It was 2 am. The party at grandma Lilly's house was at its peak. Drunk and stoned bodies littered the floor, couples were making out in the corners.
Alex and Dante sat at a table, propping up their heads on their elbows and feeling bored. The alcohol and weed were wearing off for Dante and a same-night hangover was slowly setting in. Alex was still stoned, but not stuck to the floor anymore in a brutal greenout.
"Ughghghghhhhh…" Alex sighed. He was feeling a bit sick but wasn't ready to quit the party and couldn't fall asleep. "What should we do now?"
Dante stared into nothingness in front of him. SpongeBob was on TV. Dante's eyes widened and his mouth spread in a smile. Suddenly, he had a great idea!
"I know! Let's play a prank on someone!" And he looked at the old girl dressed in the retro pink sweater with aerobics depicted on it, peacefully sleeping on the sofa nearby. "The Frankenstein girl, Bee or whatsherface, let's prank her!"
They scooted over to her, focusing their gaze on the unsuspecting would-be victim.
"Let's put her left shoe on her right foot and the right shoe on her left foot. She'll wake up and be so confused, LOL" said Dante.
"No," Alex frowned. "Wait how about this: we draw eyes on her eyelids, it'll look so fucking funny!
"To whom? Everyone's busy making out," Dante tapped a finger to his lips deep in thought. "Oh, I know! Let's put salt in her water and she'll be so surprised when she wakes up all thirsty and drinks it and it'll taste so salty."
Alex gave Dante a cunning look. "Oh, how about.. we replace all the medication in her medication box with the shit!"
"Alex!" Dante exclaimed as his mouth hung open in shock of what his friend just said. "That's the most brilliant prank I've ever heard!"
"Ikr? She'll be laughing so hard!"
"lmao"
They carefully opened the capsules, poured out the contents and placed the weed inside. Some of the pills were replaced with similar looking amusing substances. And then, with childlike giggling, they went to sleep in each other's arms.