Greatest Night of Their Lives

The door to I. M. P. burst open. "Hey, B(bleep)ches!" Bee shouts while walking in, surprising every member of the business. Especially Loona.

Blitz then smirks. "Well, well, well. If it isn't, Beelzebub. The Queen Bee herself," he walks up to her. "Here for a rematch?"

Bee chuckles. "I remember you. You seem to be doing better than last time. I'll happily accept your challenge. Later," the Sin walks past him. "I'm here on a different matter."

"Business over pleasure. Got it!" the Imp grins, knowing how well a Sin would pay for their services. "So, are we talking security or assassination?"

Gluttony laughs. "Like I need any of those. I'm here to see your daughter."

Blitz slumps. "She's in the kitchen taking another coffee break," he points down the hall before walking away. "We went from never having to worry about money and back to constantly being in the red. Why did those Overlords have to get themselves offed like cannon fodder in some weird guy's fanfic?"

.oOo.

Loona sighs as she refills her cup. "I know that I'm lazy, but things have just been too slow and boring lately. I wish something would happen," she raises her cup, only to find its weight significantly increased and finds herself setting it back on the counter. "What the?" the secretary finds her drink several sizes larger. Then her ears twitch at a familiar voice.

"Looked like you needed an indulgence," Beelzebub walks up to her.

"Bee?" Loona leaves her extra triple large drink on the counter. "W-what are you doing here?"

"Wanted to see how my favorite pup is doing," the Sin leans against the counter. "I talked to Tex after I got back from Pentagram City. He told me a little bit about what happened between the two of you. I practically gave you my blessing. You had Tex delivered to you on a platter and you would have been able to indulge yourself anyway you wanted," Bee looks over at the Hellhound. "Why didn't you take the chance when you had it?"

Loona looks down with her ears drooping. "I will not lie. I like Tex. And whether that goes beyond the usual attraction or not it doesn't change the fact that he came because you told him to. Even if you never got out of whatever mess you were in, he'd still be in love with you not me. I don't think I could have a love life based on the love he had for another. He'd deserves more than me," two sets of arms are them wrapped around the Hellhound.

"I've decided!"

Loona raised a brow at that "Uh, on what?"

"You being my Maid of Honor!"

The Hellhound's eyes widen. "Well, I'm honored, Bee bu—Woah!" she is then dragged out of the kitchen. "Where are we going!?"

"To my wedding!" the Sin answers while taking Loona hostage. "Hey, Blitz! I'm borrowing your kid! May not be back tonight!"

"Right now!?"

Blitz waves goodbye as the door slams shut. "Have fun, Loony!" he then picks up his phone. "Hey, Stolas! Loona's gone for the night. How about you send Octavia out and we can have some fun without any judgemental stares?... see you then," the CEO of I. M. P. turns around and gets a judgemental stare from Moxxie.

.oOo.

The Next Morning

"Loony?... How you doing? Loony?"

"Ugh…" Loona registers the familiar obnoxious voice. She opens her eyes to find Blitz worriedly looking at her, but something was off. "D-Dad…" the Hellhound struggles to keep her eyes open, but the light was too intense. "W-why are you upside down?"

"I'm not the one upside down," he tells her. "You are."

Loona is indeed upside down hanging on a chandelier by her foot. The only reason Blitz is face to face with his daughter is because of a latter he found.

"I guess I am," she is assisted down by the imp.

"So, how was the wedding?"

"Honestly? I can't remember a thing beyond Bee offering me a new drink. Ugh!" she rubs her forehead. "I've never had a hangover like this before," she glances around to see plenty of other demons around, all passed out. Some are familiar, such as the Princess and her fiancé, the Sin of Lust in a compromising position with his husband, the King and Queen of Hell are tangled together, Verosika on a pile of random demons she's never seen before, even some of those residents from Charlie's Hotel are here. In fact, the only ones that she's aware are missing is a Seraphim and a certain Little Hazbin.

Loona then smiles as her eyes landed on the blissful sight of Bee and Tex cuddling one another. Both have notable rings around their fingers. "I guess it couldn't have been too bad. As long as it was the greatest night of their lives."

End