Authors Note: I made this as an appreciation to Uryu because he's one of my favorite characters. I just think he such a cool character and I'm glad the anime is doing him justice, the man deserves a harem of woman from his own race I mean after all he is Ywach's successor. This story will be Uryu x Bambietta x Candice x Meninas x Liltotto x Female Giselle. Now this story will mostly be a romantic comedy with a lot smut. Also, don't take this story too seriously as this is a parody on harem fics, so consider it crack treated seriously.
Another note; this story is part of the Harem-verse (Look at my profile for what exactly that is)
Uryu's plan was in motion as he was officially in the wandenreich's ranks. He had no plans of talking to any of the sternitter as they would be mad because a random person they don't know is now the successor to their king. He would be lying if he wasn't a little curious about the silbern, I mean he was around his own kind for crying out loud, but these Quincy weren't his Quincy, they weren't like his father or grandfather.
As he rounded the corner, He came face to face with a green haired Quincy wearing a skimpy Quincy uniform. Uryu could only wonder who would waste a good uniform like that.
"She's beautiful… wait why would I think that" the gemischt Quincy thought. His thoughts were interrupted when the women in front of him spoke.
"So, your Uryu Ishida, the last Quincy in the world of the living"
"With this reiatsu, it's no doubt she's a sternritter" Uryu thought. "Yes, and you are?" He asked.
"I'm sternritter "T" Candice Catnipp" replied the female Quincy.
"What do you want?" Questioned Uryuu
"Just came to see what's so special about you" she said as she walked closer to Uryu making him red in the face "and I got to say I don't get it.
Uryu felt a weird feeling when Candice got near him like he could hear his heartbeat going insane rate. Shaking his head, he says "is there a point to this because if there isn't I'm leaving".
As Uryu tried to leave he was blocked by Candice, who was crossing her arms. At this point he was just annoyed he just wanted to go to his room.
"Look, I just want to know why you're here."
"Simple to help his majesty create a new world, now if you excuse me" said Uryu has he tried to leave but was blocked by Candice again.
"So the friend of Ichigo Kurosaki just happens to switch sides" replied Candice sarcastically
Uryu sighed "are you done yet."
"Tch, just as I thought I knew you wouldn't tell me anything" replied Candice as she turned to walk away, she looked over her shoulder "well look you better not be a traitor because if you are I'll kill you"
Uryu just stared as the green haired Quincy walked away. He could only wonder how hard his plan could be and walked back to his room.
With Candice
Candice started to walk back to where her friends were. No doubt they were curious about their conversation.
"Candy-Chan's back from seducing that successor boy!" said a shocked Gisselle
"For the last time Gigi I didn't go to seduce him, I went to talk to him."
"Sure you were."
"You bitch!"
"Can you blame her thinking that, You and Bambietta have slept with almost every person in the silbern" said Liltotto as she was eating potato chips.
"Grr, Go to hell! Yelled Candice, "Unlike her I keep my subordinates alive after I'm done with them."
"Well, what did he say?" questioned Liltotto as she finished her bag of chips only to somehow get another bag.
"He just spouted vague crap that didn't tell me anything" Candice explained as she folded her arms. "Anyway where's Bambi?"
"Bambi-Chan brought another guard in her room." said Giselle
"Again, geez she must be pissed."
As if on que a scream was heard from down the hall coming from Bambietta's quarters. Bambietta was known as a black widow. One of her habits is that when she was angry is that she would always pick one guard for "relief". Most men that go in her room don't comeback.
"I can't believe there is not one person that can satisfy me here! Said Bambietta angrily as she stepped out into the hall.
"No one can satisfy you with your run through vagina" said Liltotto as she ate her bag of chips.
Bambietta gave Liltotto a dirty look before giving her attention to Canidice. She was mad about his majesty's "successor" and was curious about Candice's conversation with him.
"What did he say?"
"Ugh, nothing but vague crap"
"I can't believe we have to follow some gemischt dipshit." Said Bambietta angrily.
"Doesn't the daten say his grandfather abandon his majesty years ago." said meninas.
"If that's the case why would his majesty make someone like that his successor…damn it just doesn't make sense!" said a frustrated Bambietta.
"His majesty probably has a plan if he does end up betraying us, so I wouldn't worry about it."
Candice was in deep thought as her fellow comrades were talking. She couldn't keep her mind off that Ishida guy…just what was he doing here.
Authors note
Sorry for the short first chapter but remember this is a prologue. Also, next chapter has a lemon! Leave a review, I would love to improve!
Update 1: Fixed typos