Chapter 6: You Know, We've Got to be Together:
Kali's Story:
Phil and Lil are fighting over a chair. Did I say Phil and Lil? I meant Icky and Sticky.
"Get off, Icky, it's my chair," says Sticky.
"Uh-uh, Sticky, I got here first," says Icky.
"Did not!"
"Did so!"
Then the phone rings and Icky answers. "Hiya, dwarf baby, I'm a radio people from station, uh, ABCDEFG... J," says Icky.
"Hey, I know that one," says Icky.
"Yeah, well, if you can answer my question right, you'll win enough tickets so you dwarf babies and Snow White could go to Fairy-paloopa concert tonight," says the Queen.
"So, am I on the radio right now," asks Icky.
"Uh, yeah, sure. Now, time for the question. Okay, uh..." Furball barks. "What kind of animal has a loud bark?"
"SSSSSSSSShhhhhhhhh. Furball, can't you see I'm on the radio? Okay, the one that's got the loudest bark is the evil queen," says Icky.
"Wrong! A dog, you dummy! A dog's got a loud bark," says the Queen.
"The queen got's a louder one," says Icky.
"Okay, let's try again. What part of your face do you use when you whistle," asks the Queen.
"That's easy- my nose," says Icky.
"It's your mouth, you numbskull," says the Queen.
"I use my nose," says Icky.
"Look, you got one more chance, so don't get it wrong. What's biggerer- an elephant or a mouse," asks the Queen.
"This is probably a trick question so's... I'm going to say a mouse," says Icky.
"What?! Are you kidding me? You are so... wrong! And that means you won, dwarf baby, because you didn't get any of the questions right," says the Queen.
"I don't get it," says Icky.
"Who cares? Just take the tickets," says the Queen.
. . .
That night, Snow White and the Dwarf Babies went to the Fairy-palooza concert.
"Hello, I'm the Grand Duke of the neighboring kingdom. My king found a girl to marry his son, but I believe that girl has... A FAIRY GODMOTHER!" The Grand Duke then bounces away while maniacally laughing.
"Hey, look! Somebody lost their mittens," says Baldy.
"Is this true, Manny," asks this white furred father cat, "you lost your mitten? Now you shall have no pie."
"Thanks a lot," says Manny the cat.
"Ooh, look! It's Prince... Charming," says Snow White, "he rocks... my world." Prince Charming then touches Snow White's hand. "I'm never washing this hand again."
. . .
Meanwhile, back at the Dwarf Babies' cottage, the Evil Queen gets to work. "Being the Evil Queen is fun and I'm really good at it!"
. . .
"Okay, folks, put your paws... uh, your hands, your hooves, whatever you got, put 'em together and give a big Fairy-palooza welcome to our first act- the one, the only Prince... Charming!" Prince Charming plays his music.
. . .
Snow White and the Dwarf Babies then return to the cottage.
"That was the bestest concert ever," says Spazzy.
"Wasn't Prince Charming, dreamy," asks Snow White.
They then see the mess.
"Where did all the aminals come from," asks Baldy.
"That thing pooped on my bed," says Scaredy.
"This is the worstest thing ever," says Sticky.
"This is horrible. I'll never be able to clean it all up," says Snow White.
"We're all going to clean up," says Baldy.
. . .
They then got started.
Snow White: It's a lot for me
And way too much for you
So, baby when we've got
Something big to do
Don't want to cry, we never pout
'Cause there's one cool way to work it on out
We get together...
Chorus: One for all...
Do it together...
Bend or crawl...
Get it together...
We sure won't fall...
You know, we've got to be together!
To Be Continued
In the next chapter, the Queen learns her plan failed.