Chapter 2: Danny Phantom:
Danny's POV:
I was fighting against my old enemy, the Lunch Lady. "I won't let you... wait, what are you doing again," I asked.
"You're fighting me, and you don't even know what my evil plan is," asks the Lunch Lady.
"UUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhh... can you tell me," I asked.
"I'm here to convince these fools to replace their valentine candy with meat!"
"You have a problem," I said.
"Yeah," says the Lunch Lady.
We then got back to the fight. She got out this giant thing of ham and I grabbed a stick, and we had the weirdest stick vs. ham fight you'd ever seen... the only one you've ever seen. I then beat her and used the Fenton Thermist to trap her.
"Thanks Danny Phantom," says a kid.
"No problem," I said, "well, I better get going."
. . .
While I was flying, I stopped and found a weird arrow. "I wonder what this is for," I said. I then headed back. You know, it's too bad, my girlfriend, Sam's not into the whole Valentine's thing, but hey, you can't change her.
. . .
I then showed the arrow to Sam. "Wow, it's... kind of girly," says Sam.
"I know," I said, "maybe some little girl lost it."
"I guess." Sam then leaves it on her bed.
"Anyway, here's the Lunch Lady's plan," I began, but then Sam sat on her bed.
"Ow," says Sam, "I think I sat on the arrow."
"You okay," I asked.
"I'm fine," says Sam, "hey, since it's Valentine's Day... maybe we can do something romantic?"
"I thought you weren't into Valentine's Day," I said.
"Guess I changed my mind," says Sam.
I was skeptical, but... "It's about time," I said.
. . .
Sam and I then went on a romantic montage. "This was wonderful," says Sam.
"Yeah," I said. I then sensed a ghost. "Looks like trouble. I better-"
"Wait," says Sam, "can't we just let the police handle this one?"
"You want the police to deal with a ghost," I asked, "do I really need to explain why that's a bad idea?"
I then tried to fly, but Sam grabs my arm. "Danny, I just want you here with me all the time!"
"OOOOooookkkkaaaayyyy," I said, "I better go! Sorry." I then flew.
. . .
It was like that time Ember messed with my head. I hope Sam's okay.
. . .
After I beat that ghost, I returned to Sam's room. "Danny, you came back to me," says Sam as she hugged me.
"Sam, I'm really worried about you," I said.
"Who cares as long as we can be together," says Sam.
"This whole thing started when you..." I then looked at the arrow and that's when I realized what this was. "That's Cupid's arrow!" Just for the record, I'm the same guy who didn't think of beating Desire by using her whole wish granting thing against her. So, of course I wouldn't figure this out in the beginning. "Sam, you're under the spell of that arrow!"
"Are you breaking up with me," asks Sam.
"What," I asked, "no, I'd never do that!"
"You did on Christmas," says Sam.
"That wasn't me," I said, "that was the Bad Gas!" Wow, there is no better way to say that.
"I see, you'd rather go back to Paulina," says Sam, "or maybe it's because I'm not a ghost. Maybe I can change that."
"Wait, what," I asked, "Sam, what are you-" Then something knocked her out.
"That was close. I am Eros and we need to talk."
To Be Continued
In the next chapter, El Machete's in San Francisco.