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A few days have passed after helping the IMP with their task on the beach, Gojira is in the hotel doing some tasks. Gojira then heard a noise within Charlie's room, he approached it and heard from Charlie how things came to be in Hell and Heaven, where her dad used to give humanity free will but only make things worse which caused him and Lilith to be banished on Hell where Lucifer is forever forced to witness humanity's dark side, and how Lilith wants every Sinner to express themselves.
"Don't worry Mom, I'll make you proud." muttered Charlie, looking at the window with a distant look.
Charlie then heard a knock on the door.
"Are you all right in there?" asked Gojira through the door.
"Oh, it's you Gojira, no I'm fine thanks for asking." Charlie tucked away the book with Gojira entering himself inside.
"I heard you talking." He said.
"Just mumbling to myself again on how I can go through my project." said Charlie.
"Which one specifically?" Gojira tilted his head in wonder, making the princess think it was cute when he did that.
She let out a small chuckle, "The rehabilitation of my people, of course, you dummy."
"I see, does it have to do with your mother?"
"You could say that, after she left I have to carry on what she left behind." said Charlie looking at the chaos outside.
"She left?" He got confused, wondering why Charlie's mother left her daughter to do this huge task alone.
Could this also be why Lucifer seemed down when they first met? So many questions ran through his head.
"It's a long story..." Charlie sighed deeply.
He stared at her and he could tell the family had gone through a lot.
"I see, also I came to tell you there's been some information about us." He points between the two of them.
"What you do?" asked Charlie in surprise.
"Yes because of this." He shows his phone and she sees someone drawing a picture of her and Gojira kissing.
Charlie blushed mad seeing that, "What?! Who made this?!"
"That's what I want to know." He said, in annoyance.
They saw two letters at the bottom of the drawing that is NY, it took a moment for him to figure out who it was, "NIFTY!"
"Why would she make something like this!" blushed Charlie, as she couldn't imagine the amount of people seeing this.
Although some would just jack off or admire the drawing greatly, or both at the same time…
"I'm going to get her." he goes off.
"Just don't hurt her." said Charlie pitying the small demon maid.
"Wasn't planning to, just want to confront her about this."
Nifty was drawing more before she got picked up and saw Gojira staring.
"Oh hi there, Goji!" said Nifty with a smile, not acting like knows what happened.
"Why did you draw that image of me and Charlie?!" He said, getting annoyed.
"Huh? Oh that one, well you guys seemed close together and it seemed cute!" gushed Nifty, with a huge smile.
"What did she do?" Vaggie said, coming in.
He shows his phone to her, the eyepatch girl has her eyes widened seeing that.
"Joder! What the hell Nifty?!" said Vaggie, fully blushing and jealous seeing the drawing.
The small cyclops demon just shrugged, "It just looks fun." said Nifty casually with a smile.
"Fun!" said both of them.
"Uh huh, plus that was the tamest one I drew."
"What do you mean by tame?" asked Vaggie narrowing her eyes with Gojira feeling the same.
"Oh like I had you, Charlie, and even me doing it with him." She grins, with her teeth out.
"What?!" said both of them.
"Yeah look at this." She shows a picture of Vaggie and Gojira doing a hot makeout with one another, Vaggie is speechless, and Gojira's eye twitches.
Angel saw that while passing by and he whistled.
"Damn girl, he's doing you good." smirked Angel.
"It's fake!" She yelled, in frustration with her face being red.
"Uh huh and you enjoy it~" teased Angel, "I bet you're thinking, you want to take him right now along with Princess involved in a hot threesome after seeing the picture."
Vaggie growled, gritting her sharp teeth in the process while Gojira just pinched the bridge of his nose, as this had gone on very strangely.
"I also have me and Gojira, even when he's bigger." Niftty grins with a chuckle.
*Record scratch*
The room immediately became silent, as the three of them stared at her weirdly even Angel.
"Nifty no offense, but picturing it is kinda disturbing." said Angel, sure he has taken many but in a small body nope, "No way, you can take it."
"Oh really? I can take it because it's fun!" Nifty shrugs, laughing crazily.
"Ugh, what's today's agenda?" Gojira said.
Vaggie sighed shaking her head off the image, "Well today is where we try to promote the hotel through commercials or pamphlets anything that will get the Sinners' attention."
"And how's that going?" asked Charlie, coming in also shaking off Nifty's crazy fan art from her head.
"Erm Alastor did some tinkering about it." said Vaggie nervously.
"Tinker?" Gojira said, unfamiliar with the term.
"It means messing it around in his way." explained Charlie whispering into his ear, making him understand.
"What did he do?"
They were led to the main room not before Charlie stared at a huge clock tower in the distance with a look of concern.
On a TV screen, it shows a bunch of Sinners stabbing each other before they notice Alastor coming towards them.
"Well, hello there, you wayward Sinner! Do you like blood, violence, and depravity of a sexual nature? Of course, you do, that's why you're in Hell!" questioned Alastor through the TV making the two Sinners think about it, "But what would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that had none of that?"
This caught many Sinners attention and the screen panned to the hotel itself, "Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, a misguided path to redemption! Founded five days ago by Lucifer's delusional daughter, Charlotte Morningstar!"
Charlie notices the cameras on her and waves nervously with a smile and Angel comes in by doing two peace signs on her head before Gojira grabs him away.
The screen changes showing the many trials Charlie went through to convince everyone to change, including her fight with the corrupt news reporter Kaite Killjoy.
"Come place your fate in her inexperienced hands, as she tries to work through her daddy issues by fixing you!" said Alastor joyously.
"Here we offer fun things, such as somewhat functional staff and 24-hour pest control." The screen shows the interior of the hotel with Razzle and Dazzle sweeping the floor along with Husker and Nifty, with the bartender passing out and the maid trying to kill a roach running away,
"Custom rooms, and just look at this tacky parlor!" It shows many rooms including the bathroom, before going back to the main room.
Angel was on the public couch minding his business and Charlie's cat Keekee, was then spooked away by the attention, running away.
"Enjoy riveting conversation with our singular resident." declared Alastor, the pornstar noticed this and flipped him off but Gojira slapped his head for his rudeness, "Even better enjoy our handsome-looking bodyguard!"
Gojira stared at him before doing his weak laser vision at the radio demon causing brief static, "Wow!"
The screen returned to normal, showing a crude drawing of the hotel, "All this, and more at the Hazbin Hotel! Your last desperate attempt at salvation starts here!"
The final shot was the hotel again with a rude headline on the bottom saying: 'CALL NOW! OR DON'T! I DON'T CARE! WE STILL DON'T HAVE A WORKING PHONE!'
The TV turned off and Alastor appeared with a proud smirk, "So what'd ya think?"
Everyone stared at him.
"You had to add me." Gojira said.
"Why not, oh great king? You being there can make things pizazz for the hotel!" smiled Alastor deeply.
They frowned upon hearing that.
"Charlie?" Gojira asked for her opinion.
"Yeah. One note, Alastor, I mean, first off, thank you so much for making this seriously amazing, but um, maybe the tone is a bit off..." said Charlie criticizing him slightly making Alastor bothered with his eyes narrowing, "We want people to want to come here. This makes it look, um..."
She tried finding the right words, but Vaggie beat her to it, "Bad. The word you're looking for is bad."
"Funny I was going for hilarious." said Alastor tilting his head to the side, not caring for their criticism.
"Do I have to start beating up punks for trying to mock us?" Gojira said, punching his open palm repeatedly.
Charlie quickly stops him, "No! No! Don't do that, we don't want to make everyone look at the hotel in fear."
"I wouldn't mind if someone tries to throw trash here as that will make them think twice." Husker said, taking a drink from his bottle.
"We're meant to save the Sinners not make them feel fear." glared Vaggie.
"Vaggie's right, this entire point was to let sinners know we are trying to help them." said Charlie trying to reason.
"Now what do we do?" Gojira said.
Angel called them out, raising a hand, "Ooh! Ooh! I have a suggestion~"
"Oh no..." groaned both Vaggie and Gojira.
"Since you guys want to promote the hotel, I suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrity you have right here?" smirked Angel seductively rubbing his body.
"You're a porn star." said Vaggie in annoyance.
"A famous porn star." corrected Angel, " I'll have the horniest sinners knocking these walls down to get in."
"We're not doing something like that." said Gojira narrowing his eyes.
"Oh why not Goji?~" teased Angel making the King of the Monsters groan more, "Sex sells, doesn't it? I swear if you film me going at it with King Monster and Mr. Fancy talk creepy voice here, you'd be rolling in participants willing to stay at this tacky hotel." He smirked at the idea of Gojira and Alastor double-teaming against him.
Alastor appeared beside him laughing, "Hah! Never gonna happen." His eyes have a look of disturbed.
"I rather die and be dropped off from space." Gojira said, huffing.
"Angel, I appreciate you wanting to use your special skills to, um, attract folks to the hotel, but I don't want to exploit you in that way." said Charlie not wanting to go that low.
"Oh, please, baby~" said Angel rubbing his body seductively, "This body was made to be exploited. I got the arms, I got the stamina, I got the legs. I got the lung capacity. Oh, I got the legs. The gag reflex, the holes, the chest fluff everyone thinks are tits."
This made Charlie uncomfortable until her phone began to ring, "Hold that thought! I'll be right back."
"I could keep going all night, baby." called out Angel.
Charlie went to a private room, where she answered her phone.
"I have a question. If freaky face over there is so powerful, then why can't he just make people stay here?" asked Angel.
Alastor laughed, "Oh, trust me, I can." He laughed darkly with demonic symbols surrounding him.
Gojira raises an eyebrow, "Why didn't you?" He questioned as someone like Alastor could easily do it.
"That's why I'm here!" called out Husker gruffly at the bar, " You think I'd be cleaning bottles and listening to you fucks bitch and moan all the time if he wasn't forcing me?" He cleaned up more glasses.
Nifty pops up behind him, raising her hand, "I like being forced."
This disgusts the cat-bartender, "Keep that to yourself, Niff."
Angel perked up from the couch, "What? You don't love being here with me, Whiskers?"
This made him growl in anger, "Call me Whiskers again and I'll jam that bottle down your throat."
He simply smirked, "Kinky. Come on, keep talking dirty."
Vaggie just sighed from the nonsense, "Angel, let Husk do his job. And for your question Gojira, we can't force sinners to stay here. They need to choose to."
He shrugs. "Your choice. I had enough of humans trying to control me."
"I'm choosing to be here and I think it's all stupid. We're in hell, toots. That's kind of the end of the road, ain't it?" asked Angel feeling cynical.
"Well, Maybe it doesn't have to be. Just because nobody has made it out before doesn't mean it's not possible." said Vaggie, even though she's not sure how.
The porn star places a hand on her shoulder, "Hey, whatever means I can keep crashing here rent-free. Crack is expensive."
"Why do humans keep destroying themselves?" Gojira said.
He never understood why some would resort to low tactics to solve their problems.
"So mind Control?" Angel looks at him.
"A few." Gojira said.
"Let me guess some are humans and others are aliens?"
"Yes, one time I got controlled with Rodan." He said.
"Oh right those aliens." said Husker, "They take you and Rodan to fight that three-headed dragon..."
"But in truth, it was some ploy for them to control you guys, to take over the world." said Vaggie.
"I hated them. It's bad enough that Ghidorah comes back to life." Gojira growled at the mention of Ghidorah's name.
"Which sucks since that thing keeps coming back, over and over and over..." Angel started.
"We get it Angel." said Vaggie.
I thought we killed him back when I was a child with the other monsters helping." Gojira said.
"Well many did theorize that time he was the devil of kaijus, plus that group brawl you all did was very exquisite in hell that time!" smirked Alastor, remember how Hell erupted in cheers at the gang fight.
"And all you did was shoot smoke rings." Husker said, pointing his bottle at him.
Gojira glared at him, "My powers were developing at that time, they're still weak."
"Charlie always thought you were cute." Vaggie muttered, even though she silently admitted that too.
"What's taking her so long?" Gojira looks to the side.
He gets his answer when Charlie comes into the main room with an excited look, "Yes... YES!"
She calls to Gojira and Vaggie in gibberish, waving very franticly which freaks them both out.
"HOLY SHIT GUYS!" exclaimed the princess of hell.
"Calm down hun, what's going on?" asked Vaggie.
"Get over here!" She dragged them both to the side.
"Alright what is it?" asked Gojira.
Charlie breathes in and out to calm her nerves so she can explain, but she is explaining so fast due to her excitement, "My dad just called, he said that the leader of the Angel Army wants to meet. He asked if I could go instead."
"Heaven? Isn't that where Mothra's fairies visit?" Gojira said.
"Yes, Heaven is closely associated with Mothra and her fairies due to their divine nature." said Vaggie recalling her 'time' there.
"They also can't take her soul since she reincarnates." Gojira said, remembering how there are strict jurisdictions and divine laws about Mothra's soul thanks to her fairies.
"S-Still the extermination just happened. What could they want this soon after-" Vaggie got cut off when Charlie began to sing.
They looked at her in surprise.
(Song starts: "Happy Day In Hell")
"I can do this! Somehow, I know it! I'll get Heaven behind my plans!" sang Charlie looking up.
"Charlie, hold on..." started Vaggie, but she kept going.
"There's just no way I could blow it, not this once-in-a-lifetime chance!" Charlie runs around the main room.
"It's just a meeting." said Gojira.
"To change their minds and touch their hearts or... whatever angels have!" sang Charlie.
"This could be bad." said Vaggie touching her forehead.
Charlie approached her and Gojira, before grabbing their hands.
"Cheer up, guys! This could be swell! Something tells me that today will be a happy day in Hell!" They spun around before letting them go, leaving Gojira in a daze a bit.
"Okay, but just don't... sing to them." warned Vaggie, but she's no longer there.
She saw the others staring at the opened door, looking down at the chaotic city, with Charlie singing around.
"That bitch is halfway down the street!" said Angel in amusement.
"Is she-" started Vaggie.
"Oh, she's dancin'!" said Angel drinking, making the eyepatch girl groan.
Gojira sighed, "Looks like I'll accompany her to avoid some trouble..." He rushed towards Charlie.
"Please do." prayed Vaggie.
Charlie is now on the streets with Gojira on her side, oblivious to the destruction and bodies of dead demons everywhere as she continues to sing her song.
"There's a warm, fuzzy feeling. Every street so revealing it's hard not to stare!" She approached a window where some hellhound is humping against an imp wearing a strange mask, before the two noticed her, making Charlie awkward and Gojira too as they backed away.
She's now on the streets, "It's a realm so appealing it beats anywhеre. If you don't mind the smell..."
She looked down and saw a fish demon fully dead with its stinky scent emanating, making her recoil in disgust causing Gojira to kick it away.
"It's a happy day in Hell!"
She waved to a nearby Sinner reading a newspaper, "Hi mister!"
He immediately drops down his paper, showing bloodshot eyes meaning he's a meth addict, "Go fuck yourself!"
Gojira gave the guy a glare which scared him off. On a flaming building, a goat Sinner came out of the window, fully singing, "There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul!"
"Hello!" greeted Charlie.
An imp holding an overweight Sinner while carrying a ball of barbed wire sang, "And a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole!"
"Excuse me!" said Charlie as she and Gojira passed through.
An executioner Sinner with hearts on his nipples came up to them, "Doing what is required, we all have our role."
And a fish sinner walked up with a dagger in his eye, "I'm not doin' well!" Before falling.
Then more demons come up and sing together, "Another shitty day in Hell!" They all walked away after that.
Charlie climbs on the trunk of the destroyed car and faces the other direction, "If I can show them the dream I've dreamed. That any soul can change!"
Vaggie climbed the watchtower of the hotel looking down in concern, "Those angels' minds are hard to change."
"Then they will know everyone can be redeemed, from the evil to the strange!" sang Charlie, making Gojira look up to her.
As if Vaggie heard her, she sang in an argue tone, "They're bloodthirsty and deranged!"
Charlie then shows all the miserable Sinners at their lowest points, "I can hear all their stories, the lost and displaced. And I know that they're more of an acquired taste." She looked at a bunch of Sinners who were hanged at some lamp posts making her grimace.
The princess of Hell runs towards a broken-down delivery truck carrying what seems to be a crack, "But, if I open the door and I give them a place." She opened the door to the truck dropping down a dead crocodile Sinner on the floor, "At my Hazbin Hotel. It'll be a happy day in Hell!"
A truck comes by, and both of them hitch a ride from behind so they can get around the city to infamous places, like the porn studios.
"From the porn studio, where the cinephiles go. To watch award-winning demon bukkake shows!" sang Charlie showing a bunch of Sinners watching many porn films, Gojira gets a glimpse of them and cringed in disgust.
The two then dropped down to Cannibal Town, walking around and passing through the cannibal Sinners minding their own business, "To the Cannibal Town. Where they don't wear a frown 'cause-"
A streak of blood hit her in the eye that came from a corpse that some cannibals are savagely eating making Gojira tend her eye, "Holy shit! Ew, my gosh! WHY?! And I don't give a crow that. His brain's got in my eye!" Her left eye opened up showing a bloodshot one thanks to the blood from the corpse.
It quickly healed as Charlie smiled singing happily once more, "Cause I know I can spare them. From Heaven's genocide!"
Every Sinner began to sing with Charlie, "I can do this, I just know it!" sang Charlie.
"There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul." Sang the goat Sinner.
"Aaaahhhh~"
"I'll get Heaven behind my plans! There's just no way I could blow it." sang Charlie.
"I kinda like the barbed wire that's shoved in my hole." sang the overweight Sinner in bliss from earlier.
"Aaaahhhh~"
Charlie and Gojira stopped at what seemed to be a plaza, "Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance!" They're now below the stairs of the clock tower, the one Charlie saw earlier, "To change their minds."
A slug demon came up to them, spreading his coat apart and showing his fat body to Charlie making herself weirded out, "And touch my parts!"
Uh no thanks, I'm gonna..." Charlie quickly walks away, "Fulfill my destiny!"
"Your loss bitch!" scoffed the slug demon, only for him to get tail whip by Gojira.
A confident smirk appeared on Charlie's face. "I can already tell!" She and Gojira walked up to the stairs, "Today is gonna be a fuckin' happy day in Hell!
More Sinners in the city acted more in their chaotic ramblings as Charlie sang hard.
(Song end)
Gojira stares at her. "Well, your one of the best singers I know."
Charlie smiled proudly, "Why thank you, Mr. King of the Monsters!"
"Don't blurt that out, we're in public." He said, "I don't want us to get attention right now, especially when you're gonna be in an important meeting."
She quickly covers her mouth, "Sorry." Charlie's aware that she can't blurt out in public, about Gojira's true nature, since she doesn't want unnecessary attention to her or the hotel.
"I should come with you." He said.
"Are you sure? Because we're meeting with Heaven and they might be... a little rough." said Charlie in concern, not wanting to see Gojira hurt by hell's opposite.
"It's better for protection." He said.
As much as Heaven sounded divine and pure, he could tell there was something more and that things weren't what they seemed.
She stared at him before sighing with a smile, "All right, just let me do talking okay?" She patted his head.
He just simply shrugged and two entered inside the clock tower. This is the Heaven Embassy where both high leaders of Heaven and Hell discuss important matters.
Of course, Sinners are not allowed to go in or destroy the place, since it's strictly for high officials only. Doing anything problematic to it might cause chaos between realms.
They entered inside of it and found the place empty.
"Hello!" called out Charlie her voice echoing around the place, "Hello? Ugh, so creepy."
"Perhaps we're the only ones here." said Gojira.
They approached a main desk and Charlie tapped the bell on it, in an instant a golden scroll and feather ink pen floated from above over to her.
She was slightly spooked by it but signed the scroll, "Oookay also creepy."
The two items vanish, then suddenly the twin doors slide open to show them the meeting room, and they enter the dark room with no one around.
"Hello? Is anyone here?" called out Charlie.
The lights suddenly switched on, revealing two angels at the end of the room, with one being an exorcist lieutenant, Lute, and the big boss leader of the Angel Army, Adam, who is eating a rib in his hand.
"Sup." said Adam casually.
"Holy shit!" gasped Charlie seeing them as she falls.
Gojira immediately helped her up, "Thanks."
She quickly reorganized herself and reintroduced properly to the angels.
"Hi, I'm Charlie. My dad asked me if I could meet you." greeted Charlie.
"Yeah I know." said Adam eating another rib.
"Okay well, it's nice to meet you." said the princess.
"Put it there." said Adam offering her a handshake.
She is about to shake his hand, but her hand slips right through, revealing him to be a hologram, fizzing on and off after being touched, which freaks Charlie out.
This made Adam laugh, "I fucking got you, did you see that Lute?!"
His lieutenant simply nods.
"Ha. Good shit." chuckled Adam.
Gojira frowns but keeps it to himself as he doesn't want to cause trouble between Charlie and Heaven.
Charlie then realizes why that happened, "So you aren't exactly here?"
Adam gave her a blank look, "No, you think I'd come down there? No, I mean, I love the vibe I love your tunes. Pretty fucking hardcore, don't get me wrong. But! it's such a bummer! man. Everything down there's just so ugh, ya know?" He said that in a disgusted tone.
"So you like the singing of fairies?" Gojira pokes at him.
Adam stuck his tongue out in disgust hearing that, "Hell no lizard dude that's gay! I prefer heavy rock metal."
Gojira chuckles as Charlie continues.
"Anyway, I'm happy we've got this opportunity to meet. There's a project that I've been working on that I want to talk to you about-" Charlie was cut off by Adam when he put a finger on her lips.
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, slow down. We've got time. How about we get to know each other a little? Mmm. How about lunch? Are you hungry? I got you." said Adam offering her his plate of ribs, "C'mon~ It's my favorite..."
Charlie was about to grab a piece but they phased through them, just like Adam, making him laugh.
"Got you again bitch! Fucking hilarious!" laughed the angel.
This made Charlie let out an annoyed chuckle.
Gojira whispers. "Don't let him get to you."
Charlie took deep breaths, "All right calm down now."
Charlie continues trying to explain to Adam her plan about the reforming of Sinners, but he keeps changing the subject every time making her even Gojira annoyed.
Back in the hotel, things are also a bit problematic as Vaggie tries to make another commercial to promote the hotel, but Angel and Husker keep on ruining the segment making her groan in annoyance.
She prayed that Charlie and Gojira were doing better on their end.
A few hours have passed...
Both Gojira and Charlie have deadpanned looks, as Adam keeps blurting his daily life not bothering to listen about the princess of hell's plan.
"So, I was playin' this gig, and for some fuckin' reason, this virtue chick was diggin' on the drummer, and it's like, 'Do you know who I am? I'm fuckin' Adam. I'm the original dick!'". said Adam pointing towards his crotch, "All dicks descend from me. Do you think you want drummer dick? No way! I'm the Dick-fuckin' master! So, anyway, then we fucked, and it was awesome."
He ate more of his ribs.
Gojira noticed one. "I wouldn't eat it, that's rotten."
"Nah it couldn't be lizard man, these were fresh!" said Adam eating more.
"Oh really? Then how come there's green stuff on it." said Gojira pointing at the green blotches on the rib.
Adam froze looking down, before noticing the marks making him instantly green and spit what he ate, "Oh gross! Damn that bitch! I was told they were fresh!" He rubbed his lips, "I'm gonna get that bitch later on, remind me about Lute."
Lute simply nods professionally.
"Told you." Said Gojira.
Adam continued spitting out the ribs he ate making Lute concerned.
Charlie then realized something when he mentioned his name, "Wait, your name is Adam? Like the first man Adam, that means you... Oh..."
Now she understands.
Adam coughed a bit, before smirking, "Yeah I fucking rock." He did a rock n roll pose.
"I thought you got rejected from the stories?" Gojira remembers the tale of humans.
Adam scoffed, "Nah, that shit wasn't true. That stupid book that Earth values much barely scrapes on my epic backstory. I don't like how they portray me as this pushover daddy guy ugh, fucking sucks. They didn't even make my dick glorious."
"I see." Gojira said.
"Adam, sir. Mr. Adam, sir." called out Charlie.
"Call me, Dickmaster." corrected Adam with a smirk.
"Okay Adam, you seem like a smart well, stand-up guy." said Charlie awkwardly.
He picked up his teeth, "Uh-huh."
"And I know you are the leader of the angels. And you are a big thinker, a revolutionary. A— A genius!"
Adam slowly like what she saying, "I mean, your words, babe."
"Who would love to put his name on something." started Charlie.
Adam gets happy, "Fucking love putting my name on shit! Shit's the best!"
"It's a solution to our biggest problem!" exclaimed Charlie, hoping he would figure it out.
However, Adam, made the wrong answer, "Oh, Herpes. Yeah, that's a bitch."
Charlie groaned in annoyance, "No! Our... other biggest problem."
He was confused by that, "Oh…uh..ugly people? Math? Global Warming? Nah, wait, that's Earth's problem."
Charlie gave him a deadpan stare while Gojira cupped his forehead.
"This is gonna be a long day." said Gojira.
In the hotel once again, Vaggie tries to make Nifty say something positive to the camera to get anyone's attention, but all she does is stare blankly at the camera, making things more difficult for her.
Back in the meeting again, both Charlie and Gojira have their eyes twitching about Adam's sexist rants.
"When you take her out for the fifth time and she still expects you to pay the check but you're like, 'Hey, I thought you wanted equality.'" blurted out, Adam.
Charlie exclaimed, "NO! Our shared problem of overpopulation in Hell!"
Adam finally recognized it, "Ohh, well that's not a problem! We got that covered! Lute, how many demons did you kill this year?"
"Got a good 275 this year, sir." said Lute with pride.
"275? Woah! Badass! Awesome job, danger tits! Pound it." said Adam offering her a fist bump.
She returned the bump professionally.
"You know I heard Mothra was visiting your realm a lot." Gojira said.
"Oh the butterfly gal, she's a keeper all right. Everyone admires her like some prom queen or something..." said Adam rambling on about Mothra, "Hell the Seraphs themselves even respected her that much."
"She is known as humanity's champion." Added in Charlie.
"Still wondering why, she wouldn't accept being a Seraph..." wondered Adam, "Fucking suck, if I were in her place I would immediately accept that role!"
Gojira knew if she did she wouldn't be able to come down to Earth and help against the kaijus due to her ties in nature.
"Changing the subject, Adam those are my people, you know that right?" asked Charlie, as she gets hurt seeing them getting killed left and right.
"Oh yeah, must suck for you!" laughed Adam, not bothered by it.
"But these are souls...Humans' souls are just the same as the ones you have up in heaven. With some descended from your bloodline Adam!" said Charlie.
Lute glared at her harshly, "They're not the same. They had their chance and they earned damnation."
"You're wrong. Sinners made mistakes, sure, but everyone makes mistakes." countered Charlie.
Adam's lieutenant refuted, " Angels don't make mistakes."
"You think that?"
"I know that." said Lute in a stubborn tone.
Adam leaned back against his chair, "Yeah, I've never made a mistake in my fuckin' life." He boasted.
Lute comes around the table in an aggressive tone, "The only reason you're still here is because daddy gave you and your hellborn kind a pardon from an exorcist blade. How does that feel, to know how little you matter?"
"And you're just a grunt so keep quiet." Gojira said, glaring at her.
Lute glared at him, "No you keep quiet, princess' pet. This matter is between Heaven and her."
He growls. "Try me."
Both beings glared each other in the eyes, with Gojira's Dorsal Plates slowly glowing and Lute slowly pulling out her spear.
Charlie immediately gets in between them, "Calm down guys! There's no need to fight! I don't want Hell and Heaven to share more bad blood!"
"Very well, because I think I remembered, she and her kind almost died against a kaiju named Gigan." He grins.
As soon as Gigan's name got mentioned Lute's eyes narrowed, "H-How do you know that?! That metal bird monstrosity got the better of me!"
Gojira was about to say he's Godzilla but he rather amused her by keeping his true self a secret.
"I saw the battle from a distance." He said, "And got the best view thanks to that TV Overlord. In a way many in Hell saw your humiliation."
Lute gritted her teeth in anger, as this was a huge blow to her pride. She remembers well when she and the rest of her comrades tried to fight and kill Kaijus on their own. But due to how crazy Kaijus are most suffered to their deaths and were gravely injured.
Lute especially was humiliated badly by the Kaiju: Gigan, who easily swatted her down like a mere bug. She still remembers those days hearing the creature's metallic laughter as he continued to humiliate her badly and her comrades.
Another huge blow was the time she and her comrades fought the King of the Monsters himself: Godzilla. As expected they proved no match for him as Godzilla easily made quick work of him, this made her and the other Exorcists' pride wounded more, forcing them to retreat.
Charlie gets nervous seeing the commotion between the two, expecting a fight.
But Adam decided to intervene, snapping his fingers causing a small shockwave to break the tension, "While I do admire some epic action, I rather do it during Extermination days, so Lute please stand the fuck down."
Lute takes deep breaths, "Of course sir." She glared back at Gojira before going back to her place.
"Now then, it looks like we're almost out of time." said Adam looking at his wrist, "Guess we should get into it."
"Oh fuck!" cursed Charlie as she immediately gathered up her papers, "Okay I've got a lot to get through and not a lot of time and I feel like you weren't hearing me before so here it goes."
She started to explain her plan and began to sing through it.
"Another song." Said Gojira in surprise.
(Song starts: "Hell is Forever")
Charlie then stated her plans for the representatives of Heaven, she brought out the papers showing each drawing about the problems of Hell, "I know Hell's population is out of control, it's a bad situation, it's taking a toll, if we rehab these Sinners and cleanse all their souls, at my Hazbin Hotel—"
"Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself!" Charlie sorted through her papers again, making both Adam and Lute look at each other.
Charlie then showed another stack of drawings showing the Exorcists attacking the Sinners, "Right! Extermination! I know you guys fly down, just to kill once a year and it must be annoying to schlep all the way here. If they join you in Heaven, that trip disappears!" She spread around her drawing over their heads, "You can wave that chore farewell. *deep breath* It'll be a happy day in—"
Charlie was then cut off by Adam chiming in who also began to sing, " Let me stop you right there."
"Oh." said Charlie, halting her actions.
"If what you're suggesting is letting them climb up the ladder, oh, they'd rather cross the Pearly Gates?" asked Adam in a mocking tone.
"Well, uh-" stuttered Charlie nervously.
"Sorry, sweetie. But there's no defyin' their fates!" Adam stands up from the table, "'Cause Hell is forever, whether you like it or not."
Everywhere in their surroundings changes as both Gojira and Charlie are floating up to Heaven's gates, before falling into a pot full of liquified flesh, with Adam stirring them with a smirk.
"Had their chance to behave better, now they boil in the pot. 'Cause the rules are black and white, there's no use in tryin' to fight it, they're burnin' for their lives until we kill 'em again!" sang Adam.
Adam poured them out of the pot into a hole, and both of them struggled to crawl out of it, before looking up and seeing Adam and Lute staring them down with a smirk before she brought down her sword. Then they're back at the meeting hall.
Okay but-" Charlie tried to make a statement but she got cut off by Adam again.
"Just try to chillax, babe, you're wasting your breath." Sang Adam making Charlie chuckle nervously, "Did I hear you imply, that they don't deserve death? Are they Winners? Are they Sinners? 'Cause it's cut and dry."
He's getting close to her to scare her, "Well, actually, if you take a look—" said Charlie getting pressured.
Adam cuts her off again as he flies into the ceiling, "Fair is fair, an eye for an eye!"
The first man is floating with an angelic glow making himself like some sort of holy figure(which he somewhat is).
"And when all's said and done(Said and done). There's the question of fun(Fun)." He steps down on a bunch of clouds acting like stairs, "And for those of us with Divine Ordainment. Extermination is entertainment!"
Adam flies around with Lute, as he scats acting like he has a guitar, "Bow-now-now-nownow! Guitar solo, fuck yeah!"
He keeps singing around his guitar solo. Charlie groaned as she picked herself up from the table with Gojira helping her up. Adam and Lute began clapping with golden projections of other Exorcists accompanying them.
"Hell is forever, whether you like it or not. Had their chance to behave better…" sang Adam, the projections surrounded Charlie and Gojira, with the King of the Monsters quickly getting in front of her, to protect her.
"Where the hell did you guys come from?!" asked Charlie in a panic tone.
"Had their chance to behave better, now they boil in the pot. 'Cause the rules are black and white, there's no use in tryin' to fight it." They just simply keep clapping just to intimidate her, making Gojira growl at them. Adam and Lute are dancing around with the two sharing another mocking fist bump, "They're burnin' for their lives until we kill 'em again!"
Adam summoned a golden energy guitar, before rocking out wildly, "Fuckin' Hell's forever! And it's meant to suck a lot!"
All the projections fly towards Adam and Lute to group up with him, before going near the two with mocking looks, "So give up your dumb endeavor. 'Cause you don't have a shot!"
Charlie gets so angry that she almost turns into her demon form, growling in anger and burning the paper she's holding while Gojira's eyes became slit and his Dorsal Plates glow blue in anger.
"Long as I've got your attention, I guess I should probably mention." Mockingly sang Adam, as all of the Exorcist projections had smug grins on their faces, especially Lute who had the biggest one.
"They're getting arrogant!" thought Gojira glaring at them.
Adam and Exorcists float up again, "That we made the determination, to move up the next Extermination!"
Adam grinned showing a scroll saying: 'Fuck you, I do what I want!' in front of Charlie's face.
Her eyes widened upon hearing that, "What?!"
"Can't wait a whole year, to slaughter those little cunts!" Adam roughly grabbed Charlie's arm physically despite being a hologram, "I know it's just been a week, but we'll be back in six months!"
He harshly throws her out of the room with her papers and Gojira and quickly rushes over to her aid.
She grunted slowly standing up, "Um, wait, you-you!" She stuttered trying to run towards the angels to reason again but they immediately close the door, in front of her face, "Shit!"
She pounded against the door in frustration.
(Song end)
"What assholes." Gojira said, scoffing.
He never would've thought he would see such huge jerks in his life. He saw Charlie slowly banging her fist on the door, making him concerned.
He put a hand on her shoulder, Charlie looked at him with small tears in her eyes.
"It's not worth it, they're just the fools trying to make you feel bad." He said.
"B-But what went wrong? I just made things worse for everyone." said Charlie, as more tears began to leak.
"You didn't do anything, they're just the worse." He said. "If it was Mothra she would have been helpful."
It would be really useful if she was here now. What Charlie did next was surprising to him, as she hugged him tightly while burying her face into his shoulder. He stares at her before putting his arms around her. With his head lying on top of hers for comfort.
"It's best we go." He said.
Charlie sniffled and broke the hug, "Y-You're right, we should go. Might as well bring the bad news to Vaggie and the gang..."
He takes her away as he glares at the place. 'One day, something green will kill him.'
Hours later…
The two went back to the hotel, after the chaotic meeting with the representatives of Heaven. Charlie is still sulking about the failed plan. Vaggie notices them and strangely looks happy, which is strange since she's usually stressed out in the hotel when alone.
She quickly hugged Charlie, "Charlie! How did it go, did they listen?"
The princess of Hell stuttered, "Oh, they sure did hear it, but-" She was cut off by the eyepatch girl.
"Come here, we have something exciting to show you." Vaggie dragged her away making Gojira curious about what her plan was.
"What did she have a plan?" thought Gojira.
She dragged her into the main room, where the others are who are sitting on the couch, both Gojira and Charlie took a seat.
"Alastor pulled some strings and it's about to air." said Vaggie.
The Radio Demon beamed, "I pulled a few limbs too, hahaha!" He did his usual dark jokes.
"So what is it?" Gojira said.
"Why it's the commercial, my monster fellow!" chirped Alastor, surprising Charlie.
"Wait, the commercial? You all made a new one?" asked Charlie.
"Yeah, one of my better performances if I do say so myself." boasted Angel with a proud look, strangely he doesn't act sexual this time, which caught Gojira's attention.
This slightly made Charlie better, after what happened today.
"T-That's amazing guys." said Charlie with a small smile.
Angel quickly shushed her up, "It's starting!"
The TV booted up showing the group in classy clothing in front of the hotel, Alastor for some reason is glitching creepily on the screen.
"Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel-" Vaggie from the TV was cut off when the news played up.
This made all of them get annoyed and complain at the bad timing, with Charlie getting riled up nearly going to her demon form.
"Oh come on!" said Charlie.
The TV screen showed Katie Killjoy and her co-worker Tom Trench in their usual spot.
"Breaking news in Hell today! We have just received word from the Heaven Embassy that the next Extermination is happening sooner than ever before. Do you know what that means, Tom?" asked Katie turning to her co-host.
"No what does that mean, Katie?" asked Tom calmly.
Katie gets close to the screen, "It means we're all royally fucked!" Her eye twitches and Tom gets nervous.
The screen then shows the clocktower reducing its time to 176 days for the next Extermination. Screams from other Sinners can be heard around.
"Say what?!" exclaimed Angel.
Gojira roars. "Those darn fools!"
In a different place, a golden drone is scanning around the area before finding a dead Exorcist body with her head gone. On, Heaven, the drone is relaying the scene to Lute and Adam.
"We found the body, sir. They've never managed to kill one of us before. We should just go down there now and destroy them!" declared Lute.
But Adam stops her by raising his hand, "No, no. We can't risk them catching on. But, don't worry, when we come back, there won't be a demon left alive to pull a stunt like this again! And if they think they can resist us, well... Let's just say the mere word of Sinners will be gone... permanently" He let out an evil grin.
Somewhere deep within the boundaries of Heaven, was something big but not moving. Its eyes slowly opened before letting out an angelic roar.
To be continued…
(A/N): What do you think that is, in the end?! 0_0
Hope you guys enjoy this chapter cause it's a doozy. As shown in the chapter, Gojira met Adam and Lute, and of course, it became heated.
It also revealed that Lute and her comrades have fought the Kaijus before and lost, which is a huge blow to their pride especially Lute in the hands of the cyborg kaiju Gigan.
In the next chapter, Gojira meets up with the IMP again to join in a festival where Millie lives.
Yes, I'm skipping the Cherrub episode because there's nothing Gojira can do there except scare those Cherrubs.