bit surprised. "Wait, your name is Adam? Like, the 1st Man Adam? That means you– Oohhh… That explains so much."
Adam made a rock sign. "I know. I fucking rock."
"Well, Adam, sir. Mr. Adam, Sir."
"Call me Dickmaster." Adam told her.
"Adam, you seem like a smart– Well, stand up guy." Charlie started.
"Uh-huh."
"And I know you are the leader of the angels. And you are a big thinker! A revolutionary, a–a genius!"
"Well, I mean, your words, babe."
"Who would really love to put his name on something."
"Fucking love putting my name on shit! Shit's the best!"
"It's a solution to all our biggest problem."
"Oh, herpes! Yeah, that's a bitch!"
"No! It's our biggest problem."
"Oh, uh… Ugly people? Math?" Adam guessed like an idiot, getting Charlie and Lute annoyed, though she kept it secret. "Global warming? Nah, that's Earth's problem. Umm…"
Back at the hotel
Niffty was trying to stab a bug but missed as she repeated. "Hehehe. Stab. Stab. Stab."
But Vaggie stopped her by kneeling down and getting on her knees. "Alright, Niffty. Niffty? Niffty! Your line is "We have the cleanest rooms." Okay?"
Niffty became excited. "Got it. I'm ready."
Vaggie held her camera at Niffty. "Action."
But strangely, Niffty's eye grew a bit and her pupil got smaller, as if she was in a hypnotized state while Vaggie and Angel were a bit dumbfounded.
"Uhh…cut." Vaggie said.
That seemed to bring Niffty out of her hypnosis. "How was that?"
"Well Niffty, you actually have to say the line. So let's roll again." Vaggie told her.
"Okay." Niffty said with excitement.
"Action." Vaggie said while filming the small Cyclops demon again.
But it only brought Niffty back into her hypnotic state, making Angel tell Vaggie. "You're doing great, Vagina."
Vaggie got a bit frustrated. "Cut! All right, um, maybe we can try to fix it in post."
"Do you even know what that means?" Angel asked.
"I'll figure it out!" Vaggie said angrily.
A bit later, in another room
Vaggie was sitting in a chair in front of a static TV, trying to fix the film in post, but was unable to figure it out herself, making her groan in frustration. "Fuck, I need a cigarette right now." She said before getting out her pack and pulling out a cigarette, putting it between her lips and using her lighter to light up as she took a drag and blew out the smoke, relaxing her a bit.
Alastor then appeared behind her and asked mockingly. "Well, it seems like you're having a bit of trouble there, hmm?"
"Ugh, este pendejo… Why are you even here?" Vaggie asked before taking another drag from her cigarette and blowing out the smoke.
"For the entertainment." Alastor answered as he he sat down for a second. "I came here because I love seeing wasteful souls struggle to accomplish something meaningful and fail spectacularly. Like you are doing now. Good job!"
Vaggie, with her cigarette between her lips, picked up the camera and pointed it at the Radio Demon as she stood up. "And here is Alastor, the egocentric piece of shit that–
But the camera malfunctioned as she did so as it glowed green, making her drop it in fright, but she thankfully kept her cigarette between her lips. "I wouldn't try that, my dear. This face was made for radio." Alastor said, turning his face into radio features to prove his point.
Vaggie got a bit mad, taking a drag from her cigarette, inhaling and blowing out the smoke from her nose. "That's it! I don't care who or what you are. If you're staying here, you're gonna make this work! Because it won't be so "entertaining" to watch over an empty hotel will it, shitass?!"
Alastor understood that, as it would ruin his ultimate plan for the future. "Fair enough. I'll tell you what. Let's make a deal."
But Vaggie, knowing the Radio Demon's rep, didn't trust him for good reason. "Please, you think I'm that stupid to make a deal with a demon like you?"
But Alastor explained. "Not for your soul, just a simple deal. I do this for you, and you never ask me to engage with this frivolous television technology ever again. Or…Charlie can come back to absolutely nothing. Your choice."
Vaggie, taking a final drag from her cigarette and blowing out the smoke before putting it out in her ashtray on the table, nodded in acceptance. "Fine."
Vaggie then gave Alastor the camera and used his powers before he made the camera disappear. "Now, then." He said while using his power to make the others and several shadow demons appear before he changed their appearances, with the exception of Husk.
"Alright, everyone…" Vaggie said as her appearance changed too. "Let's make a fucking commercial."
Back at the Heaven embassy
Charlie was still annoyed as Adam kept rambling on like an idiot. "When you take her out for the 5th time and she still expects to pay the check, but you're like, "Hey, I thought you wanted equality!"
Charlie was as frustrated as Vaggie would get. "No! Our shared problem of overpopulation in Hell!" But saw that Adam's second hand was unfocused even with her mask on, as if she was focused on something else than this meeting.
"Ohh! Well, that's not a problem! We got that covered!" Adam said before asking a mentally frustrated Lute. "Lute, how many demons did you kill this year?"
Lute stepped up but remembered that she had killed not 1 sinner, as she was fighting Velvette and having sex with her the whole time. So, she quickly lied about how many. "275 this year, Sir."
Adam seemed to believe that and was impressed. "275! Wow, Badass! Awesome job, Danger Tits! Pound it!" Before Lute did a reluctant fist bump with him.
Charlie seemed to notice that something was wrong with Lute, as unknown to her, the Exorcist lieutenant's mind was still constantly on Velvette, almost obsessively at this point. So the princess asked her with concern. "Hey…Lute, is it? Is something wrong? Are you alright?"
But Lute responded angrily. "That's none of your damn business, princess!"
But Adam began to wonder what Lute's big deal was. 'Why the fuck is Danger Tits all defensive? Ah, who cares? Whatever it is, I'll set her straight by sticking my fingers and dick up her tight little asshole 'cause I'm the DICKMASTER AND THE FUCKIN' MAN!'
But, despite keeping what she noticed about this Lute angel in her mind, she got back to the matter at hand. "Uh, no, not awesome. Those are my people, you know that, right?"
But Adam was indifferent about the situation due to his god complex and self-absorption. "Ohhh, yeah… That must suck for you, huh? HAHAHAHAHA!"
"But these are souls." Charlie tried to protest. Human souls, just the same as the ones you have up in heaven, right?"
"They're not the same." Lute told her. "They had their chance and they earned damnation."
But Charlie believed otherwise. "You're wrong. Sinners made mistakes, sure, but everyone makes mistakes."
"Angels don't make mistakes." Lute said, but lying to herself, as she still believed that her sleeping with that Overlord was a mistake, despite part of her saying otherwise.
"You really think that?" Charlie said, detecting a small amount of lying in Lute's statement.
"I know that." She said, still lying to herself but wouldn't admit it despite part of her still saying otherwise.
"Yeah, I've never made a mistake in my fuckin' life." Adam said with his self-absorption kicking in despite him making every mistake there was in creation multiple times and believed himself untouchable due to being the 1st human on Earth and his god complex.
But then, Lute added. "The only reason you're still here is because Daddy got you and your Hellborn-kind a pardon from an exorcist blade. How does that feel? To know how little you matter." She taunted, despite having those same feelings herself in the past and still did even now.
Adam wanted to end this meeting now and said. "Ooops, almost out of time. Guess we should get into it–"
But Charlie decided to try out her ultimate trump card and stood up and walked close to them and said as she used her magic to conjure up papers she drew earlier. "Oh! Fuck!- I've got a lot to get through , and not a lot of time and I feel like you weren't really hearing me before, so here goes!" Before she started singing while showing the papers.
I know Hell's population is out of control
It's a bad situation, it's taking a toll
If we rehab these sinners and cleanse all their souls at my Hazbin Hotel
"Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself! Right Extermination."
I know you guys fly down just to kill once a year
And it must be annoying to schlep all the way here
If they join you in heaven that trip disappears
You can wave that chore farewell
It'll be a happy day in–
But Adam interrupted her, while Lute was strangely interested in seeing this Hazbin Hotel for herself.
Let me stop you right there. Save us all precious time
"Okay." Charlie said.
If what you're suggesting is letting them climb
Up the ladder oh, they'd rather cross the Pearly Gates
Sorry, sweetie, but there's no defying their fates
Adam then stood up and jumped on the desk.
'Cause Hell is forever whether you like it or not
Had their chance to behave. Better they boil in the pot
'Cause the rules are black and white
There's no use in tryin' to fight it
They're burnin' for their lives until we kill 'em again
"Okay." Charlie said with worry. "But–"
Let's just try to chillax, babe
You're wasting your breath
"Hehe." Charlie laughed nervously.
Did I hear you imply that they don't deserve death
Are they winners, are they sinners
'Cause it's cut and dry
"Well, actually if you take a look–" Charlie tried to say before being interrupted again.
Fair is fair, an eye for an eye
And when all's said and done
There's the question of fun
And for us those of us with Divine ordainment
Extermination is entertainment
Guitar solo, fuck yeah
"Ugh…" Charlie tried to say but Adam just continued.
Hell is forever whether you like it or not
Had their chance to behave better. Better they boil in the pot
'Cause the rules are black and white
There's no use in tryin' to fight it
They're burnin' for their lives until we kill 'em again
Fuckin' Hell is forever. And it's meant to suck a lot
So give up your dumb endeavor 'cause you don't got a shot
Charlie was getting angry and she turned into her partial demon form while Adam continued.
Long as I've got your attention, I guess I should probably mention
That we've made the Determination to move up the next Extermination
"What?!" Charlie asked as she saw Adam show a paper that said "Fuck you, I do what I want".
Can't wait a whole year to slaughter those little cunts
I know it's been a week, but we'll be back in 8 months
Adam grabbed Charlie and threw her out as she tried to protest 1 more time. "Um, wait, didn't you–" Before the doors closed as Adam was still looking arrogant and egotistical and smug as Charlie got a bit frustrated and banged on the door. "Awh, shit!"
Later, at the hotel
Charlie sadly walked inside before Vaggie happily ran up to her. "Charlie!" She said as she embraced her girlfriend. "How did it go? Did they listen?"
Charlie was unsure of what to say. "Oh, um… They sure did…hear it. But, um…"
But Vaggie happily told her. "Oh! Come here. We have something exciting to show you!" Before walking her girlfriend to the lobby and sitting down on the couch in front of the TV where the whole gang was sitting and waiting as well and the 2 girlfriends joined them. "Alastor pulled some strings, and it's about to air!"
"I pulled a few limbs too! Hahaha!" Alastor said with modesty.
Charlie realized what that meant. "Wait! The commercial? You all made a new one?"
"Yeah, 1 of my better performances, if I do say so myself." Angel said proudly.
Charlie became teary eyed with happiness. "That's amazing."
But Angel put a hand on her mouth. "Shhh…it's starting!"
"Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel." The changed clothes Vaggie said before the TV turned to static, making everyone mad before the channel changed to the news and Katie Killjoy appeared on screen.
"Breaking news in Hell today! We have just received word from the Heaven embassy that the next Extermination is happening a little sooner than ever before. Do you know what that means, Tom?"
"No. What does that mean, Katie?"
"It means we're all royally fucked!" Killjoy answered before the screen showed the time on the Extermination clock change from 334 to 243!
"Wait… What? Why?!" Angel asked with surprise.
Meanwhile, with Lute
The Exorcist lieutenant, still curious about the hotel, was in a disguise, consisting of a black cloak and a hood, had easily snuck inside, using her wings to get to the top floor and entering through a window. After getting inside, she explored the hotel, seeing many different rooms but very comfortable looking and had everything normal hotel rooms had, from nice beds, nightstands, even TV, radio and Internet equipment that wouldn't be set up for when guests checked in. But they also had a snack cabinet and very nice bathrooms with great bathing supplies.
"I gotta admit, even I'd stay in a nice hotel like this." Lute admitted to herself. "Maybe even…with her…and even fuck with her. Maybe even…bring Emily here too." She said before shaking her head to clear her mind of those thoughts. "Argh! Fuck! Why can't I stop thinking about that sinner Overlord?! What is wrong with me?! I should be…disgusted with myself, not obsessing about that night!"
But when she heard someone coming, she quickly opened a window and flew out, getting away as Alastor came in and saw a black figure flying away. "Hmmm…interesting." He said with a sinister grin before disappearing into the shadows.
Meanwhile, in Charlie's and Vaggie's room
The princess of Hell and her girlfriend/lover were getting into their night clothes, with Charlie telling her dear Vaggie about Adam and his asshole personality, but also telling her about Lute. "It seemed like…Lute was…distracted by something. Adam barely noticed it, but I did. She seemed to be…thinking about something else. Something that she's…probably obsessing over."
Vaggie was a bit surprised but told her sweet Charlie. "Charlie, you shouldn't be thinking about her. She's probably almost as bad as that asshole Adam. If she's obsessed with something or someone, she's probably faking it to catch someone off guard and think of another excuse to lower the Extermination schedule. Don't let her deceive you, babe."
Charlie listened to her Vaggie but kept what happened with Lute in the back of her mind for now. "Yeah, I guess you're right." She said before getting in bed. "Gonna join me, sweetie?" She asked, tapping on the pillow that was Vaggie's.
"In a few minutes. Just need to smoke my before bed cigarette, and I'll be right there." Vaggie said, getting out a cigarette and lighter.
Charlie didn't judge, as she knew her girlfriend had taken up smoking cigarettes after they'd 1st met, as she'd never been 1 to judge considering that it wouldn't kill her with lung cancer. "Okay. Come to bed afterwards."
Vaggie smiled before reaching out her pack to Charlie. "Sure you don't wanna smoke with me, babe?"
But Charlie politely declined. "I appreciate the offer, Vaggie, but you know I don't smoke. But I'll wait up for you."
Vaggie chuckled and put her cigarette in her mouth. "Don't worry about it, babe. See you in a few." Before going on the balcony and lighting up her cigarette, taking a drag before blowing out the smoke. 'I don't know what's wrong with you, Lute, but I'm not going to let you deceive my sweet Charlie just so you can kill her! I swear, bitch, if you try anything to hurt her, I will fucking kill you and that shitass Adam, I fucking swear it!' She thought before taking another drag from her cigarette, inhaling and blowing out the smoke from her nose and keeping it between her lips while watching the sky.
Meanwhile, in heaven at Lute's apartment
After smoking her evening cigarette, Lute was in bed, dreaming about Velvette while tossing and turning and sweating.
In Lute's dream
Lute saw that she was still in her own bed, thinking she had woken up before she laid down and tried to sleep again. "Fuck! Why can't I stop thinking about that sinner Overlord?! Why?! Why?! Fucking Why?! If anyone…anyone found out…"
But suddenly, Velvette appeared beside her, completely naked as she assured her while touching and rubbing her arm. "It's alright, luv. Don't worry, it'll be our little secret." She said soothingly before kissing her cheek twice, causing Lute to turn over and she wrapped her arms around her and they began kissing lustfully and lovingly before the Exorcist angel got on top, changed her vagina into her 8 inch erect cock and began thrusting hard, fast and deep into her as much as she wanted it while everything fell away until all there was were the 2 lovers fucking in their bed wildly, passionately and…even lovingly.
In the reel world
Lute woke up in another cold sweat with a gasp. And as she caught her breath, she saw that her bed was soaked with her juices and her fingers were in her pussy, realizing that she'd masturbated in her sleep. She took her fingers out of her pussy and looked at her index and middle fingers, seeing them covered with her juices.
"No! No! No, heaven, no!" Lute yelled while smashing her pillow as tears came from her eyes.
There you go, my dear friends, Overture is complete. Next will be Radio killed the Video Star, with Lute meeting Velvette again and maybe Emily appearing again. And trust me, I have big plans for her as well.
Hope you enjoyed the chapter. Rate and review and I will see you all next time, my dear friends.