"Oh fun? You had a little fun with it? Well this is not what we want to represent us. When you showed up here a week ago you told us you would help run this hotel. Instead you're mocking us. Nobody's gonna wanna come to a place that a powerful overlord like you thinks is a waste of time. What?" Vaggie asks angrily as Alexis walks into the room where Vaggie, Charlie, Alastor and Angel Dust are before Angel raises his hand couch.
"If'n you're filming a commercial can I suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrity you have right here?" Angel asks he points to himself with three of his arms while holding a bottle with one arm.
"Angel you're a porn star." Vaggie says annoyedly.
"A famous porn star. I'll have the horniest sinners knocking these walls down to get in." Angel says as he smiles.
"We are not filming a porn as a commercial." Vaggie says.
"Why not? Sex sells don't it? I swear if you film me goin' at it with mister fancy talk-creepy voice here you'd be rollin' in participants willing to stay at this tacky hotel." Angel says as he gestures to Alastor.
"Haha! Never going to happen!" Alastor says as he laughs with amusement.
"Angel I appreciate you wanting to use your special skills to um attract folks to the hotel but I really don't want to exploit you in that way." Angel says as she looks at Angel.
"Oh please baby. This body was made to be exploited. I got the arms, I got the stamina, I got the legs. I got the lung capacity. Oh I got the legs. The gag reflex, the holes, the chest fluff everyone thinks are tits." Angel says as Alexis blushes at his words and looks away.
"Uh Angel no offense but we don't really need to hear all that." Alexis says as Angel gets up and goes over to her.
"And why not sweets? It's the truth. No sense in denying it." Angel says as Alexis glares at him annoyedly.
"Can you stop calling me anything else besides my actual name?" Alexis asks annoyedly.
"Mmm. No. It's too much fun seeing your reactions." Angel says as he laughs and smiles as Charlie's phone rings.
"Hold that thought! I'll be right back." Charlie says as she leaves with her phone.
"Hey I have a question. If freaky face over there is so powerful then why can't he just make people stay here?" Angel asks.
"Oh trust me. I can." Alastor says as he gives a creepy smile.
"Why do you think I'm here? You actually think I'd be cleaning bottles and listening to you fucks bitch and moan all the time if he wasn't forcing me?" Husk says as she is cleaning his bottles at his bar before Nifty pop up from behind the counter.
"I like being forced." Nifty says happily.
"Keep that to yourself Niff." Husk says.
"What? You don't love being here with me Whiskers?" Angel asks as he smiles.
"Call me Whiskers again and I'll jam that bottle down your throat." Husk says angrily.
"Kinky. Come on keep talking dirty." Angel says as he smiles.
"Angel. Let Husk do his job, stop pestering Alexis and no we can't force sinners to stay here. They need to choose to." Vaggie says a she sighs.
"I'm choosing to be here and I think it's all stupid. We're in hell toots. That's kind of the end of the road ain't it?" Angel asks.
"Well maybe it doesn't have to be. Just because nobody has made it out before doesn't mean it's not possible." Vaggie says.
"Hey whatever means I can keep crashing here rent-free. Crack is expensive." Angel says as he goes over to Vaggie and puts a hand on her shoulder before Vaggie goes over to a happy and excited Charlie as she comes into the room before the two leave and get followed by the others and see Charlie heading out the door.
"That bitch is halfway down the street!" Angel says as he and Alexis see Charlie singing and dancing down the street.
"Is she?" Vaggie asks.
"Yep." Alexis says as she leans against the doorway.
"Ugh no..." Vaggie says annoyedly.
*Timeskip*
"Okay so Charlie is dealing with something very important. So while she's gone we are making a new commercial. One that represents her vision and what we're doing here. So we need a camera. Alastor? A video camera?" Vaggie asks as Alastor conjures up a an old photography camera in her hands.
"Hmmm." Alastor says annoyedly as he snaps his fingers and conjures up a poorly used video camera.
"Alright! Let's do this! And... Action!" Vaggie says as Angel and Husk are at the bar while Alexis is standing near the bar.
"Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel. Can I help you with anything?" Husk asks as he reads from a script in his hands.
"I've been a bad boy and I need a big strong daddy to put me in my place... On the path to redemption!" Angel says as Husky groans annoyedly and looks at his script.
"Well you come-" Husk then gets cut off by Angel.
"Oh yes!" Angel says as he moans.
"To the right place." Husk says annoyedly before Vaggie growls annoyedly and stops recording.
"Cut! Okay Angel I need you to be less horny if possible and Husk can you maybe not have the script in front of your face?" Veggie asks.
"I ain't no actor! I can't memorize this shit!" Husk says angrily.
"Well we could improv this shit baby cakes. Rrawwr." Angel says as he gets close to Husk's face and smiles before Husk annoyedly shoved Angel off the counter and onto Alexis as the two fall into the floor.
"Hey!" Alexis says angrily as she blushes seeing Angel on top of her.
"Whoops." Husk says as he smiles before grabbing a bottle and drinking from it.
"Whoops my ass! Angel do you mind to get off?" Alexis asks as Angel smiles at her.
"Aww but I was just getting comfy sweets." Angel says as Alexis glares at him.
"Now!" Alexis says firmly.
"Aww fine. You're no fun." Angel says as he gets off Alexis before the two stand up.
*Timeskip*
Later as Alexis is in her room she and the others are soon summoned to where Vaggie and Alastor are and are dressed up in new clothes.
"Alright everyone let's make a fucking commercial." Vaggie says happily.
*Timeskip*
"Alastor pulled some strings and it's about to air." Vaggie says as she later comes into the room with Charlie where the others are waiting.
"I pulled a few limbs too hahaha!" Alastor says.
"Wait the commercial? You all made a new one?" Charlie asks in surprise.
"Yeah. One of my better performances if I do say so myself." Angel says proudly.
"That's... that's amazing." Charlie says happily as she tears up.
"Sshh it's starting." Angel says as the commercial starts.
"Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel-" Vaggie says as she gets cut off before their commercial changes to the news channel annoying everyone.
"Breaking news in Hell today! We have just received word from the Heaven Embassy that the next Extermination is happening sooner than ever before. Do you know what that means Tom?" Katie asks.
"No what does that mean Katie?" Katie asks.
"It means we're all royally fucked!" Katie says as everyone sees the Clock Towers days reduce to 176 until the next Extermination.
"Wait! What!? Why!?" Angel asks as everyone gives a worried look.
"This is so not good." Alexis says.