Adrien stared at the blinking cursor, wondering what to do. Technically, he wouldn't be lying if he updated Cat Noir's Wiki Page, but what he was going to write might be stretching the truth, like a bouncy rubber ball. Oh, well. Might as well have some fun.
Plagg who was sitting at his desk eating his beloved Camembert, nearly choked as Adrien inserted a new profile pic of Cat Noir with a rose in his mouth, waving to invisible but loving fans.
"Adrien, you've got to stop reading that sappy Romeo and Juliet book and get back to Puns 101!" "Quiet, Plagg, busy typing."
Cat Noir is a 5000 year old hero of Paris… "What?!" Adrien snapped as Plagg's dropped to the desk. "5000? Really?" "So?" "So, when you finally get your dream date with Ladybug," Plagg answered, fluttering his lashes, "She'll ask how old you are. You answer that, she'll think she's dating a old geezer!" "Hey, us cats can be very cuddly in our old age," Adrien defended himself, and older cats everywhere.
"If golden flowing hair and the personality of a angel, he has been bestowed a gift from the heavens," Plagg read. Who did this kid think he was, Zeus? Though it would be pretty awesome if Adrien could start throwing lighting bolts.
Adrien was lost in his frantic typing, unaware a familiar face peered upside down into his window, reading every word he typed. Six pack, she read? Oh, she had to fix that error!
"Hey, why are you on Cat's Noir's Wiki?" Ladybug swung down into the room, and Adrien nearly jumped a mile. "Ladybug! Where did you come from?" "Um, the window? Why are updating Cat's page?" "Oh, I'm a huge fan but they got some stuff wrong about him, so I corrected it. He's awesome, right?"
But Ladybug was reading. "Six pack? Ha, I gave him a eight-pack. Oops," she clapped a hand to her mouth. "Uh, er, do you know you can update Wiki?" she squeaked, and Adrien nodded.
"Bet Cat will be glad we updated it," Adrien smiled. "Now, how about a movie?" Ladybug nodded, hoping that Cat didn't frequent the Wiki page often, or she would have some serious explaining to do.