Made up a list of headcanons for a Parenthood AU surrounding Rock and Revy from Black Lagoon, thank my boredom-fueled daydreams at work.

Nowhere is as chaotic and violent as the city of Roanapur, and of all the psychotic, dangerous people who call the lawless city home, Revy 'Two Hands' is up there with the worst of them. Everyone in the city knows to give her a mile wide berth, or else risk getting burned, if not worse. Yet in spite of herself, Eda can't help but be drawn in like a moth to the flame. (Revy / Eda)

Balalaika knew why Revy was fascinated by the minotaur in the famous Greek myth, though, she knew that Revy would never admit to it.

Life rarely goes along our plan, but maybe in the end, that's not such a bad thing... We will see...

Balalaika has to leave the dangerous streets of Roanapur, to attend a minute. She leaves her young daughter, Mila, with her grandparents. However, that same night, Mila gets kidnapped by someone Balalaika used to be very close to. Will she find her daughter in time and discover the evolvment of the Lagoon Company in Mila's disappearance?

Revy was not unintelligent. Balalaika knew this. The younger woman just hadn't been afforded many opportunities to read that much literature. Then Revy made a literary reference that almost made Balalaika drop her cigar. Or, how a discussion about a book, leads to Balalaika almost asking Revy to let her kill Rock.

When his last job goes wrong a mercenary hangs up his gun to become a ships mechanic. Unfortunately for him he chooses the one boat in Thailand that is truly a magnet for trouble. Post El Baile de le Muerte arc in the manga/Roberta's Blood Trail in the anime. Its Black Lagoon, of course its rated M, the F-Bomb will be dropped.

Terminology is everything. Balalaika knows that. Or it's important. It's why she is hesitant to call herself and Revy "bedmates"-to use a classier term than Revy would use. No. They were not just bedmates. Their relationship had changed too much for that.

Varios años mas tarde. Aquellos que resistan a los monstruos, cuidar de no convertirse en monstruos. El vendedor lo sabía, no todos los ángeles son agradables. No quiere perder su alma.

Some years later. Those who resist monsters, be careful not to become a monster. The salesman knew it, but not all angels are nice... Don't want to lose his soul.

Despues de una mala entrega en Japon, Revy, Rock y Balalaika se ven obligados a ocultarse en una antigua cabaña familiar de la Familia Okajima esperando a poder escapar, viviendo mas tiempo de lo Esperando como "Humanos"

Después del Miedo y el Asco en Japón, Dutch decide enviar a los 2 miembros mas perturbados de su equipo de vacaciones a una Isla casi desierta a que se recuperen, o se unan, lo que pase Primero

On an early morning in Roanapur, Revy awakes in an emotional outburst after having a nightmare about her past. Unfortunately for her, Rock is there to witness the aftermath. Will Revy be honest with both Rock and more importantly, herself? How will this change the dynamic between the two?

Everyone is concerned that Rock is too reckless. It is starting to impact how Revy view her relationship with Rock. Rock then takes the step to reconnect.

He knew she'd never choose disgrace... But being forced into exile alongside the woman he loved? It was not what he expected. Rated T for violence, death, and profanity. Doesn't entirely follow anime.

Amara Chaisai has lived her whole life in Roanapur, hiding in the shadows and using all of her skills to survive. Just when's she's gotten used to her current situation, she crosses paths with the Lagoon Company. Now she finds herself a part of this ragtag group of murdering misfits that soon becomes her family. Warning: OC is Intersex

Rewrite updated! AU: Follow Rock as he goes through the trials and tribulations of his rough beginnings and even harder future. Becoming a feared assassin, he has to translate his skills to become a pirate alongside his old friends. Though demons from his past come back to haunt him. Can he surpass his new troubles or will he succumb to the consequences?

We are moving away from murky, emotionally strong stories and dark plots. This story is about a bunch of characters doing crazy shit, where anything can happen. English edition.

Nos alejamos de las historias turbias, emocionalmente fuertes y trama oscura. Esta historia es sobre un montón de personajes haciendo pendejadas, donde todo puede pasar.

In a city of sin, there lies the Heart of Darkness, a place where the impossible is possible and legend and reality blend… do not own Black Lagoon.

Remember when I said "I wonder what it would be like if my life were a little more action packed?" Well, I did. But this isn't quite what I had in mind. So Revy, what say we go and show them all why we deserve to be feared, huh? It's time to show the world why Catherine "Cat" Lee is known as Double Tap. M rated because it is Black Lagoon. A self-insert fanfic.

Rock leaves a drunken message on Balalaika's answering machine, the contents of which are very sexual in nature. When he's requested to see her, he thinks he's in trouble with the Russian mob boss. He's not completely wrong... Rated M for language, sexual content, and most likely violence. Of course other characters will be featured, but I'm just gonna tag the main couple.

Only three chapters long. The Lagoon company are sent out to find something that belonged to Balalaika. A crew which stole from her. They find the crew wiped out already, and whatever was taken from Balalaika, stolen. But Revy finds something much more disturbing. A symbol on the wall, signifying an old enemy has returned. BalalaikaxRevy fic.

A rogue Central Intelligence agent now joins a mercenary for hire service group that works whoever and even work for a Russian Mafia, a Triad, cartel and even work for governments in a city called Roanapur and will face many dangerous situations and his past will come back to him.

Most love stories in Roanapur end the same way. But it's unlikely anyone has seen this one play out before. Especially as it means that all of Roanapur will be filled with screams, and a young woman who loves with everything that she has, is going to be betrayed in every way there is to be betrayed by her lovers. Warnings inside.