Chapter 10: Don't Forget About Us:
Kali's Story:
Not wanting anything to happen to their friend while she slept, the Dwarf Babies put Snow White in a glass coffin and asked the animals to help them.
Baldy: We'll be back, Snow White
Baldy/Scaredy/Sticky/Icky/Spazzy: Don't forget us, please
Let's all make a wish...
Scaredy: Wait, I'm gonna sneeze
Ahh... ahh... Sorry. False alarm.
Baldy: So, sleep tight, Snow White
While we're gone, don't weep
'Cause when we get back
Things will be okay!
. . .
"Okay, Mr. Magic Mirror, now who's the fairerest one of all," asks the Queen.
"Young Lady, what you need is a hobby. Have you ever thought about braiding leather key rings or doing a little finger painting," says the Mirror.
"I don't want no dumb key ring. All's I want is to be the fairerest," says the Queen.
"All right, go ahead, take a look," says the Mirror. The mirror then shows her an image of Snow White sleeping.
"Poor Snow White. Looks like she's sound asleep from that potion I gived her. I guess I'm the fairerest one of all now. Huh? Well, I am, aren't I? Come on, say it," says the Queen.
"Okay- you're the fairest," says the Mirror.
"Yes! Finally, I did it! I'm the fairerest! I'm the fairerest! Whoo-hoo, I'm the fairerest! I'm the fairerest," says the Queen.
"And you're also the meanest and nastiest, not to mention loudest and most annoying, and I want out! I'm going to blow this royal pop stand. I quit," says the Mirror.
"Hey, nobody walks out on the queen till I fire them," says the Queen.
"Yeah? Well, watch me," says the Mirror.
"You're fired," says the Queen, "besides, there's lots of better talking mirrors around."
"Well, good luck finding one, because when I tell my buddies what you did to Snow White, no mirror in town will work for you. Taxi," says the Mirror and then a taxi came, and the mirror was gone!
"I'll see to it that you'll end up hanging in a stinky old bathroom somewhere," says the Queen.
"That would be paradise compared to working for you," says the Mirror.
. . .
The Dwarf Babies have found the castle. "Gee, Baldy, I don't think we're opposed to go in there," says Scaredy.
"It says they gots a mean dog," says Sticky.
"Who's gonna go in," asks Spazzy.
Furball was about to enter, but...
"Hold it, Furball," says Baldy, "this time, we're all going in!" Furball was happy. "Okay, dwarf babies, see that teeter-totter at eleventy o'clock? That's where we'll meet!"
Then the ferocious dog came out. Furball was facing her. But instead of a fight, the two started licking each other.
"She's not ferocious at all," says Spazzy.
"All right, dwarf babies, you all know what to do, right," says Baldy, "who wants to go first?"
"Me! Me," says Spazzy.
"All right, Spazzy, you sit on the other end of the teeter-totter. When I jump off that slide, you'll go flying and into that window over there," says Baldy.
"That sounds like fun," says Spazzy.
"Wait, Baldy! I'll do the jumping," says Scaredy.
"Huh? Say what?"
"Something must be wrong with my ears."
"Who are you and what'd you do with Scaredy?"
"Are you sure, Scaredy," asks Baldy.
"Yep. Like you always say, Baldy, 'A dwarf baby's got to do what a dwarf baby's got to do,'" says Scaredy. Scaredy gulps. Scaredy then gets ready and jumps, sending Spazzy flying through the window!
To Be Continued
In the next chapter, the Dwarf Babies attempt to get the anti-potion.