Hazbin's Golden Knight

by Leonidas1994

Since time in memorial, Horrors feast on the souls of the wicked. Whether they're human, angels, or demons. But these creatures have been hunted by men of the armor, and sent back to their own fiery prison. The Makai knights. Garo the Animation x Hazbin Hotel mix (Rated M: Extreme Violence, Action, Horror, Fantasy, Romance, Extreme Lemons, Harem, Comedy, Drama) OC: Leandro Luis

1. Summoning the Golden Knight

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the rights to Garo The Animation or Hazbin Hotel, both series belong to their respective owners. Garo The Animation belongs to MAPPA, and Hazbin Hotel belongs to Vivziepop.

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Chapter 1: Summoning the Golden Knight

(Hell, Pride Ring Pentagram City)

Within the realm of Hell, it had just recently gone through an Extermination event. Angel Exorcists rained down from Heaven to purge the overpopulation of Hell's residents, while some had managed to find a safe place to hide. Some lost their friends and loved ones in this place which some would have imagined to be a burning inferno. But it was a realm much like the human realm. Demons living amongst each other, rampant crime, everything. Lucifer, the King of Hell, watched on as the Extermination ended, and the Exorcists returned to Heaven.

He inhaled deeply and sighed as he walked inside, feeling depressed knowing that he was equally responsible for the suffering of those in Hell. But if Hell became overpopulated, it would soon be overrun. But at least he had one thing worth protecting in his life, his daughter. He walked into his study and sat down at his desk overlooking a flawless gem that sat on top of it. That was when he heard a soft voice behind him. "Daddy…?" Called out as Lucifer's eyes widened and looked back to see his daughter, Charlie as she approached in her nightgown.

"Charlie, you should be in bed." He told her as he got up and walked over to her and kneeled down. "Couldn't sleep, huh?" He asked her.

She had tears in her eyes as she sniffed. "No… the screams, the painful screams. I can barely sleep because of it." She told him as she lowered her gaze. "Why does this happen every year?" She asked.

Lucifer stared at his daughter, seeing the sadness in her eyes as he frowned and looked away. Knowing she would be made with him for what he started. But then an idea hit him as he looked towards the gem, and turned towards her with a smile. "Hey… how about a story that will help you sleep, huh?" He asked her as she looked at him surprised.

She sniffed as she tried to wipe her tears away. "What kind of story?" She asked as her father lent her a hand.

"One that I never told you before." He told her as he smiled at her, waiting for her to take his hand. She looked at it and looked up to him as she reached over and grabbed his hand. He pulled her over and picked her up as he put her in his lap. He looked towards the gem and tapped it as it glowed with a golden hue. "Now Charlie, before you were born. The human world was divided." He told her, as golden imagery of humans fighting each other was shown. "It was mainly due to creatures, known as Horrors." He explained as Charlie looked at him surprised.

"Horrors?" She asked him.

"A subspecies of demon." He revealed images of what most Horror's look like when humans are possessed by them. "These creatures were not born in Hell, nor are they of Heaven. They are from another plain of existence, called Makai. These creatures use their power to attack both humans, angels, and demons. They possess those who have negative emotions, their sins if you will. And once a human, angel, or demon is possessed by a Horror, they will destroy anything in their path. But…" He paused as Charlie looked at him curiously as the gem revealed someone as he stood before the King and Princess of Hell, stunning the young princess as she stared in awe. "To combat these creatures, the Makai Order who fights for the light, created suits of armor and weapons that could kill them. These people were known as the Makai Knights." He told her as the knight before her stood in his fighting stance, dragging his arm across his sword as Charlie began to smile upon seeing him.

"The Makai Knights…" She muttered under her breath.

"Yes, the strongest and bravest among these heroes was the Golden Knight. It was he who vanquished the greatest evil this world had ever seen." He explained as the Knight was shown to defeat a man who was corrupted by power. "This Knight's bravery was told throughout history, and his bloodline continued to defend humans. Believing the code that was passed down from the knight who defeated the great evil." He continued.

"What was the knight's name?" Charlie asked him.

Lucifer smiled at her question as he looked at her and showed an image of the Golden Knight, much to Charlie's amazement. He was handsome, leading to the point that Charlie actually blushed upon seeing the red headed boy. "His name… was Leon Luis." He introduced her to the Makai Knight of the past. "His bloodline continued throughout the years, and they continued to value the honor of the Makai Knights. To protect those who could not protect themselves." He told her as the light faded away.

"Wow…" Charlie said in awe as her mother, Lilith, approached the two from behind.

"Come Charlie, it's time for you to go to bed." She told her as she took Charlie into her arms and walked away with her. "Say goodnight to your father, Charlie." She told her.

"Goodnight daddy." She said to him as Lucifer smiled and waved at her.

"Goodnight kiddo." He replied as he smiled a bit, but his smile faded into a frown as he saw the doors closed. He sighed as he rubbed his head.

In the bedroom, Lilith walked into Charlie's room and approached the bed. She put Charlie on the bed and covered her with the blanket as the young princess got comfortable. "Mommy…?" She called to her as Lilith looked at her. "Have you ever met the Golden Knight?" She asked her.

This made the Queen of Hell giggle at her question as she got her comfortable. "I might have… one of the later wielders." She admitted as she touched her face as it turned red while she averted her eyes from her daughter. "And he was quite the charmer." She said with a grin.

"Mom!" Charlie complained, much to Lilith's amusement as she giggled.

"Relax Charlie, nothing happened between me and him." She assured her as she covered her with the blanket. "And I'm sure one day, you will meet a Golden Knight as well. Not that I'm promising it." She told her as she kissed her forehead. "Now, get some sleep." She told her as she got out of her bed and walked to the door. "Sleep tight, my dear." She said lovingly.

"Goodnight mommy." She replied as Lilith smiled at her and closed the door, while Charlie snuggled up in her bed and looked at the ceiling, remembering Leon's face as she giggled and sighed. "The Golden Knight…" She muttered as she closed her eyes and fell asleep.

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(18 years later, or 200, chronologically)

The years rolled by in Hell, and Charlie was now 22 years old and still in bed. Her eyes popped open as she smiled brightly and sat up as she stretched and groaned a little. She gasped and turned towards someone who was laying in her bed, this was Vaggie, she slept soundly till Charlie started shaking her shoulder to wake her up. "Vaggie! Vaggie wake up!" She said to her as Vaggie groaned a bit and opened her single eye.

"Charlie…? Uuugh, it's too early, babe." She told her as she tried to go back to sleep.

"I know, I know. But this was the day that my dad told me the greatest story he ever told me." Charlie replied as Vaggie groaned a bit and rubbed her eye as she looked at her girlfriend.

"You also know that it's the one day that you hate?" She reminded her.

Much to Charlie's dismay as she let out a sigh and fixed her hair. "I know…" She replied but smiled at her as she sat closer to her girlfriend. "But as long as we're safe here, we'll be fine. I just…" Her smile faded as she looked out towards the city as the Extermination was about to begin in a matter of seconds. "I just wish I could live up to my idol." She admitted.

"Your idol? Who?" Vaggie asked her, surprised as Charlie smiled and looked at her.

"The Golden Knight." She told her as the bell tolled and the Extermination soon began.

Vaggie's eye widened in surprise when she mentioned the Golden Knight. "Wait, you know about the Golden Knight? You know of him? How?" She asked her.

"My dad told me about him." Charlie explained as she looked out the window. "How he saved the world from Horrors, and prevented the great evil from destroying it." She told her as she sighed while resting her chin against her hand. "He's been my idol since I was four years old." She admitted.

Vaggie saw it and smiled as she touched her hand. "I heard the legends too. But, rumors say that the Golden Knight faded into Legend, and legend became myth." She explained to her, much to her girlfriends dismay.

"Well, sometimes myths have a way of making a comeback." She replied as she looked out. "If I could meet the new Golden Knight, it would be something worthwhile." She said as she sighed dreamily, Vaggie saw it but smiled while rolling her single eye and shook her head, knowing that she has her heroes.

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Elsewhere, during the extermination in Pentagram City, Exorcists were continuously killing demons to lower the population in Hell. One by one, the Exorcists cut down each demon they saw. That was when they set their eyes on one of the Overlords of Hell, Carmilla Carmine. She and her daughters were running through the valley of corpses to try and collect Angelic Weapons. But their efforts were stopped when the Exorcists got in their way and surrounded them, chuckling as they prepared to kill the two sisters. "Stay away from them!" Carmilla yelled as she got between them. "You will not touch my daughters!" She warned them.

The Exorcists laughed at her bravery as they surrounded her. "Well, look what we have here girls! Seems one of the Demon Overlords worked up some courage." Said one of the Exorcists as the other girls laughed.

Carmilla meanwhile was not amused as she looked back to her daughters, nodding her head to them so they could run. Clara and Odette hesitated but ran off quickly while Carmilla stood her ground against the Angels. "Alright, Queen Bitch. You want to die first? Then by all means!" The Angel took flight as she raised her spear, while Carmilla stood ready for her assault as she narrowed her eyes.

The Angel charged at her and attempted to thrust her spear at the overlord, only to see Carmilla leap over her as she dodge her spear in the process. She thrust her leg out towards the Angel who looked up as her eyes widened, while Carmilla's blade tipped ballet shoes pierced through her neck and decapitated her head. She let out a yell when she did the deed and landed on the ground, shocking the other Angels of what they witnessed. She stood up and shot a menacing glare at them, but they did not deter as they held out their spears towards her and prepared to avenge their fallen sister. "Are you sure you want to do that?" Carmilla asked.

"We don't know how you discovered how to kill us, but we won't let you give anyone else the chance!" An Angel yelled, unaware that her anger as well as her sisters were attracting something to the area. They moved swiftly in the shadows and appeared between them, Carmilla noticed it as her eyes widened and she quickly leapt back as a hand reached out and failed to grab her. This shocked the Angels as five creatures appeared, Horrors stood before them as they snarled viciously.

"What the hell are these?!" Asked one of the angels.

"Who cares what they are?! Just cut them down!" Yelled the other Angel as she charged and stabbed the Horror in its chest, believing to have killed it, only to get grabbed by her head as the Horror showed that it was still alive. This made her eyes widen as she struggled to get free of its grasp. "What the fuck is this?!" She asked, only to scream as she felt the Horror's claws digging into her skull as it ripped it in half. The beast let out a roar as its kin attacked the other Angels and brought them down as they screamed while getting torn apart.

Carmilla watched as her eyes were wide as saucers of what she was witnessing, she backed away and quickly ran away to regroup with her daughters. The Horrors paid no attention to the fleeing Overlord as she avoided being seen by them, she ran around a corner and leaned against a wall, panting harshly of what she saw and felt her stomach churning as she covered her mouth. She ran to a nearby trash can and pukes in it, never had she seen such carnage from anything like that. "Mom!" Both Odette and Clara ran to her and touched her.

"Are you alright? What happened?" Clara asked her.

She panted heavily as she wiped her mouth. "I don't know… the angels, they… they were attacked by something." She explained as she turned towards her daughters. "Whatever those things were… they were unlike any demon I've ever seen." She told them.

"Should we tell Lucifer?" Odette asked.

"No! We can't tell anyone what happened. No one should know." Carmilla told her as she looked down. "If anyone finds out that Exorcists can be killed, it will bring war to our home. And I will not risk that upon my family, or my people." She told them as she touched her daughter's shoulders. "If anything happened to you both, I will never forgive myself." She told them as she pulled them into a hug as they held her in response.

"We love you mom. You know that." Clara told her as she looked up to her, seeing their beloved mother smile at them as she held them close.

"And I love you both, more than the afterlife itself." She replied as she released them. "Come. Let's gather what we can, and return home." She told them as her daughters nodded their heads and followed her to gather the Angelic Weapons.

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Back at the Hotel, Charlie and Vaggie had just recently watched a commercial made by one and only, Alastor: The Radio Demon. And they did not approve of it whatsoever, neither would you if you were in their place. "So, what'd ya' think?" He asked them as he grinned.

But the girls were mortified by what they saw. "I'm sorry, what the fuck was that?" Vaggie asked angrily.

"Uh, yeah, one note… Alastor, I mean… First off, thank you so much for making this seriously amazing, but um… maybe the tone is a bit… off? We want people to want to come here, this makes it look… ummm…" Charlie paused as she tried to put the right word into it.

"Bad. The word you're looking for is bad." Vaggie told her.

"Funny. I was going for hilarious!" Alastor told them.

"It didn't explain anything about how we're trying to save demons from extermination, which is the whole fucking point." Vaggie argued.

"Vaggie is right, Alastor. The commercial was to let Sinners know we are trying to help them." Charlie reminded him.

"Well, my dear, I haven't been active in Hell for some time, and everyone remembers me from my radio show! The proper medium to express oneself!" He explained as he pointed his radio cane at the television. "But you insisted on this: noisy picture box advertisement. So I had a little fun with it." He explained.

"Oh, fun? You had a little fun with it?" Vaggied asked as she stood up. "Well, this is not what we want to represent us. When you showed up here a week ago, you told us you would help run this hotel. Instead, you're mocking us. Nobody's gonna wanna come to a place that a powerful overlord like you thinks is a waste of time." She told him as she noticed a hand raise, looking towards the guy known only as Angel Dust. "What?" She asked him.

"If'n you're filming a commercial, can I suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrity you have right here?" He suggested while taking a bottle with one arm and pointing the rest of his three arms at himself.

Which Vaggie gave a disapproving look towards him to show how much she didn't like the idea. "Angel, you're a porn star." She reminded him.

"A famous porn star. I'll have the horniest sinners knocking these walls down to get in." He told her.

"We are not filming a porn as a commercial." Vaggie quickly turned down his suggestion.

"Why not? Sex sells, don't it? I swear if you film me goin' at it with mister fancy talk-creepy voice here, you'd be rollin' in participants willing to stay at this tacky hotel." Angel explained as Alastor laughed in amusement.

"Haha! Never going to happen!" He told him.

Charlie let out a sigh as she rubbed her temples. "What would the Golden Knight have done in a situation like this?" She asked herself.

"Who now?" Angel asked curiously.

"No one, no one. Just someone I idolized as a child. Don't ask. Angel, I appreciate you wanting to use your special skills to, um, attract folks to the hotel, but I really don't want to exploit you in that way." She told him.

"Oh, please, baby. This body was made to be exploited." He gestures to himself. "I got the arms, I got the stamina, I got the legs. I got the lung capacity." He laughed a bit. "Oh, I got the legs. The gag reflex, the holes, the chest fluff everyone thinks are tits." he said referring to the over fluff on his chest.

While Charlie chuckled nervously when she heard it, till her phone starts ringing and finds it's her dad calling. "Hold that thought! I'll be right back." She walked off to take the call.

"I could keep this going all night, baby!" Angel called out while drinking his beer, while Charlie breathed nervously and answered her phone.

"Hello? Dad?" She answered.

Meanwhile, Angel stopped drinking as he took the time to ask. "Hey, I have a question. If freaky face over there is so powerful, then why can't he just make people stay here?" He asked them.

"Oh, trust me. I can." He said as he smiled in a mischievously creepy way as dark magic surrounded him.

"Why do you think I'm here?" Asked a voice as everyone looked to see a cat demon at a bar named Husk. "You actually think I'd be cleaning bottles and listening to you fucks bitch and moan all the time if he wasn't forcing me?" He asked them while cleaning a bottle till Niffty, the maid of the house popped up with her hand raised.

"I like being forced." She openly admitted, much to Husk's dismay.

"Keep that to yourself, Niff." He told her.

"What? You don't love being here with me, Whiskers?" Angel teased him.

"Call me Whiskers again and I'll jam that bottle down your throat." Husk threatened him.

"Kiiiiinkyyyyy~. Come on, keep talking dirty." Angel gestured to him to keep going as it weirdly turned him on.

Meanwhile Vaggie let out a sigh as she was annoyed. "Angel. Let Husk do his job. And, no, we can't force sinners to stay here. They need to choose to." She reminded him.

"I'm choosing to be here and I think it's all stupid. We're in Hell, toots. That's kind of the end of the road, ain't it?" He asked.

"Well. Maybe it doesn't have to be. Just because nobody has made it out before doesn't mean it's not possible." She told him as she felt Angel place a hand on her shoulder, giving her a deadpan expression while she made the same one.

"Hey, whatever means I can keep crashing here rent-free. Crack is expensive." He told her as Vaggie could only growl in response.

Meanwhile, Charlie was having a worried expression on her face as she turned around to hide it from her friends. "Are you sure? Exorcists were killed earlier this evening?" She asked him.

"I'm afraid so honey. Horrors attacked them from the Makai Realm because they sensed their Inga. How they managed to breach the barrier into Hell is unknown to me, but I have a few hunches." Her father explained over the phone. "But if the Leader of the Angel Army gets word of this, it's going to be pure chaos for everyone. I need you to stay at the hotel until I can handle something important, and don't tell anyone about this, understand?" He asked.

"Understood. Stay at the hotel until further notice, and do not tell anyone. Got it. Be careful dad, I love you." She told him.

"Love you too sweetheart." He replied as he hung up.

Charlie put her phone away and sighed as she leaned against a wall, Vaggie walked up and noticed her worried expression. "Charlie?" She called to her as her girlfriend let out a small shriek and saw her. "Is everything alright?" She asked her.

"Y-Yeah! Yeah… never been better. Just having a nice little talk with my dad is all." She assured her while trying to lie through her teeth.

But Vaggie was not buying it as she crossed her arms and gave her the look. "Charlie… What happened?" She asked her, being stern as Charlie was sweating bullets.

She didn't want to tell her, but the stern look that she was giving her was scary, even for her. One would mistake her for a Horror at first glance, the pressure was too much for her as she was close to bursting. "Five Angel Exorcists got killed by Horrors earlier this evening, and my dad is looking into it!" She panicked.

"WHAT?!" Vaggie asked as everyone poked their heads out from behind her.

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(Earth 2024, Rome Italy)

Within the human realm, Lucifer appeared atop of the Roman Colosseum as he dusted himself a bit and looked around and smiled. "Ahhh, Rome. Always loved this place. Now, where is my quarry?" He asked as he looked through the city, he looked through a pair of mini binoculars searching through the streets. That was when his sights spotted a white trench coat and he focused back onto it, seeing the man's backside but couldn't see his face. "Ahhh, there you are." He said as he noticed he was heading to a festival. "And what do you know…? He's a cultural type of guy… better put on my best face." He said as he donned a human disguise to blend in with the crowd as he leapt off the edge of the colosseum and landed safely on the ground with no one noticing.

At the festival, the young man in the white trench coat walked through the crowd, unaware that Lucifer was tailing him as he kept himself at a distance. He watched as the young man walked towards a stand as he set down a case as he stood with a few musicians that held some violins and cellos while one was near a piano. Lucifer watched as he lowered his sunglasses to watch, he saw the young man's face and saw how much he looked like Leon. But his hair was more stroked down, and in a small ponytail as he also retained the signature red eyes that Leon had.

Lucifer pulled out his phone and tapped the camera app and took his picture as he managed to get all his information instantly. "Leandro Luis, age 23, born 1999. Current wielder of Garoken." He checked his info and looked at him, seeing he pulled out a lute and tested the strings a bit which made the fallen angel smile a bit. "And a musician. Charlie might like this guy." He commented as Leandro strummed the strings on his lute and tightened them to get the right tune.

Once he got it, he turned to his fellow musicians and nodded as they nodded back at him. Leandro held up his lute and inhaled as he let out an exhale, lightly strumming his instrument while the pianist played a few keys, and the violinist and the cello player ran their bows across the strings of their instruments playing a Spanish themed tune. Lucifer watched as he saw Leandro's hands working on the lute, much to his amazement as he watched him and his fellow musicians play. Several people walked to the center of the square and began dancing together, boy with girl, girl with girl, or vice versa. Lucifer watched as he chuckled, seeing how well they were enjoying the music. That was until some random guy grabbed him by his shoulders and caught him by surprise. "Hey little man, care to have a dance?" He asked in a seductive tone.

Much to Luci's dismay as he rolled his eyes and smacked his cane over his face with the apple on the end of it, the guy fell to the ground and groaned from it as Lucifer walked away from him, not taking any of his shit as he walked towards Leandro and his group. He smiled as he summoned his own violin and got to the back as he sat on a crate above them, playing his violin gracefully which gained Leandro's attention as he glanced back while continuing to play the lute. He watched as Lucifer played the fiddle, but what gave him away was the golden fiddle that was referenced in every bit of lore about him. 'Zaruba, you see what I'm seeing?' He asked telepathically.

'I see it, but I'm having a hard time believing it.' The Madou Ring responded through telepathy.

'Keep an eye on him.' Leandro ordered as he continued to play for the crowd as they danced together, everyone was having the time of their lives as they danced, drank, and ate the best food in the festival. Leandro smiled seeing everyone enjoying the festival as he strummed his lute and brought more energy to the music and made it more norse.

(Cue Music: Nina's Dance Theme from Rage of Bahamut: Virgin Soul)

The people were surprised, but the sound of the beat really got to them as Lucifer watched as they danced to the beat. He couldn't help but let out a hearty chuckle as he joined in the music, while Leandro set his lute down and walked to the crowd, waiting for someone to step up. He didn't wait long as a short haired woman stepped towards him. "Mind if I have this dance, good sir?" She asked him.

He smiled as he took her hand and walked to the center of the crowd with her. "Of course milady." He replied as he took her hands and twirled her around as he wrapped one arm around her waist and his other hand held her free hand. He danced with her while everyone was clapping their hands at the beat of the music. Lucifer watched as he continued playing the fiddle to the sound of the beat. Leandro twirled her around as he tapped his feet and twirled around her.

Lucifer watched as he played as he chuckled. "Someones got some fancy feet." He commented as he played some more, while Leandro was gaining the attention of the entire crowd while he danced with the girl. He tapped his feet to show off his fancy footwork while the girl did the same to match his skill as she spun around and locked arms with him as they waltzed together.

"You're really skilled, good sir." She complimented his dancing prowess.

"The same can be said about you." He replied as he released her arm and the two tap danced around each other as they were enjoying the music. Lucifer smiled at how much they were having fun, the music sped up as they followed the beat together. They danced to their heart's content as the music soon reached its end as the two bowed to each other.

(Song End)

The crowd cheered for them as the girls screamed like horny fangirls because of Leandro. He eventually saw them running at him to get their turn to dance with him, but he knew what was really on their minds. "SHIT!" He released the girl from his grasp as he made a quick run for it and grabbed his lute before they could catch him.

Lucifer saw it as he grimaced at the situation. "Well, raging hormones will do that. I better do something before he ends up getting caught in an orgy." He commented as he quickly disappeared, meanwhile Leandro ran as fast as he could to escape the army of horny women that were chasing him. They chased him with hearts in their eyes as they were getting close to catching him.

"Leandro, might I suggest you put your Makai training to use right about now?" Zaruba suggested.

"Good idea, because things are getting out of hand!" He replied as he ran with much greater speed and leapt onto the crates and leapt to a clothes line and grabbed onto it as he swung around it and flung himself to the rooftops while the girls stopped in front of the building he landed on. They screamed as they tried to find a way to reach him, despite the house owners' protests to keep them out.

He looked down seeing them trying to reach him, Leandro let out an exhale knowing they wouldn't have any luck getting to him as he quickly sensed something behind him. He reached into his coat and pulled out his sword he had hidden and pointed it towards the being behind him. "Whoa!" Lucifer held up his hands as he chuckled still in human form. "Easy now, I just want to talk." He assured him.

"Then lose the disguise. We both know that you're not human." Leandro told him.

"Hahaha. Alright then." The Fallen Angel used his magic to remove his human disguise as he smiled at the young knight. "Does this make you more comfortable?" He asked.

"Minus the sharp teeth, a little." He replied as he kept his sword against him. "Who and what are you?" He asked him.

Lucifer shrugged as he smiled at him. "The Devil." He told him, earning a skeptical look from Leandro as the Fallen Angel let out a sigh. "Come on, I'm being serious right now. Everything you believe to have known about me? Not technically true, but I still rule Hell. Plus, how can you explain how I got up here before you did?" He asked him.

"He's telling the truth, Leandro." Zaruba informed him as Leandro raised his fist and looked at Zaruba. "It's been a long time, Lucifer." He told the Fallen Angel.

"Zaruba! Hey, looking good! Still a ring I see." The Fallen Angel said bluntly.

"And I see you're still as sarcastic as ever. I haven't seen you since Leon was alive." The Madou Ring replied. "Now, what do you want?" He asked.

"Straight to the point, I like that. Now would you please put Garoken away? I prefer to speak without a blade in my face." He told him as Leandro sighed and pulled his sword away and sheathed it into his scabbard within his coat, giving Lucifer a chance to sigh feeling a hint of relief. "That's better. Now, to cut to the chase, I need your help." He informed him.

This made Leandro scoff as he crossed his arms over his chest. "Hold on, seriously? The great Lucifer Morningstar is asking for help from us?" He asked him.

"Yes, hard to believe. But there is a matter in Hell that only you may be able to handle." The Fallen Angel pointed out as he walked to the edge of the roof. "So hear me out. I'm a businessman. And once a year, Heaven's legions come down to Hell to reduce the overpopulation. But recently, during this year's Extermination Day, four Angel Exorcists, minus one that was killed by a Demon Overlord. Were killed by Horrors." He informed him.

Surprised to hear it, Leandro lowered his arms as he looked at him. "But why would they appear in Hell? Isn't that place basically Makai?" He asked him.

"Well technically, Makai is a different realm in existence from Hell. Therefore, the worst of the worst end up there. Think of it as Hell's Penitentiary, or Prison for the more fucked up inmates." He explained.

"He's not wrong, Makai is a prison reserved for those who chose to doom humanity, or allowed Horror's to consume their souls and become them." Zaruba explained. "How else do you think Leon imprisoned Mendoza when he came to power in trying to destroy the human realm?" He asked.

"I suppose it makes sense. But why come to me? There are plenty of other Makai Knights in the world, so why me?" He asked.

"Because, your family was the only one to go to Makai, and escape." Said an unknown voice as both Leandro and Lucifer were transported straight into the Watchdog Center, revealing a figure that looked like a child, pure white all over her as she looked at them with rose red lips. "Hello Lucifer. It's been a while." She told him.

"Ahhh, Garm. Still looking like a child I see." The Fallen Angel said sarcastically.

"If you like, I can change into my true form if that'll turn you on." Garm teased him with a seductive tone.

"STOP!" Leandro held up his hands the second he heard that. "I didn't need to hear that!" He said as he looked towards Garm. "Now tell me Garm, why are Horror's appearing in Hell?" He asked her.

"More likely that they sensed the Inga emanating from the Angelic Exorcists when they attacked Carmilla Carmine and her daughters." She explained.

"I didn't think they were capable of possessing Inga." Leandro retorted.

"All beings, no matter how pure, possess Inga, and that is what led to their downfall." She told him.

"That's why I need your help. Because Horror's are bad for business, and if the leader of the Angel Army gets wind of this? Shits gonna be hitting the fan real fast, and Extermination Day will come a lot earlier than before." Lucifer explained.

"How long are we talking?" Leandro asked.

"6 Months, and that's half a year." The Fallen Angel informed him.

Processing all this information, Leandro at first didn't like the idea of helping the Devil, much less sinners. But knowing that Horror's are roaming about in Hell and causing trouble for both Angels and Demons? It will certainly mean trouble for the human realm as well. He inhaled and sighed knowing he may regret this. "Fine, fine. I'll help." He told him.

"YES!" Lucifer cheered but saw Leandro hold up a finger to him.

"But, there will be no shady deals, with you, or any other demon that I come across. Understand?" He asked him.

"Got it, got it. Also, you will need a place to crash." Lucifer told him as he pulled out a card and handed it to him. "My daughter runs a hotel, this is the address and the phone number. Here's my number, just in case you need to get in contact with me." He gave him his card as Leandro took it to put it in his phone, the Lord of Hell soon pulled out a photo of his daughter. "And this is what she looks like." He showed him.

Leandro examined the image, seeing it was the goth version of Charlie when she was a teen. "Never thought I'd be staying with a goth girl." He commented.

"Wait, what?" The Fallen Angel looked at the photo and panicked as he chuckled. "Oops, sorry. That was her teen years." He assured him as he pulled out the actual photo of her. "This is her today." He showed him.

Leandro looked at the photo, seeing Charlie in a red business suit and see's she no longer has the goth aspects. Rather she was more beautiful without it, he couldn't even bring himself to even say how beautiful. "Alright, let's get this over with." He said while taking the card and the photo and putting them in his coat.

"Way ahead of you." Lucifer replied as he looked towards Garm. "Been a pleasure Garm, as always." He told her.

"If you change your mind, you're more than welcome to come back, Luci." She told him as she winked, much to Lucifer's amusement as he chuckled but transported himself along with Leandro to Hell.

---

(Hell, Pentagram City)

Within the city as it was still going through repairs from Extermination Day, Lucifer and Leandro appeared within the city as the Lord of Hell dusted himself off. "Ahh, Garm certainly hasn't lost her charm." He commented.

"Yeah, but she is still a pain in the ass to deal with." Leandro retorted.

"True, Leon couldn't stand her either. So you're not alone in that subject. Either way, welcome to Hell my boy." He gestures to the city around them. "More specifically, Pentagram City." He told him as Leandro looked around.

True there were some sinners around them that were either doing dope, crack, cocaine, heavy drinking, committing extreme violence, and likely having sex with each other in an alley. While others were just trying to relax to get over the previous Extermination. "Wow, for a place that was supposed to be the worst place in creation, it's actually pretty damn chill." He pointed out.

"If that's what you believe, Leandro, then you have a lot to learn. But hey, it will be a long trek for you to get to the hotel." Lucifer pointed out where the hotel was. "It's up on the hill outside the city. Take your time getting there, and take in the sites while you're at it. I'm sure you'll find this place more fun than Earth. Not that I'm telling you to stay, that is." He told him as he vanished through red flames, leaving Leandro to fend for himself.

"Great, just great." Leandro commented.

"At least we know which way to go." Zaruba told him.

"I'm mostly surprised you know the Devil himself." Leandro replied as he proceeded towards the hotel and made his way down the street.

"It happened after the Sergio's Circle incident when Dario Montoya stole it and tried to bring back the love of his life. Lucifer caught wind of it and paid Leon a visit. Merely to congratulate him for destroying the Forbidden Modou Tool." Zaruba explained.

"That explains why you are so calm towards him." The Makai Knight replied as he proceeded down the street as he looked around, seeing a few sinners who were either murderers, crack addicts, drag queens, or prostitutes. He looked away and looked towards the hotel. "I wonder who else we'll encounter when we get there?" He wondered.

Before he could proceed, he suddenly heard a scream from an alley ahead of him and ran towards it. In the alley, a cat sinner and a succubus were cowering in the alley as they held each other close, seeing a sinner approaching them as it hissed at them with drool dripping from its fangs, showing how maniacal it looked. "No, please! Leave us alone!" Begged the cat sinner as the beast drew closer.

But it merely cackled as it got closer to them. "Such beauty… I will enjoy keeping you both for myself." It said as it stroked its claw over the cat sinner's face, much to the succubi's anger as she pushed it away and got between the sinner and her girlfriend.

"Leave her alone! I don't know what you are, but I won't tolerate you touching my girlfriend!" She yelled at it as the Horror growled at her and grabbed her by her neck.

"Dia!" The cat sinner cried out as the sinner held her girlfriend by her neck and raised her up.

She choked from its grasp as she looked towards her cat girlfriend. "Summer, run…!" She told her as Summer's eyes teared up, but she ran fast to escape. But as she ran, she bumped into someone and looked up to see Leandro standing in front of her.

His focus was on the Horror as his eyes narrowed and he grabbed Garoken and a small bell as he held it out and whistled to the sinner to get its attention as it turned towards him. He rang the bell as sinner's eyes glowed red while marking's appeared within its eyes. Leandro narrowed his eyes at the demon as he put the bell away. "Let her go. Now." He ordered as the sinner growled at him and dropped Dia as she crawled towards Summer who pulled her away and held her in her arms.

"A Makai Knight, here?" The Sinner asked.

(Cue Music: The Divine Blade - Garo The Divine Flame)

"One that will send you back to where you belong, Horror." Leandro told him as he unsheathed Garoken and held it out. The sinner growled as it morphed into a Horror and snarled at him, it charged and went to claw him up. Leandro used his sword to block and deflect his attacks as he spun around to avoid the Horror's tail as he blocked another strike from it. He kicked the Horror's face as the beast swung its arm and smacked him away.

Leandro slid back as he stood near Summer and Dia as they screamed in shock, but saw that he was unharmed from the Horror's attack. Leandro narrowed his eyes at the beast as he stood up and held his sword to the air and formed a ring of light as golden armor formed around his body and a wolf face appeared over his own as red eyes glowed. He growled as walked past the demon prostitutes, who watched in awe of his appearance as a vision of wings appeared around him, shocking the horror who panicked. "The Golden Knight!" It exclaimed as it snarled at him.

Garo roared back as he and the Horror charged at each other and exchanged blows with one another, Garo landed a few punches against the Horror's face as he swung his sword at the beast, who dodged as it struck him a few times and swung its tail. The Golden Knight saw it coming as it caught it by its tail and pulled tightly, the Horror's eyes widened as Garo took his sword and slashed its tail off, making it cry out in pain as the Golden Knight grabbed it by its face and pulled hard, slamming it across a wall.

The girls yelped as they shielded themselves when they felt the impact, the Horror let out a snarl as it tackled Garo and dragged him across the ground and into the streets where several sinning civilians cried out when they saw it. The Golden Knight struggled but kicked the Horror a few times as he finally managed to kick it off and get onto his feet as the sinners hid themselves and watched as he looked towards the Horror who spread its wings and snarled as it took flight. The sinners took out their phones and started recording the fight as the Horror charged towards the Golden Knight who rolled away from being swooped up and he quickly caught the beast by its ankle, and he pulled it down and slammed it on top of a car.

The Horror shrieked from the pain as it quickly got back up as it glared at the Golden Knight, who stood in his fighting stand and held his sword against his wrist. He dragged it across the blade as flames surrounded it, the Horror wasn't going to wait for him to finish and charged in an attempt to kill him. With one swift movement, Garo snarled as he managed to slash through the Horror as its body was engulfed in flames. Sinners all around shielded themselves from flames that were flying around the area as Summer and Dia shielded themselves as well.

(Song End)

They looked out and saw Garo standing within the flames, unscathed as he was walking towards where they were. They feared what he would do to them as he approached and kneeled down to them, looking them in the eye as they looked into his red eyes. "Are you two okay?" He asked them, the two prostitutes stared at him for a bit as they nodded their heads to him. "Good… I suggest you both get inside, it's not safe out here." He told them as his armor vanished, showing his face to them as he stood up and lent them a hand.

Dia saw it as she reached up and took his hand, standing up with his help as she helped summer stand up. "But… But Extermination Day is over. Why did this happen?" She asked him.

"This is something far worse than Extermination Day. Now go, find someplace to stay until it is safe to come out." He told them as he walked away from them.

Summer watched him go as a faint red was showing through the fur on her face. "W-Wait!" She called out to him as he stopped and glanced towards her. "What's your name?" She asked him.

He stared at her for a bit as he turned to face her and Dia. "Leandro Luis." He introduced himself to her.

"My name is Summer, and this is my girlfriend Dia. If you like, we would like to repay you somehow." She offered.

"I appreciate the offer, but knowing that you two are alive is all that matters. Now please. Excuse me." He told them as he bowed respectfully and walked away from the two prostitutes who watched him go.

Both prostitutes' faces were redder than before as they watched him go. "He's so…" Dia paused as Summer had hearts in her eyes.

"Dreamy…" She finished her sentence as she felt her heart skip a beat.

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Meanwhile at the Hotel, Charlie had explained everything to Vaggie and the group as they were stunned. But with Alastor's grinning expression, it's hard to tell what he was thinking. "I can't believe it… Horror's, here in Hell and not the Makai Realm? They even killed five Angel Exorcists?" She asked.

"If these fuckers could be killed? Then why hasn't anyone fought back besides these Horror things?" Husk asked them.

"Because no one thought they could be killed, my dear fellow." Alastor answered. "And no one has the courage to fight them, other than these Horrors. As to why they didn't die when the Angels tried to annihilate them, it's because they cannot be felled by Angelic Weapons. Only Soul Metal Weapons wielded by Makai Knights can destroy these beasts." He explained.

"I'm still out of the loop here." Angel admitted while rubbing his temples. "Angels can be killed, I get. Horrors that are another species of demon, are new to me. But Makai Knights? What is this, medieval times?" He asked.

"The way my father explained it, the weapons and armors of the Makai Knights are passed down from father to son. They each had to go through their own various tests, and learn what it meant to be a knight. To find what to protect." Charlie told him as he looked towards Vaggie. "It's been a story that my father told me often when I was a child." She added.

"I've always had a strong respect for the Makai Knights. I was actually inspired by their legend, to the point I wanted to try and become one." She admitted till she sighed and rested her chin on her hand. "But sadly, Female Makai Knights are considered taboo. To me, I call it sexist." She mocked the rules of the Makai Order.

"I had a feeling that would piss you off more." Angel joked as he quickly ducked from a knife that was thrown at him by Vaggie who shot a glare at him. "Hey! Easy with the knife throwing!" He exclaimed

"Maybe if you kept your mouth shut, I wouldn't have thrown it." She replied as she looked back at Charlie. "If these Horror's are appearing in Hell, then the sinners are in more danger of them than being threatened by Exorcists." She told her.

"That's what I'm afraid of. Because if the Leader of the Angel Army finds out? He'll see it as an act of war." She said as she covered her face. "I don't know what we'll do if it happens." She said as she tried to fight back her tears, suddenly a knock came from the front door as everyone looked towards it.

Niffty soon popped up with her arm raised. "I'll get it!" She dashed off to the door to answer it, it took a brief moment as everyone watched where she went, only to hear the door slam as Niffty was walking back to them, showing a deep red face as her eye was wide as a saucer from who she saw.

"Niffty? Is everything alright?" Charlie asked her.

"I think it's for you, Charlie." She replied as she plopped onto the floor.

Alastor approached her and lifted her up seeing she was drooling and in a perpetual daydream. "Well, that was unexpected." He admitted as Charlie was curious as she walked to the front door to find out what got Niffty so flustered.

As she approached the door, she reached for it and grabbed the knob and turned it. The second she opened the door, she saw Leandro with his back turned to her. He did however hear the door open as he turned around and saw Charlie who showed a shocked expression the moment she saw his handsome face, almost like she was seeing Leon Luis reincarnated. "Excuse me, but are you-" Before he could ask, Charlie slammed the door and looked to her right a bit. She opened the door again and saw he was still there. "Charlie Morningstar?" He finished his question as Charlie once again slammed it and looked to her left.

"Hey Vaggie." She called out to her girlfriend.

"What is it this time, babe?" She asked her.

"You might want to see for yourself." She told her as Vaggie rolled her eye and walked to the door and opened it to see Leandro, causing her single eye to widen when she saw him.

"Before you slam the door again, please allow me to expla-" Too late, Vaggie slammed the door as the stained glass cracked upon the fourth slam.

She turned away as she stood beside Charlie. "What is a human doing here in Hell?!" She asked.

"I don't know, but we can't just leave him standing out there. He'll get mugged by the first sinner who spots him." Charlie said to her as she went to open the door.

"Charlie, hold on!" Vaggie stopped her and pulled her away from the door. "We don't know anything about this guy. For all we know, he could be some sort of serial killer." She told her.

"Well, he hasn't done anything wrong yet. So let's just give him a chance." Charlie pleaded as she gave Vaggie the traditional puppy dog eyes. "Pleaaaase~!" She begged.

Seeing her eyes, Vaggie sighed as she rubbed her temples. "Voy a arrepentirme de esto." She muttered in Spanish as she looked at her girlfriend. "Alright, fine. But I'm not letting my guard down." She told her as Charlie hugged her.

"Thankyou, thankyou, thankyou!" She cheered as she let her go and quickly regained her composure. "Okay." She turned to the door and opened it, seeing Leandro who had his arms crossed and held a scowl on his face.

"Are you going to slam the door again?" He asked her.

"No, sorry. Yes, I'm Charlie, daughter of Lucifer. And you are?" She asked him.

"Leandro Luis." He introduced himself as Charlie's lips were pulled into her mouth the moment she heard his last name and was about to slam the door again, but Leandro had his foot in the door as it slammed against it. She looked down and saw it as the toe twitched. "Ow." He muttered as Charlie opened the door back up.

"I'm sorry, that was purely on impulse. But, your last name is Luis? As in Leon Luis? The greatest Golden Knight since God knows when?" She asked him.

"Yes, he was my ancestor." He informed her while rubbing his foot.

"And he is the new bearer of the armor of Garo." Zaruba spoke as Charlie looked around.

"Who? What? Who said that?" She asked as Leandro held up Zaruba to her.

"Greetings your highness. I am the Madou Ring, Zaruba. A pleasure to meet you." He greeted her as Charlie let out a long gasp and held Leandro's hand to examine Zaruba.

"Oh wow~!" She exclaimed as she examined him. "I learned much about the Makai Knights, but never knew that they had talking jewelry!" She said in excitement.

"Your highness, please! I would appreciate it if you did not call me jewelry, or trinket. As I said, I am a Madou Ring. I am Garo's partner during his exploits, and now, thanks to your father, we were hired to take care of Hell's Horror problem." Zaruba explained.

This surprised Vaggie as she walked up. "Hold up, Lucifer hired you to handle the Horror's that appeared?" She asked.

"To ensure that no war breaks out between Heaven or Hell. But he also recommended that I stay here at your hotel." Leandro explained as he looked around. "Which surprisingly could use a touch up." He pointed out.

"It's a work in progress." Charlie said as she chuckled a bit as she realized she was still holding his hand, causing her to blush furiously as she released his hand. "Sorry!" She said as she laughed nervously. "Please, come in, come in." She led him inside. "Trust me, you're going to love it here. I mean sure, you're not a sinner. But this place was built to help rehability sinners so they can get into Heaven." She explained.

This surprised Leandro as he followed her. "Rehabilitate sinners? Is that even possible?" He asked her.

"It's possible that some sinners can be redeemed. Only if they choose to. But unlike those who become Horror's, they are eternally damned to the realm of Makai." Zaruba explained.

"Well, that I know. But those who haven't been possessed by Horror's, are capable of being turned from sinners into angels. And that has been my dream since I was a little girl." Charlie explained as she turned to Leandro. "And to know that a Makai Knight is here?" She beamed brightly as she stood very close to him. "It is the most unbelievable moment of my life!" She exclaimed.

Vaggie saw how close they were to each other, and it made her very uncomfortable as she quickly got between them and pushed them away from each other. "Anyway! Why don't you meet the current tenants in the hotel?" She asked as she walked with him.

"Oh, right! I almost forgot about them." Charlie said as she smacked herself over her forehead and walked after them. "Leandro, these are the current clients in our humble hotel. You've already met Vaggie, my girlfriend." She told him as Vaggie sneered at him, giving Leandro the strong impression that she didn't trust him. "This is Niffty, our current maid of the hotel." She introduced the current unconscious maid who was on the couch trying to cool off.

"Oh we met." He replied as he noticed a pink hand crawling onto his shoulder.

Angel had snuck up on him as he pressed his body against his back while purring. "Well hello~ handsome. Tell me, what's a human like you packing?" He asked as he attempted to grab his crotch.

But Leandro grabbed him by his wrist and pulled him off. "For one thing, none of your business. Second thing, I don't swing that way." He told him as he pushed him away.

"Tch, your loss, cutie." He replied as he smooched at him and walked away.

"Sorry about that. That was Angel Dust, he's a pornstar." Charlie introduced him.

"A famous pornstar!" He yelled from across the room.

"Yeah, I already got the message." Leandro replied as he walked with her to the bar.

"And here, we have Husk. Our resident bartender." Charlie introduced him.

"Whatever you need, kid, I got it all right here." Husk gestured to the bar.

"I don't drink, unlike you." He replied.

This made Husk chuckle as he leaned against the bar trying to hide how disrespected he felt. "If you knew what kind of shit I went through, you would be in the same situation I'm in." He told him.

"Fortunately, I'm not. Because I learned that you won't find any solutions at the bottom of a bottle. Because you will only feel like a miserable piece of shit. And if you have a problem with that, kitty cat, then we can settle this here and now." He told him as the two glared at each other.

Charlie and Vaggie panicked as Husk growled at him for what he said, but his anger soon turned into a chuckle as he started to laugh from hearing it, surprising the two girls as Husk patted Leandro on his shoulder. "I like this kid! You got spunk, and I respect that." He told him as he seated himself behind the bar. "At least he'll be more tolerable than Angel." He commented.

"Hey!" Angel yelled angrily.

"Well, nice to know you two can come to terms." Charlie said as she noticed Alastor approaching. "Ah, and here is the host of the hotel. Alastor." She introduced him as Leandro noticed his appearance and kept himself calm.

"So, this is the current Golden Knight. Finally, a face to the name. I must say, it is quite a pleasure to be meeting you, young man. Quite a pleasure." He said to him while holding his signature grin.

Leandro could easily sense that this guy was trouble, but he kept his composure as he crossed his arm. "Judging by the radio voice, and the tone of your accent. I'd say Southern Louisiana, 1933, or am I off?" He asked.

"That was the year I died. But yes! I have a genuine respect for the originals. Not today's current television broadcast." He told him.

"Understandable, given how expensive the Wifi is, and how many false reports run around. When it comes to music, I don't mind rock n' roll. But I mostly prefer classic Jazz, Spanish and Nordic music, specifically playing the lute." He expressed his favorite genre.

"You my dear boy are definitely relatable to a degree." Alastor complimented him for his preferences as he wrapped his arm around him. "And allow me to personally welcome you to the Hazbin Hotel." He welcomed him.

"Hazbin Hotel? You make it sound like this place was filled with rejects." Leandro commented.

"Well, it's a start. But we're trying our best to get sinners rehabilitated so we can end the exterminations. Every year when it happens, I just…" Charlie paused for a moment as she sighed and touched her forehead. "I'm just tired of all the painful screams. I want my people to live a better life. Sure, they continue to cause rampant crime, but I just want what is best for those who were wrongly sentenced here in the first place." She explained.

Seeing the purity in her words, Leandro could tell that she was serious about wanting to save her people. Despite them being fucked up criminals and scumbags. He walked up to her and touched her shoulder to gain her attention as she looked up to him. "It may be a rough path. Some of these sinners as we said may not want to be redeemed. But as you said, some of them could have been wrongly sentenced to Hell out of unfortunate circumstances. But if you believe redemption is possible for these sinners, I'll support it." He told her.

This caused her to gasp with a smile and a blush on her face. "You really mean it? You're not saying that just to butter me up, are you?" She asked him.

"No, I'm serious. Sure I will still have my duties back on Earth. But I can't see why I can't work here as well." He told her as he smiled at her.

Charlie blushed as she let out a nervous chuckle as she pulled her hair behind her ear, much to Vaggie's dismay as she was growing overprotective of her girlfriend. "Uh-oh, someone's getting jealous." Zaruba pointed out to Vaggie as everyone looked at her.

"What?!" She looked around seeing everyone staring as she blushed in embarrassment. "No! No, absolutely not! I am not jealous!" She exclaimed.

"Your face says otherwise, toots." Angel commented as he laughed.

"Now, now. Let's keep cool heads here. After all, we have an honored guest here. So we should give him a grand tour of the hotel." Alastor suggested as he swung his cane around. "Wouldn't you agree, Golden Knight?" He asked him.

"I suppose there's no harm in it. And please, just call me Leandro, or Mister Luis." He told him as he followed the radio demon.

"Sounds fine to me. Trust me, my young fellow. You are going to love it here." He assured the Golden Knight as he led him into the hotel.

Meanwhile, Charlie took the moment to inhale and sigh to calm her nerves. "Ohmygod, ohmygod, ohmygod!" She squealed happily as she spun around. "The Legendary Golden Knight! Here, in my Hotel!" She let out a high pitch squeal this time as Vaggie grabbed her to try and calm her down.

"Whoa, easy there babe. I get that the Golden Knight was your idol growing up. But we must remember that this guy hunts Horror's, which are demons in their own variation." She reminded her.

"I know, I know. But this is still a great moment for the both of us!" She told her which confused Vaggie greatly. "I mean think of it! He can help with the hotel, and maybe in turn, make you a Makai Knight like you dreamed." She told her.

"That's a nice thought and all, Charlie. But did you forget that Makai Knights consist only of male knights?" She asked her.

"Things can change after thousands of years. So, he can put in the good word for you with the Order, and get you in!" She told her as Vaggie puzzled over it for a moment.

"Well, I guess there's no harm in trying." She said to herself as she looked up to her girlfriend. "But there is no guarantee that it will happen, given the Orders rules and all." She reminded her.

"I know, I know." She replied as she nudged her playfully and the two giggled.

Meanwhile, Alastor was leading Leandro through the hotel, showing him around as Leandro glanced towards the radio demon, trying to figure him out. "You know, I actually grew up learning about the Makai Knights from my mother. A pure loving soul she was. She was the one who actually introduced me to the tales of the Golden Knight." He informed him.

"Your mother? If she knew of the Golden Knight, was she a Makai Alchemist?" He asked him.

"Not that I know. But she was the one who taught me the ways of magic from her side of the family, as well as how to hunt. I was indeed afraid of her, but she was still a loving mother." Alastor told him as he turned to him. "Although, the voodoo magic she used seemed to resemble that of the magic used by the Makai Order. So it is highly possible that she might have been an Alchemist." He said to the young knight.

"And yet you ended up down here. I wonder why?" Zaruba wondered.

"Murder, and cannibalism." Alastor replied, which earned a surprised look from Leandro as he looked at him, while the radio demon let out a playful chuckle as he patted him on his back. "Don't worry my boy! I'm not bold enough to try and eat the Golden Knight. You'd sooner take my head and be done with it." He told him.

"I'm almost surprised that you didn't become a Horror." He retorted.

"Given that I am the child of a voodoo priestess, she made sure that I was well protected." Alastor commented while turning around and narrowing his eyes. "Especially from my father." He mentioned, which earned a curious look from Leandro.

"He abused you, didn't he?" He asked as Alastor flinched from remembering it.

He sighed while gripping his cane. "I'm not going to beat around the bush." He answered as his head literally turned around as Leandro's eyes widened from seeing what he did. "But yes. He abused me, and my mother. Resulting in him being the one to become a Horror. If you ask me, he deserved it." He admitted.

"Then how did you end up down here?" Zaruba asked.

"Ohh, I was shot by a hunter, and mauled to death by his bloodhound. Certainly not the worst way to die, but it's in the top 11." Alastor chuckled.

"Somehow that doesn't surprise me." Zaruba commented.

"Either way. I've taken the liberty to get you your own room." Alastor mentioned as he walked to a door with him as he summoned a key and used it to unlock it. He opened the door and walked in. "These will be your living quarters during your stay at the hotel. The phone is functional to call the main office, which is at the top floor. Also yes, it is Charlie and Vaggie's bedroom. So fair warning." He informed him.

"Good to know." Leandro replied as he took the key.

"I look forward to seeing you in action, Golden Knight." The Radio Demon told him as he walked out.

Much to Leandro's mistrust, given the radio demon is basically a cannibal. But that didn't stop him from settling in as he walked to the bed and pulled out Garoken from his coat and set it on the bed. He exhaled as he sat down on the bed, closing his eyes to collect himself. That was until a familiar pair of arms wrapped around him as he saw Angel snuck up behind him again. "Hey, cutie. Glad I followed you and Smiles to this room. Now I know where you'll be sleeping." He told him.

"Don't you know how to knock before barging into a guest room? And what part of 'I don't swing that way', didn't you understand?" He asked him as he attempted to pull away from him.

But Angel kept a tight grip on him this time as he grinned. "Ohh, you'll be changing your tune very soon. I can see to that." He said as he pulled Leandro onto the bed and pinned him down.

"GAH! Hey! Don't you or anyone else here know that no means no?!" He asked him.

"Oh come on, don't be a prude! I never had my world rocked by a human before." Angel argued as he grew an extra set of hands and started to undo his belt. "Adding you will definitely boost my popularity." He said as he pulled down Leandro's pants and undies. "So just sit back and-"

Before they got down and dirty, Vaggie kicked in the door before he could even start. "ANGEL!" She yelled angrily.

This made the spider demon sigh and feel depressed the second he heard her. "Hello Vaggie. You know you're supposed to knock before barging into a guest room." He copied Leandro's example, much to his dismay as he shot a glare at him.

"You have no right saying that!" He yelled at him.

Vaggie let out an annoyed sigh as she pinched the bridge of her nose. "Estúpido y maldito imbécil." She cursed in Spanish again as she glared at him. "The Golden Knight isn't here to be a freaking stud horse for you to add to your list of 'one night stands'. He's here to sort out a problem that the Horror's are causing." She reminded him.

"Oh come on Vag's, I'm just trying to help him unwind." Angel argued.

"Guys, guys! As much as I'd like to see you guys have your spat. I still need to get my pants back on. And I'd rather not be exposed in front of the lady in the room." Leandro pointed out.

Vaggie grabbed Angel and pulled him off only to see his exposed groin that made her face turn red from looking at it. She closed her single eye, trying to mentally forget seeing it as she reached and grabbed his underwear and pulled it up to cover his manhood. "Yeah, you're right. Angel, out!" She shoved him.

"GAH! Oh come on! Just one ta-" Vaggie slammed the door before he could even try and finish the sentence.

She sighed as she rubbed her temples. "No puedo creerle." She said in Spanish as she turned towards Leandro who was in the process of putting his pants on. "I'm sorry about that, Angel rarely thinks when he's got a head in his pants." She told him.

"I'm just glad you got here in time." He told her as he buckled his belt and sighed. "No way in Hell I'm sleeping with a drag queen. Which is ironic, considering I'm in Hell." He said as Vaggie couldn't help but stifle a laugh as she chuckled.

"Yeah, I'm pretty sure there were plenty of girls back on Earth that earned your affection." She commented as Leandro looked away hiding a blush, which Vaggie quickly noticed as she realized. "Ohh… you mean, you haven't slept with anyone yet?" She asked him.

"No, I haven't found the right woman." He replied while crossing his arms. "I've been on the hunt most of the time, and playing at celtic and Spanish festivals. And trying to avoid raging hormones while I'm at it." He mentioned while Vaggie snickered as a mental image popped into her head. "Hey, I'm still looking for a miss right. I just haven't found the right woman." He retorted.

"Sorry, sorry! I just find it odd that you're still a virgin." She told him, much to his dismay as Vaggie looked towards Garoken. Her single eye widened when she saw it as she walked over to it and examined it. "So this is Garoken…? Not quite how I imagined it." She admitted.

"That's because that's not its true form… only when I dawn the armor does it form into its true self." Leandro explained as he gestured to her to pick it up. "You're welcome to touch it if you want." He told her.

She was surprised as she looked at him. "Are you serious?" She asked as he nodded his head to her, she turned to Garoken and stared at it for a moment. She reached for it as she grabbed onto it and attempted to lift it off the bed, but to her surprise it wouldn't raise up. "What the…?" She tried again, but the blade wouldn't budge as she struggled with it. "Come on, you stupid blade!" She yelled till her hands slipped off of the blade and she screamed falling back and crashing into the dresser. "Oww… okay, what the fuck!" She exclaimed as Leandro chuckled at her.

He reached for Garoken and picked it up with ease as he held it out to her. "Weapons such as Garo can only be picked up by those who are worthy, or those who have been blessed by a Makai Knight who trained them." He told her as he lent her a hand.

"That explains why it's so heavy." She commented and took his hand and stood up with his help. "What kind of metal is it? I know it's made to kill Horror's, but I never learned what kind of metal was used." She told him.

"It is made from Soul Metal. Unlike weapons made in Heaven or Hell, these were specifically made to cut down Horrors. Or Angel and Demon, should they try anything against the Makai Knights or Alchemists." He explained.

Vaggie absorbed all this information as she nodded her head and looked up at him. "I appreciate the info. Now we should head down stairs and check on Charlie." She told him as he nodded and sealed Garoken within his coat and put his key into coat pocket.

They proceeded downstairs as Charlie was once again on the phone with her father. "Yeah, he's here. He's just settling in and… you could have warned me that you were going to hire the Golden Knight." She scolded him.

"Sorry sweetie, but I was in a rush. But I'm sure you'll understand. Anyways, there's something I need to ask of you." He told her over the phone.

Leandro and Vaggie walked around the corner and saw that she was listening to her father over the phone as they grew curious as she said. "Yeah, I can totally, yeah. I'll head over there right away. Okay?" She said as she hung up the phone and gasped in excitement. "Yes… YES!" She cheered as she giggled in excitement from the news she received from her father and turned towards Vaggie and Leandro. "VAGGIELEANDROHOLYSHIT!" She exclaimed as they jumped.

"Ah! What?" She asked as Charlie waved at them to come to her.

"Get over here!" She mumbled excitedly as Leandro looked towards Vaggie who looked at him as well.

Vaggie sighed happily as she shrugged at Leandro as they walked over to her as Charlie was breathing deeply. "What's going on?" Vaggie asked.

"Is it a Horror?" Leandro asked.

"No, no. My dad just called, he said that the leader of the Angel Army wants to meet. He asked if I could go instead." She explained as she started to hyperventilate and grabbed Vaggie feeling excited.

"But-but, the extermination just happened. What could they want this soon after-" Before she could ask, Charlie started to sing.

Charlie:

I can do this!

Somehow, I know it!

I'll get Heaven behind my plans!

She began to sing as Leandro watched her, feeling surprised. "Is she singing…?" He asked.

"Yes, she is. Charlie, hold on…" Vaggie told her

Charlie:

There's just no way I could blow it.

Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance!

"Charlie, it's just a meeting." Leandro told her as she continued to sing.

Charlie:

To change their minds.

And change their hearts.

Or… whatever angels have!

"This could be bad." Vaggie said feeling uncertain about this meeting.

Charlie:

Cheer up, Vaggie!

This could be swell!

Something tells me that today will be a happy day in hell!

"Okay, but just don't…" Before Vaggie could protest, Charlie was already out the door. "Sing to them…" She couldn't bring herself to yell.

"That bitch is halfway down the street!" Angel informed them while swinging from his bottle.

"Is she…?" Vaggie hesitates to ask.

"Oh, she's dancin'!" Angel answered.

Much to Vaggie's dismay as she could barely believe her girlfriend at this point. "Ugh, no…" She complained as Leandro touched her shoulder.

"I'll go after her, just keep everyone at the Hotel. Can't risk any of you getting possessed by Horrors." He told her as he ran off to catch up to Charlie.

"Aww, you do care about me." Angel teased as he earned an eye roll from Husk.

"Don't push your luck, kid." He told him as he walked off, while Leandro ran as fast as he could to catch up to Charlie, while she made her way down the street, oblivious to the destruction and bodies of dead demons everywhere as she continued to sing to herself.

Charlie:

There's a warm, fuzzy feeling.

That wafts through the air.

Every street so revealing. It's hard not to stare!

She sang as she walked past a sex dungeon where a Hellhound and an imp were going at it. They did of course notice her as she awkwardly flees, Leandro walks by the window ignoring the scene as he covers his face with his hand while Charlie continues to sing.

Charlie:

It's a realm so appealing it beats anywhere.

If you don't mind the smell…

She accidentally steps on a dead shark demon that was releasing a very bad smelly fume into her nose. She cautiously avoids the corpse and presses on through the street as Leandro avoided the fowl odder and followed after her.

Charlie:

It's a happy day in hell!

She sang as she waved at a demon who held a newspaper to get his attention. "Hi, mister!" She greeted him cheerfully.

That was until. "Go fuck yourse-" Before he could finish, Garoken was thrown between him and Charlie as he stared in shock and saw Leandro giving him a stern glare. This caused the demon to rethink his reply. "Uhh, hi." He greeted awkwardly as he hid behind the newspaper, while Leandro and Charlie walked away.

Demon #1:

There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul.

"Hello!" Charlie greeted the demon.

Demon #2:

And a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole!

"Ah, excuse me!" She said when she heard it.

Demon #3:

Doing what is required, we all have our role.

Sinner #1:

I'm not doin' well!

Demons:

Another shitty day in Hell!

Meanwhile, Charlie climbed onto the trunk of a destroyed car and faced the opposite direction.

Charlie:

If I can show them that dream I've dreamed.

That any soul can change!

Back at the Hotel, Vaggie was in the watchtower as she looked to see where her girlfriend was.

Vaggie:

Those angels' minds are hard to change.

Charlie:

Then they will know everyone can be redeemed.

From the evil to the strange!

Vaggie:

They're bloodthirsty and deranged!

Charlie:

I can hear all their stories.

The lost and displaced.

And I know that they're more of an acquired taste!

But! If I open the door and give them a place.

At my Hazbin Hotel. It'll be a happy day in Hell!

She see's a truck coming by as she hitches a ride from behind so she can get around the city. "Charlie!" Leandro yelled as he watched her go, he looked to the rooftops and leapt to them and ran across to keep up with her while she looked at the town around her.

Charlie:

From the porn studio.

Where the cinephiles go.

To watch award-winning demon bukkake shows!

She referred to the studio as she looked to the next destination.

Charlie:

To Cannibal Town. Where they don't wear a frown 'cause, Holy Shit!

She was shot in the eye with blood from one of the corpses that the cannibals were eating.

Charlie:

Ew, my gosh! WHY?!

And I don't give a crow that.

His brain's got in my eye!

She cried out as Leandro leapt down and pulled her away from the feasting cannibals.

Charlie:

Cause I know I can spare them.

From Heaven's genocide!

I can do this, I just know it!

Sinner #1:

There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul.

Charlie:

I'll get Heaven behind my plans!

There's just no way I could bow it.

Sinner #2:

I kinda like the barbed wire that's shoved in my hole.

"TMI, man." Leandro said to him with a scowl.

Charlie:

Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance!

To change their minds.

She continued as slug came into the picture, exhibiting his nude body in front of her which severely creeped her out. "And touch my parts!" He said as Leandro pointed his sword right at his face to get him back, which worked as he backed away.

Charlie:

Uh… No thank you. I'm just gonna…

Fulfill my destiny!

"Your loss, bitch!" The Trenchcoat Demon yelled as Leandro kicked a rock into his face.

Charlie:

I can already tell!

Today is gonna be a fuckin' happy day in Hell!

She finished her song as she walked towards the Heaven Embassy. Leandro walked up and looked at the embassy as he felt uneasy about it. "I don't like this." He admitted.

"Oh come on, it's not so bad." Charlie assured him as she walked to the door, while Leandro rolled his eyes and followed her to it as she opened the door and peeked inside. "Hello!" She called out as her voice echoed through the room and she entered with Leandro and found that the whole embassy was deserted. She walked to the front desk and checked behind it, seeing no one. "Hello?" She called as her voice echoed again and she looked around. "Creepy…" She commented.

"Too creepy…" Leandro said as he walked up and tapped on the bell on the desk, ringing it till a golden scroll and feather ink pen instantly floated above them.

"Oh, okay…" She sighed when she saw them. "Also creepy." She took the pen and wrote her name as Leandro took the pen and wrote his name as the scroll and pen flew up before disappearing. Right then the twin doors slid open to show them the meeting room, they entered the dark room and saw no one around. "Uh…hello? Is anyone here?" She asked when lights suddenly switched on, revealing two angels at the end of the room, with one being an exorcist lieutenant, Lute. While her big boss, leader of the Angel Army, Adam, was eating a rib in his hand.

"'Sup!" He greeted her.

"Holy, shit!" Charlie said as she immediately fell down after getting surprised by the sudden appearance of the two angels in the room. Leandro kneeled down to her and helped her up as she readjusts herself. "Thank's Leandro." She thanked him as she looked at Adam and Lute. "Hi, I'm Charlie. My dad asked me if I could meet you." She told him.

"Yeah, I know." He replied.

"Okay, well." She said as Adam ate his rib like a buzzsaw. "It's nice to meet you." She told him.

"Totally. It's nice to meet you, too." He said while reaching over to give her a handshake.

She was about to reach and shake his hand, but Leandro stopped her from trying as he gave Adam a skeptical look. "I wouldn't… because he's not even here." He told her as she looked at him surprised.

But Adam groaned in disappointment as he scowled at him. "Dude! Way to ruin a good prank! I was gonna be on a roll wi-" It was then he realized something as he observed Leandro. "Hold on. You're human! What the fuck is a human doing in Hell? Did you even die? Lute!" He turned to her. "What can you bring up on this guy?" He asked her as Lute checked him.

"From the looks of him, sir. He's alive and healthy. But what he's doing in Hell before his time is unknown to me." She admitted.

"To answer your questions. I am a human, and I am alive. I'm not a sinner. And I'm only here because the King of Hell asked for my help with a situation. That's all you need to know." He told them.

But Adam let out a bellowing chuckle as he held his head. "Hold on! Seriously? Lucifer asked a human for help? Well, that's just rich!" He said as he laughed.

"There is a perfectly good reason for it." Leandro replied.

"Uh… so, wait. You aren't here?" Charlie asked the Angel Leader.

"No, you think I'd come down there?" Adam asked as he continued to laugh. "No, I mean, I love the vibe, totally, I love your tunes. Pretty fucking hardcore, don't get me wrong. But! It's such a bummer! Man. Everything down there's just so 'eugh', ya know?" He chuckled a bit. "Ew." He retorted.

Meanwhile Leandro was not approving his point of view as he reached under his coat and pulled out a lighter, much to Lute's surprise as she looked at him. "No smoking in here." She told him.

"Relax, it's not that kind of lighter." He told her as he lit a green flame and set it on the table. "This is the reason Lucifer called me here." He lit a red letter that burned and formed an astral image of a Horror. "Horror's have been sighted in Hell. They were supposed to remain imprisoned in Makai, but somehow they managed to escape." He explained, not wanting to bring up the fact four of their Exorcists got killed.

"Whoa, serious? Wait a minute." Adam gasped as he looked at Leandro. "No fucking WAY! You're a Makai Knight?!" He asked in shock.

This caused Leandro to raise a brow as he put out the flame. "Surprised?" He asked him.

"Shit! I thought your bloodline's ended centuries ago." Adam replied.

"Some of us still remain, sir." Leandro informed him.

"Damn! Guess that was unexpected." The Angel Leader admitted as he rubbed his head.

But Lute stepped up to him and gave him a disapproving look. "Why help the very creatures that are the very seed of evil if these Horrors are causing trouble down here?" She asked him.

"It is a Makai Knight's duty to protect those from the evil of Horrors. Whether they are humans, Angels, or Demons. If you have a problem with that, then you can take it up with the Watchdog Center. Garm already approved my current mission." He told her as Lute growled angrily at him.

Charlie eventually got between them, even though Lute wasn't there with them. But she still pushed Leandro back. "Right. So, I'm happy we've got this opportunity to meet. There's a project that I've been working on that I really want to talk to you about-"

But Adam held a finger to her lips to silence her. "Hey, hey, hey, hey, slow down. We've got time. How about we get to know each other a little. You and your human friend here. Mmm. How about lunch? You hungry? I got you." He offers his plate of ribs to her. "Here's my personal favorite. You'll love it." He told her.

Charlie was about to reach, but realized this could just be another prank as she scowled. "Uh… thanks. But no thanks. It's not even there." She told him.

"Aww! That's weak babe! You didn't even reach for it!" He complained.

"Didn't have to. If there's one thing I've learned from my dad, it's don't take shit from anybody." She told him, which made Leandro smirk while crossing his arms as Zaruba chuckled.

"Ohh, I'm enjoying this already." He commented as he chuckled darkly.

---

Back at the Hotel, the workers and residents were summoned by Vaggie to discuss their poorly misleading commercial. Angel Dust meanwhile was constantly looking at Husk with a seductive gaze while Husk was glaring daggers at him. Vaggie soon stepped into view to address them. "Okay, so, Charlie and Leandro are dealing with something very important, so while they're gone, we are making a new commercial. One that represents her vision and what we're doing here. So, we need a camera." She told them as she turned to Alastor. "Alastor?" On a whim, he snaps his fingers to conjure up a camera for her. However, the camera was an old folding-type photography camera from the 1930's with no recording films. Vaggie was unamused, she knew he was trying to piss her off. "A video camera?" She corrected him.

"Hmmm." He hummed, despite his distaste for modern technology, he adhered to Vaggie's request and snapped his fingers again, conjuring up a video camera that's poorly used with pieces of tape stuck together.

"Alright! Let's do this!" She said as she immediately got a call and saw it was Leandro. "Leandro? But I don't have him in my contacts." She said as she realized and sighed. "Charlie must have given him my number." She muttered as she answered. "Leandro? How's everything going with the meeting?" She asked.

"As well as you would expect it. I mean this guy is a complete jackass. The puto is just talking about his dick and how good he had sex with multiple women. I swear, he's just a hurricane of annoyance." He informed her.

"Yep, that's Adam for you." She informed him.

"Adam? You don't mean…?" Leandro attempted to ask.

"Yep. That Adam. First man alive, and biggest dickhead with an ego." Vaggie listed.

Leandro groaned through the phone as Vaggie imagined him pinching the bridge of his nose. "If my great - great grandfather German could see this, he'd either be impressed, or annoyed." He mentioned his ancestor.

"Just don't let your guard down around him, Adam is dangerous. He may be the first man, but he is literally the cruelest person you'd ever mess with. You could almost think that he was possessed by a Horror." She told him.

She even heard Adam speaking in the background, much to Leandro's annoyance as he growled. "You don't have to tell me twice. But how are things at the hotel?" He asked her.

"Pretty good. We're actually gonna reshoot a commercial for it, but don't tell Charlie. I want it to be a surprise, okay?" She asked.

"My lips are sealed, and so are Zaruba's." He answered.

"And I don't even have lips." Zaruba retorted.

"See you guys when you get back." She told her as she hung up and sighed, she held her hand to her face in depression of Charlie's current situation. "Dios la ayuda." She said in Spanish as she turned to the others. "Okay everyone. Get into your places." She told them as she held out her scripts. A moment passed as Husk and Angel were in their places at the bar as Vaggie began recording. "And… Action!" She called.

Husk meanwhile held the script up close to his face to read the lines. "Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel. Can I help you with anything?" He read the script as it sounded like hot garbage.

"I've been a bad boy, and I need a big, strong daddy to put me in my place…" Angel Dust said seductively, till he changed from seductive to normal. "On the path to redemption!" He said as Husk groaned with displeasure and read his script.

"Well, you come–"

"Ohhh, yes!" Angel moaned to tease him further.

"... To the right place." He said as he got more annoyed and Vaggie stopped recording.

"Cut! Okay, Angel, I need you to be less horny if possible, and Husk, can you maybe not have the script in front of your face?" She asked him.

"I ain't no actor! I can't memorize this shit!" He argued.

"Well, we could improv this shit, baby cakes." Angel suggested as he got closer to Husk's face. "Rrawwr." He purred seductively, only for Husk to get irritated and shove the pornstar off the counter as he painfully hit the floor.

"Whoops." He said while grabbing a bottle and drinking it.

"Husk, come on." Vaggie complained as she groaned. "It's days like this I wish I were a Makai Knight." She muttered.

---

Back at the Embassy, Charlie was looking bored out of her mind, propping herself on her elbows while listening to Adam exaggeratingly boasting about himself and his sex life. While Leandro was listening to his music to tune him out. "So, I was playin' this gig, and for some fuckin' reason, this virtue chick was diggin' on the drummer, and it's like do you know who I am? I'm fuckin' Adam. I'm the original dick!" He pointed to it under the table. "All dicks descend from me. You think you want drummer dick?" He asked as Lute shook her head. "No way! I'm the dick-fuckin' master!" He exclaimed while eating a mouthful of rips sloppily. "So, anyway, then we fucked, and it was awesome. What'd you do this weekend?" He asked the princess.

"Wait, your name is Adam? Like the first man Adam, that means you…Oh…" She quickly realized and put the pieces together as to why her mother left him. "That explains so much." She commented.

"I know. I fucking rock." He holds up his hand in a sign of the horns.

"More like you're fucking annoying. It's no wonder Lilith left you." Zaruba mocked him.

That immediately got under Lute's skin as she shot a glare at the Madou Ring. "Don't you ever mention that bitches name in our presence!" She yelled.

Charlie felt offended at the fact she called her mother a bitch, and glared as Leandro let out a chuckle. "Touched a nerve did he?" He asked as he stood up and glared. "Let me tell you something, Chicken Wings. The Maki Council are on a higher level than you, and you are at the bottom of the spectrum." He told her.

"I don't care about your council. As far as I'm concerned, the Makai Knights are the worst of all sinners on Earth. You kill people who become Horrors without remorse, resulting in more people becoming them. And you dare to brand yourselves as heroes." She said with venom in her voice.

"If that is the view of Heaven, then you're blind as a bat. Those who become Horrors lose their humanity long before they are sentenced to go to either Heaven or Hell. Instead of either of those places, they go to the Makai Realm." He argued as he leaned in, getting in her face as he glared. "And if you challenge me, you'll be fighting a losing battle." He warned her.

"Whoa, WHOA! Guys, chill!" Adam got between them. "I get it, the Makai Knights protect those from the Horrors, and have to dispose of those who become them." He said as he sat down.

"Well, Adam, sir. Mister Adam, sir." Charlie struggled on what to call him.

"Call me, Dickmaster." He told her.

"Not happening." Leandro commented with a scowl.

"Adam. You seem like a smart–..." Charlie paused a bit. "...well, stand up guy." She called him.

"Uh-huh." He replied while picking his teeth.

"And I know you are the leader of the angels. And you are a big thinker, a revolutionary, A– A genius!" She added.

While Leandro gave her the same look he gave Adam. "Really…?" He asked her.

"Well she's not wrong. I mean, her words, bro." Adam told him.

"Who would really love to put his name on something." Charlie continued.

"Fucking love putting my name on shit! Shit's the best!" He replied.

"Didn't need to hear that." Leandro muttered.

"It's a solution to our biggest problem!" Charlie explained to him.

But he wasn't paying attention. "Oh, herpes. Yeah, that's a bitch." He said randomly.

"No!" Leandro yelled as he caught everyone off guard as he sighed. "She means your… other biggest problem." He told him.

"Oh…uh…ugly people? Math? Global Warming? Nah, wait, that's Earth's problem." Adam commented as Leandro and Charlie gave him a deadpan stare as they were annoyed with how ignorant he was.

"Ummm…" Charlie tried to speak, but he just kept going on as Leandro let out a sigh.

"This is going to take forever." He commented.

---

Back at the hotel, Niffty was trying to stab a bug, but missed every time she attempted to stab it. The bug just wouldn't stay still as she continued trying to stab it. "Stab! Stab! Stab!" She tried to stab it some more, but Vaggie stopped her.

"Alright Niffty, Niffty, Niffty! Your line is "We have the cleanest rooms'', okay?" She asked her.

"Got it. I'm ready." The maid replied while Vaggie turned on the camera.

"Action!" She said as she recorded her, but rather than saying the line, Niffty froze and blankly stared at the camera without s breath or blinking. Vaggie saw it as she lowered the camera and felt puzzled. Angel peered in and saw it as he saw the creepy blank stare with an ominous shrinking pupil. He slowly backs away as he feels really creeped out. "Uhh, cut." Vaggie said as she stopped recording.

Just at that moment, Niffty snapped out of it and back to her usual cheerful self and giggled. "How was that?" She asked.

"Well, Niffty, you actually have to say the line, so let's roll again." She told her.

"Okay!" The maid replied.

"Action!" She tried recording again, but once again, Niffty was frozen like a statue and stared at the camera. This left Vaggie irritated as Angel came close to her face with a smug look.

"You're doing great, Vagina." He whispered.

"Cut!" She yelled irritatedly. "Alright, uhh… maybe we can try to… fix it in post." She suggested.

"Do you even know what that means?" He asked her.

"I'll figure it out!" She yelled angrily as she let out a groan. "Esto no puede ser peor." She said in Spanish as she walked away to be alone.

She sat alone in a dark room watching a broken TV seeing poorly edited shots of the commercial. She groans with frustration as Alastor enters the room. "Seems like you're having a bit of a trouble there, hmm?" He said to her, much to her annoyance.

"Ugh, este pendejo… Why are you here?" She asked him as he took a seat on the couch next to her.

"For the entertainment." He said as his shadow slipped out of his form before appearing behind the couch and making laughing gestures. "I came here because I love seeing wasteful souls struggle to accomplish something meaningful and fail spectacularly, like you are doing now. Good job!" He said as his shadow disappeared.

This ticked off Vaggie because of his carefree insults, she stood up and turned the camera towards him as she started recording. "And here is Alastor, the egocentric piece of shit that-" Before she could continue to pan up to get a shot of Alastor's face, the video camera glitches violently from green to red as Vaggie freaks out and dropped the camera, seeing it sparking on the floor.

"I wouldn't try that, my dear." He told her as he pointed to his face. "This face was made for radio." He warns her as his pupils turn into the shape of radio dials, and the scene around him goes nearly static before fixing itself back to normal around him and Vaggie.

But she had it with his insults and walked up to him. "That's it. I don't care who or what you are. If you're staying here, you're going to make this work, because it won't be so "entertaining" to watch over an empty hotel, will it, shitass?" She asked him while mocking his voice.

Alastor watched her return to her chair as his eyes narrowed, but he shrugged immediately to keep calm. "Fair enough." He replied as he approached her. "I'll tell you what. Let's make a deal." He offered.

"Pfft, you think I'm that stupid, making a deal with a demon like you?" She asked him.

"Not for your soul, just a simple deal." He assured her. "I do this for you, and you never ask me to engage with this frivolous television technology ever again." He offered as Vaggie had second thoughts on letting Alastor do the work for her. "Or… Charlie can come back with Leandro to absolutely nothing. Your choice." He told her.

The option of having him handle the commercial and the option of letting Charlie down was really weighing on her, so with a heavy sigh, she cracked. "Fine." She answered while picking up the camera and placed it in Alastor's hand.

Where green energy skulls start swirling around it. "Now then!" He evaporates the camera with a clap of his hand, then snaps his fingers, conjuring equipment for a film set, summoning Angel Dust, Husk, and Niffty, he even took the liberty of dressing them up like a 50's style film crew.

Ink demons are soon conjured up as additional film crew members as Vaggie soon started to approve of it and smiled. "Alright everyone, let's make a fucking commercial." She told them.

---

Back at the embassy, Charlie and Leandro were looking exasperated with another of Adam's sexist ranks of women and masculinity. "You know when you take her out for the fifth time and she still expects you to pay the check but you're like Hey, I thought you wanted equality." He said with a high pitched-voice.

That was when Charlie had enough. "NO! Our shared problem of overpopulation in Hell!" She finally explained it.

"Which is the one reason we are here to discuss, if you would listen and stop ranting about your sex life." Leandro told him till he quickly corrected himself. "Or in this case, your sex after-life." He pointed out.

"Ohh." He paused for a moment, till he laughed. "Well, that's not a problem! We got that covered!" He told them as he turned towards Lute. "Lute, how many demons did you kill this year?" He asked her.

"Got a good 275 this year, sir." She answered being a proper soldier to him.

"275? Woah! Badass! Awesome job, danger tits! Pound it." He offered a fist-bump as she bumped her fist with his.

"First off, no, not awesome. Those are Charlie's people. Human souls that were wrongly put there, even if some of them are conceded dirt bags. You know that, right?" Leandro asked.

"Oh yeah. That must suck for her!" Adam bursts into laughter as Leandro growls angrily at him.

"But like Leandro said… human souls just the same as the ones you have up in Heaven." Charlie told them.

"They are not the same. They had their chance and they earned damnation." Lute said coldly.

"You're wrong. Sinners made mistakes, sure, but everyone makes mistakes." Charlie told her.

"Angels don't make mistakes." Lute replied.

"You really think that?" Leandro asked as he got in her face.

"I know that." She replied as the two growled at each other.

"Yeah, I've never made a mistake in my fuckin' life." Adam said as Leandro shot him a glare that immediately made him shut up as he looked back to Lute.

"You have no idea how hard the princess has been trying to make things better for everyone down here. And to get this meeting, which her father asked her to handle, despite how lazy he is." He told her.

"The only reason you and her are still here is because her daddy gave her and her hellborn kin a pardon from an exorcist blade, and you're only here to handle a problem that we can handle easily. How does that feel, to know how little the both of you even matter?" She asked as Adam finally spoke.

"Oops, almost out of time. Guess we should get into it." He said.

"Your Angelic Weapons won't be able to kill Horrors! Lucifer already told me of four of your Exorcist Angels that tried. And you know what happened? They died trying!" He yelled at them as Lute's eyes widened in shock.

So did Adam's as he nearly choked. "Whoa, wait! What?!" He asked.

"You heard me, your Exorcists made a foolish decision in trying to kill Horror's with Angelic Arms, and they did nothing against the Horrors. So back to the comment of "angel's don't make mistakes', that was only a taste of what's to come." He warned her.

"You arrogant little-"

Adam stopped her as he looked towards Leandro. "If what you say is true, then how are you able to kill them, humy?" He asked him.

"That is for us to know." Zaruba answered for him.

"Then I guess we can't help each other." Adam said as Charlie panicked.

"Oh, fuck!" She rushes to them. "Wait! Please, hear me out! Okay, I've got a lot to get through and not a lot of time, and I feel like you weren't hearing me before, so here it goes." She clears her throat and attempts to sing.

But Leandro stopped her. "Vaggie said not to sing." He told her as she whimpered and he turned towards the two Angels. "What she is proposing is a truce between Heaven and Hell, so she can start a rehabilitation center for sinners and cleanse their souls at her Hotel." He explained.

"Yes! Wait, no! We're getting ahead of ourselves. Right! Extermination! I know you guys flow down just to kill once a year. And it must be annoying to shlep all the way here. So if they join you in Heaven, that trip disappears! You can wave that chore farewell, it'll be a happy day in-"

"Let me stop you right there. Save us all precious time." Adam stopped Charlie from continuing.

"Okay…" She replied.

"If what you're suggesting is letting them climb up the ladder, they'd rather cross the Pearly Gates?" He asked her.

"Well, uh–" She struggled.

"Sorry, there's no defyin' their fates! Cause Hell is forever!" Adam shot her idea down in a heartbeat, much to her dismay. "Whether you like it or not, they had their chance to behave better, now they boil in the pot. 'Cause the rules are black and white. There's no use in tryin' to fight back." He told her.

"Seriously?! You're just going to turn down her offer to broker peace between your realms, and not give it a chance?!" Leandro asked him.

"They're burnin' for their lives, goldie. Until we kill 'em again!" He replied.

"Okay. but–"

"No! There has to be a better way than this!" Leandro suggested.

"Well there isn't." Lute replied.

"Just try to chillax, buddy. Besides, she's wasting her breath." Adam said as Charlie let out an awkward chuckle, but was trying to hold in her anger. "I mean seriously. Did I hear her imply that they don't deserve death? Are they winners? Are they sinners? 'Cause they're cut and dry in my opinion." He told him.

"Well actually, if you take a look–" Charlie tried to show her drawings.

"Fair is fair, an eye for an eye!" Adam suggested. "And when all's said and done, there's no question of fun, and for those of us with Divine Ordainment." He attempted to do a guitar solo, but Leandro narrowed his eyes as he pulled out Garoken and formed a ring over him as he summoned his armor to silence him. "WHOA! WHAT THE FUCK?!" He yelled.

"You dare call yourselves divine?! Well, all I see are a bunch of pompous fools who think they're high and mighty. I wouldn't be surprised if either of you had been possessed by Horrors yourselves." He told them as Charlie stared at him in awe. "She wants only peace, and you brush it aside like it's nothing. If this is how things work in Heaven, then God above would be ashamed of your actions." He told them.

"You arrogant fool!" Lute yelled as she pulled out her sword. "If I were there right now, I would smite you for speaking ill of the Lord!" She yelled as Charlie got angry as her demon form started to take shape, making a growl as she burned the papers she's holding.

"I'm not the one speaking ill. And if you challenge a Makai Knight, that will be your second biggest mistake. If you so much as send your Exorcists, then you will lose more of your sisters than you can kill a single demon here." He warned her.

"You may have a spiffy set of duds, but in case you haven't noticed. FUCK YOU! I DO WHAT I WANT! I will even start by moving up the next Extermination because of the information you gave me." Adam told him.

This shocked Charlie the second she heard it. "What?! NO!" She objected.

"I can't wait a whole year anymore to slaughter those little cunts! I know it's been a week. But we'll be back in six months!" He warned her.

"You can't be serious!" Leandro exclaimed.

"Wait! You, yo-" Before he and Charlie could stop him, Adam manages to push them out despite being holograms.

"See you in six months!" Adam said as he laughed while shredding his guitar as the doors closed.

"NO!" She tried to stop them, but the doors closed as she hit them as tears fell from her eyes. "Ugh, SHIT!" She yelled as she slammed a fist on the door and looked down falling to her knees.

Leandro took off his armor and approached her as he kneels to her and touches her shoulders. "I'm sorry, Charlie." He apologized as he helped her stand up. "But you can't give up on this." he told her.

"Why? If they won't give it a chance, how will the higher ups in Heaven?" She asked as she closed her eyes.

But she soon felt Leandro touch her face and wipe away her tears as she looked up to him. "We all need to have faith. Faith that upholds the value of others, no matter how sinful, no matter how evil." He told her as a faint blush appeared on her face. "We can make your plan work, even if they won't listen." He told her as he smiled at her.

Almost in an instant, Charlie could feel her heart skipping a beat as she stared into his red eyes. She began to smile once again as she chuckled a bit and wiped away her tears. "Thank you, Leandro." She said as she looked up to him. "I'm feeling much better after hearing your words." She assured him.

He smiled at her as he took her hand, ignoring the fact that he just made her blush intensely. "Let's get out of here. This place is a cringe-fest all over." He told her as he walked with her, she blushed furiously as she saw him holding her hand as she followed him. But she smiled as she leaned against his shoulder and held his arm feeling comfort.

"Home sounds good right about now." She said as she closed her eyes while walking with him.

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Once they made it back to the hotel, Charlie had already released Leandro to avoid a misunderstanding with Vaggie. Speaking of whom, she saw them walk in as she rushed to Charlie and hugged her. "Charlie! How did it go, did they listen?" She asked her.

"Oh, they sure did… hear it. But, um-"

"They turned her down." Leandro answers.

"WHAT?!" Vaggie asked in shock as Charlie sighed in depression.

"Yeah, they did. I tried Vaggie, I really did." She told her.

"But all Adam wanted to talk about was his pathetic sex after-life." Zaruba informed her.

"That arrogant little!" Vaggie wanted nothing more than to curse in her own language, but she calmed herself after a few seconds. "Calm down Vaggie, it was just a meeting. No need to get upset." She said to herself till her eye snapped open and she pulled out her spear and yelled throwing it at a portrait.

Much to Leandro's surprise when he saw it. "W-Wow! I do not want to be on her bad side." He commented.

"Be sure to keep it that way." Zaruba replied to him, that was until he sensed something approaching. "Leandro, a Horror is approaching!" He warned him as the knight glanced back and grabbed both Charlie and Vaggie as the doors got forced in. He leapt away with them as the doors missed them as they flew across the room.

The Horror stepped in as it had possessed a shark demon and growled at them. "So there is a Makai Knight in Hell." It commented as it chuckled with a grin. "I'm going to enjoy this." It said with a sinister look.

"Sheesh! What's this guy's problem?!" Angel asked as Leandro set Charlie and Vaggie down and pulled out a bell.

He rang it as the Horror's eyes glowed red with dark markings in them. "He's one of them, a Horror." He said as he put the bell away, the shark demon's body started twisting around as its flesh was tearing apart and its bones cracking. The body burst and revealed a more menacing version of itself.

Charlie saw it as she gagged and her cheeks puffed as she ran to the nearest trash can and vomited in it, while Husk panicked upon seeing what it did. "What the FUCK just happened?!" He asked.

"If anything, leave this to me." Leandro pulled out Garoken as he stood ready.

"The Ocean Horror, Leviathan. Mind his gnashing teeth, they're more lethal than they seem." Zaruba warned him as Leviathan snarled and went for a bite, Leandro blocked its jaws and pushed it back as he clashed his sword with its claws and kicked it hard in the gut as the beast slid back.

Alastor and the rest watched as they took cover from the battle. "This will be more entertaining than I thought." He commented as his shadow appeared and watched, Leandro narrowly avoided the jaws of the vicious Horror and slashed at its face leaving a deep gash as Leviathan shrieked from it and swung its tail and smacked at him. But the knight managed to block its attack and slid back.

He stopped a few feet near the couch as he glared at the Horror, Charlie grew worried as she was about to step out. But Vaggie grabbed her arm, stopping her from going out there. "No, Charlie. Leave this to him." She advised her as Leandro stood up and held his sword up. "We're in for a real treat." She commented as Leandro formed a ring and slashed his sword down, forming his armor and the true form of Garoken as he growled at Leviathan.

Its eyes widened the second it saw the armor and backed away. "The Golden Knight!" It panicked as Garo roared at it and tackled it out of the hotel to avoid damaging it. It shrieked as it crashed on the ground while Garo landed a few feet away from it and held his sword to his wrist.

The group in the hotel peaked through the door as they watched in awe. "Holy SHIT! You weren't kidding about this Golden Knight business!" Angel exclaimed.

"Of course they weren't. Whenever a Makai Knight finds himself in a pinch, they call out the armor to finish the tougher jobs." Husk explained as he looked out as Leviathan snarled and swung its tail again, but Garo pointed his blade and stabbed the tail as the Horror shrieked in pain and sliced it off to make it cry. He charged towards the Horror as it went to bite him, but he put down his sword and grabbed its jaws by its teeth as he held it back, growling at it as he pushed back.

Niffty meanwhile watched in awe as she blushed and rushed out. "Bad boy!" She called out.

"Niffty, no!" Angel ran after her as they gained Garo's attention as he tried to hold back the Horror. But Leviathan noticed them and grinned as it threw down the Golden Knight and snarled as Angel managed to catch Niffty and saw it as he panicked. The beast roared out as it attempted to bite down on them.

Angel shielded Niffty to wait for what was coming, but Garo managed to recover in time as he rushed towards them and stabbed the Horror from underneath its jaw and through its skull. The Horror choked as Angel and Niffty watched feeling surprised as Garo growled angrily. "You forget… I'm your dance partner!" He told the Horror as he threw it out towards the sky as he leapt towards it, he roared as he slashed through it once. A light sigil appeared in the sky as Gouten, the Golden Knight's steed rushed out and turned around as its hind legs caught Garo as it kicked him back down towards the Horror.

He once again slashed through the Horror as the beast shrieked and disappeared while Garo landed on the ground alongside Gouten as it trotted behind him. Charlie and Vaggie were in complete awe of what they had seen, now that the situation had been taken care of, they rushed out towards them as the armor and Gouten vanished. "Leandro, that was amazing!" Charlie said to him.

"You certainly live up to the Golden Knight's legend." Vaggie said to him as she smiled at him.

Meanwhile Leandro shot a stern scowl towards Angel and Niffty, which made the pornstar panic while Niffty still grinned with excitement. One would definitely ask if she's alright in the head at this point. Angel held up his hands in defense. "Hey, it's not my fault! I was trying to stop Niffty!" He tried to explain till he realized Niffty was out of his hands. "Wait, where is she?" He looked around.

Leandro felt something land on his shoulders and found Niffty was wrapping her arms around him. "You are such a bad boy!" She giggled as she looked into his eyes maniacally. "Never leave the Hotel!" She said to him with a massive grin.

Leandro was immediately freaked out as he glanced towards Charlie. "Can you help me out here, please?" He asked her as Charlie rushed up and grabbed Niffty as she pulled her off of him, he rubbed his neck as he looked towards Angel. "For someone who's been chosen to be rehabilitated, you need to show better judgment." He told him.

"Me?! You should be telling that to her!" Points to Niffty.

"Oh don't worry, she's far from off the hook." He said as he looked towards Charlie. "Princess… I know that you might not approve of death. But when any being is possessed by a Horror. There is no going back for them. No redemption, no hope of returning to what they once were." He informed her.

It was a lot for her to process, but she nodded her head knowing that Horrors are definitely incapable of redemption. She looked up to him and smiled a bit. "As long as you're here, I have nothing to worry about." She told him till Vaggie quickly realized something.

"Oh shit! I forgot! Come here! We have something exciting to show you." She grabbed them and ran inside with them. "Alastor pulled some strings and it's about to air." She informed them.

"I pulled a few limbs too, hahaha! By the way, Leandro, that was quite the performance you displayed out there. That is certainly the form of entertainment I am looking for!" He cheered.

"Glad I could make an impression." He replied with a sarcastic tone.

"Wait, the commercial? You all made a new one?" Charlie asked them.

"Yeah, one of my better performances if I do say so myself." Angel boasted.

Charlie beamed as she started tearing up. "That's… that's amazing." She told them.

"Sshh, it's starting." Angel shushed her as she and Leandro paid attention to the screen as it showed Vaggie and the team on the TV.

"Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel–" Before it could continue however, the Breaking News Report from Channel 666 interrupted it, much to everyone's annoyance as Charlie was going pure demon at this point.

"Breaking news in Hell today! We've received video footage of a golden plated asshole fighting an unknown demon!" Katie Killjoy showed the footage of Garo's first fight in hell to defend Summer and Dia. "This footage was taken earlier today, where he fought like a raging beast and immediately killed said demon. All to defend a pair of sluts!" She informed the crowd as Summer and Dia came onto the screen.

"It was unbelievable, the demon who was trying to eat us, and not in a sexual way, was not acting like himself. He was a normal imp at first, but his form changed violently, that's when the man in the golden armor appeared." Dia explained.

"He was trying to protect us, despite the fact we were demons, and he was human." Summer added to the explanation as she moaned a bit. "And quite the looker." She commented as everyone in the hotel turned to Leandro who blushed from embarrassment and rubbed his head with a nervous chuckle. "Leandro, if you're watching this. Dia and I want you to know that we thank you for saving our lives. And one more thing…" She and Dia raised their shirts to show off their luscious breasts as they cheered and made Leandro's face turn red as a tomato from seeing them.

"And there you have it folks, a human here in Hell, risking his life to save them. Good on you Leandro. But I have to ask. Who are you really? And why are you in Hell? If you didn't die, then you must have a good reason for being here. That aside, in other news. We just received word from the Heaven Embassy that the next Extermination is happening sooner than ever before. Do you know what that means, Tom?" Katie asked her co-worker.

"No, what does that mean, Katie?" He asked her.

"It means we're all royally FUCKED!" She yelled with her eye twitched and the scene changed showing screaming sinners as the time on the CLock Tower reduces to 176 days until next extermination.

Leandro saw it as he narrowed his eyes. "Looks like Adam made good on his promise. And that is only mistake number three." He commented.

"Wait, what?! Why?!" Angel asked.

"Because having to wait a whole year didn't sit well with him anymore. If I didn't know any better, I'd say he's grown addicted. I'm amazed that no one cast him out because of how dangerous he's become." Leandro commented.

"Not to mention the five Angels that were killed by Horrors." Charlie added.

"This is bad." Vaggie commented as she grew worried.

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Meanwhile in the city, a drone scours the area where the five exorcists were killed and found their bodies torn apart. It scanned the corpses as it sent the info back to Adam and Lute who watched the footage.

"We found the bodies, sir. It's just like the golden knight said." She said to him as Adam examined the first body that was decapitated.

"This one seems different. No tooth or claw marks. This one must have been killed by a sinner." He theorized.

"They've never managed to kill one of us before. We should just go down there now and destroy them!" Lute proposed angrily.

"No, no. We can't risk them catching on. But don't worry. When we come back, there won't be a demon left alive to pull a stunt like this again!" He slammed his fist on the projector as he destroyed it and chuckled darkly, unaware that he was being watched by a Horror, that grinned as the light flickered and it quickly made its move as it became one with him without his knowledge.

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(Author Notes: Hey guys, Leonidas1994 here. Yes, I literally started my own Garo x Hazbin Hotel crossover because it got me curious. And yes, I have watched Garo the Animation, and thought to make my own character that would be a descendant of Leon Luis. Still the best character, I'm not gonna lie. I also wanted to see what you guys would think of the story, because it will literally be my first crossover between these two series. Also if I butchered some of the Spanish, I apologize in advance. Hope you enjoy it.)