Chapter 4: My Life as a Teenage Robot:
Jenny's POV:
I was fighting against Himcules. "Now is the time to tear you apart," says Himcules.
"You're still mad at me for laughing at you, aren't you," I asked.
"Oh no, I'm over that," says Himcules, "at least that's what I keep telling myself."
We then got back to the fight. The thing about Himcules, other people's pain makes him stronger. If you suffer, he gets buffer. But if you laugh at him, he gets weaker. The problem is, it's hard to laugh when he's causing so much damage. I eventually grabbed him and threw him away. "That takes care of that." I then stepped on an arrow. "I wonder where this came from."
. . .
Random Guy who sounds like Ben Stein: For the record, the arrow wouldn't work on Jenny because she's a robot. Thank you.
. . .
"Oh well." I then threw the arrow and flew away.
Dr. Wakeman's POV:
The computer has detected something out of the ordinary, so I decided to take a look. "OW!" I walked to see what that was...
Jenny's POV:
I was at the mall with Brad, Sheldon, and Tuck.
"I never got the appeal of clothes," I said.
"Well, some of us have things to hide," says Brad.
"I just wish my uncle would stop walking around naked," says Sheldon. We looked at him. "Now you know one of the reasons I'm pretty weird."
"X-J9!"
My Mom came. "Mom, what's up," I asked.
"It's Himcules, he's-"
"What's that muscle bound creep up to now," I asked.
"Nora, my Venus!"
"Apparently, he's fallen in love with me," says Mom.
"How did that happen," asks Brad.
"Watch it," says Mom, "anyway, he's getting on my nerves!"
"Do these muscles not impress you," asks Himcules.
"Himcules, one, it's gross that you like my Mom," I said, "and two, she'd never be impressed with muscles!"
"Oh, I see, you don't wish to share your mother, but not to worry, even though, we have been enemies in the past, I promise to be a great Father to you!"
"This is about the laughing thing, isn't it," I asked.
"Just punch this caveman," says Mom.
"He's actually more like an ancient Greek," says Tuck.
I then punched Himcules away.
. . .
We headed back to my house, but then we all heard singing. "It's Himcules," says Mom, "not only is he doing terribly, but he has the wrong address!"
Himcules: Stop, take a listen
She's all I'm missing
There's no exaggeration here
She wears her heart right on top her sleeve
And I know she needs a man like me, yeah
Did you know her smile can melt the rain?
Cuz, it does evaporate my pain
And you know she hugs just like the waves
And I'm vibin' it everyday
Do you smell the flowers when they bloom?
Do you see the sunshine when she's in the room?
Do you feel the power within her clutch?
Does she know just how much I love her?
Will you be mine? (Chorus: Will you be mine? Will you be mine?)
Will you be mine? (Chorus: Will you be mine?)
Girl, will you be mine? (Chorus: Will you be mine? Will you be mine?)
Will you be mine? (Chorus: Will you be mine?)
Girl
From Sunday to Monday
I can't last through one day without my honey
No, no, no it's not funny
Rock, rock, my heart turns to rock
When you're not around
Yes, my life goes in to shock somehow
Could you be the one that melts my heart
Every time rising I see sparks fly
And you know she hugs just like the waves
And I'm vibin' it everyday
Do you smell the flowers when they bloom?
Do you see the sunshine when she's in the room?
Do you feel the power within her clutch?
Does she know just how much I love her?
Will you be mine? (Chorus: Will you be mine? Will you be mine?)
Will you be mine? (Chorus: Will you be mine?)
Girl, will you be mine? (Chorus: Will you be mine? Will you be mine?)
Will you be mine? (Chorus: Will you be mine?)
Girl
Every minute of the day, every time I'm away
You know I just miss you baby
Can you feel it in the air tonight? Can you feel it in the air tonight?
Girl, you know you got the vibe
I feel it in stride
I wanna be with you babe
Will you be life? Will you be my wife?
Will you be the one, my bride
Oh yeah, yeah
Do you smell the flowers when they bloom?
Do you see the sunshine when she's in the room?
Do you feel the power within her clutch?
Does she know just how much I love her?
Will you be mine? (Chorus: Will you be mine? Will you be mine?)
Will you be my girl?
Will you be mine? (Chorus: Will you be mine? Will you be mine?)
Will you be my girl?
Girl!
Himcules then looks and sees it's a man. "Oh, wrong house. My bad." He then walks away, embarrassed.
. . .
My Mom was telling us when this happened. "... and when I found him, with an arrow in his butt, he started fawning over me!"
"That must've been the arrow I found and threw away," I said.
"Maybe it was Cupid's arrow," Brad joked.
We then all laughed, but then we stopped. "You don't think..." Sheldon begins.
"Weirder things have happened," says Tuck.
"Oh boy," I said.
Then Himcules comes crashing in. "Nora, I have come to take you!"
"Himcules, you idiot, you're under a spell," says Mom.
"Yes, I am under your spell!"
"Not what I-" Himcules then tried to grab her, but I knocked him out of the house.
. . .
Himcules and I then fought. "Why can you not accept me as a father?"
"Because you're a jerk," I said, "Mom's not even into you!"
Just as he was about to attack me, there was a ghostly forcefield around me. I then looked. "Danny Phantom?"
This other guy then knocks Himcules out. "What a mockery to Hercules. I can't believe this man is related to us."
"Jenny, meet Eros," says Danny.
"Wait, as in Cupid... wait, Himcules is related to the Greek Gods?"
"I don't want to talk about it," says Eros, "but there is something else we must discuss!"
To Be Continued
In the next chapter, El Machete finds another arrow.