Chapter 11: The Evil Queen's Castle:
Kali's Story:
Glass shatters.
"I want to do that again," says Spazzy.
"I'm flying!"
"Whoa!"
"I gots a bug in my mouth!"
"Uh, guys? What about me," asks Scaredy.
"Don't worry, Scaredy. Grab the diapers and we'll pull you up," says Baldy.
. . .
"Here, guys, put these on," says Baldy, "if the queen sees us, she'll think we work in here. Okay, listen, guys, here's the plan. Icky and Sticky, you follow me. We'll check the queen's bedroom for the lotion. Scaredy, you, Spazzy and Drooly find a kitchen and look there. Ready? Good luck, everyones. We just gots to find that lotion."
. . .
Baldy, Icky, and Sticky were looking for the Queen's bedroom. There's a door with a giant neon sign!
"If I had to make a guess... I'd say this could be it," says Icky.
. . .
Since her old mirror split, the queen was getting desperate for a new talking mirror. You see, part of the problem with being the fairest is that you never know how long it's gonna last, so you always have to keep checking.
"Hello, this is the evil queen- I need..." They hung up on her. Just like the mirror had warned, no mirror in town would work for her. "I got to get a new mirror. Hey, watch where you're aiming!"
"Oh, sorry!"
It was an ad from the queen's neighbor, Jack. It said, 'Come on up, climb the beanstalk for the sale of the century.' Jack and the beanstalk are selling off all the giant's stuff!
"He's so dumb I could probably get a nice mirror for a lousy can of beans," says the Queen.
"One can of beans coming right up."
"Hey, what are you doing in here," asks the Queen.
"We're, uh...Making you lunch!"
"Yeah, that's it."
"You are? Ooh, what's my royal highness going to have? I'm real hungry."
"He's, uh, saying that we're going to make your royal hiney some hotdoggies and... ketchup and cereal and... and... beanses!"
"Beans? Where are they," asks the Queen.
"They're right over there."
But the Queen then stops. "Hey... I know you... You're the dwarf babies! What are you doing here?"
"Let's get out of here."
"Get them," says the Queen.
. . .
The Dwarf Babies are hiding. "Oh, quit tickling me," says Scaredy.
"Get off my feeties," says Sticky.
"Uh, guys... I don't think we're alone," says Baldy. There were animals. The Dwarf Babies then ran!
. . .
As the Dwarf Babies ran, they got caught!
. . .
"Come here, stinkers. Off with their heads," says the Queen.
"When are you going to realize you can't affiliate death with Rugrats?"
"Hmm. Oh, all right, then put them in the dungeon. I don't want them messing up my evil plan," says the Queen.
The Dwarf Babies are now being taken to the dungeon.
To Be Continued
In the next chapter, Snow White is saved.