Thyra/Alaric opened Alaric's closest and pulls out two button-up shirts. Thyra/Alaric turns around to Katerina who was tied up in a chair then Ivan and Dominic who were sitting on the couch holding hands.
"Oh! Who is this guy, safari Sam?" Thyra/Alaric holds up the shirts, "Bad or Badder?"
"The dark colors suit you better," Katerina offers.
"Eh, too bad you don't fit into my clothes I have awesome fashion," Dominic inputs.
"Oh, thank you, honey," Thyra/Alaric completing ignoring Dominic, "Okay, pop quiz. The dagger and white ash are in the Salvators' possession, correct?" Thyra questions Katerina.
"The dagger was used to kill Elijah. You'll find him in the basement of the Salvator house," Katerina explains.
"Finally that prick needs some sleep," Ivan whispers under his breath but everyone heard him. Thyra/Alaric smiles at the dig.
"Okay, that dagger needs to stay exactly where it is. The last thing I need to do is resurrect Elijah. Oh, that guy is a buzzkill," Thyra/Alaric complains.
"Don't forget you're on the outs with your girlfriend Jenna," Katerina reminds.
"Jenna's pretty hot," Dominic inputs. Ivan hits Dominic on the arm, "What I'm pan you know that."
"Back on track, please. Jenna's Elena's aunt. For all the lies about Isobel. What else?"
"That's it," Thyra/Alaric moves closer to Katerina and touches her face.
"Oh, so jumpy."
"Please just... kill me. I've told you everything that I know," Katerina begs.
"Yes beg for your life bitch," Dominic cheers. Thyra/Alaric rolls her eyes as she places her hands on the armrests on Katerina's chair and looks her in the face.
"You see, I believe that you believe that, but what would you not know? What could they be keeping from you? Hmm? Anything? Tell me," Thyra/Alaric compels Katerina.
"They were trying to see if Bonnie could find a way to kill an original without a dagger," Katerina answers.
"Bonnie the best friend? I thought you said she didn't have powers anymore," Thyra/Alaric tilts her head to the side.
"She doesn't or didn't. I don't know. You kidnapped me, remember? I'm kinda out of the loop," Katerina reminds.
"She's got you there," Dominic points out.
"Dominic shut up before I kill you," Thyra/Alaric threatens.
"Sorry Klaus," Dominic sheepishly apologizes.
"Well, we'll have to get to the bottom of that," Thyra/Alaric gets back on track.
"Please, just kill me, Klaus, and be done with it," Katerina begs once again.
"And show you kindness? I've searched for you for over 500 years. Your death is going to last at least half that long. Сука." Thyra/Klaus pulls a pocket knife out of her back pocket. She flicks it open and turns it to Katerina to hold, "I want you to take this knife... And stab yourself," Thyra/Alaric compels. Katerina takes the knife and stabs herself in the thigh. "Know take it out." Katerina takes out the knife and the wound heals. "Now while I'm gone, I want you to do that over and over again and if you get bored, switch legs."
"Where are you going?" Katerina asks.
"I'm gonna go lay eyes on my precious doppelganger." Thyra/Alaric leans forward and kisses Katerina on the forehead," Oh, don't look so glum, Katerina. The fun is just beginning. Again. Иван, Доминик со мной." Ivan and Dominic get off the couch grabbing their jackets and follow Thyra/Alaric out of the apartment as Katerina stabs herself in the thigh again. The trio walk to Alaric's car and get in.
"So what's the game plan?" Ivan asks.
"Dominic I need you to find this werewolf," Thyra/Alaric pulls a piece of paper out of her pocket and passes it to Dominic. "Ivan find some random guy off the street and keep him somewhere safe."
"понятно," Ivan salutes and gets out of the car Dominic following behind. Thyra/Alaric hits her head against the steering wheel. Thyra takes a deep breath and starts the car driving to the high school.
Thyra/Alaric is standing outside a classroom, "Come on Thyra you got this." She takes a deep breath and opens the door.
"Hello, class. What are we learning today?" Thyra/Alaric asks the class. One student raises her hand and Thyra/Alaric points to the girl.
"With the decade dance tonight, we've been covering the sixties all week," The girl answers.
"Right the sixties." Thyra/Alaric catches sight of Elena and stares at her for a minute before regaining in her thoughts and turns back to the board, "The, uh, ahem." Thyra/Alaric picks up the piece of chalk and writes the sixties on the board.
"The sixties. I wish there was something good I could say about the sixties, but...Actually, they kind of suck. Except for the Beatles and Ray Charles, of course. They made it bearable. Uh, what else was there? The Cuban missile thing, the...We walked on the moon. There was Watergate," Thyra/Klaus rambles.
"Watergate was the seventies, Ric. I-I mean, ," Elena butts in.
"Right. It all kind of mushes together up here," Thyra/Alaric taps his head, "The sixties, seventies. Thank you, Elena."
Thyra/Alaric stops Dana outside of the lunchroom.
"Hey, what do you need?" Dana asks.
Thyra/Alaric looks into Dana's eyes and compels her, "Go up to Elena and tell her I'll be at the dance tonight. Tell them my name is Klaus and that I'm hot. And I want her to save the last dance."
Dana walks up to the table where Bonnie and Elena were sitting, "Hey Elena, there you are. Okay. This is going to sound freaky, but this totally hot guy just asked me to ask you if you're going to the dance tonight."
"Tell him she has a boyfriend," Bonnie answers.
"You could at least meet him. He'll be at the dance tonight. Look for him. His name is Klaus," Dana explains more.
"I'm sorry, what did you just say?" Elena questions.
"His name's Klaus. I know the name's stupid, but I swear he's hot."
Bonnie looks around, "Where is he? Is he here?"
"I don't know," Dana answers honestly.
"She's been compelled," Bonnie realizes.
"But he wants to know if you'll save him the last dance. How cute is that," Dana continues before turning around and leaving.
"Dominic, how's it going?" Thyra/Alaric asks as she gets into the car.
"It fucking sucks North Carolina is terrible," Dominic complains.
"Have you found the werewolf?" Thyra/Alaric questions.
"Nearly. I have to go hiking to find the pack due to the full moon in a few days," Dominic explains. Thyra hears rustling in the background. "Shut the fuck up!"
"Dominic what are you doing?" Thyra/Alaric asks.
"Just gathering more info."
"Good. Just be back soon," Thyra/Alaric reminds before hanging up and starting the car. Thyra/Alaric drive to the Salvatore boarding house. She parks in front of the door and gets out. She walks up to the door and knocks. She tests the door and it was unlocked. She takes a step and enters the house.
"There you are," Damon says as he looks toward Thyra/Alaric.
"Sorry I'm late," Thyra/Alaric apologizes.
"Hey, I need you to put me down as a chaperone at the dance tonight. Klaus made his first move," Damon explains.
"Okay, so we find him, and then what? What's our plan of attack?" Elena inquires.
"Me. I'm the plan. He has no idea how much power I can channel. If you can find him, I can kill him," Bonnie offers.
"That's not going to be easy. I mean, he is the biggest, baddest vampire around," Thyra/Alaric points out keeping her status as a woman secret.
"Alaric has a point. I mean, what if he..." Damon trails off letting everyone come to their own conclusions. Damon rushes Bonnie but she pushes Damon back and he hits the wall.
"Well, I was impressed," Stefan smiles.
"It doesn't matter if he's an original. I can take down anyone who comes at me. I can kill him, Elena. I know I can," Bonnie promises.
Thyra/Alaric pulls up next to Ivan who was walking down the street.
"Get in loser," Thyra/Alaric shouts as she rolls down the window getting Ivan's attention.
"Great reference," Ivan says as he gets into the car.
"What?" Thyra/Alaric asks confused.
"Nevermind," Ivan sighs. They drive in silence music playing softly from the radio. Thyra/Alaric stop the car at Alaric's apartment.
"Have you got the soon-to-be vampire?" Thyra/Alaric asks as the two get out.
"Yes, he's in the cellar," Ivan informs.
"Great, Dominic has the werewolf in sight," Thyra/Alaric informs.
Thyra/Alaric was looking through Alaric's clothing trying to find something to wear for the dance. "Ah, you're right. This witch is all juiced up and aiming to kill," She complains.
"That's terrible," Katerina sarcastically tells Thyra.
"We're gonna have to kill her, Ivan," Thyra/Alaric informs Ivan who was sitting in the kitchen. Thyra/Alaric opens a drawer of a dresser. "Do you think this Alaric guy has anything vintage?" He swipes through shirts and she feels the bottom is hollow. She lifts off the bottom. The bottom was full of weapons. "Crossbows, wooden bullets, and automatics? Who is this guy, again?"
"He's the local vampire hunter," Katerina answers.
"Ahh. Well, that explains the clothing," Thyra/Alaric sighs. She walks towards the kitchen and Ivan offers her a glass of bourbon.
"All I could find. Guy likes his bourbon and whiskeys. Like the rest of this dam down," Ivan shares.
"I knew there was something about him I liked. There's a high school dance and I'm gonna need to to take out witch Сука," Thyra/Alaric explains to Ivan.
"If she has that much power, she can sense me coming from a mile away. I won't be able to get near her. You have to do it," Ivan explains.
"In this body? I'm a haggard history teacher. She can easily hurt me. I mean, not me, Klaus me, but you know what I mean," Thyra/Alaric rambles.
"No witch could handle channeling that much power. It'll kill her. It would kill me. You just have to make her use it," Ivan further explains.
"You mean like provoking her to death? Just my type of violence," Thyra/Alaric smiles.
"Won't take long. Just keep attacking her until it kills her. His body, Alaric's, will last longer than hers will."
"How? He's human," Thyra/Alaric state.
"I can help in that department. I can do a spell to protect you," Ivan snaps his fingers, and a grimoire lands in his hands. Thyra/Alaric smiles again and turns to Katerina who bows her head.
Thyra/Alaric enters the dance and makes her way through dancing with the students towards Dana and her date.
"Nice outfit, . Totally far out," Dana complements.
"Thank you, Dana. Thank you. Now, who is your date?" Thyra/Alaric looks at the unfamiliar boy.
"It's Chad, , from the third period," He reminds.
"Chad, of course. How would you and your friends like to earn a little extra credit?" Thyra/Alaric offers. Chad smiles.
-like five minutes later-
"Thanks for being here, everybody. We have a special shout-out tonight," Dana says into the mic, "This is for Elena from Klaus." The song Can't Keep My Eyes Off Of you starts playing. Thyra/Alaric forms a smile as she watches the gang who all have stunned faces. Thyra/Alaric walks to the back of the gym. Damon follows. They stand in the corner.
"Special dedication, huh? This guy's a little twisted," Thyra/Alaric offers.
"I'm not impressed," Damon states. Thyra/Alaric's smile drops.
"No?"
"Let me know if you see anything out of wack," Damon leaves.
"Time to start my plan," Thyra/Alaric bends her neck and it cracks.
"Elena!" Thyra/Alaric shouts running after Bonnie and Elena.
"What is it?" Elena asks.
"He has Jeremy," Thyra/Alaric states.
"What?!" Bonnie and Elena both exclaim.
"Yeah, Klaus has Jeremy. Come on," Thyra/Alaric starts running down a hallway.
"Okay, so where are you taking us?" Elena questions.
"Just a little further," Thyra/Alric explains.
"Wait...Something's not right," Elena states.
"Where's Jeremy?" Bonnie demands. Thyra/Alaric stops walking and starts to laugh.
"I just had to get away from that dance. The sixties, ugh. Not my decade," Thyra/Alaric complain, "I mean, whose call was that, anyway? I much prefer the twenties. The style, the parties, the jazz," Thyra/Alaric list.
"Alaric. Are you on Vervain?" Elena asks.
"Now why would you ask me that question, Elena?"
"He's being compelled," Elena states.
"Nope. Try again."
"What's going on?" Elena asks again.
"Okay. I'll give you a hint. I am not Alaric."
"Klaus!" Elena shouts in realization. Thyra/Alaric forms a large smile.
"Surprise!" Thyra/Alaric exclaims.
"Oh, no. No, it's not possible," Elena panics.
"Just relax, Elena. I'm not here to hurt you. You're not on my hit list tonight," Thyra/Alaric turns to Bonnie, "But you are." Thyra/Alaric starts towards Bonnie but she uses her magic and throws Thyra/Alaric into a wall. Thyra/Alaric stands up.
"Now, did I mention that I knew a witch? You're gonna have to hit me a lot harder than that," Thyra/Alaric explains. She rushes at Bonnie again who tossed her into a display case. Thyra/Alaric stand up. She starts laughing, "By all means... Fire away. If you kill this body, I'll just get a new one. Maybe Jeremy or Jenna."
"Go. Run. Run!" Bonnie and Elena start running and Bonnie uses her witch powers to close the doors behind them.
"Fucking teenagers," Thyra/Alaric swears as she starts walking towards the cafeteria, "How did I deal with Ivan and Dominic?" Thyra/Alaric runs a hand through her hair. Thyra/Alaric finds the cafeteria and plops down into a chair. She takes a knife out of her pocket and starts playing with it. Thyra/Alaric sits around for what she considers like ten minutes but in reality, it was only four when Bonnie was into the cafeteria. Thyra/Alaric wiggles the knife in Bonnie's direction. "What took you so long? Now, do you want to do this the easy way or the hard way?" Bonnie uses her powers and breaks Thyra/Alaric's wrist. Thyra/Alaric groans in pain and using her good hand snaps the broken wrist back in place. "The hard way. Got it." Thyra/Alaric gets up from the chair and Bonnie breaks Thyra/Alaric/s shoulder, "What? You kill your favorite history teacher?"
"It's what Alaric would want. And he'd want you to suffer first," Bonnie states as blood starts dripping out of her nose. Thyra/Alaric smiles knowing her and Ivan's plan is working.
"Look at you," Thyra/Alaric states. Bonnie reaches up and wipes some blood away, "Is that all you got?"
"Let's find out." Bonnie starts fighting Thyra/Alaric with her powers. She breaks her leg. The lights flicker and a gust of wind sends papers flying. Bonnie's nose is bleeding a lot. She breaks Thyra/Alaric's foot and she falls to the floor. Elena and Stefan arrive. Bonnie shuts the doors so they can't come in.
"Bonnie, No!" Elena shouts. Thyra/Alaric is crawling on the floor. Bonnie fights Thyra/Alaric and lights start bursting, sending a shower of sparks raining down. Elena screams. Stefan tries to open the doors but he can't. Bonnie looks at Elena with a smile. Thyra/Alaric gets up and Bonnie faces her. Suddenly with a jerk of her body, she bends back and falls to the floor. Thyra/Alaric takes the time to run out of the school and to Alaric's car.
—-
Thyra/Alaric and Ivan were waiting for Dominic, Maddox, and Greta to return from North Carolina.
"Is the witch dead?" Thyra/Alaric asks Ivan after a couple of minutes of silence.
"I can't sense her magic. So she's dead or warding her magic," Ivan explains.
"Let's hope she's dead."
Russian and Bulgarian in order (Everything off google translate)
Bitch
Ivan, Dominic with me
Got it
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