A chance youtube viewing of Matt from Scholagladiatoria talking about his "5 worst weapons" from Lord of the Rings set this plot bunny up and running. Because we all need a bit of crackfic in these difficult days. Movie-verse. M just for language, nothing else.

Faramir hungers to be full.

Éowyn is only fourteen when a gifted young man called Gríma is appointed King's Counsellor. Following his father's footsteps, he gains widespread trust. This is the story of the lengthening of the Shadow, the corruption of a man, the souring of a friendship, and the eventual redemption of a woman in despair.

Legolas believes he has his life figured out, spending most of his time on patrols of Mirkwood and with his father when he can. But when he finds a blind elfling in the forest, his life gets turned upside down. Will he help the boy with the assistance of his father, a young guard, and a kind teacher, or will he break under the pressure and give the boy up? *Cover image is not mine.

Something begins to stir in the dark places as a sign that the world will change. Pre-LOTR.

A short peek into Faramir's mind just prior to Aragorn's coronation. Witnessed by a certain Wood elf. Written for the Teitho challenge 'Relationships'

Faramir does not cry for Denethor

Sometimes relationships are between people, sometimes they are between objects, and sometimes they can be between numbers. Erchirion puts some of Faramir's geometrical theories to an all-important practical test during the Siege of Gondor. Joint first place in the Teitho challenge "Relationships."

Gandalf encounters the Steward's family.

A retired Sam struggles to fulfill one last wish of Frodo's.

UPDATED CHAPTERS 1 AND 2 / A friend of Legolas was captured by Saruman. Meanwhile Legolas agreed to be a part of the Fellowship of the Ring. Starring Legolas, Aragorn, the rest of the Fellowship, the twins and some other original characters. There will be pain, torture, even rape...might get very graphic

AU Three rings for the elves..What if there were four? This story follows four sisters and their tie to middle earth and its people. Alfirin is the chosen bearer of the ring but she rejects it and runs, only to be captured. She will know pain, healing and friendship on her journey towards accepting herself.

Come mantenere sensuale il vostro matrimonio. Con gentile riconoscimento alla scena in A Fish called Wanda, in cui John Cleese parla russo. How to keep your marriage exciting. With grateful thanks to the "speaking Russian" scene in a Fish called Wanda. Translation of Amo, Amas, I love a lass.

119 Fourth Age – A talk between Legolas, prince of the Woodland Realm and Elessar Telcontar, king of Arnor and Gondor (no slash)

It is 2941. All manner of peoples come to Imladris seeking lore. Young Estel meets one of them and a lifelong love affair begins. With pipeweed.

In the aftermath of a failed mission, Legolas returns to the stronghold in Mirkwood and must carry on as a captain, a prince, and a son. A story about finding hope and faith in the face of despair.

Denethor looks in the Palantir for the last time. Bookverse.

A spring trip from the Glittering Caves to Minas Tirith is interrupted by an accident fording the river. In its aftermath, Gimli urges Legolas to take the appropriate medication and presses him to confess a long-held fear. Gimli provides much needed reassurance, and-perhaps most importantly-quite enjoys a well-cooked bird. / Rated T for discussion of addiction.

When Saruman claims the Ring and declares himself the Third Dark Lord, Gandalf can only see hope in the form of an old friend of his... and a certain Elvenking. Be warned, this features an extremely evil, ruthless Saruman

Eomer and Lothiriel go riding and spend the day in the woods. Smutty one shot! This is my first attempt at writing smut. Hope you all enjoy, and all feedback is appreciated!

Lothíriel felt prepared for everything that happened at her and Éomer's wedding in the mead hall but at the end of the feast, in the privacy of their bedchamber, she knows less of what to expect and do. Fortunately her new husband is patient in this, if not in many other matters.

After all the events, Morgoth, Sauron, and all their servants were cast into a never ending land were no life is formed. Then fate took an very, very unexpected turn. A woman appears with glowing purple/blue eyes. Who is she? And what does she want from them?

She was naive enough to believe she wouldn't die, because as she felt her mother's arms clasp around her and listened to her sob into Maya's jacket, she felt her own life float up into the air and away from this world. "To Mordor..." Thranduil x OC. May include M rated chapters/the rating may be subject to change.

This is a continuation of the story I wrote called "The Heir Apparent" under my other name Mirkwoodmaiden. I lost the password to that account. It is the story of Arathorn and Gilraen, and about the Dunedain way of life. It then follows little Estel as he grows up in Rivendell and now as he returns to the Dunedain. This is CHAPTER 18 and it follows directly from Chapter 17.

In a cave in Mordor, Sauron awakes his newly made creation and gives it life.