Here we are with the third story in this saga. This time, I'm aiming for this one to be the best. I figured I could have it take place after the previous chapter. And to answer that one guest review in my Scent-Imental Soulmate story, that was just a one-shot. Here we go.
Team Rocket returned to the Pokémon world to obtain the proper equipment from their base.
"So, what's this about an ACME Acres?" Asked their boss, Giovanni.
"It's a long story, sir." James explained. "But to keep it brief, we need gear that can destroy toons."
Giovanni held his hand to his chin.
"Toons, eh?" He asked. "I'll have a word with some toon mafias I know. They've got some things that will make them into ex-toons."
"Perfect." Smiled Cassidy. "And we've been hearing about this Retnuh person."
"Ah yes, Retnuh." Said Giovanni. "I know all about Retnuh. We went to crime school together, but he ended up graduating on the first day."
"How did he graduate in just one day of crime school?" Meowth asked, in astonishment.
"If I could list every bad action he did that day, we would be here for way too long." Giovanni replied. "Now wait here while I make some phone calls."
As Team Rocket waited for the deliveries, Brock and Misty saw the news, saw Ash in ACME Acres, and met up at the train station to visit him.
"So what is this ACME Acres?" Asked Misty.
"From what I heard, it's a very wacky place." Brock replied. "Could you imagine if Pikachu found a girlfriend here that isn't Dawn's Buneary?"
"Let's visit them and find out." Misty replied.
As the two of them got into the train to ACME Acres, the mafia crew Giovanni called, along with Retnuh, came to the headquarters. Not only them, but Annie and Oakley have come as well, having been broken out of prison.
"We've got the stuff that'll destroy those toons." Said mafia member 1.
"Toons?" Queried Annie. "What is a toon?"
"It's kind of a life form that is able to perform actions that defy the laws of physics such as walking on air and pulling whatever out of absolutely nowhere." Explained Oakley.
"And I've heard that there's some Pokémon here." Smiled Retnuh. "I've got one of my own."
Retnuh took out a Pokeball, and opened it. To the surprise of Team Rocket, it was Darkrai.
"How did you manage to catch a Darkrai?!" Exclaimed Jessie.
"I have my ways." Smiled Retnuh.
"I have my methods on tormenting those you call toons." Said Darkrai. "Come, we have work to do."
"One more thing." Said Giovanni. "When things get rough, call me. I'll be there soon to cause some... shock."
Meanwhile, it was after the day at ACME Looniversity. Fifi and her Primarina were both covering Pikachu in kiss marks. Fifi's kiss marks were pink, while Primarina's were a lighter pink like her nose and starfish. Pikachu's eyes were hearts as he was covered in the kiss marks.
"Didn't know you caught a Primarina, Fifi." Said Furrball, walking past while holding a present box.
"I deed last night." Said Fifi. "What 'ave vou got zhere, Furrball?"
"I caught a Pokémon that I'm planning on gifting to Shirley." Said Furrball.
An Eevee poked it's head out of the present box.
"An Eevee?" Asked Pikachu. "Shirley will love that."
"I'm sure she will." Furrball replied. "Also, since Pokémon have come to ACME Acres, Calamity decided to start a business selling Pokémon translators."
"Eet looks like I'll be buying one from heem shortly." Fifi replied. "Now zhat I 'ave my own Primarina, I can use a translator so zhat I can talk to eet."
"Hey Pikachu!" Called Ash. "You'll never believe who just arrived here!"
Ash took a few steps to the side, revealing, much to Pikachu's surprise, Misty and Brock.
"Misty! Brock!" Pikachu exclaimed.
Upon hearing Pikachu talk, both Brock and Misty were visibly shocked.
"Pikachu learned to talk?!" Exclaimed Brock.
"Actually, it's from that translator." Clarified Ash. "When we first arrived, Calamity gave Pikachu that so we could understand him."
"Is this Calamity able to make translators for other Pokémon?" Misty asked, hopefully.
"Yeah." Ash replied. "As a matter of fact, I saw him making a business making and then selling them."
Suddenly, Fifi let out a loud happy squeal of joy.
"Peekachu, I just got a postcard!" She said. "My family ees coming to visit moi."
"That's great!" Pikachu replied, excitedly. "But, won't they be bothered about you living in a car by yourself?"
"Oh, zhat." Fifi replied. "Well, eet ees quite a long story. Vou see, zhe car belonged to mon father before 'e and mon mozher divorced after I was born and mon sister was starting school. Zhey were going to reconcile, but my fazher was murdered one day. In 'ees will, 'e left mon mozher zhe Cadillac, which she gifted to moi when I enrolled een ACME Loo. Zhat ees why I live in zhar car."
Pikachu listened to every word of Fifi's story.
"Oh my..." Said Pikachu. "That's so sad."
"I know." Fifi replied. "Mon family consist of Mon mozher Charlotte, and mon older sister Elise."
"Is your sister as love-loving as you are?" Ash asked.
"Well, she does 'ave a fiancée." Replied Fifi. "Zhey met at a cafe even Paris. Zhe name of mon sister's fiancée ees Genevieve. Zhey are not only planning zheir wedding, but zheir first child as well. Elise will be bringing Genevieve to meet moi."
"That's amazing!" Ash replied. "Tell you what, why don't you stay with us tonight? And tomorrow, we'll help you get your place ready for your family."
"Zhat would be wonderful!" Fifi replied, as Pikachu leapt into her arms.
"Me and Brock will be staying in another room at the hotel." Said Misty.
"Oh, that reminds me." Said Pikachu. "Misty, Brock, this is my girlfriend, Fifi."
"Bonjour." Greeted Fifi.
"It's so nice to meet you." Said Misty.
"Pikachu... got a girlfriend... before me?" Brock stammered. "I am so jealous!"
"Calm down, Brock." Said Ash. "You'll find a girlfriend soon."
"Ooh, is that a Primarina?" Misty asked when she saw Fifi's Primarina.
"Oui, I caught eet last night." Said Fifi. "And I taught eet to be affectionate to Peekachu so zhat 'e can receive more love. I find eet cute when I cover 'im een kees marks."
Everyone chuckled, even Brock. Fifi got a translator for her Primarina.
"Thank you, Fifi." Said her Primarina. "This will make so many things easier."
"Merci, Calamity." Fifi smiled. "Now zhen, Primarina, let us go over some future potential battle strategies."
Meanwhile, Furrball presented his gift to Shirley, who was happy, excited, and ecstatic when she saw the Eevee.
"Awww, Furrball!" Shirley happily exclaimed when Furrball presented his present. "You totally got an Eevee for me?"
"I discovered that Eevees can evolve into various evolutions." Said Furrball. "Perhaps you could evolve yours into an Espeon since it's a psychic type like you."
Shirley began hugging Furrball happily.
"This was totally sweet of you fer sure!" She said. "Like, not even Pl-ucky or Fowlmouth did something like this for me!"
She picked up the Eevee Furrball got her. The Eevee looked at Shirley with a cute smile, and began rubbing its head on the bottom of her chin.
"Look, Shirley. It likes you." Said Furrball.
Shirley began to gently hug her new Eevee.
"Like, we're gonna have so much fun together fer sure." She said to it. "Toons and Pokémon can totally co-exist."
Later that evening in ACME Acres, Team Rocket and Retnuh returned to ACME Acres to execute their plan. Retnuh sent out his Darkrai.
"Alright Darkrai, let's have a bit of fun by frightening these toons." Chuckled Retnuh. "The rest of you should get started on that device."
"We are way ahead of you." Said Jessie. "Let's see them take on all seven of us Team Rocket agents."
"Darkrai, you know what to do." Smiled Retnuh.
Darkrai nodded in agreement before flying above ACME Acres. Darkrai began to summon a dark aura which covered all of ACME Acres, turning the residents' dreams into nightmares. Examples being of Plucky's dream of being a mega star turning into a nightmare of him becoming old news and being replaced by Babs and Buster.
"Even in my dreams I'm in their shadow!" Cried Plucky.
Another example is Fifi's dream of her on a romantic date with Pikachu to turn into a nightmare of him dumping her and embarrassing her by dumping a plate of spaghetti on her head.
"I never loved you!" Laughed Pikachu in Fifi's nightmare. "You're a stinky, smelly skunk who will never find true love!"
Fifi cried on her nightmare. She was about to wake up (same for everyone else from the nightmares they were having) when a gold aura began to surround ACME Acres, and all the nightmares turned back into good dreams. In Plucky's dream, Buster and Babs were discarded and Plucky became more famous than before.
"Serves you right, rabbits!" Cackled Plucky.
In Fifi's dream, the Pikachu in it was revealed to be Johnny Pew disguised as Pikachu, and the real Pikachu came and electrocuted Johnny before presenting Fifi a lovely bouquet of red roses and planting the most romantic kiss on Fifi's lips that she has ever experienced.
"Ooh La La!" Fifi exclaimed, romantically. "Oh Peekachu, I knew vou lahved moi!"
Team Rocket and Retnuh saw the gold aura and looked confused.
"What's going on?!" Butch demanded.
"I don't know, Bond." James replied.
"The name is Butch!" Snapped Butch. "It's Butch, and you know it!"
Suddenly, they saw a strange shape approach them. The shape revealed itself to be Cresselia.
"It's Cresselia!" Exclaimed Cassidy.
"First Latios and Latias, then Darkrai, and now Cresselia?" Questioned Annie. "Wow, getting out of that prison was more than beneficial."
"I know your plans." Cresselia said, much to the shock of everyone else. Even Retnuh looked surprised. "Know that you will be foiled. If not by me, or my allies, but the residents of this town, along with-"
"No spoilers!" Meowth interrupted. "And what allies?"
"Allies like these." Replied Cresselia.
Suddenly, they felt the wind rush by. To the surprise of the antagonists (especially Annie and Oakley), Latios and Latias appeared on each side of Cresselia.
"Latios? Latias?" Queried Annie.
"Didn't Latios die when we went to Altomare?" Oakley asked. "How are you here?"
"The soul in the Soul Dew I have left has encountered a special kind of Pokémon." Explained Latios. "These kinds of Pokémon are able to control souls between the living and dead. They restored my soul to the living, and restored my father's soul, returning it as the Soul Dew in Altomare."
"And before either of you get any ideas, allow me to inform you that you both are blacklisted from Altomare after you nearly destroyed the place." Latias added. "Not to mention to you tried to drown me, Ash, and his Pikachu!"
"Wow, you know how to bare a grudge." Oakley scoffed.
"Know that you will not get far when there is this much power against you." Cresselia warned. "Especially the love between Fifi and Pikachu, which has become stronger than you could ever believe."
The three psychic legendaries were gone.
"If that's true, then we'll need to find and catch some legendaries." Said James.
"Where do we even start?" Asked Cassidy.
"Leave that to me." Smiled Retnuh. "There are legendaries hidden in this land, and k can track every single one. Follow me."
Retnuh lead the Team Rocket recruits away as everyone in ACME Acres slept peacefully after experiencing their dreams-turned-nightmares-turned-dreams-again.
The next day, Bugs Bunny was teaching a special class today in ACME Looniversity.
"Legendary Pokémon!" He announced.
Ash and Pikachu were surprised at this lesson. They've met their fair share of legendary Pokémon throughout their adventures. Entei, Celebi, Lugia, Girantina, Victini, Diancie, the list goes on.
"There are all sorts of legendary Pokémon out there." Said Bugs. "Big legendaries, small legendaries, legendaries that spoke in their movies, legendaries that didn't speak in their movies, it goes on."
Ash raised his hand.
"What is it, Ash?" Bugs asked.
"Mr Bunny, sir, I have met quite a lot of legendary Pokémon in my adventures in the regions." Said Ash.
"Well, that's mighty handy." Bugs replied. "Come on up and tell us about your encounters with them."
Ash walked to the front of the class and began to talk about his various encounters with legendary Pokémon. As Ash gave his stories, Furrball heard a tapping on a window. He turned to the window to discover Mew staring at him through the window. Furrball looked amazed as Mew pointed to the window, instructing him to open it.
"Wow..." Furrball whispered.
He opened the window and Mew quickly turned invisible before flying into the room.
"Eh, lettin' in some air, Furrball?" Bugs asked.
Furrball was about to say that he saw Mew outside, when Mew, who was still invisible, began lifting Furrball into the air. He flew around the room, much to the amazement of everyone else. Even Shirley looked amazed to see her boyfriend fly around the room.
"Furrball, like, what are you doing?" Shirley asked.
"I'm not doing this voluntarily!" Furrball exclaimed.
When Mew made itself visible, everyone in the classroom, including Pikachu and Ash, looked shocked.
"Mew, it's been a while." Pikachu said.
Mew recognised Ash and Pikachu and looked visibly overjoyed.
"It's been a long time, you two." Mew said.
Everyone, Ash and Pikachu especially, looked even more shocked when they heard Mew speak.
"I have finally managed to speak in this new world." Continued Mew. "This blue cat here would make a good ally against the evils that approach."
"What evils?" Ash asked.
"I can explain." Said Mewtwo, levitating into the classroom. "Various humans and an anthro fox have formed an alliance."
"Anthro fox?" Queried Buster, before realizing who Mewtwo was talking about. "Oh no..."
"Could it be...?" Babs asked.
"WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW!" Plucky bellowed upon figuring out that it's Retnuh.
"I won't let any of them hurt Furrball!" Sweetie yelled, darting over to Furrball and tightly hugging his neck.
"Silence!" Boomed Mewtwo. "They may be forming an alliance, but we can as well. We need all the help we can get."
Suddenly, they heard a car outside. Fifi recognised the car's horn.
"My family!" She exclaimed.
Outside of the car came three skunkettes. Fifi's mother, Fifi's sister, and the sister's fiancée. Fifi's mother, Charlotte, was a purple skunkette with a long green dress and hair that's a lighter pink like TTL Fifi's, except it reachers her shoulders.
Fifi's sister, Elise, had pink fur and dusty pink hair that was tied in a ponytail. She was wearing pink heart earrings and was wearing a blue shirt with a light blue skirt.
And finally was Elise's fiancée, Genevieve. Genevieve was a white skunkette with a long black stripe on her back and tail. Her hair was light blue like her eyeliner. She was wearing a long purple dress that reached her ankles, white diamond earrings, long light purple gloves, and was wearing a gold necklace with a ruby in the middle of it.
"Fifi!" Called Charlotte. "We are 'ere!"
"Mozher, Elise, Genevieve, we are een danger!" Fifi exclaimed. "Zhere are legendary Pokémon around! As well as Retnuh!"
Pikachu came to Fifi's side and held her hand.
"I will protect you." He said to her. "Whatever legendary there is, even the ones that are ground types, I will protect you."
Fifi gratefully scooped Pikachu in her arms in a hug.
"Vou are always zhere for moi." She said, lovingly. "Ever since vou first came 'ere, vou 'ave been zhe perfect one for moi."
"Fifi, ees zhat your new boyfriend vou told us about een your letters?" Asked Charlotte.
"Oui." Said Fifi. "Zhis ees Peekachu. Peekachu first came 'ere wizh 'is trainer, Ash, and Peekachu 'as been mon petit spark plug ever since."
Pikachu gave Fifi a kiss on the cheek, causing her to blush and giggle.
"If you two are done with the love fest, we've got to figure out a way to stop Team Rockets and that Retnuh palooka!" Plucky yelled.
"Do not worry, green duck." Said Mew. "Leave everything to me. I've got some friends who will help us."
Meanwhile, Retnuh and the Team Rocket agents have managed to find various legendaries with Retnuh's aid. The legendaries they have recruited were Darkrai, Girantina, Yveltal, Guzzlord, Deoxys, Eternatus, Moltress, Articuno, Zapdos, Raikou, Entei, Suicune, and Groudon.
"Perfect." Retnuh schemed. "With these legendaries, we can crush those toons. Is the machine ready yet?"
"All done." Announced Annie, revealing what looked like a giant laser cannon. "One blast with this, and the toon that's blasted will lose any tooniness, rendering them vulnerable to normal attacks."
"Uhh, Retnuh?" Inquired James. "You do know that you're supposed to use one Pokémon at a time, right? It's part of the Pokémon league rules. Not to mention, you can only carry six Pokémon at a time."
Retnuh turned to James with a malevolent grin on his face.
"I don't follow any rules except my own." He said. "If they send someone after me, I'll handle them by myself or with our new allies."
"I don't know why we didn't recruit this guy sooner." Oakley said, admiring Retnuh's evilness.
"Hey Retnuh, what can ya do about that purple skunk?" Meowth asked.
"Let's just say that I have a little present for her." Retnuh smiled. "I want to see her face the moment I show her."
"What could it possibly be?" Jessie asked, curiously.
"Oh, you'll see." Chuckled Retnuh.
The villains suddenly heard an explosion above them. They looked up and saw a stick of dynamite with bat wings flying above them.
"Is that dynamite with wings?" Butch asked.
"Looks like it, Biff." Replied Cassidy.
"It's Butch, not Biff!" Snarled Butch.
What surprised the Team Rocket members was Elmyra walking towards them in her new attire.
"You again?" Asked Jessie. "What do you want now?"
"The Elmyra you once knew is gone." Elmyra replied. "From now on, I am Baroness Toonenstein. And I seek revenge against that mouse for wrecking my plans of getting new pets, as well as all the fuzzy animals for refusing to be my pets!"
"You know, it's rather surprising that you want to work with me." Said Retnuh.
"I'll handle you when I'm done with the rest of the animals, you mean killer fox man." Growled Elmyra.
"Sure you will." Scoffed Retnuh.
Back with the others, Mew and Mewtwo have assembled legendaries as well. Aside from them, there was Cresselia, Latios, Latias, Lugia, Xerneas, Celebi, Kyogre, and the entire Swords of Justice team which consisted of Keldeo, Cobalion, Terrakion, and Virizion.
"I cannot believe we're seeing this many legendaries at once!" Exclaimed Brock.
"After everything we've seen, this might be the biggest thing yet." Added Misty.
"Thank you all for coming." Said Mew. "I have called you all here because various villains have assembled legendary Pokémon to attack this town."
"Among those villains are the two thieves who have almost destroyed Altomare by resurrecting the two evil Pokémon and destroying the original Soul Dew." Added Latios.
"I remember that." Said Misty. "I won the Tour de Altomare."
"Also among them is Retnuh, the bane of every toon's existence since seriousness and those Teen Titan wannabes who spread bad messages to its viewers." Added Buster.
"It is clear that they will not stop until all toon life here is eradicated." Added Mewtwo. "With our combined forces, we could put a stop to each of them."
"Mewtwo, are you able to use your psychic abilities to figure out which legendary Pokémon they recruited?" Asked Furrball.
"Yes." Said Mewtwo. "The one who recruited them was the hunter the blue rabbit has mentioned earlier. The legendaries he has recruited consist of Darkrai, Girantina, Yveltal, Guzzlord, Deoxys, Eternatus, Moltress, Articuno, Zapdos, Raikou, Entei, Suicune, and Groudon."
"Darkrai has tried to turn all your dreams into nightmares last night." Said Cresselia. "But I managed to prevent that, as I am capable of protecting people who Darkrai tries to inflict the nightmares on."
"You'd be handy when I want to have dreams of upstaging those rabbits." Plucky chuckled.
Cresselia didn't look amused.
"If that dream I had becomes a reality, it'll be good revenge for them pawning me off as the Easter Bunny to Elmyra." Plucky scowled to himself.
What Plucky didn't realize during his tirade is that Buster heard him. Hearing what Plucky said brought him back. It was wrong of him to do that when there could've been other ways to outsmart Elmyra. He quickly dashed away for something, then came back on a flash. He would have a little talk about what happened with Plucky later.
"Everyone, I would like to say something to all of you!"
"What is it, Pikachu?" Asked Primarina.
"Are vou announcing your engagement to Fifi?" Asked Elise.
"Too soon, Elise!" Fifi exclaimed, her face turning pink in embarrassment.
"What I want to say is I want to do all I can to protect this world and the inhabitants!" Pikachu announced. "Ever since me and Ash came here a few days ago, I've come to love this place. I learned so many things at ACME Looniversity, met all sorts of wacky new friends, and I've met the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, Fifi. We started dating ever since I saved her from Elmyra, and ever since that day, she's been the perfect girlfriend for me and I want to be there for her everyday. Listen to her, laugh with her, go on dates with her, and be a part of her life as much as I want her to be a part of mine."
Fifi heard Pikachu's words with a tear of happiness shedding from her eye.
"In order for this world to be safe, we need to work together and show them all what for!" Announced Pikachu. "Who is with me?!"
The crowd roared with agreement.
"Mew, are you able to track the Team Rocket members as well as Retnuh?" Pikachu asked.
"It appears that they are in a mountain from a distance from here." Mew replied. "I shall teleport us all there immediately. Everyone, be ready for a huge battle."
Mew teleported everyone to where the villains are.
Meanwhile, Team Rocket were watching them with binoculars.
"They just disappeared." Said James.
"Where did they go?" Asked Jessie.
"Probably to get away from you two bozos." Replied Meowth.
Before Jessie and James could bring the pain on Meowth, the protagonists teleported to their location.
"Stop right there, Team Rocket!" Misty and Brock yelled in unison. "Hey, I was supposed to say that! No you weren't! Yes I was! Stop saying the same thing I'm saying!"
"Enough!" Yelled Pikachu.
"Come on, you two!" Added Ash. "We all need to focus!"
"Prepare for trouble!" Jessie started.
"Make it double!" James added.
"Shut up, bozos." Retnuh said, bluntly.
"Of course vou would ally wizh Team Rocket, Retnuh!" Fifi exclaimed.
"What are you gonna do about it?" Taunted Retnuh. "Spray me with your stink?"
"Stench!" Fifi exclaimed. "Not stink, stench!"
"What, stink?" Taunted Retnuh.
"STENCH!" Fifi bellowed.
"Stink, stink, stink, stink-ity, stink-stink!" Retnuh cackled.
Fifi looked like she was ready to pummel Retnuh into the dirt.
"Oh, by the way, I have something for you." Retnuh smiled.
He threw what looked like a stuffed skunk in front of her. The skunk was purple like Fifi, except with circular glasses, a black suit with a white shirt and red necktie, white gloves, and a people moustache and beard. Fifi recognised the skunk and gasped. It was her father!
"FAZHER?!" Fifi screamed, her looks of anger now a look of utter horror.
"Exactly." Retnuh smiled, heartlessly. "His death pleased me quite a lot. And you know something else? I don't regret killing or stuffing him at all!"
Fifi could only look in horror as she stood before her father's stuffed body before she began shaking and tears filled her eyes. Everyone else was either horrified or just shocked, except Pikachu, who was giving a look of utter incandescent rage.
"あなたを殺すつもりだ!" Bellowed Pikachu. (This is Japanese for "I am going to kill you!").
"CHAAAAAAARGE!" Announced Buster.
The factions of both sides charged for battle. A lot of things happened in the battle, ranging from wacky antics with the toons to the epic battles with the Pokémon. Xerneas unleashed a moon blast onto Yveltal when it was planning to unleash Oblivion Wing which would've turned them into stone, Groudon and Kyogre constantly changed the weather back and forth between Sunny and raining, and Guzzlord used it's many mouths to grab large rocks and hurl them as weapons.
"You no match for Dizzy's appetite!" Dizzy exclaimed, after he spun through another rock.
Jessie and James tried to catch Little Beeper with a net-shooter.
"Hold still, you red chicken!" Jessie yelled.
Little Beeper used his speed to swipe James' belt, causing his pants to fall down, exposing his Team Rocket undergarments. James pulled up his pants in embarrassment.
"Gah, give that back you little twerp!" He screamed.
"Here you go." Smiled Little Beeper.
He threw the belt at James, which turned into a snake which began strangling Jessie and James in its coils. The two Team Rocket agents stumbled backwards as they struggled to get the snake off them.
"C-call the boss!" Jessie choked. "The twerp is in the crowd!"
"You twits!" Meowth exclaimed. "Must I do everything?!"
He drew his claws, ready to unleash a Fury Swipes attack, only for Calamity to fly past using a jet pack, and swipe the gold charm off Meowth's forehead.
"My charm!" Meowth cried. "Give me my charm!"
"You want it?" Calamity asked. "Here, take it!"
Calamity threw the charm above Meowth, and sprayed it with ACME growth serum, causing the charm to grow to be the size of a boulder. Meowth looked with horror before the oversized charm crushed him.
"You got the machine ready, Butch?" Cassidy asked.
"It's Butch, ya got it!" Butch yelled. "Oh, that's what you said. Yep, the machine is ready!"
"Perfect." Cassidy replied. "Now to wait for the perfect moment."
Suddenly, Buster and Babs appeared on both sides of Cassidy and Batch.
"IT'S BUTCH!" Butch bellowed.
After Bill broke the fourth wall, Babs and Buster began talking like news reporters.
"And now for lifestyles of the mediocre villains!" Announced Buster.
"Staring Cassidy and Bob the Builder!" Added Babs.
"You're not even trying not to mispronounce my name now!" Cried Butch.
"What is this?" Cassidy asked.
"A show that details lifestyles of mediocre villains." Said Buster.
"Mediocre?!" Exclaimed Cassidy. "We are not mediocre!"
"You're right, you're on fire." Babs replied.
"Finally, some recognition!" Said Butch, proudly.
Babs pointed Butch to the seat of his pants, which were on fire, as were Cassidy's. The two of them ran around the area, trying to put out the fires.
"The lie they told was them saying they are not mediocre." Chuckled Buster.
"This has been lifestyles of the mediocre villains." Said Babs. "Staring Cassidy and Botch."
"IT'S BUTCH!" Howled Butch.
Annie and Oakley were confronted by Latios and Latias.
"Remember me?" Latios asked. "The Pokémon you tortured and the one you caused the death of due to your actions?"
"Annie was the one who grabbed the gem!" Oakley protested.
"Hey, you were with me the entire time we were in Altomare!" Annie yelled.
"You could've talked me out of the whole thing!" Oakley yelled back.
"We were equal partners!" Annie screamed. "Even then, wasn't it you who operated that machine?!"
"ENOUGH!" Latios bellowed. "You both are as equally complicit!"
Annie and Oakley were just about to send out their Espeon and Ariados when Latios and Latias' eyes started to glow a purple-ish color. There was a flash, and Annie and Oakley just stood there.
"Uhh, where am I?" Annie asked.
"Wow, your hair is tied in circles." Said Oakley. "How did you do that?"
"I... don't know." Annie replied. "In fact, I don't even know my own name."
"Me neither." Oakley replied.
"Get the boss!" Jessie yelled, after she and James got the snake off her. "He said to call him when things get rough!"
"Already on it!" James replied, after the snake turned back into a belt.
After Giovanni was contacted, he was there in a flash. Furrball was about to attack Articuno when Giovanni's Persian pounced on him.
"Surprised to see me?" Giovanni asked, holding a glass of wine in his hand.
"It's Giovanni!" Exclaimed Ash.
"Please tell me he doesn't have his own boring motto." Buster groaned.
"Hey!" Yelled Jessie.
"No, I don't have a motto, what I do have is a fact that I plan to reveal right here and now." Said Giovanni.
"You're gonna fire Team Rocket?" Plucky asked.
"Your suit is made of monkey butts?" Babs asked.
"You got rid of the cartoons on Cartoon Network?" Buster asked.
"Darth Vader is Luke's father?" Hamton asked.
"Enough!" Snapped Giovanni. "What I have come to reveal is this!"
What Giovanni presented made Ash's blood freeze. It was a picture of himself and Delia Ketchum wearing wedding attires.
"Ash Ketchum is my son!" Giovanni announced. "I his father!"
There was a loud gasp of shock from everyone. Even Team Rocket looked surprised.
"Y-you're my father?" Ash asked.
"That's right." Said Giovanni. "I left your mother because you became too much for me to take care of. But now that you've grown and have become the Alola League champion, as well as the Pokémon champion, I'm willing to accept you as my son. Come, work for your family and your father."
Giovanni held out his arms for a hug. Rage built up inside Ash with every word that came out of Giovanni's mouth.
"You... are no father to me!" He yelled. "You lost your right to be called my father the moment you walked out on my mother! As the Pokémon champion, I will destroy you!"
"Then so be it!" Scoffed Giovanni. "You're worthless!"
He stepped away and addressed the remaining members of Team Rocket.
"Deal with them however you wish!" He said.
"Already on it, sir!" Said Cassidy. "Fire up the machine, Butch!"
"It's Butch, not-" Said Butch. "Oh, that's what you said!"
Butch pointed the toon-draining machine at Fifi, and fired. Fifi felt normal at first, until Girantina unleashed a powerful gust of wind which blew Fifi into the mountain. Pikachu watched in horror as Fifi stumbled to his feet.
"Fifi!" He yelled.
"Your girlfriend has lost her tooniness!" Cackled Jessie.
"And now for the rest of you twerps!" Added James.
As Team Rocket began blasting the other toons with the machine, Pikachu gently held Fifi in his arms. She looked weak from the pain.
"P-Peekachu?" Asked Fifi.
"Fifi, please." Pleaded Pikachu. "Without your tooniness, you and your friends could end up killed. I don't want anything bad to happen to you. We need you, they need you, I need you, I love you, you're more important to me than you could ever possibly imagine."
With utter romance on his body, Pikachu began planting the most romantic kiss he could muster into Fifi's lips. Fifi's eyes first turned to hearts, then her tail floofed, then her entire body became pink. Her injuries healed almost instantly. When Pikachu ended the kiss, Fifi leapt to her feet, and with a feeling of utter joy and romance in her body, she fought better than everyone else there. She lifted Groudon over her head like it was a beach ball and threw it onto Guzzlord.
"That must've been some kiss." Said Ash.
"Wow, Pikachu is already more romantic than me." Sighed Brock.
Fifi was not done yet. She constantly slapped Deoxys with it's own arms, threw Zapdos into Moltress and Articuno, used a giant mirror on Yveltal so it turned itself to stone, made Raikou, Entei, and Suicune into a giant hammer which she used to crush Girantina, and threw Eternatus all the way into orbit with just her big toe.
"Uhh, time to go, Biff!" Said Cassidy, nervously.
"It's Butch, the name is-" Butch yelled.
He was cut off by Fifi grabbing them with her tail.
"Time for vou to go, Cassidy and Beef!" Fifi yelled, before she flung them far into the distance.
"IT'S BUTCH!" Butch's voice echoed, as he and Cassidy were flung far away.
Fifi then turned her eyes towards the three remaining Team Rocket recruits (aside from Giovanni and Wobbuffet). Meowth had just gotten himself out from under the giant gold charm when Fifi made herself grow to be the size of a mountain and grab the three members.
"Eef I catch vou 'ere again, I will make zhe three of vou watch Teen Titans Go!" Warned Fifi, before she flung away the Team Rocket members through the gate that leads to ACME Acres.
"We're blasting off again!" Yelled Team Rocket, as they were flung through the air.
Fifi then turned to Giovanni.
"Uhh, I think I left a roast in the oven!" He said, before he ran off in fear as Fifi shrunk back to her normal size.
"Aren't you forgetting someone?" Smiled Retnuh.
"Oh, merci for reminding moi." Said Fifi.
Fifi walked over to Retnuh, and with one punch, Retnuh exploded, leaving behind his singed clothes.
Now that all the antagonistic legendaries, Team Rocket recruits, and Retnuh have all been defeated, the battle was over. The toons celebrated as they reclaimed their looniness. Pikachu lunged into Fifi's arms, Shirley and Furrball shared a passionate kiss, and Brock and Misty both high fived in happiness. Ash approached Pikachu and asked for a one-on-one talk.
"Pikachu, what I need to talk to you about involves ACME Acres." He said.
"What is it, Ash?" Pikachu asked.
"Our prize said that we could stay here for as long as we want." Said Ash. "When do you think we could return to our world?"
Pikachu looked unsure.
"I don't know, Ash." Said Pikachu. "I've come to really like this place. ACME Loo, all our new friends, and especially Fifi."
Ash had a bit of a think for a solution.
"I have an idea." Said Ash.
He whispered his idea to Pikachu who eagerly agreed to the idea. The two of them approached the group.
"Everyone, me and Pikachu had a talk and have come to a decision!" Announced Ash.
"We have decided to stay in ACME Acres as our new home!" Announced Pikachu. "That way, we can always be with our new friends, and I can be with the light of my life, Fifi."
The toons cheered as Fifi and Pikachu rushed to each other. They both lunged at one another and both ended up in a spinning hug with one another.
"That's not all!" Added Ash. "Since Pokémon have come to ACME Acres, I say that we can start our own Pokémon league right here! With eight gyms, an elite four, and of course, it's champion!"
"I'm ahead of you there, doc." Said Bugs, putting his arm on Ash's shoulder. "Would you be interested in being the league's champion since yer already a champ?"
"Oh great." Plucky sulked. "Ash gets a champion role, Furrball gets Shirley, what do I get?! Things never work out for me!"
He ran to the machine and leapt into the seat. He pointed it at the Tiny Toons.
"I'm sick of being the butt monkey!" He yelled. "Now I'll be the top star of Tiny Toons!"
Buster walked over with dignity, and pulled something from behind him. It was wrapped like a present.
"This is for you." He said. "I heard what you said earlier so I got you something as an apology for what happened during Spring Break. I hope you accept it."
Plucky took the present and reluctantly opened it. What he got changed his anger into surprise.
"You got me the Supreme Battle Warriors game?!" He yelled, excitedly.
"I figured you really wanted that game so I got it just for you." Said Buster. "I even payed extra for that extended story DLC and added fighters."
Plucky's scream of joy was deafening.
"So, you forgive me?" Buster asked.
"Forgive ya?" Plucky asked.
He grabbed Buster and planted a large smooch on his lips. Buster wiped his lips and spat in disgust as Plucky admired his present.
"Not so fast!" Came Elmyra's voice.
She walked over with the various bomb bats floating around her head.
"With the power of my bomb bats, I'm going to make you all my pets and torture you all for eternity!" She cackled.
Plucky and Buster looked at each other, and smiled. Plucky pointed the toon-drainer at Elmyra and fired. The bomb bats fell to the ground as Elmyra looked confused.
"Wh-what's going on?" Elmyra asked, as the toons surrounded her.
"Elmyra Duff, you are hereby expelled from ACME Looniversity, and banished from ACME Acres forever!" Announced Bugs. "Fifi, Pikachu, if you'd please."
The yellow mouse and purple skunkette walked over, threw Elmyra onto the train, and sent it to somewhere far away from ACME Acres.
"And don't come back!" Fifi called.
"Well, she's gone." Pikachu smiled. "Now come on, everyone, we've got some work to do."
"I hate work." Groaned Plucky.
Everyone chuckled.
(A few months later)
ACME Acres has finally set up it's own Pokémon League. Ash has become it's champion, Babs, Shirley, Fifi, and Plucky have become the elite four, and the gyms leaders in order consist of Furrball, Buster, Mary, Dizzy, Little Beeper, Sweetie, Calamity, and even Montana Max.
In the elite four, Babs has fairy type Pokémon which consist of Sylveon, Primarina (a different one from Fifi's), Aromatisse, and a mega Gardevoir.
Shirley has psychic types which are Espeon (which she evolved her Eevee into), Jynx, Mr. Mime, and Mega Alakazam.
Fifi has poison types which are Arbok, Nidoqueen, Toxicroak, and Mega Venusaur. She has her Primarina as a spectator in her room.
Plucky has steel type Pokémon which are Scizor, Excadrill, Aegislash, and Mega Lucario.
As for the gym leaders, Furrball uses normal type Pokémon, Buster uses fighting, Mary uses grass, Dizzy uses fire, Little Beeper uses electric, Sweetie uses ice, Calamity uses ghost, and Montana Max uses dragon types.
"This is great!" Said Ash.
"Exactly." Agreed Pikachu. "Oh, and Ash, when do you think I should propose to Fifi?"
"When the time is right, little buddy." Ash replied.
Two Pokémon trainers came to ACME Acres, ready to explore and earn the gym badges. The trainers' names: Liko and Roy.
That does it for this story. Now I can move onto other projects. I hope you liked this mini-series of my Pokémon and Tiny Toons crossovers.