Sorry I took so long for the next chapter. I was trying to figure out how the chapter would go since there's more boys and less girls for the challenge. But I manage to get it all worked out.

Chapter 14: Brunch of Disgustingness

"Last time on Total Drama Island..." Kris began with a bit of an eager grin on her face. "A note from a secret admirer got Glen and Bradley up in Curtis's business. Glen learned that sand isn't exactly the softest thing to land on. LeShawn showed everybody how to hang on for dear life on the moose ride. Harriet showed herself to be an ace flag-catcher, until she caught sight of Heath's... family jewels, causing her to crash her way right off the island, but not without a little canoodling time with the fair LeShawn. And now, let's see what's in store for our campers on this week's episode of TOTAL. DRAMA. ISLAND!"

*Theme song*

Morning has come onto Camp Wawanakwa and both teams quickly got up, shower, and do their business. Currently the Screaming Gophers had 6 members: Olivia, LeShawn, Heath, Glen, Lenny, and Bert. Meanwhile the Killer Bass had 4 members: Curtis, Denica, DJ, and Bradley.

That left only 10 campers left. On the first episode of camp, 22 campers were introduced to the island. And started from episode 2, someone from the losing team was voted off, walked down the Dock of Shame, and road the Boat of Losers away from Camp Wawanakwa for good.

And now, Kris and Lunchlady are in the mess hall waiting for those remaining campers to come in for breakfast. But as they came into the mess hall, they noticed one thing...

"What? No breakfast?" Curtis asked.

"Oh, don't worry, mister. There will be plenty of food later on." Kris said. She and Lunchlady giggle as quietly as they could.

"What are you two boos so giggly about?" LeShawn asked. Kris and Lunchlady continue giggling.

"Congratulations to the remaining ten campers for reaching the halfway mark in the competition! You'll all be on the jury for the final episode." Kris explained.

"We got the power! Yes!" Lenny yelled.

"The two teams will become one next week. But first, all the girls will be moved to the Gopher cabin and all the guys will stay in the Bass cabin. This week's challenge is as old as history itself. A battle of the sexes." Kris said.

Lenny winks at the girls, and Denica sticks her tongue at the boys.

"After everyone is settled in, I'll announce the challenge. And then, you'll have an uh... bite to eat." Kris said. Then she and Lunchlady snickered again briefly, getting raised eyebrows from the other campers. "Ready for a little good news? This week, no one will be kicked off."

The campers cheered and high-fived at this.

"It's all for reward and it's a good one. Okay, time to relocate. Let's move!"

As the campers then got up with the boys from the Bass and Olivia ready to make the move to their new cabins. All the while Kris and Lunchlady started snickering again. As they left, Bradley ended up walking by himself with his new former fellow male Bass Curtis walking with Denica. As the surfer went to go get his stuff, Heath suddenly came up to him with a friendly face that seemed completely out-of-the-ordinary to the rich boy. "Hey, nice ponytail." Heath actually complimented Bradley as he walked next to him. "You totally pull it off."

Bradley gave Heath an uncomfortable look. Heath was the last person he suspected to walk up to him and started being nice. "Thanks, I-"

"What kind of hair products do you use? You have to share your secret."

"Oh, uh, it's nothing really."

Glen walked up to them, and whispers to Bradley. "Watch it with this guy. He's trouble." Heath gives him a nasty glare, which Glen returned as they stare each other harshly. Bradley awkwardly walk away before the two could start fighting.

He caught up with Curtis as they returned to the Bass cabin, soon to be the girl's cabin, where they collect their stuff, and later stand outside the Gopher cabin, which is now the boy's cabin, ready to move in. Bradley is the most nervous of the two as he looked with a bit of an apprehensive frown on his face. "Hey." A hand was placed on the surfer's shoulder to get his attention. Bradley turned to see Curtis looking at him with a concerned expression. "Are you alright?"

"Yeah. Totally." Bradley said as he looked back at the cabin again. "Sorry, just kinda nervous about all of this is all. Just weird knowing we'll be living somewhere else with different people."

"It'll be alright." Curtis reassured the surfer. "Besides, you're not alone in this." That made the surfer feel better, knowing the CIT is right. "Now why don't we meet our new cabin mates?"

"Yeah, let's do it." Bradley said.

CONFESSIONAL - BRADLEY

"Yeah, I was like a little nervous about being new on the team. But Curtis and I are in this together. So it can't be that bad, right? And I don't buy into that hype about how guys don't get along that well and how girls always stick together."

The two boys then opened the door and-

"Nobody's leaving until I find out who ate my Snack Packs!" Bradley and Curtis entered the room to find LeShawn and Heath having a heated argument, with the rich boy rolling his eyes at the boy with a tude.

Lenny was on the side of the cabin Heath was at with Glen and Bert on the opposite side of the cabin along with LeShawn. And from the look of things, it seems like they're about to get physical.

"I ate them." Heath admitted, without a hint of remorse for stealing LeShawn's stuff. "So what?"

"Whoa! Pump the brakes a minute! You're 'so what'ing me?" LeShawn yelled back.

"Did I stutter?!" Heath asked, getting right into LeShawn's face. "Yes, I'm 'so what'-ing you!"

"Those are my snacks! No one touches my snacks!" LeShawn said.

"Whatever, man, deal with it! It serves you right for leaving your crap everywhere, especially that." Heath points to LeShawn's large pair of boxers hanging from his bed. "That is pissing me off."

"Yeah, it'd piss me off too if I didn't have any meat on my bones to show off." LeShawn flexed his arms to show off his muscles.

"Yeah? Well, you've got so much meat in your, your jeans should come with a tenderizer!"

"Ooh! You want a piece of this?!" LeShawn starts taking off his bling, ready to throw down at the rich boy.

"Bogus, dude." Bradley uttered as he and Curtis were watching the whole time, with Bradley looking uncomfortable and Curtis glaring at Heath.

Both Heath and LeShawn quickly stopped their fighting as they, as well as Glen, Lindsay, and Bert, see Bradley and Curtis at the door with their stuff. "Hey Bradley! Curtis! What's up, dudes?" Heath greeted, suddenly being all chummy. "Come in, come in! Welcome to our cabin. It's all one big brotherhood here."

"Yeah, like Cain and Abel." Glen quietly added in.

CONFESSIONAL - CURTIS

"How dumb does he think I am?" Curtis asked while glaring at the camera. No way was he falling for Heath's friendly act.

Heath was quick to put his arms around Curtis and Bradley, but while Bradley let Heath do this Curtis was quick to pull himself away from Heath. "No thanks, man." Curtis told the rich boy with narrowed eyes.

Heath quickly glared at Curtis before focusing on Bradley, whom he hopes to exploit as a potential alliance partner. So putting on his chummy attitude back at Bradley, picked up the surfer's bag, and led him across the cabin. "Well introductions aside, it's so good to have you all here." Heath told Bradley who actually started to smile at the rich boy's words. "Anything you need, just yell." Heath said.

"Come on, man." Curtis quietly called out to Bradley. "You're smarter than that."

"Thanks for the awesome welcome, Heath." Bradley said.

Lenny walked up to them to give the surfer his own introduction. "Welcome to the club, man! It's gonna be so tight here! As long as you do everything Heath says." Heath stomped his foot on Lenny's. "Ow!"

Lenny grabs his foot and hops around while Heath wraps an arm around Bradley. "Yeah, we love joking around here at the guys' cabin." Heath laughed.

Curtis looked at the confusing trio of Glen, LeShawn, and Bert, with the latter shrugging.

Heath showed Bradley the twin bunk beds on the left. "I made sure your bunk was next to mine–"

"Dude, that's my bed!" Lenny protested, only for Heath to stomp on his other foot and he hops away. "OW!"

"So we can talk and really get to know each other." Heath finished.

"Gnarly!" Bradley said, as he put his stuff down. Then he walked up to Glen, LeShawn and Bert. "Hey, thanks guys, I can't wait to get to know all of–" But then, Heath pulled him back.

"Okay! Talk later! Let's unpack." Heath was quick to shut Bradley off and start pulling him away from the three guys he hated so much. All the while they, as well as Curtis, glared at Heath for this.

Curtis then sat down next to Glen and asked. "How have you put up with him for so long?" The CIT had to give his respect to Glen, LeShawn, and Bert. Even when Denica was at her worst and he was still in his 'not my girlfriend' phase, she wasn't nearly as bad as Heath for the things the CIT saw him do.

"We usually just tune out half of what he says." Glen stated to the CIT.

"At least with you guys, I'm not afraid of him that much." Bert said from the top bunk.

"This is great!" Lenny stated as the throbbing pain in his foot went away and unaware of the conversation between Curtis, Glen and Bert. "I'll bet we're getting along way better than the girls."

The girls were doing much better than the guys.

The remaining three are having a little slumber party to celebrate, with "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" playing on the boombox. They still have some of the junk food Curtis and Denica stole from Master Chief Lunchlady.

DJ and Olivia are laughing as they're having a pillow fight. Denica just stood there, looking uninterested and rolled her eyes. But eventually she got in on the fight and sock them both good. All three got a good laugh out of it.

Denica suddenly stopped laughing and said threateningly to DJ and Olivia. "If you tell anyone about this, I'll kill you both!" DJ and Olivia shook their heads in response to her threat. "The boys are so going down!" Denica suddenly yelled in good mood.

The girls cheered.

Back at the boy's cabin, Heath was still buttering up Bradley to get the surfer prime for controlling. Right now, he's bribing Bradley with all the stuff in his trunk. "What's mine is yours. Hair gels, hairsprays, cologne, just help yourself."

"Sweet! Thanks." Lenny said eagerly as he tried to see what was in the trunk for himself only for Heath to use his foot to snap it shut on the dumb blonde, who backs away awkwardly.

"Thanks, Heath, but um, I don't really go for that stuff. I like to keep it natural." Bradley said.

"Like my dad always say, you gotta look good if you wanna make it big." Heath said, as he grabs a hairspray and starts shaking it.

"And my papa told me ain't nothin' free in this world. Watch what you take from this guy, Bradley." LeShawn warned.

"Mind your own damn business!" Heath yelled at LeShawn as he stepped right up to the boy with the tude and got right in his face again.

"We're a team and we gotta live in the same cabin, so this is all of our damn business." LeShawn said.

Just then Curtis walked up besides LeShawn and glare right at Heath. "He's right, you know. And after everything you've done, what makes you think any of us are going to trust you. Need I remind you about how you read Glen's journal on national television!"

Heath scoffed as Glen sent the rich boy a death glare. The goth remembered that day perfectly as he was unable to forget how hard he tried. "I was just goofing around." Heath stated as she tried to make it sound like it wasn't that big of a deal. "You need to learn to take a joke. At least I can say I don't have a criminal for a girlfriend!"

"At least I have a girlfriend!" Curtis yelled back, making Heath ready to get physical with him.

"Whoa! Whoa! Cool it, dudes!" Bradley yelled as he got right between the three to stop an actual physical fight from going down. "We're a team. We should be using this as an opportunity to get to know each other better."

"Oh, you want to play like that?! Fine! Take their side!" Heath snapped, as he had enough trying to be all palsy with Bradley since it was a waste of time anyway. Everyone watched as the rich boy went over to a desk and takes out a role of masking tape, and started putting it on the floor as a divider between two halves of the cabin. "This is my side and that's your side!" On one side is Heath and Lenny, and on the other is LeShawn, Glen, Curtis, and Bert, with Bradley in the middle.

CONFESSIONAL - HEATH

"Okay, so maybe I could've played that better." Heath admitted before putting on a frown and clenching his fists. "But LeShawn seriously pisses me off! And now Curtis too!"

"Huh, yeah that's right. You better be putting down that tape." LeShawn stated as Heath finished putting the tape divider with Curtis nodding in agreement with the boy with a tude. "Cause if you cross it, I'll sock you in the jaw!" he threatened, emphasized by smacking his fist into his palm.

Heath and LeShawn stare down at each other briefly before the rich boy. "You can choose the weirdos if you want, but just so you know, once you do, you're so not allowed on our side." Heath told directly to Bradley as the surfer stood in the middle of the line. This was his way of giving Bradley one last chance to join him and his alliance. If he joined, he would drag Bradley along with him until he's useless. If not, he would have no problem getting him out at any time. "Right, Lenny?"

"Right!" Lenny nodded in agreement, and bumped into Bradley as he walks up to stand besides Heath.

CONFESSIONAL - BRADLEY

"I thought we were supposed to be a team." Bradley stated as his worst fears of moving in a new cabin were pretty much coming true, with all the arguing and hate going down in a matter of minutes "You know, 'all for one and one for all' or something."

"Don't be like that, dude! Let's build bridges, not walls!" Bradley pleaded to everyone.

"Take your pick." Heath restated.

Bradley sighs and he's forced to chose a side, even though he'd rather have them all come together. So he ends up stepping onto the side with Glen, LeShawn, Bert, and Curtis.

"You're dead." Heath warned Bradley as he and Lenny turn their backs on the surfer.

"Loser." Lenny added.

"Come on guys, can't we try to get along? Even though we outnumber the girls, they're probably coming up with a plan to cream us, don't you get it?" Bradley told everyone.

"(BLEEP) you, Barnacle Brains!" Heath responded, throwing Bradley's duffel bag back to the side the surfer is on now.

"Jeez, dude, tough room." Bradley muttered.

Once the time Kris had allowed everyone to move was up, he had all 10 remaining campers gather back at the mess hall. They all thought it was finally breakfast time, but Kris has announced that, "It's time for today's challenge!"

"Uh, where's breakfast at?" LeShawn asked. He looked around and see the tables are still empty.

Kris and Lunchlady snicker again.

"God, will you stop doing that?!" Heath screamed annoyed.

"Let's just tell them... Today's challenge is... The Brunch of Disgustingness!" Kris gestures at the two tables containing platters, one for each contestant. They're all covered to hide what the dish is. "You'll be getting a nine-course meal. Each member of each team must finish each dish. You will not know if the next dish is grosser than the last, not as gross, or just as gross. Just that it'll likely be... gross." Kris explained.

"Tell them what they'll get if they win, Kris!" Lunchlady announced.

"The winning team spends two days at a local five-star resort where they'll be pampered, eat gourmet nosh, and be given antibiotics against anything they may have caught while participating in this challenge! The losing team will go hungry tonight and spend the next two days here, on Total Drama Island... With Lunchlady."

Said lunch lady waves at the contestants, giving them her rather scary sadistic grin. Prompting many of the contestants to gasp in horror.

"We are going to win this challenge!" Heath declared.

CONFESSIONAL - BRADLEY

"I just hope we win to ease some of the tension." Bradley said as everyone getting along was better than a five-star resort. "I mean, I'll try anything once. Except meat, dudes. I do not eat meat."

Soon everyone took a seat at their designated tables.

"Ahem. Take a whiff, girls!" LeShawn said, while inhaling deeply. "'Cause all I smell is victory for me and my homies!"

"I'll eat anything! Even my knickers if I have to." Olivia said, as she holds up a pair of her dirty underpants. "Will I have to?"

"Let's begin the challenge!" Kris said. "First... Some Hors D'oeuvres."

The covers are then lifted up off all the platters revealing...

"Haha, all right! Meatballs!" Olivia cheered. Meanwhile, everyone else was looking at the meatballs with a suspicous look. Something seems... off about them. They're more egg-shaped than balls, and don't look like processed meat. And veiny? "Bring it on!" she grabbed her platter and poured them all into her mouth.

"Well, technically, you're right, Olivia. But these are kinda special." Kris explained.

"How special?" Olivia asked between chews.

"It's beef testicle bourguignon." Lunchlady answered.

On a farm somewhere, a bull is lying on the ground crying.

Back to the mess hall...

"Testicles?!" Olivia screamed and vomits it up at DJ. The two shrieked.

Denica respond in disgust as well. But not as much as the guys are, which is why they're hesitant to eat them.

"Oh, I can't do this to my bovine brother." Bradley said as he picked up a "meatball".

Lenny starts crying as he looked at his dish. Bert is feeling queasy. Curtis is uneasy about this, the last thing he wants is for his resume to say that he literally eats dick.

"It's the hardest thing a man can do." Kris said in a sympathetic tone as the guys struggle to eat their first dish. Then her face shift into a cocky smug. "But I'm a woman, so what do I know?"

Despite being grossed out, Denica feels the girls still have an advantage over the guys. So she toughen up and takes a bite out of a "meatball", much to the guys' utter shock. As well as DJ and Olivia.

"What's the matter?" Denica said as she takes a mouthful. "Mm... You big boys can't eat a little meatball?" Then she turns to the other girls. "Come on, girls, we can win this!"

DJ and Olivia chomp on the 'meatballs' reluctantly. The boys are horrified and grossed out by the girls eating them.

CONFESSIONAL - HEATH

"I can't believe I have to do this! Eating an animal's balls!" Heath said, shuddered. "But we WILL win this round. If us guys have to make the ultimate sacrifice, so be it!"

"Come on, guys! We can't let the girls win! Our manhood is at stake!" Heath said, trying to push the team forward.

"You're right, dude! And I could really use a foot massage at that resort. I think my corns are growing corns." Lenny said, as he looked down his sandaled feet.

So LeShawn, Glen, and Curtis start eating, and trying to hold them in their stomach as they try to come out.

Heath saw Bradley not taking a single bite. "What are you doing? Why aren't you eating?"

"Dude, I'm a vegetarian." Bradley said. "It's against my principles."

"Are you sabotaging the team just to spite me?" Heath yelled.

"This isn't about you, bro!" Bradley snapped back.

Curtis got between. "Alright, alright, cool it you two." Then he turns to the surfer. "Look, it's not that big a deal. Sometimes they castrate bulls for medical reasons."

Bradley sighs and takes a bite.

CONFESSIONAL - BRADLEY

"I really appreciate his help." Bradley said with a smile.

"Oh, I can't do it!" Bert complained and gagging.

"Well, looks like the guys lost this round. The first challenge goes to be female campers."

The girls cheer.

"Nice going, dweeb! You just cost us this round!" Heath yelled at Bert.

"Gimme a break, guys!" Bert snapped back. "I mean, who actually eats testicles?!"

"We can't let the girls win!" Curtis said.

"You blew it!" Glen said.

"Come on! Our chances of winning the first round was slim anyway!"

"Are you kidding me?" Heath yelled at Bert.

Kris then blew a whistle loudly and got the guys to stop arguing. "Are we here to argue, or are we here to eat a series of revolting meals?!" she yelled as she gave a quick glare to the guys. The in-fighting died down, muttering things like "fine" and "whatever".

"Good! The score now stands at one for the girls and zero for the guys! And now, the next course in... The Brunch of Disgustingness!" Kris said as she gestures Lunchlady who rought out two more larger platters that contain the next course. "You guys like pizza?"

"I could eat pizza any time with anything on it!" Olivia excitedly stated.

"Anything?" Kris questioned, which prompt Lunchlady to reveal the food. "How about live grasshopper pizza with tangy jellyfish sauce and live anchovies?" Lifting up the covers of the platter, Lunchlady revealed that it was indeed pizza... but with jellyfish mixed in with the sauce, grasshoppers jumping and crawling around on it, and anchovies flopping on it for dear life.

"Gross, dudes, I hate anchovies!" Lenny groaned. The rest of the boys stare at him oddly, since it's the only thing he's grossed out about.

Olivia just shrugged as Lunchlady placed one pizza on each table. Then she gives each camper a plate with a slice.

"Ironically it's probably the least disgusting thing on it." Curtis cringed as he looked at his plate, at least anchovies were considered a normal pizza topping. Grasshoppers and jellyfish? Not so much! "Okay Curtis... you can do this..." The CIT then took a slice of pizza and did his best not to throw up at the sight.

"Ugh." LeShawn replied as he looks down his slice. "Mm-mm. That is straight up nasty. I ain't eatin' that." LeShawn said.

"Oh, yes you are. I am not missing out on an indoor heated pool just because you can't keep down a few–" Heath suddenly stopped as he saw a grasshopper land on his hand. "AAAHH! Grasshoppers." he said shakily. "Okay, I can't do this."

Glen suddenly grabs Heath's arm. "I'm digesting a bull's precious cajones! You're gonna eat!"

"Fine." Heath growled as he pulls his arm from the goth boy's grip. "Can I get a little parmesan on this?" he asked Lunchlady, who shook her head. So he went and take a bite of it anyway, tasting the anchovie's head, the grasshopper's twitching leg, and a jellyfish tentacle. "Mm. Delicious. You're up next." he said to Bradley.

CONFESSIONAL - BRADLEY

"Okay, sure I've eaten tuna sandwiches, but I haven't worked my up to eating live fish." Bradley said apprehensively. "But I had to get in good with the group!"

"Go Bradley! Go Bradley!" LeShawn cheered. Bradley takes a bite. "Right on, brotha!"

After Olivia finished a slice, she was about to take another one until Denica slapped her hand.

"Whoa, hold it, big gal! No taking seconds until everybody's had a slice!" Denica said while looking at DJ.

"There is no way I'm eating this, dude!" Lenny whined.

Bradley grabs Lenny by the shoulders. "Lenny! Lenny! Let's try a little yogic meditation, okay?" Lenny nodded. Then Bradley sits on the table Indian-style. "First, get into lotus position."

Bradley was able to help Lenny down his slice with a bit of help from the art of yoga and meditation. "Ohm... ohm... ohm..." Lenny chanted between bites.

"Now that's what I'm talking about, teamwork! Slide me some fingers!" LeShawn said.

"Come on, you've fed Bunny by mushing up her food for her. This is nothing." Denica said.

CONFESSIONAL - DJ

"She's got a point. And it's a good thing I left Bunny at the cabin." DJ stated.

DJ tries to take a bite of the pizza, but she finds herself unable to do so. "O-Okay, you know what? I can't be doin' this! Little grasshopper mindin' his own business! What'd I wanna go around and bite his little head off for?"

And before anyone knew it, the boys had completely finished their pie. "The winners of this round… are the guys!" Kris announced as the boys all cheered with Denica and Olivia giving dirty looks at DJ.

"What?" DJ asked defensively.

"All right, who's ready for the third course?" Kris asked with the clap of her hands. Her only response was groans from everyone as Lunchlady passed everyone their next dish. "Spaghetti!" Lunchlady then lifted the tops of one of the dishes, revealing a plate of squirming worms covered in some sort of slime and balls of hair. "Well, actually, Earthworms covered in snail slime sauce and hairballs."

CONFESSIONAL - BERT

"NOT WORMS AGAIN!" Bert screamed.

"No!" Bert yelled as he stood up. "I can't take anymore!"

Bert then started screaming as he quickly bolted from the table and ran out of the lodge as fast as he could.

"I'll take care of this." LeShawn told everyone as he chased after Bert until he tackled the nerd.

"Okay, okay! I'm good! I'm good." Bert panted.

They both came back with Bert hyperventilating in LeShawn's arms while LeShawn simply smiled and kept a strong grip on Bert. "Come on Bert, it's not that hard."

After LeShawn puts him back at his seat, Bert stares at his meal nauseously.

"Yeah, you were able to overcome your fear of worms at time, you can do this." Glen said.

Recalling how he jumped into the pools of worms just to stick it to Heath who said he'll chicken out like in the first challenge. "You're right, I can do this! After all, it's only spaghetti. I love spaghetti. Spaghetti is good." He said, grabbing his fork.

Lenny is once again meditating with his eyes closed while eating. "Ohm..." then he gags, and opens his eyes "Where am I?"

Lunchlady rolls her eyes and shakes her head.

Denica starts slurping on some of the worms, if reluctantly. But then she noticed Olivia and DJ aren't eating. "Come on, you sissies, it's just worms! Eat it!"

"No way!" DJ pushes her plate away. "I ain't eating no slimy squirmy worms!"

"Me neither!" Olivia pushes plate away as well. "I ain't that desperate!"

"Done!" Bert announced, then burps a worm out.

"And once again, the winners are the guys!" Kris announced and put their scores 1 to 2.

The guys cheer.

"See? It's just like I've been saying all along. We've gotta act like a team." Heath said.

"Whatever, yo." LeShawn said.

CONFESSIONAL - BRADLEY

"I think the guys really made a breakthrough as a team." Bradley happily said as it seems the guys were getting better at working together.

"You kidding me?!" Denica complained. "Didn't you chew up some worms to feed a couple of baby birds just a few day ago?"

"That's different! I didn't have to swallow it!" DJ argued.

"You're costing us our victory!"

"Olivia chickened out too!" DJ pointed at Olivia.

"Leave me out of this!" Olivia yelled.

As the girls got into a full-blown argument, Kris blew the whistle again and got them to cease. "Enough! You girls make up or do I have to forfeit you?" Kris said sternly.

"Fine." Denica eased up.

"Alright. I'm sorry, Denica." DJ apologized.

"I'm sorry too." Denica the apology.

"I love you guys so much." Olivia give the two a big hug.

All the while Bradley looked at the scene with a dropped jaw.

CONFESSIONAL - BRADLEY

"Are you freakin' kidding me, dudes?! I can't believe how quickly the girls made up!" Bradley said with a surprised tone and look. "Even I like to hold a grudge for a good six minutes. Hehe."

CONFESSIONAL - LUNCHLADY

"I was excited about the next dish." Lunchlady grinned and chuckled as she scratched her behind. "I made it from scratch."

"All right everybody. Time for course number four." Kris announced as Lunchlady brought out everyone's next dish. If one looked at the buff lunch lady's face, it was clear she was enjoying this far too much. "No nine-course meal would be complete without soup." Lunchlady then revealed the next dish to be soup with some... things floating around in it that should never be in soup. "Today's special is French Bunyon soup with hangnail crackers."

CONFESSIONAL - BRADLEY

"I think they just use stuff from Lunchlady's bathroom floor." The surfer stated.

Denica cringed in disgust at this dish... then looked and see that the guys are struggling and gagging about having to down one spoonful of, what could very loosely be called, soup. Then she just got an idea that would work. She brought out a funnel for the girls to use. Thanks to this, the three were practically able to pour the soup down into their stomachs, quickly securing them the win.

"I didn't even taste it." Olivia said.

CONFESSIONAL - BRADLEY

"Why didn't I think of that?" Bradley questioned with his arms crossed.

"The girls win again!" Kris announced, getting the three to cheer as Lunchlady came in and replaced their soup bowls, finished or otherwise, with a brand new and covered course. "The score's now tied up at two. Only five more courses left. Bon appetit!"

"Come on, guys." Denica cheered her team on. "Let's show them some girl power!"

"Denica's right." DJ stated with a smile as she tried to pump herself up. "Let's kick some boy butt!"

"WOOOOOOOO!" Olivia hollered.

Now presenting a musical montage through the rest of the five courses.

You gotta eat (Eat!)

Eat to win

Lunchlady provided the next course to everyone which was just a giant ball of chewed-up gum that Lunchlady chewed herself.

Don't let them gross you out

Don't let them push you down

Stand up tall and say you can (Ahh!)

Next up was milkshakes made from skunk stink juice.

You gotta eat (Eat!)

Eat to win

After that, the next course was straight up a flip-flop with a smiley face drawn on it with silicone icing.

Ooh, you gotta eat

Eat to win

And course #8 was stew made from garbage like banana peels, dead fish and soda cans all stirred together.

And with that, the montage came to an end.

The campers groan. At this point, they don't know how much more they can stomach these so-called meals.

"Wow, it's still tied up. We're down to the last course in the challenge. It's delicious dolphin wieners. Hot dogs made of dolphin." Kris said.

Bradley gasped. "Dude! Dolphins are our friends!"

"What are you waiting for? It's already dead." Heath stated as he grabbed a bottle of ketchup and was fully prepared to eat it. "If you don't eat it, we don't win." Heath said.

"But I can't! I'm a surfer! I swim with dolphins!" Bradley said.

"Eat it!" Heath demanded.

"Never!" Bradley yelled back as he got into Heath's face. "I won't do it! You can't make me, dude!"

"I'm with you, brotha." DJ stated from the girls' table as she crossed her arms after pushing away the plate. "I ain't eating no dolphin."

CONFESSIONAL - LUNCHLADY

"I slave over a hot stove cooking dolphin." Lunchlady complained at two of the camper's unwillingness to eat the dolphin dogs. "No appreciation!"

Kris frowned at the current situation. Both Bradley and DJ are sitting down with their heads up, their arms crossed and a leg crossed. Neither of them are going to break and even eat a tiny piece of dolphin meat. "Okay, enough." She announced. "We'll solve this with a tie-breaker. By having an eat-off!"

LeShawn and Olivia find themselves sitting in front of a tray of 15 shot glasses, as Kris explains the rules. "The one who can drink the most shot glasses of fresh, delicious blended cockroach will be the winner." The campers watch as Lunchlady filled a blender full of live cockroaches, then turns it on to fix them up into a fine liquid blend. "This unlikely satisfying blend of eight different cockroaches is vitamin rich for your balanced lifestyle." Lunchlady then pours the liquid full of roach heads and legs into every glass. "On your mark, get set, go!"

After each drank six shots, Olivia drinks the last three and raise her fists in victory... before passing out. LeShawn groans.

"Olivia wins!" Kris said.

DJ and Denica cheered.

"You completely suck, LeShawn!" Heath said.

"Oh, uh-oh, something's coming up." LeShawn groaned. Then he vomited out everything he ate. A cockroach swim in his puke.

This caused DJ to vomit as well. Then Denica. While Lunchlady and Kris retches at the sight. Then the rest of the boys vomit at the camera.

The sun was setting upon the camp. A cruise ship has come to pick the girls up for their weekend getaway. Denica, Olivia and DJ make their way to the cruise ship with none of the guys there to see them off.

"The girls are the big winners today." Kris announced. "And the guys go their separate ways. Two definitive cliques have been cemented. For now."

The rest of the guys lock out Heath and Lenny.

"Hey! Open the damn door!" Heath screamed, as he and Lenny tries to open it and starts banging on it. LeShawn, Glen, Curtis, and Bert are amused, except for Bradley, who has to deal with this infighting for the rest of the show.

"What shocking surprises are in store for our campers next week as they head for the big merge? Tune in on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!"

Author's Notes:

As you've noticed, I switched some things around due other changes in gender.

Heath has a trunk of stuff, like Budnick in Salute Your Shorts.