Chapter 6: Battle for Heaven:
Story:
The Bull Demon King and the Monkey King invade Heaven and the Jade Emperor's forces fight back.
"How was I?"
"You were excellent, Red Girl," says the Bull Demon King.
"Thanks Daddy," says Red Girl.
"Now, go help your mother," says Bull Demon King.
"Okay, Daddy, bye Monkey King."
"Later, Kiddo," says Monkey King, "what a great kid. She takes after her Pops. You should be very proud!"
. . .
Tang Sangzang, Sha Wujing, and Pigsy arrive at Heaven. "Look," says Sha Wujing, "Red Girl was working with them!"
"And look at that beautiful woman with her," says Pigsy, "I'm in love!"
"Wait, that is Princess Iron Fan, Bull Demon King's wife," says Tang Sangzang.
"If she's touched that bull, I'm less interested... hey, wait a minute... look at how Princess Iron Fan has that proud look... Red Girl's their daughter!"
"She was just making sure we could trust the Monkey King," says Sha Wujing.
"We have to hurry," says Tang Sangzang.
. . .
"Where is that blasted dragon," asks the Jade Emperor, "oh right, he has a skin condition that basically forbade him from coming to land because his bathtub was broken!"
"And now we're in charge," says Monkey King, "you should've respected me when you had the chance!"
"I didn't respect you because you respected no one," says the Jade Emperor.
"Whatever," says the Monkey King.
"We have come to save the Gods," says Tang Sangzang.
"This should be fun," says Bull Demon King. He then turns to his true form, a giant bull.
The Monkey King jumps with joy.
"Really," asks Pigsy.
The bull then charges at the three.
"We need to find a way to take him down," says Sha Wujing.
"The sutras," says Tang Sangzang, "we need to take them from the Monkey King!"
"Then let's beat us a monkey," says Pigsy.
The three then run and try to avoid the bull. Pigsy attempts to attack the Monkey King, but the bull takes him down. Sha Wujing tries, but the bull takes him down. Tang Sangzang then makes it to the monkey and grabs the sutras.
"What," asks the Monkey King. The three then use the power of the sutras and grow to giant size. The bull attempts to attack, but the three grab him and throw him off of Heaven. They then look at the Monkey King. "Yeah! We did it! You guys know I was only pretending to be working for that cow, right?"
"Sun Wukong," says the Jade Emperor, "you have gone too far!"
"Me," asks the Monkey King, "Iron Fan and Red Girl were in on it too, plus, the Bull Demon King was the mastermind!"
"And they will be punished," says the Jade Emperor, "but right now, it is your punishment, your yin side shall be transformed!" The Monkey King's Yin Side gets turned into a puppet. "The only way to turn your yin side back is if someone were to pull your leg and they will become the puppet in your place, but if you pull their leg, you will be a puppet and they will be alive again! While your yang side shall become a buddha to make up for the mess that your yin side made"
"Thank you, your majesty," says the Monkey King's Yang Side.
"Jade Emperor, we were the ones who released him," says Tang Sangzang.
"Yes, but you are also the ones who stopped the Bull Demon King; therefore, you shall be honored!"
"It is true," says the Monkey King's Yang Side, "I actually tried to convince my Yin Side to not do all those things, but he never listens. In fact, he trick me into believing that he had change five hundred years ago!"
"Sounds good to me," says Pigsy.
"Thank you," says Sha Wujing.
"First, we must hide the puppet somewhere where no one will ever find it," says Tang Sangzang.
. . .
They then hid the puppet in the Temple of the Jade Emperor.
Jade's POV:
I wasn't listening.
"And that is the story!"
"A very nice story," says Daddy, "but a little different from what I heard. Let's go, Jade!"
Stranger's POV:
One day they will know the story. I'm happy that the Yang Side of the Monkey King is doing good as a buddha, but the Yin Side of the Monkey King still did alot of awful things. One day, all will know the mistake I made in teaching him when I was the Grandmaster!
The End