Chapter 1

Greetings everyone, my name is Michael Abbot, and I'm officially an Agent to the Company.

Which company you may ask? Well, allow me to properly reiterate: THE Company. You must put an uppercase letter to it otherwise you won't give the gravitas of the business any justice. Though it's hard to give any justice to an over glorified multi-dimensional slavery company. Yep, it was that kind of Company, the kind you'd find on those filthy degenerate threads like QQ and the others.

Now the big question that goes through peoples minds when they see some random joe willingly join such a morally bankrupt business would be: Why?

And my answer of "Because I'm tired of being in a dead-end warehouse job and actually want to do more than eat, sleep, work, and play video games for the rest of my life" would be the lackluster response. It's not really satisfying for anyone interested, but it's enough for me especially when I can barely spare to give up the work hours to go back to school.

The Agent in charge of picking up random suckers like me was just as "on the level" about my motivation to join the Company too. Did you know that the Company invade your dreams to do the whole sales pitch; because I was not prepared for a white middle-aged man in a suit and tie to pop up in the middle of one of my wet dreams.

Though he did make it less awkward by not addressing my nudity and the boner I still had…

…I don't know why I said that…

Please forget I said that and focus on topic with how I basically became an over glorified sex slaver now. I can't deny that aspect since it'll follow me throughout my whole life now, so I can be moral, but not virtue signaling with how I'll use the Company to be a better person or help those who need it or some shit like that. My intentions are practically selfish, I like what I like, and I hate what I hate. If I like someone, then I'll support them or save them; if I hate someone then I'll basically do all in my power to destroy them and anything they hope to ever achieve just as it's within their grasp.

Simple.

So that's why I chose Irene Belserion as my companion into the world of Genshin Impact. Despite her coming from Fairy Tail, my most hated serialized shounen manga ever, I actually liked her aesthetic, design, and wholeheartedly sympathized with her plight once her tragic backstory was revealed. Call it childish, but I personally wanted to spare one Irene of that horrible fate despite purchasing a cloned version of her.

I mean seriously why would you freaking have so much built up for her, only to have her commit seppuku out of a sudden change of heart, Mashima?

Now relatively speaking, buying/summoning a woman, who's been deprived of all her natural senses and as result gaining them back due to Company shenanigans seemed to be a good idea at the time. It didn't, you wanna know why? Because it proved to be a great idea especially when she deemed to thank me for it the following night and entire day thereafter.

"Fu-Fuck!" A groan slipped past my lips before they got smothered by the bouncing bosom of the scarlet haired MILF taking my dick for a ride. The bed creaked ominously beneath me as the powerful (and painful) slamming of my new companion's thick, jiggly thighs kept hammering into my own.

"M-More! S-So long! It's been so looooooongh~! Oooough!" Her slack jawed ahegao was in stark contrast with that prim and proper air of a mythical Sage act that she had going on. But with the reality that not only did she gain back her original form of a human but also the senses that came with it, there was no longer any need to hold herself back. Which was a painful delight since everything from the waist down was soaked with her love juices from her consecutive orgasms, even the bed.

I probably would have died if not for my bought [Dragon Heritage] perks and Template Stacking I & II [Sun Wukong]. Thank God for Appearance Change too because I couldn't deal with having the full-bodied fur of a Stone Monkey, but the monkey tail was cool, so I kept it. Anyway, after managing to sexually satisfy and reacquaint Irene with her old senses, we got to work over the next month in the pocket dimension.

Thankfully, I asked the Agent in charge of helping me out with my Build, and apparently my pocket dimension won't currently sync with my world of choice's time stream until I willingly enter it.

Meaning, I can basically prepare for a minimum of a whole month and not even a whole day would have passed in the world of Teyvat until I entered it. Sort of like a discount Hyperbolic Time Chamber.

So, in that single month I managed to get the basics for each of my brand-new perks. I possessed half of the Monkey King's 8 immortalities and sufficiently tested them against Irene who certainly didn't hold back when roasting me alive, striking me with thunder, and impaling me with aetheric blades of magic. I had also learned that I had super strength, durability, and the ability to shoot beams of light out of my eyes.

Yes, Sun Wukong has laser eyes. Read Journey to the West and that's literally the first thing he does when he's born.

The Sun Wukong Template also graced me with the ability to fly, manipulate storms and clouds, regenerate, transform and shapeshift into any form I like (with the caveat that I can't change the color of my eyes and my tail still remaining), duplicate myself with the limit being judged by the amount of hair on my body, create forcefields by drawing a circle on the ground, breathe underwater, and break locks just by pointing at them.

And this was only a small portion of the abilities the Template allowed me to get with a mere T5 increase with Template Stacking II. The others were still locked behind until I've grown sufficiently in strength, but the amount of grab-bag abilities from this character were still ludicrous. I was even able to acquire the Monkey King's size changing staff, Nyoibo, which certainly didn't feel like it weighed thirteen-thousand-pounds.

Now it was a little rough having to use my two Dragon forms, but thankfully Irene was happy to help guide me through it, but not without some incentive.

"A-Are you sure about this?" I grunted and snarled for the fifth time as I, in my larger red-scaled bipedal dragon form, had pushed Irene into the sands of the beach, my hips savagely pistoning my pointed draconic dick into her wet, overly stretched confines of her pussy. It was a bit of a struggle at first, but we eventually managed to get the whole thing in her. Admittedly at first, I was scared I would tear her in two, but then I saw the way my dick stretched out her abdomen, then that fear was replaced by the sheer desire to use her as a fleshlight.

Still, I had to ask her in case she was getting overwhelmed.

"Y-Yessssss~! D-Don't…Ough! There! Right there! Nnnmph! I'm much more durable than you give me c-cred-oh gods…for…! So just. Don't. Sto-Aaaaaaahn~!" I simply shrugged and went to town on gouging her out. She did ask for it…

"Ooh~! Look at them go, Heiny! Master is really going all out on the Mistress! Hey, you wanna bet on how many times he'll make her cum today?"

"Juliet, silence. We're only here to keep watch and attend to them when asked. Do not interfere in the process of master's training."

"Boo! I was just trying to pass the time. Besides, doesn't seem like they're training to me…"

Ah, that's right, I also got Heine Lenasea & Juliet Sun for my Retinue thanks to Irene enchanting some of the weapons that came with her when I bought her. Those two specifically netted me 24 credits. It was only a shame that the others that Irene enchanted couldn't yield as much compensation. Yeah, I had still used my Shroud to capture the various Enchanted objects turned people, but since they weren't considered to be "canon" or relevant to be part of the Company's catalog, then I couldn't be paid for it.

So, after dumping a heavy load in my Dragon Sage Wife, we resumed our training and focused on my element of choice for my Dragon Heritage perk: Infinity.

I ran and weaved through Heine's onslaught of magical bands, each was imbued with a ludicrous amount of magic that they were as sharp as steel blades and durable as tungsten. My new immortality and sheer durability may have made the idea of avoiding still seem trivial, but the point of this exercise was to test out my capabilities with the concept of my power.

I concentrated and drew upon my power to infinitely divide the distance between the whips of bands trying to strike my neck, head, eyes, and solar plexus. Following the Achilles Paradox, the bands moved ever so slowly for me to properly escape their grasp with a quick jump backwards.

"Gotcha, Master!" I jumped in place as Juliet loudly revealed herself by attacking my rear. Stuck mid-jump, I chose to simply draw upon my Shroud and have it form a hand to eerily resemble a light wielding Admiral from a certain manga, and directly point it at Juliet's face. The brunette's eyes were bugging as she scrambled to dodge the beam of light that flew off into the distance of the ocean and exploded.

"Are you trying to kill me, Master!?" Juliet screeched.

"No, but next time don't announce your-swwhoa!" I slipped and slid on the sandy flooring of the beach, which was now covered in mucus. I glared back at Juliet, who wore an infuriatingly smug grin on her face. "Oh, you little-!"

"Master, it would be wise not to ignore me!" Shit, here comes Heine again! I focused my efforts on infinitely dividing her wildly swing bands again while keeping an eye on Juliet, who returned to circling around Heine and me. I clicked my tongue and used my infinity to divide the distance between the mucus on the ground and my feet in order to get better footing. It was hard trying to focus on both at the same time, but it had greatly helped with having to fend the pair off for five more minutes before Irene drew the sparring match to an end. For their great work in assisting me with my training, I created three clones for the pair of Enchanted humans to have their fun with.

Heine always enjoyed an intimate fuck while away from public eyes so that she can lower her stone-walled guard and allow her submissively masochistic side for my eyes alone. She was like a cat when you really looked at it.

Juliet was the opposite, she enjoyed having more than one of me fuck the shit out of her and delighted in the prospect of having sex in public. The slutty little minx even has the gall to get a train rode on her by my clones right beside Irene and I as we discussed the areas to where I can better improve my handling with my element of Infinity.

So far, I had the basic concept of how to apply my power in a salvageable fashion. I only have Gojo Satoru's idea of how to make use of Infinity to go off of. I can't be touched by things actively attacking me, but I have to actually be aware of the person, attack, or object bringing me harm then put the concept into use.

It's not as automatic as I wanted, but I didn't really have the Six Eyes like Gojo to make things run smoothly, so that was a given. That's why Irene next proposed that I applied Infinity to other aspects of myself such as my large pool of mana and general development. It was a start, but I needed more time to perfect it.

Sadly, I didn't have the time to go too in depth with it as the month finally came to an end, and time in our pocket dimension would re-sync with the world of Teyvat. Welp, it was time to get to business. Irene and I grabbed the essential travel equipment that we've been steadily putting together with each day that passed. Our goal for this world was quite simple: We were to capture and travel with the Traveler during their quest in Teyvat.

Was it a generic Isekai trash plot to go along like this?

Yep, but it was simple in its execution. This way I get to be around important targets and take part in huge events that can better help me grow my skills. Helping a couple of people out along the way is a bonus too, but my goals were mostly selfish at the end of the day. I'd always keep my interests at hand, otherwise, I doubt I can be a sufficient Agent.

So, with a heavy heart, we momentarily said goodbye to our enchanted servants, who were sad to see us go. Looking at all 10 of them, I was a little taken aback with how each one resembled a character to my liking after Irene had made Heine and Juliet. She gave me full reign to decide the appearance, personality, and magical abilities of any object that she enchanted into a person, and so I gladly volunteered some ideas that made our nightly escapades more…exciting.

And so, the following servants were named and based off the following characters:

Hana (Based off of Unohana Retsu from Bleach): Healing Magic

Sayuri (Based off of Sasuke Uchiha from Naruto): Eye Magic

Yuki (Based off of Yumi from Senran Kagura): Ice Magic

Leona (Based off of Mereoleona from Black Clover): Fire Magic

Maya (Based off of Narmaya from Granblue Fantasy): Sword Magic

Dia (Based off of Dio Brando from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure): Time Magic

Spindle (Based off of Machi from Hunter X Hunter): Needle Magic

Asta (Based off of Astolfo from Fate): Light-Make Magic

Sadly, she couldn't add more to each of them lest she destroys their "Containers" and reverts them back to the original items they were enchanted upon. So, seeing off our loyal servants, who willingly followed our commands with such loyalty, I decided to leave them all with a gaggle of my clones to entertain themselves with while we were absent. They all seemed to be enjoying the parting gift, especially Asta, who was already beset upon by two of my clones while pile-driving Hana into the floor.

With all of that settled, Irene and I left for the world of Teyvat, and emerged from the portal to be in a very lush forest in the middle of the day.

Looking around before turning to me, Irene asked, "Any clue where we are, dear?"

I studiously opened the Mapper app and sighed. "Mondstat. Though I guess from the ordinary foliage of trees and grass around here that need to double check wasn't necessary." Plucking a couple of hairs from my head, I summoned five clones to shapeshift into hawks. The command given to them was to find and locate the Traveler through both twins' shared appearances: blond/e hair and gold eyes.

Until one of them completes their search, Irene and I took the time to explore the overall area and take in the sights that Mondstat's wildlife had to offer. Randomly walking around, arm in arm had us encounter a Geo Slime near some rocky cliffs.

"What a fascinating find, beloved." Irene happily observed her new catch that was struggling to tackle through the conjured magic containment cube that she'd placed it in. "So this is one of the creatures composed of purely one of this world's elements?"

"Sure is." I nodded. "It must have a different feel to it than Ethernano, yeah?"

"Most certainly." She spoke absentmindedly and only continued to gaze…someway at it. I guess experiencing something new must be getting to her. As I coughed, she snapped out of it, used enchantment magic to freeze the time around the slime, and stowed it away in our shared pocket space.

"But it's a dalliance I'll look forward to later." She returned to my side and wrapped my arm betwixt her soft bosom. "I'd much rather enjoy the time we have together until-." Suddenly a ping went off in my head as news from one of my clones had revealed the location of one of the Travelers. Irene light-heartedly sighed. "Nevermind. I take it our quarry has been found?"

"Yup." I nodded.

"Then let's prepare for the expanding of our ranks then, come." Irene began to lead the way, but I had a better idea. Forgoing any decorum, I yanked her magic staff out of her hand, sent it to the pocket space, and lifted her up like a princess. Technically she was a queen, but semantics.

"Oh my, I fail to see the need of this, beloved." She affectionately wrapped her arms around my neck. "After all, you've swept me off my feet long before this…"

I rolled my eyes and huffed. "I know." I pecked her on the lips and simply flew. I followed the memories of my clone and discerned the environment for the tells of the Traveler's position. They were rather deep in the woods, but if this was two months before they found Paimon, then it makes sense. Unconscious and sitting under a tree, we encountered the Traveler, Aether. Well, at least it was a version of Aether who was a girl.

Universal Calibration was working wonders by aligning with my preferences. So now "Aether" with some nice fertile hips and nice perky tits laid before us, unconscious and ignorant to the world around her. Good thing we came along because it must sheer luck that no Hilichurl or monsters came to fuck them up. Unfortunately, we came along and so I needed to do what was required of someone belonging in my occupation.

My shroud unfurled and viciously snapped to engulf and firmly begin to impose my will upon the unconscious Traveler. Irene stood back and watched in fascination as a new member of my retinue was soon to join us. The process was completed with no struggle from the target, and now I was equipped with a new companion and 60 credits.

Now all that was left-

"Mmmrm…L-Lumine? N-No…wait… W-Where am I?" -was to welcome and console the waking Traveler, who's been separated from the beloved sibling. The other stuff can wait, I'd much rather get them through this rough point in their life as smoothly as possible.

"Hey, are you okay?" I asked, genuine concern lacing my tone as I held out a hand to the waking Traveler.

A rather simple start, wouldn't you say?

This was inspired by the fact that there's a shockingly low amount of Genshin Impact fics out there and Musashi-Chan's story "To Be a Mother". This story would generally be wish fulfillment and for general fun. This fic's pacing is a little faster than BE HAPPY since going too slow would just kill the momentum of the plot and "plot". Well, I hoped you all enjoyed it and thanks for reading guys, and have a lovely day!

I'm Out so Peace Out!