This is a comedic short film about what Seinfeld would be like if it took place in the MCU in 2008, 2012,2016, 2018, and 2023.
I don't own Seinfeld nor the MCU. Seinfeld was produced by Castle Rock and West Shapiro Productions under the Columbia Tri-Star Pictures company and written by Larry David. The MCU universe was created by Walt Disney and Kevin Feige and James Gunn.
Seinfeld/Redux
October 2008
"I can't believe Tony told me I can't perform my routine at his Halloween party next weekend if I don't wear a costume!" complains Jerry.
"Well it is a Halloween party after all, Jerry!" says George. "He is after all Iron Man and owner of one of the largest technology companies in the world." He says chuckling
. "Yeah, a company that used make weapons for terrorists!" Says Kramer. "But still, these Stark Industries rocket boots I got from this guy on the Dark Web are awesome. They are going to be the wave of the future guys!
"Kramer! I can't believe you! You said you had weren't going to buy them!" Complains Elaine. "Promise me you won't wear them to Tony's Halloween party okay? You can't let my boss Pepper Potts find out or I will be fired from my job at Stark Industries Publishing Division! Also my date is his best friend James Rhodes, and he wouldn't like that either.
"Fine, fine! Says Kramer!
"Wait-you got invited to Starks Party without having to have a costume? Asks Jerry.
Kramer,George, and Elaine didn't know what to say. "Jerry, I hate to tell you this, but Tony doesn't like you!" Says Kramer.
"What do you mean he doesn't like me? What did I ever do to him?" Asks Jerry.
"We didn't want to tell you because it would hurt your feelings!" says George." By the way, I have to get going, I have a date with Andrea Potts, Pepper Potts's mother."
George heads out the door. All of a sudden, Newman comes barging in
"Oh hello, Newman!" Jerry says sneering.
George turns around and says, "This is why he doesn't like you! You're mean to Newman, Tony's mailman!" says George!
"What!?! You can't be serious, Newman are you really Tony Stark's mailman? He doesn't like me because I'm mean to you, is that why he's making me wear a costume just to perform my standup?
"Yes indeed I am, hahaha, which is bad for you Jerry! But I'm not here for that I'm here to let you know that Tony's boss, some director of some military thing called S.H.I.E.L.D is after Kramer because of those black market rocket boots he got off the Dark Web! He's a big guy with an eye patch!"
"Oh no, I gotta get out of here!" and with that Kramer clips heels together and flies through the roof of the apartment complex making ceiling tiles come down. While the voices and roar of QuinJets and can be heard as well as yelling.
"Damn you Kramer! Yells Jerry!
"Well I guess I gotta got back to Pendent Publishing, says Elaine exasperated.