The Babysitter
Naruto pulls up a black tie
Nicole puts on a purple high heel
Naruto buttons up his orange blazer
Nicole puts on red lipstick
Nicole dressed in a white blouse and a cream colored sweater and a beige skirt and Naruto in a orange blazer with a white button up and a black tie and blazer turns to the fourth wall.
"Date night" they said and an action movie explosion occurred behind them.
Gumball and Darwin were watching Tv lazily as their parents came down the stairs."So when is Grandma coming?" Gumball asked and Naruto smiled."Well Grandma's not coming tonight." Naruto said.
"What?" Gumball, Darwin, and Anais said peeking in from the kitchen."Well Grandma Kushina is out of town on with Grandpa on a business trip so we hired a babysitter" Nicole said opening the door to a girl with gray skin and green sparkly and a white shirt and a pink sweater."Good evening Mr and Ms Watterson-Namikaze" she said.
"Clare meet our kids" Nicole introduced as Anais carried a baby foxgirl into the living room."First is our oldest Gumball" Naruto said pointing to the cat boy who now has sunglasses."Hey what's up" Gumball said leaning on the couch in a attempt to look to accidentally move it over and making fall on his face."Okay" Clare said slowly and then Naruto gesture to Darwin who still on the couch "That's Darwin our former pet fish" Naruto said confusing Clare.
"What?" Clare asked
"What?" Darwin repeated
"Third is Anais" Naruto pointing to the girl who was now shaking Claire's had stars in her eyes "A role model. . ." She whispered creeping Clare out a lot. "And last but not least Kit" Naruto said holding out a baby fox girl sucking her couldn't take her eyes of the baby who was staring her down with malicious intent behind her thoughtless eyes."Powerful" Clare thought taking a step back behind Nicole."Odd not sure why that seems to happen a lot" Nicole said offhandedly before grabbing Naruto's arm."Alright kids behave we'll be back in at 10" Nicole said dragging her husband despite his 6'3 statue.
Peeking his head in Naruto said "Oh yeah don't let them stay up past nine. .they get weird" Naruto whispered gravely before smiling "Pizza money in the third drawer bye!" He said closing the door."What are they gremlins?" Clare mumbles before turning to see a gremlin monster version of kids and in a blink they are back to normal. "And I may be out of my league" Clare whispered in slight horror.
~8:00
Okay she may have overreacted.
She and the kids we're sitting in the couch with her making sure that. . baby was on the very far were watching a couple of Disney movies and eating a large sausage pizza when suddenly she had to pee."Hey I gotta use the little girls room" Clare said standing up "I'll be right back" she said heading looking around and locating and using the bathroom she noticed it was getting late. "Welp time to put the tots to bed" Clare said drying her hands off and heading down the stairs.
"Alright kids time for bed" Clare said getting groans from kids."Oh come on Clare we all adults here" Gumball said "I'm sure we can strike a some sort of-" Gumball was saying until Clare held her hand up."First of all you're not an adult, Second of all if your mom can drag your dad who at least weigh 200 lbs of muscle like a sack of potatoes then there is nothing you can say that will get me to oppose her" Clare said with a deadpan look.
"Well-actually that's a fair point" Gumball agreed with a flat kids stood with a flat face in their room as Clare closed the door."Okay so now that a rebellion is on the table. . ." Gumball said not surprising Anais and Darwin in the slightest." And It took less than a second being put to bed before you suggested a mutiny" Anais sighed.
"Well if she's gonna treat us like kids we're gonna show out like kids" Gumball concluded getting Darwin to raise an eyebrow."Wait wouldn't that contradict our message and ignore the point of it in the first place?" Darwin asked as Gumball turned toys into makeshift weapons and armor shrugged."I don't know dude I just see people do that on the Internet and it seems to work" Gumball said and the other two looked at each other and shrugged.
Clare sighed, grabbing the young kit and went downstairs to put her in her bed."Alright where is your room?" she asked looking at the young out her pacifier Kit looked Clare in her eyes and said in an adult woman voice "I am very much aware Clare".Clare jaw dropped and Kit slowly closed it with her pudgy hand."I desire a bottle before nap naps" Kit said as tears of fear welled up in Clare eyes
"Now go forth Clare and complete your job. . .also my bottle is in the kitchen" Kit said "Don't try and tattle. .no one will believe you" she then put the pacifier in her mouth.".Clare robotically went to the kit and grabbed her bottle, fed her ,then burped her.
After putting her down for sleep she robotically sat back down on the couch. I'm just gonna pretend that didn't happened" Clare said before a loud bump snapped her out of her funk. "seems like the other brats are still awake" Clare sighed, getting up and marching up the stairs.
"Okay kids can you just help me-" Clare was saying until she was launched down the stairs by a pink confetti cannon."Huh didn't know Mom had a gender cannon" Darwin said and Gumball shrugged."Well they got it when they when adopted Anais but decided not to use it" Gumball said looking down the stairs to the folded Clare "And now I see why" Gumball coughed standing up and cracking her back. "Okay then you want get rough. . . let's get rough" Clare said before leaping up the stairs in a single jump.
"What the What" Gumball said and Clare struck a stance "Self defense class" she said before roundhousing Gumball away and turning to a now scared Darwin."Uhh please don't" the former fish pleaded until a small motor car knocked Clare down."Oh crraaap" Anais yelled as she flew down the stairs on the pink motor car and out the down to the streets Anais was immediately hit by a delivery car.
Back inside Clare got up and was tackled by Gumball holding a rope."God damn it just go to bed" Clare yelled fending off the blue cat boy trying to tie her up."Never! Now shut up and let me be a hypocrite" Gumball yelled but Clare used her leg to toss Gumball into Darwin and the two rolled into the bathroom.
"Okay turns out trying to beat someone who is older, stronger, and more skilled than us is proving to be more difficult than anticipated" Gumball said in pain."Well maybe we should try an ambush tactic?" Darwin asked, popping his shoulder back into place."Good idea. . Darwin I need you to act weak,feeble,and defenseless" Gumball said and Darwin saluted.
Outside the front door a generic looking delivery man holding a box of assorted donuts peeked his head through."Uhh delivery?" The man asked before catching a glimpse of Clare upstairs.
Walking outside the bathroom Darwin took a deep breath before putting on the crocodile tears."sniff Miss. .Clare. .sniff sniff. .I want to say. . sniff. . I'm Sorry" Darwin sniffed and Clare's eyes softened."Aw it's okay Darwin" she said going over and hugging the boy."Now how about we get your brother and-" Clare was cut off by the delivery man.
"Hey did you order. ." and the he was cut off as a vase slammed into the back of his head "What the heck dude" Darwin yelled and Gumball looked down in shock "I don't know. .I was aiming for Clare" Gumball said as Clare blinked in shock "You were gonna hit me with a damn vase!?" She yelled."Hey guys did you. . What the hell?!" Anais said coming upstairs to see the knocked out man.
"First of all. . language" Gumball said, shaking his head "You know perfectly well we were raised better than that" the blue cat chided "And second of all. .I JUST PANICKED AND OH MY GOD I KILLED SOMEONE!" Gumball screamed running in a circle until Clare grabbed and smacked him."Listen we have no time for this Gumball" Clare said her face serious "We need to bury the body then change our identities. .don't worry I know a guy" Clare said grabbing the wall phone. "We have to move to a different country. . one outside extradition territory and. . "
"Hold up I think he's okay" Darwin said checking his pulse "Yeah she's just knocked out" the former fish said getting Clare to blink."Oh well. .we can just sit him on the couch then" Clare said hanging the phone up.
~8:30
The delivery man now layed slumped on the couch with sunglasses.
"Why does he have sunglasses on Gumball" Anais asked and Gumball raised an eyebrow."Well to hide the damage of course" Gumball said and got a flat look from Anais."Gumball the damage is on the back of his head" the rabbit girl said point to a large bump on the back of her head. "Oh" Gumball said before putting the sunglasses over the welt."Now that we covered the damage we need a cover story for when he wakes up" Gumball said and Anais tapped her chin.
"We could say it was a home intruder" Clare suggested and Gumball snapped his fingers."Perfect! Now what were we just doing?" Gumball asked and Clare tapped her chin "Pretty sure it was you guys going to bed?" Clare suggested and the three kids nodded."Oh yeah make sense" Gumball said before three kids booked it. "Come on! Get back here" Clare said and ran after them into a basement."Okay" Clare said looking at the oddly large basement "What the hell". Picking up a pipe and holding it close in defense Clare took a deep breath "Alright let's rodeo" she said going in.
Nicole smiled as Naruto drove them home. She really did love her husband and the time they spend together and tonight was even 'll get home and with their children sleep climb into bed and. .why is there traffic?. Nicole blinked when she saw they were in the middle of a road traffic jam."What the hell is this?!" The cat woman yelled and Naruto tilted his head in confusion. "What could possibly be stopping us from getting ho-" Naruto was asking until he saw a group of elders (and ) dancing in the road as a flash mob.
"We heard this was a new hip thing." said.
". . .So we can get home on time. . " Naruto said with a deadpan ". . .but we might be charged for first degree murder" he said and Nicole sighed pulling out her phone.
~9:00
Clare walked through the basement with her phone flashlight looking for the little gre-she means lovely little phone rang and looking at it her eyes widened when she saw it was Nicole."Oh hi Ms. Watterson-Namikaze! How was your date?" she asked trying to cover her nervousness up."-Its was great dear i was calling you tell you we gonna be a bit late so Naruto want to ask how much extra you'll be charging?-" Nicole said on the other line."Oh that's fine no need to charge extra" Clare said eyes widening when she saw Gumball crawling on the roof.
"-That's great Clare thanks again we'll see you later-" Nicole said hanging up."Alright time to ring these brats in" Clare said and stalked to where she last saw Gumball at. Moving some boxes aside she was forced to duck as Gumball lunged at her with a she was locked into combat with her charge."Dammit why are you so proficient with a damn stick" Clare grunted.
"We played imaginary knights with Dad a lot when we were kids" Gumball grunted "And he really sucks at playing pretend fighting" he combat pushed the two towards a broken grunted before pushing Gumball off her just when Darwin leaped out the shadows and tackled her.
"Aggh get off me!" She said before Anais came out of the woodworks and opened the unlit furnace. Gumball got up and kicked Clare into the furnace and Anais closed it."Yay" the children cheered.
"Yay we won the battle!" Gumball cheered
"We proved we're mature for our age" Anais said in joy.
"We can stay up as long as we waa-oh" Darwin was cheering until he saw both Naruto and Nicole glaring down at them.
"Get the damn babysitter out the furnace" Naruto growled out."Yes sir" the kids said opening the climbed out with a glare."You know I was actually having a fun time with you three earlier" Clare said "But in your desperate attempt your more mature than me. .you did THE EXACT OPPOSITE" she yelled and while Naruto usually didn't like others yelling at his kids they did deserve it.
"Wait so by staging a immature mutiny we showed. . .that we immature?" Anais said in sarcastic shock looking at a sheepish pinch her nose figuring Gumball has something to do with loved her son but he had a habit of making a simple task more difficult in an attempt to make it easier.
Naruto sighs "Listen kids in this world action speaks louder than words" He said to them "And choosing when not to act speak the loudest" Naruto lectured. "Wow dad. .I never thought about it that way" Gumball said "I'm gonna take it to heart" the cat boy said and Nicole nodded. "Good, you can take it to heart. .in your bedroom" she deadpanned "cause you three are grounded" she said and the kids deflated.
"Hey so about that extra payment" Clare said and Naruto nodded "Of course here's the 80 and a extra 20" Naruto said and Clare nodded."Thanks". A car horn sounded from a distance making Clare perk up."Oh my mom is here. .you guys mind taking care of the knocked guy in the living room? Thanks bye!" Clare said, confusing the adults.
"Wait. . a knocked out guy?" they asked since they came through the backdoor. Gumball deflated as his siblings pointed to him.
"GUMBALL DID WHAT?!"
Hey guys, long time eh?
Sorry this chapter took so long. I was constantly rewriting this so I could practice making my own unique chapter of this.
Did I capture the essence of the Amazing World of Gumball? Let me know cause I sure need the practice.
Anyways here is the next chapter preview.
Naruto and Nicole attend a PTA meeting while Darwin and Gumball try to properly babysit their baby sisters and complete their chores. . .while trying to avoid destroying the house.
Join the Wattersons (I think I'll shorten it to this or Namikaze) in. . .
The Responsible.
