Lucy sat on Lincoln's lap. They looked at their sister Lori.
"So what's it like having 13 kids." Said Lori
"It's great. I get quite a lot of enjoyment being a mother." Said Lucy
"They were all very easy to take care of as babies Lots of staring not much crying." Said Lincoln
"oh like Lucy" Said Lori
"Lucy didn't cry at all. some of them did cry Lupa and LeeLee would cry randomly. But they are very cute." Said Lincoln
" it's weird." Said Lori
"we've made an agreement." Said Lucy narrowing her eyes behind her bangs.
"it's not about that. It's weird that I think I might actually be OK with it. Not just pretending." Said Lori
"Good your morals are falling away on this asinine taboo on incest." said Lucy
" so what do the other three think?" Said Lori
"Luna is actually very happy with us. She's been teaching London and luxury how to play the piano." Said Lincoln
"Lola is actually a pretty good goth model." Said Lucy holding up a picture. She is in fishnets and a Little black dress.
"And if you need to find Lisa and you're not the government or anyone else she's made mad. She's in the walls." Said Lincoln
"oh yea I heard about that. she informed the family that she wasn't dead. we did have a funeral though. She has a beeper if we need to contact her." Said Lori
"You can go see her if you want." Said Lucy opening a Hidden door. Revealing one of the twins.
" OK my little eavesdropper Bring her to The science one." Said Lucy pointing at Lori. They nodded and pulled her into the walls.
"get it. You really maid the this situation." Said Luan
"Yeah yeah. come along to the parlor" Said Luxury bringing her into the room.
"oh yes my related incest spiders. i'm glad you haven't bitten his head off Lucy." Said Luan
"that is praying mantises. Spiders kill and eat their mates. I love Lincoln too much to kill him." Said Lucy
"So what brings you here?" Said Lincoln
"So I am blackballed everywhere." Said luna
"What did you do?" Said Lincoln
"it was just a few off-color jokes. And I accidentally told some blue jokes at a Church gathering I was hired at. And well I may or may not have made out with teenager. Who I totally thought was older." Said Luan
" so you got canceled." Said Lucy bluntly
"Yes I did." Said Luan
" you did get a lot more risky after we left." Said Lincoln
" what was I supposed to do when I found out my Little brother and sister are fucking each other. Then you sent all of those birth announcements. So we know you were doing it a lot. So yeah my comedy got darker." Said Luan
" why does our love bother you that much." Said Lincoln
"why Lucy? She's your sister. Why not Ronnie Anne or Giggles" Said Luan
" Ronnie Anne and I just didn't work out she's too far away. I didn't like the competitiveness and the standoffishness. Lucy gets that. Giggles is honestly I don't know anything about her. But I know everything about Lucy and I love that. Knowing everything about your spouse." Said Lincoln
" The intimacy is so very good. I love that I never knew a time without him. He is so cute and loving. He is the perfect husband and father. He also beds me at least twice a day." Said Lucy
" those are nice words but nothing will change that it sill freaky. Knowing what you did, that you have 13 kids. How many issues do they have" Said Luan
" other than the twins being conjoined nothing. They are still mad about us separating them though." Said Lincoln
"lots of non-issue genetic mutations though. Lincoln's white hair and my black hair. we only had one blonde child. I don't think any of us can tan some freckle." Said Lucy
"A lot of them have Lucy slower heart rate. But that isn't an issue. Oh Lupa has sharper canines" Said Lincoln
"where are your Siamese twins?" Said Luan
"in the walls most likely. they really like secret passageways. They became carpenters to build them. They are very good carpenters." Said Lincoln going up to the wall and opening it. To reveal the twins.
"They been liking to ease drop recently to." Said Lucy
"Liadan is paying us. We are saving up for a milling machine so we can make our own hinges." Said Laura and Layla in unison
Luan is frightened. Lincoln and Lucy giggle.
"A lot of the sisters are here. Lori, Luna and Lisa" Said Lincoln
"they support our relationship now along with Lola." Said Lucy
Luan snorted "where's my old roommate"
"The Music room with London. playing the harpsichord." Said Lincoln
"Let's go see her." Said Lucy
They made their way to the music room. It housed three large instruments and organ a harpsichord and a piano. There was also various smaller instruments. Luna was playing God save the Queen and London was singing.
"God save our gracious queen. God save the queen." sing London
"Good one Little dude. right on" said the rocker pianist
"Luna your happy." Said Luan
"Ya they look morose and creepy but the bundles of joy. They are my little Halloween candies. I heard about The church incident. It was pretty rock 'n' roll." Said Luna
"but why are you happy. The moon goats broke up. You broke up with Sam. Why are you happy" Said Luan
"oh I can answer that Lincoln is back in her life. Plus every single one of our kids has aspects of Lincoln." Said Lucy
"We been missing him. but I think we've also been missing Lucy. yeah my band broke up, but I am back together with a more important one." Said Luna
" I want a spot at the local casino as a comedian. I accept whatever. as long as I'm back in your lives" Said Luan
"Good no April fools in the house. And you have to accept me and Lincoln sexual relationship. We don't want family secrets too much in the open. Don't bring it up unnecessarily." Said Lucy
"Oh and be careful on that day The twins idea of an April fools joke is trapping you in one spot for the entire day. Oh Lucy remember you had something you wanted to say" Said Lincoln
"yes I wanted you to know We put the zest in incest. Get it?" Said Lucy
Luan laughed she doubled over in pain as she kept laughing. Liadan through open the door.
"Your not Lori. Oh whatever" said The detective snapping a picture of Luan.
"this is the comedian one right. I hear you have quite the rap sheet" Said Liadan shaking the Polaroid
"I plead the fifth" Said Luan through giggles
"Ya ya. Oh you look very good in this picture." Said Liadan showing her the picture.
"Oh I look so happy. That settles it can I park my comedy camper on the property somewhere?" inquired Luan
"yeah we have 15 acres. While you find a place to put it. i'm going to go check up on the others" Said Lincoln Opening a hatch in the wall. He made his way down to Lisa's new room. He then knocked on the door.
"oh Lincoln i've already moved in. i'm going to give you a tour of my crib. Lori helped me immensely" Said Lisa letting him in.
"this is my sleeping pod. it has optimal lighting conditions for sleeping and sound deadening capabilities." Said Lisa
"This is her kitchenette. We kind of went for a more down to earth kind of feeling." Said Lori it actually looked very homey. Like a very condensed version of their childhood kitchen.
" this is my stereo system. It can play eight tracks, vinyl all sizes and speeds, cassettes, mp3, wax cylinders and even CDs. And I also sound deadened this room. And beside it is my music collection. I also have a ghetto blaster" Said Lisa gesturing to a big music player. And small boom box in comparison. Along with a shelving units.
"and the other room is my lab. It's pretty Standard right now. But as per the agreement any explosions or explosion potential will be done out on the grounds. So it's mostly geared for analyzation." Said Lisa The lab was filled with microscope's and other science equipment.
"Oh and I almost forgot I jacked into the surveillance system. And it will send to my watch. So I should have plenty of time to disappear if someone comes around. now eldest sister pick something and let's jam" Said Lisa
She did and three siblings started dancing to the best thing ever.