The DvD
A young blue skin boy with shaggy blue hair and cat ears. sat watching TV in his underwear while his mother was folding clothes nearby."Gumball don't forget to take that dvd back today or we'll get a fine" Nicole was a woman wearing a gray skirt and a white collar shirt and a color pinned. She had blue short hair with similar cat ears.
Gumball Watrerson-Namikaze blinked and frowned."Why can't you do it. . you're the one with the car" Gumball asked."Well, I'm not the one who watch Alligator on a Train 72 times " Nicole reminded."It was 73 times actually cause dad wanted to see it" Gumball said as a broad red skin fox man with a white button up and black slacks with blond hair came down the had a bandage prosthetic arm from his navy tour.
"Hey don't throw me under the bus" Naruto Watterson-Namikaze said coming down the stairs and kissing his wife."Ah au contraire dear father since you bought the dvd. .it's yours! So it's your responsibility" Gumball pointed out."Yea i bought it with the money that me and your mother use to keep a roof over you kids head and Alligator on a Train in the dvd player" Naruto deadpanned. "Well we're the kids that didn't decide to be born" Gumball said and Nicole tired oh her son's back talk simply punched a hole clean through the door. .the steel door.
"Yep! No problem,Mom,I'll take it right back" Gumball said, getting a smile from Nicole."Oh! How very kind of you" Nicole said with a false sincerity "And don't forget to put on some pants" she watched her son sprint to get the DvD."Still got it" Nicole bragged about getting an eye roll from Naruto."Yeah well you'll learn that violence doesn't work all the time" Naruto said picking the laundry basket up."Yea well violence scares your ex off so i say it works 90 percent of the time" Nicole said taking the basket from Naruto's hand.
Walking into the kitchen Gumball saw Darwin his pet fish turned brother on the floor. "Darwin, have you seen that dvd anywhere I-Darwin! What are you doing?!" Gumball asked appalled when he saw his brother cutting pizza leftovers with the dvd."I'm using the pizza cutter" Darwin said innocently.
Dark was a dark skin and hair boy wearing an orange fish hoodie and beige had on prominent green and white sneakers.
"That's not the pizza cutter! That's the dvd" Gumball yelled frustrated "Oh gimme that" Gumball said taking the dvd and grabbing the kitchen sponge."You have to be careful Darwin the slightest scratch and they're done with" Gumball said as Darwin deadpanned at brother.
"For someone that cares so much about the DVD. .you probably shouldn't use the rough side" Darwin said, getting a blink from Gumball who looked down to see indeed he was using the rough side.
Screaming in panic, Gumball dropped the DVD in the garbage disposal, shredding it. "Nooo what are we gonna do" Gumball said crying a river of tears."Well always tells us that real men are honest" Darwin said snapping Gumball out of his tears."Well were not men now are we" Gumball said "So i have an idea".
Gumball put a cardboard DVD in the return tray."There you can make anything with cardboard and nobody can really tell the difference" Gumball concluded and Darwin disagreed."Really? It looks kinda obvious" the former fish said."Man you say that and I lost my trousers three weeks ago and no one noticed" Gumball said.
Gumball was wearing cardboard pants which covered his blue cat walked awkwardly away in the pants."Well everyone noticed your walk though" Darwin pointed out."Really?" Gumball asked and his brother nodded."You look like you went to the bathroom in a space suit" Darwin said.
A week later Gumball was again on the couch watching TV."Dude! It's a letter from Lazer Video!" Darwin said and Gumball shrugged."Just put it with the rest" he said gesturing to a pile of mail from Laser Vision.
"But this one is red, that means it's urgent" Darwin said, getting a look from Gumball. "Red paper or red writing?" The boy asked "Both!" Darwin said "it's actually really hard to read but it says we have to pay 25 dollars" the boy said urgently.
This got Gumball to panic "Ah man what are we gonna do!" The cat boy said."Face the consequences of our actions and tell Mom or " Darwin said, getting Gumball to shake his head no.
"No no no just give me time to think" Gumball said.
"It took you two days to think of this" Darwin deadpanned as they sat outside the convenience store begging for money. "Less complaining and more begging dude" Gumball said shaking the old hat in his hands "Now how much money we collected".Looking in the hat Darwin said "Three dollars" he said."Great twenty two more and we can pay off the DVD" Gumball said "Now pinch me we get more money if it looks like I'm crying" Gumball said and teared when Darwin punched him
A nearby hobo man scoffed getting the boys attention."Your out here begging for money for a DVD" the hobo asked and the boys nodded."Yeah I know crazy right" Gumball said "People don't understand how hard it is for us" Gumball said and the Hobo then swapped the went to take the hat back but the hobo grunted continued trying getting a grunt from the hobo each time and Darwin beginning beatboxing to next door neighbor walked past dropping a five dollar bill into the boys hat.
"Yes/Yay!" Gumball and Darwin cheered until the hobo took their money and went into the store."That guy stole our money!" Darwin said sadly and Gumball sighed."Well Darwin, sometimes in life,you have to realize that there are less fortunate people than ourselves" Gumball said passionately "Ge needs that money more than we do" he said until the Hobo came back out with a scratch ticket "Woo-hoo! I won! I spent your money on a scratch card,and now I'm a millionaire" Hobo smiled "That's great! So,can we have our five dollars back?" Gumball asked and the Hobo winced."Oh uh sorry guys i don't have any change on me" the Hobo said walking off his coat clinging with change.
Back out the house Darwin was going through the answering machine to clear it up and received a message from Larry at Lazer Video. .even when trying to skip it all."Gumball.I think we need to get a job" Darwin said and Gumball picked up Naruto's old newspaper."Hmm,can you cook" Gumball asked and Darwin said "No'
"Can you drive"
"No"
"Can you speak Chinese"
"我真的不知道如何说中文，因为它真的很难说，我只知道一个小的中国说话，所以我不能说" Darwin blinked in confusion and Darwin scratched his head "Uhh that means no".
"Can you provide inspirational leadership to a core team of thirty people,covering both national and international markets?" Gumball asked.
"Mmm,no" Darwin said
Gumball continued looking and got excited "Wait,how about this one? Looking for a person with no skill and training to serve as a scientific subject for the cosmetic industry" Gumball said confusing Darwin."What does tha mean?" the former fish asked and the cat boy smirked."It means they'll put makeup on us and see if it looks nice" Gumball said tossing the newspaper away."Kind of like modeling?" Darwin asked in awe and Gumball nodded."I've always thought I'd make a good model" Darwin said and Gumball was confused."What makes you think that" Gumball asked and Darwin pointed to his face "My cheekbones". "There's bone in there" Gumball asked and pushed Darwin face in revealing defined cheekbones.
"Oh,huh,There are" Gumball admitted
Gumball and Darwin sat in a room with an old cupcake woman getting interviewed."Are you boys eighteen?" She asked."Uh does it count if I've been both eight and ten?" Gumball asked and the older woman sighed, not really caring."I suppose step into the makeup booth" Martha said and both boys did."Please relax,Look into the red dot and pout" they did and when the makeup machine begin applying Gumball screamed in pain and fell."Hey that's not bad! Looking good" Darwin said before looking down and screaming at a swollen Gumball."I think I'm allergic" Gumball said, remembering how his mom always hid her makeup from him and Kit."How come you look so good" Gumball said and Darwin shrugged."I don't it has something to do with my. .perfect skin" Darwin said striking a perfect pout.
"Whatever i think i'm gonna get this off" Gumball said wiping his face and smearing the make up and distorting his face."What happened? Why am I looking at the floor" Gumball asked as the supervisor Martha reentered."Okay boys how did the test go" Martha said before screaming in horror at Gumball.
"I can't believe she only gave us five buts" Gumball complained walking up the house "It cost more than that to get home on the bus" he tried to open the door but found it with more force he found the door jammed by Laser Video letters."Huh? Oh man! More letters from laser vision!" Gumball complains "Oh we are in so much have to hide these before mom gets home" Gumball the home phone rings and Gumball went to answer it."Honey,are you in trouble? Because my mother senses are tingling and I can smell trouble" Nicole said from her office desk.
"Trouble?" Gumball chuckles nervously "No we're trouble here bye" Gumball said before trying to hang up but Nicole grabbed the phone over a screen border."Are you lying?" she asked. Gumball laughs nervously again "Oh no,of course not" he denies but Nicole knows better."Right you lying I'm coming home now" she said before letting the home phone go and hanging her own phone up."What should we do? Should we tell the truth and face the consequences of our actions" Darwin said, getting Gumball to glare."What is with you telling the truth? No, I'm gonna download and burn a copy of Alligators on a Train from the internet" Gumball says and Darwin gasp in horror.
"GUMBALL! You wouldn't steal a car! You wouldn't steal a woman's purse! You wouldn't steal a cell phone! PIRACY IS STEALING" Darwin yells and Gumball looks down."I know.I'm. . I'm so sorry" he says genuinely. "Anyway I got a better idea' Darwin said, getting his brother's attention."Is it stupid,desperate,and very unlikely to get us out of this mess?" Gumball asked and Darwin nodded his head yes.
"Is it humiliating?"
"If we get it wrong? Yes"
"Are we likely to get it wrong?"
"Possibly"
"In the time it took me to ask you these questions,could you have just told me what it is?" Gumball asked and Darwin said "Definitely"."Should we get on with it then?" Gumball asks and Darwin said "Yeah we better".
Nicole pulled up to the home and kicked the front door open, eyes glowing with motherly rage as she held a laser vision on the couch was Naruto with a pink bunny girl wearing a yellow sundress and a baby fox girl with diapers and a blue is Naruto's and Nicole's adopted and biological daughter Anais and Winfrey or Kit."They boys?" is all Nicole asks and Naruto points Gumball and Darwin are putting a dvd in a video case.
"We need to get to Laser Vision before Mom kicks out but" Gumball says and the boys hop out the window and carefully slides down to safety as Nicole opens the door."What did you do this time" Nicole says looking as the boys hops the leaps out the window and do a front flip and lands in on the lawn making a small crater."Book it" Gumball says and Darwin pulling Gumball over the fence.
Nicole sighs and takes her earrings and heels off."I've been chasing your father around the world during his 5 years in the navy. . .a couple homebodies" Nicole said taking up a stance "Is lightwork" she said before breaking out in above pro levels of sprinting speed."Crapbaskets" Gumball says and Nicole clears the fence in a single leap."Get back here! Don't you run away from your mother" Nicole and Darwin runs through a yard knocking over a umbrella,a table,and a lawn up Nicole leaps and vaults up the umbrella the leaps of lands and grinds across the table edge and on the grill cover and flips through the air and lands on the ground cleanly.
"Whoa" both boys said in awe as they cleared the Fitzgeralds yard just across the pool by hopping over Jerry Fitzgerald and Nicole hops over boys landed on a trampoline in the next yard and Nicole who leaped further was coming right for boys screamed and bounce on the trampoline taking it with them and Nicole face planted."Mom are you okay" Gumball asked peeking over the mumbles."What was that?" Gumball asked and Nicole looked up "You're in so much trouble!" Nicole yells and the boys scream and book it.
They jump over the fence and find themselves face to face with an angry boys hugged the walls and edged around the dog but Gumball noticed the stake holding back was coming loose."Quick" the cat boy yelled and go through a loose plank just as the dog came sighed before hearing their mother yell."Gumball we have to help Mom" Darwin pleaded and Gumball looks hesitant "I don't know man. . m-maybe she's just fine" Gumball said nervously and Gumball frowned."GUMBALL! There's a monstrous creature attacking our mother! We need to face the consequences of our actions and help her out!" Darwin said firmly.
Gumball swallowed deeply and nodded "Yes I'm-I'm 're right" he said before suddenly the dog stopped barking."Wait a minute why has it gone quiet?" Gumball said and breaking down the fence was their mother perfectly fine. .and riding the monstrous creature."Oh you gotta be kidding me" Gumball yells and he and Darwin continue their run."Stop right now!" Nicole yells and the boys pull an advance maneuver by ducking in opposite directions just as Nicole passes by going through several gates till she hits a brick wall.
The two Watterson both glanced at each other before taking off again.
Gumball and Darwin finally arrived at Laser Video."Stop the letters!" Gumball yells panting "Stop the letters!" he said, stopping Larry who was making letters."Oh the Watterson-Namikazes! Its about time you showed up.I assume you got my money?" the everyman asked."Better than that Larry,We got the Dvd" the cat said."I hope you don't mind if i make sure its real" Larry asked taking the Dvd "Last time its was a piece of cardboard".Gumball smirked confidently "Heh,go for it" he said winking to his brother.
Larry put it in and it played a poor homemade replica of the movie.
Larry blinked in utter confusion "This better be a joke" he said and the boys gasped shocked." Aw man, What gave it away" Gumball asked and Larry gave him a "What the fuck" look."Dude,its five seconds long and every credit is one of your two names" the clerk said flabbergasted."What and let them have all the glory" Gumball mutters."Well,there's no way i can accept this,You need to give me the real Dvd or money now!" Larry said, making the boys break down in tears begging Larry not to tell their mother.
However
"I already know" they heard their mother voice and turn to see both their parents looking at them."AHH" both the boys said in shock."Well i was on my way to pay off the movie and imagine my surprise seeing your mother stuck in walls" Naruto said pulling out his wallet "So how much is it Larry?" the fox man asked."Twenty-five dollars sir" Larry said much to Nicole's surprise."Is that all? You made me chase you around the neighborhood on a dog for twenty-five dollars" she asked the boys who looked down."But. .But we were scared to tell you" Gumball said and Nicole's eyes softened."Oh boys, there is nothing you can do that will ever stop me from loving you" she said before hugging the boys.
"Now let's head home boys" Nicole said until a disgruntled Naruto walked up."Oh what's wrong honey?" Nicole asked and he gave them all an annoyed look. "Well. .someone didn't recheck the movie which amounted to about 700 dollars in late fees out of my ramen for the month." Naruto said Nicole and the boys blinked."Well you see boys sometimes in life you gotta face the consequences of your actions" Nicole said sheepishly "And sometimes you just gotta RUN" she yelled grabbing the boys and running away from her angry husband.
Don't worry
Nicole will make up for it. . someday later
Welcome to a. . for fun story made to act like a hold over till i resume my normal postings
This is a fun comedy story with Naruto as the patriarch of the Watterson Anais being adopted. .well i mean it solves how her father is a fox instead of being a most changes I'm gonna make to the world is there will be the occasional curse word but that's the most we are doing here.
Next Episode: The Babysitter
Naruto and Nicole are going on a date night and Gumball,Darwin,Anais,and Kit are being watched by a babysitter. . who might have her hands full when it comes to the chaotic Watterson-Namikaze children and their goal to prove they are independent.