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RosyMiranto18: There's a lot of things to say, and it's maybe not all of them.
Q: Nama yang aneh untuk mengatasi Populasi Kucing Liar...
A: You better googling about TNR, that's actually a real thing.
Q: Oh no, pasti gara gara England itu Kristen juga.
A: Sebenarnya, alasan Alexia di Chapter 298 itu merujuk pada fakta kalau England di Hetalia dan Sorin di Basara punya VA yang sama.
Q: Apa itu Zawame? Aku nggak tahu apa itu Windscale juga.
A: Zawame nama kota, Windscale brand baju. It's Kamen Rider reference, don't worry about it.
Q: Tapi aku lupa referensi RWBY Chibi sebelah mana (di Chapter 298).
A: Episode 11 season 3 bagian 'Put It In Reverse' dan episode 13 season 1 bagian 'Nora Workout'.
Q: Wait, mereka punya kembar sebelum menikah?
A: No...
Q: Jangan bilang Edgar suka Baby Shark :/
A: Dia suka-nya lagu dari Vocaloid Gumi.
Q: 20 Miliar?! Siapa yang ngangkat?!
A: Hanya perumpamaan.
Q: Apa hubungannya Spiderman dan Remah?
A: Scene jentikan jari yang mengubah setengah populasi Bumi menjadi debu?
Q: VA-nya Swiss juga Park Romi?
A: As far as I remember, yes.
Q: Dua? Kalau Ashley itu yang pertama, siapa yang kedua?
A: Hibatur punya pacar hantu, silakan tanya sendiri sama orangnya.
Q: Sejak Kapan Hula itu referensi Lion King?
A: Should I explain?
Q: Aku pikir itu salahnya Ayahuasca tadi, bukan Ganja.
A: Itu dua masalah yang berbeda.
Q: Um… Purple Haze JoJo itu alasannya kan?
A: That, and you probably already know how most Stands get their name from.
Happy Reading! :D
Chapter 299: Vibrant Victory
"Blind date?!"
"Køben already reserved a table on Valentine's Day for you. I did this because you need to get a girl! I already fed up with you being a flirty dumbass!"
"I'm not that bad!"
"Remember the time you flirted Lucy?" (Call-Back to fanfic 'Long Lost Big Sister'.)
"Okay! Fine! Don't remind me, just shut up already!"
That conversation with Luthias (or more like argument considering how they usually interact with each other) two days ago was the reason why Victor come to a nearby restaurant in their family's neighbourhood.
What happened before he gonna doing the blind date was not helping either.
"Bornholm, calm down. Just be yourself." Margie giving advice when Victor started feel nervous.
"'Be myself'?" Victor repeated. "Zea-tan, I have one day to win over my blind date."
Then he turned at three visitors in the house. "How long did it take before you guys started liking me?"
"Couple weeks." (Tino)
"Six months." (Emil)
"Jury's still out." (Lukas)
"See?" Victor pointing out. "'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?"
"Uhm... Excuse me." Victor approaches the girl in charge of cashier at her counter. "My big brother reserved a table for me, I think it was table no. 6?"
She checks out the reservation list. "Oh yeah, the table is over there!"
She pointing at the table that decorated with a lot of gaudy heart decorations.
Victor just blinked in confusion. "... Seriously?"
"Well, it IS Valentine's Day, so several table already being decorated like that."
Victor decided to shrug it off and sitting on the reserved table, he then checking his phone while waiting for his date.
At the other side of restaurant...
"Why I had to be the one who spying on this blind date," Andersen giving the cynical side eyes at Enara besides him. "and why I had to do it with you."
Enara pulled down her binocular and looking at Andersen. "Well, someone had to take your little brother's place when he has his own date with his pretty boy somewhere else."
"I hate when you're right."
"Oh wait, she's coming!"
"Uh... Hello."
Victor looked up to see the girl who asking him.
She has a long blonde hair with a purple ribbon tying the edge of her hair, there's a brown hat with purple ribbon on her head. She wearing a purple framed glasses with blurred lenses, a pearl earrings, a stripped purple sweater, a red scarf with one horizontal yellow stripe, a yellow cross necklace, an orange skirt with green lace, a black belt with pink ribbon attached on it, a mismatched socks with one vertical stripe (red with white stripe at right leg and blue with yellow stripe at left leg), and a brown shoes with grey sole.
"Is it table no. 6?"
Victor was too stunned with her beauty to answer the question. Eventually, he starts doing something stupid.
"Homina homina homina homina..."
Andersen groaned and facepalmed. "That idiot."
Enara chuckled at that scene.
"Oh." The girl looking at the number sign. "Look like I'm at the right table."
Victor suddenly snapped out of his chanting. "Wait what?"
'I know he's an idiot, but I don't expect him to be THAT bad!' Andersen just shaking his head.
"I meet a lot of people in my life, but I never expect someone like you before. I actually like it though, that's a good change for me." The girl giggling. "Jag heter Vrida Grip, but I'm also called Scania."
"... Swedish?"
"Yes, and you?"
"I'm Danish." The eyepatch guy scratching the back of his head. "Victor Densen."
"Is your name spelled with c or k?"
"Any spelling is fine, as long as I'm not called Vicky."
After ordering, those two keep talking about a lot of thing.
"I already put in the slow acting aphrodisiac on their order when the waitress not looking."
"Wait, are you gonna make them having sex already?!"
"Oh, you don't know? She's secretly a pervert. I once caught her *goose noise.* with a copy of Vogue Italia *goose noise.* some white chocolates *goose noise.* six Europe cover boys *goose noise.* Bon Jovi *goose noise.* while choking herself. Or in other word, masturbating."
'Oh Gud, I don't wanna know what's gonna happen to Bornholm after this.' Andersen gulped. "I may unintentionally set both of them on table no. 6, if you catch my drift."
Enara immediately laughing.
A half of hour later...
Private Message
Victor
Hey, is it okay if Vrida stay at our house for a day?
Victor
She said her house is too far away to come home with her current condition.
Andersen
What happened?
Victor
Something about her body suddenly feels hot.
Victor
Like someone spiking her food with aphrodisiac or something.
Andersen
... I have no word for that, but she's allowed to stay.
Anyway, how's your date going?
Victor
Kinda good, I guess.
Victor
She's so pretty and nice, but...
Victor
I still have to confirm my feeling toward her.
Andersen
If you really like her, you can ask if she wants a second date.
If she says yes, that's may mean she likes you too.
Victor
I'll keep that in mind.
The next day...
"Hey, can I ask you a question?"
"Yes?"
Victor gulps and nervously pulled his collar. "Are you don't mind to having a second date? Maybe one day in future?"
"Sure."
He blinked in surprise. "... You don't even think twice."
The girl besides him holding his hand. "I just enjoy being together with you."
He just glances away with red face as he escorts Vrida to go home.
Private Message
Enara
So how's your date yesterday?
Vrida
I'm enjoy it. He's such a fun guy.
Enara
Heh. Glad to hear that.
Are you two already being girlfriend and boyfriend right now?
Vrida
Um... Not yet?
We're planning for second date though.
Enara
Okay~
Let me know if you two already being item.
Meanwhile...
Victor
Køben, where are you?
Victor
Aniki said your number can't be called.
Andersen
Day two of date at the bowling alley with Zea-chan, so I turned off my phone.
Did something happened?
Victor
Aniki told me that he has picked up Greeny and Giro from their date at Kitakami.
Victor
He wants me to tell you that he needs your help, saying "You're not gonna believe what happened to us."
Andersen
What do you mean?
Later...
Andersen
Luthias Ammagaruqnik Oersted.
What the hell did you get involved into at Kitakami that left you and Aniki covered in apple syrup?
Luthias
It involved some purple mochis that makes people doing chicken dance, a basket of apples, a stolen Pokemon from it's Trainer, and Giro doing a murder attempt with someone's backpack.
You better not question it.
Andersen
Why?!
Luthias
This is just how our lives go.
Our normalcy already flying out the window a long time ago.
A month later...
Ring ring!
Vrida picks up the phone call. "Hello?"
"Hey, about the second date..." Victor can be heard coughing nervously. "Are you free today?"
"Yes. Where we gonna going?"
"My big sis will pick you up. I already give her your address. We're planning for triple date. She'll tell you more later "
"That's sounds fun. I'm looking forward to it."
"Alright. See ya!" The phone call ended.
"I gotta be ready."
Several minutes later...
"Oh, here she is!" Enara said when Vrida come out. "I want you to meet Margie."
The said girl besides her waving. "Nice to meet you, Scania. I hope my brother didn't give you any trouble."
Vrida shakes her head. "No, not at all."
"Shall we go then?"
"Okay."
"Have fun~" Enara waving as they leave.
The three Danish Brothers and Giro can be seen hanging out at restaurant, talking about what they were doing last month while waiting for Margie to picks up Vrida.
"So how's your date at Kitakami last month, Giro?"
"Don't make me reminded of that chaos. I still can't believe there's a Pokemon that trying to control people with mochi."
"If it can help you, Giro, me and Aniki was spending the whole night to clean ourselves from the apple syrup."
"I actually want to help, Greeny, but you two had brought that to yourselves, although that was not your fault at all."
"... Køben, why are you like this sometimes?"
"Bornholm, just because I'm being one of the brain cells keeper in our family don't mean that I'm not allowed to being petty."
"... Is Zea-san the other brain cells keeper?"
"Yes, unless if she repeated the incident when she ate an over-sweet pudding that I already told her not to eat and somehow she managed to make a lawnmower got stuck on the tree."
Victor shrugs. "Well, atleast you and Zea-tan had a nice Valentine's Day at the bowling alley."
"Aside from the incident when several drunk people get kicked out after wreaking havoc while naked and causing property damage? Yeah, such a nice date we had." Andersen says sarcastically while reading a book.
"Atleast you don't had to witness someone's awkward attempt to giving The Talk to some younger kids." Giro slurping his drink with one hand, his other hand is feeding Kopen who sitting on his lap with some chopped pieces of chicken nuggets.
That statement reminds him with the time he saw Mathias giving The Talk to Luthias after the latter started to having a crush for the first time, although Andersen didn't remember exactly if that was before or after Luthias and Giro's first meet.
"Well, you see... No matter if your crush is a boy or a girl, both of them have hole."
Andersen was so, so unamused with what he just heard and decided to summoning the sport balls in various shape and size that raining on Mathias.
"This is why I rarely trust Aniki to dealing with educational stuff."
Luthias overhearing Andersen's mutters. "Is that why you intervene to giving me The Talk after Aniki got rained by the sport balls that day?"
"Ja."
"Speaking of The Talk," Luthias giving a side eyes at Victor, who doesn't notices what his brothers are talking about because he's too busy hogging fried fries and get scolded by Giro. "Did you already giving that to Bornlock?"
Andersen raised an eyebrow. "I did, why?"
Luthias' hand opened the door. "Hey, Bornlock. Dinner-"
"Argh!" Victor covered himself and someone next to him with a blanket. "Wait! Greeny, I can explain-"
The door got slammed harshly. "I didn't see anything!"
Luthias sighs with an annoyed face after remembered that embarrassing incident. "He leveled up from lover boy to lover man after his blind date."
Giro immediately spits out his drink.
Victor turns at Luthias with reddened face. "Greeny, what the fuck?!"
Andersen puts down his book on the table and massages his forehead. "Jeg undrer mig hvorfor..."
Andersen knocked twice, a faint sound was heard behind the door, and he opened the door which wasn't even locked at all.
Someone shrieked in horror and there was some noise. Mathias came by later and wondering what's going on.
When the noise died down, Victor was already standing in front of his two brothers with an awkward grin. "You guys need something?"
They looking around his room and found three things:
1. Victor only wears a puffer fish printed underwear. (Let's see... A cactus printed pajamas, a hedgehog onesie, and now this. What's next? A Durian themed footwear?)
2. There's a total mess of clothes scattered on the floor- Is that a red bra with yellow lace?
3. Andersen noticed there's a blonde girl, the same girl his little brother met during his blind date, on Victor's bed, wrapped in a blanket.
Mathias could only stared at the scene in front of him without any words, he even forgot why he had come to Victor's room in the first place. Andersen shaking his head and sighed in resignation after hearing a lot of screaming and cursing from Luthias outside of the house.
"Utroligt, begge to..." Andersen walking away. "Next time lock the door and use a condom, okay?"
"In my defence, that was happened so fast that I don't realize what's going on until it was too late." Victor's words convinced nobody.
"Hey, look at that. I think it's them." Luthias pointing across the street.
There's Margie and Vrida walking while chatting about stuff, the latter is seen wearing different clothes: a short sleeved purple jacket over a blue shirt with a single yellow horizontal stripe, a short red skirt with white stripes, a pair of red hand bands with yellow stripe, and a brown boots with diamond patterns carved on it. She's not wearing her glasses, showing her eyes color: greenish blue on right eye, blue on left eye, and light blue on the bottom part of both eyes. Her hat was replaced with a grey goggles with dark lens. She also not wearing the ribbon that previously tied her hair.
Victor, who once again stunned by Vrida's pretiness, muttering "homina" like an idiot he is.
Luthias and Giro gave him an unimpressed looks. "Seriously?"
"Bornholm, if you just so happen see a girl you like, you gotta atleast say-" Andersen stopped mid-sentence when he saw something. "He- hel- What the hell are those guys doing?!"
The boys looked back at the scene and showing the look of irritation because...
There's three punks who block Vrida and Margie's way and trying to flirting with them.
Giro growled. "What I really hope they're NOT doing."
Margie protectively raised her arm in front of Vrida. "Listen, if you guys are looking for breasts, thighs, and legs, go buy yourselves some chickens at nearby store. Because our body are NOT for sale."
"Hey, hey! Hold on a sec, bitch!" One of the punks boldly grabs Margie's wrist and yanked her.
"Ow! Hey!"
The three brothers immediately jumped up from their seats and leaving the restaurant, they're planning to save the two girls.
"Alles Gute." Giro waving his hand, then he notices a waiter approaching him. "They'll come back soon."
"Let's go!" (Victor)
"Right!" (Luthias)
"I'll distract them." (Andersen)
Once the three brothers got into position, Andersen approaching them and starts acting out a scene from the Penguins of Madagascar with overly dramatic body movements.
"I failed. I failed! Everybody, I failed! There. I am an Otter-Failure. If I could just say a magic word, and make your crown appear, I would."
His eccentric performance left both the three punks and the two girls, as well as some of the people around them, confused.
'Køben? What the hell are you doing?' Margie thought.
'Is he Victor's brother?' Vrida mentally asking herself.
"Are you on crack or some-"
"We'll reveal your true forms!"
Victor and Luthias suddenly snuck up behind the three punks and pulled down all of their pants at the same time, revealing their underwears for all to see: Sunflower from Plants vs Zombies, We Bare Bears, and Hello Kitty.
"Wha- Guys! What are you-" Margie tried to scold them, but the sight of the underwear got her giggling. "Pfft- Ahahahaha!"
"Oh my." Vrida can't help but laughing as well.
"Wah! What the fu- Whoa!"
The two girls and Andersen jumped aside as Luthias and Victor tripped the punks, making them fall forward with their asses in the air.
"Nice tastes in boxers!" Luthias snickered. "Very classy!"
"For Your Info, about how you guys treating women," Andersen added. "Out of all the things you guys have on your body, your eyes are the only balls that the bunch of idiots like you three are ever gonna use in your pathetic lives."
"Yeah, what he said! See ya~!" Victor waving hand.
The three brothers immediately rushed out of the area and the enraged three punks chased after them after pulling their pants back up, until six of them arrived at the empty alleyway.
"You think you can just humiliate us like that and get away with it?!" One of the punks pulled out the brass knuckles.
Victor confidently smirked at them. "You guys wanna play rough? Okay!"
Another punk cracked his knuckles. "We gonna beat y'all up and step on your body until you begging for mercy!"
"Well, I WON'T consent for you fuckers to step on me! Only my girlfriend is allowed to do that!"
Andersen's statement causing the silence that was lasted a few seconds.
"WHAT THE SPIKY HILLS?! OH MIN GUD! DUDE!" Victor cried out, utterly disturbed and creeped out. "For Mjolnir's sake! I don't wanna hear that from YOU!"
"... Now I'm sick to my stomach because of him." The other punk holding one of his hands up to his mouth, his face looking a little green.
While he also feel creeped out and disturbed, Luthias didn't wasting time to taking off his opened sling bag from his shoulder and threw it up into the air. "Say hello to our scrappy lil' friend!"
"MRAAAOOOOOOW~!" A battle ready Kopen leaped out of the bag and pounce at the punks.
Vrida and Margie arrived at the scene minutes later to see that the fight was already over.
The Danish Three Brothers Win. Flawless Victory!
"Ha! Losers!" Victor gloated and laughed. "Not even in our league!"
"You know, Bornlock..." Luthias picks up his bag with Kopen already inside it and sling it back on his shoulder. "I forgot to tell you this because I was pissed at you after what I saw last month, so..."
He offered Victor a fist bump with a smile on his face. "Tillykke. Really. I'm happy for you."
Victor chuckled and doing the fist bump. "Tak, lillebror."
"You guys didn't need to do that." Margie sighed, massaging her forehead as her boyfriend and their little brothers high fiving each other. "I can take care of those guys by myself."
"Believe me, I know." Andersen assured. "We just wanted to."
After going back to the restaurant and having lunch together ("You guys better pay me extra for keeping the table." Giro complained.), they're going to the mini-golf course.
"Heya, Giro and Luthy~" Zen waving from afar. Turns out he's also there with Molf, Arie, and Glinea.
Luthias and Giro just sweatdropped. "Ah, we're doomed..."
"Do you know them?" Vrida asking.
Victor's swing is so strong that they lose their golf balls to the horizon ("That's already thirty balls in a row, Bornlock!" Luthias protested.), while Arie and Zen had to stop Molf from doing the second driving attempt by using a golf buggy.
"I'm not gonna let you since you will ended up driving into the lake." Arie scolded while snatching the buggy keys out of his cousin's hand.
They lost the scorecards four holes ago. ("What do you mean Zen accidentally burns the scorecard and throws it into the lake?!" exclaim Andersen in shock.) Giro swears that he's keeping track of scores in his head, but, seeing as he's spending most of his time blushing while Luthias talks him through various golf swings and going in for a kiss on the cheek, combined with the fact that Victor and Zen keep disturbing both at each other and occasionally their other friends when they're about to hit the ball, Giro's pretty sure that the scores will just be hastily made up at the end of the game.
Only three people who doing the game seriously. Andersen and Margie could only sigh in resignation at the chaos around them. Vrida, who learning how to playing golf, get distracted by Kopen who keeps playing with her golf ball like any normal cat does.
The game finally ends with Zen declaring the score "a million to him" and ignoring Andersen's attempts to explain score system in golf. Glinea announces something in public that embarrassed Arie so hard he doesn't realized that Victor swiped the golf buggy keys from him so he and Molf can get in the golf buggy and drive off into the sunset, with "drive off into the sunset" meaning "jumped on a bump in the green, crashed at the other golf buggy, and driving into the lake".
All of them are banned for life from the mini-golf course.
Then they having dinner at another restaurant.
"So..." Glinea looking at Vrida. "Do you and Victor-"
"Are the good friend? I think you can say so."
"Y-Yeah! That's what she said!"
Victor's siblings could only sigh in resignation. 'These two are hopeless...'
Before the ayahuasca incident...
Serious Stuff
[Unknown Number joined the chat]
[The chat name was changed to You can't Spell Denmark without Den(-O)]
[2 numbers was added to the chat]
[13 names was changed]
[Unknown Number left the chat]
Andy's Protective Girlfriend
What the fuck just happened?
Andy the Magical Brain Cells Keeper
Honey, language.
Scania's Hopeless Boyfriend
What the fuck that means?!
Andy the Magical Brain Cells Keeper
Bornholm, language!
Luthy the Trapcon
That bitch is so fucking dead!
Andy the Magical Brain Cells Keeper
... Greeny, no murder!
Luthy's Pretty Boy
Somehow I'm not surprised something like this will happen.
It IS April Fool's after all.
Scania
I heard about it before.
Is that the day when people prank each other?
Boss Dan
Basically, yes.
Boss Dan
Atleast the kids won't checking the group chat for a time being. They were too busy nagging Vil-Vil since yesterday because they want him to give them a joyride on his ship.
Boss Dan
Also, feel free to ground those three, Køben.
Andy the Magical Brain Cells Keeper
Fucking gladly.
Boss Dan
... On second thought, I'm also gonna ground you myself.
Andy the Magical Brain Cells Keeper
No! Your method to ground me are the worst!
Scania
... Should I ask?
Andy's Protective Girlfriend
You better not.
Luthy the Trapcon
It seems Scania and Giro are gonna stuck here for a while.
Somehow that bitch managed to disabling the function to leave the group chat.
She also disabling the function to change back our chat name as well.
Andy the Magical Brain Cells Keeper
... I need some coffee.
Scania
Can I get some?
Andy the Magical Brain Cells Keeper
Be my guest.
Andersen and Vrida enjoying their coffee when Lisa entered the library.
"Ah, I don't want to bother you all..." She nervously said. "But have any of you seen my mug?"
"You mean this one?" Yima asking while holding the said mug. "There wasn't any coffee left, so I drank yours."
"Which you stole from me!" Andersen complained while holding the empty mug in his hand. "I barely got to have any!"
Luthias showed up and patting him on the back. "I'll get you some coffee later."
Andersen smiling at his brother. "Thank you."
"And I gotten some as well." Vrida added while putting her mug on the table. "But to be honest, this coffee tastes bad."
"That's because it wasn't coffee!" Lisa panicked.
"Then what was it?" Yima curiously asking.
Lisa gulped. "That's... Ayahuasca. The hallucinogenic drug that makes from vine and twig. Emy tricking Arta to gets those plant for her and turns it into what you drink right now."
"IT'S WHAT?!" exclaimed Vrida, Yima, and Andersen in unison.
Well, I think we already know what's gonna happen next.
After the ayahuasca and the weed brownies incident...
Luthy the Trapcon
How was your trip at the Loopy Land, Bornlock?
Scania's Hopeless Boyfriend
I feel like I'm just done watching some sad movies and somehow my head get crashed into the Berlin Wall.
Boss Dan
Glad you feel better.
Seeing you being the crybaby mess from the weed brownies was NOT the pretty sight.
Luthy the Trapcon
That was not worse than Køben angrily attacking people with book when under hallucinogen's influence after being reminded about the time Big Bro Nor gave him a 'Training from Hell'.
Andy the Magical Brain Cells Keeper
Greeny!
Boss Dan
... Norge did what?
[Mathias created a chat]
[Mathias invited 10 numbers to a chat]
[The chat name was changed to Serious Stuff]
Andersen
So we create another serious group chat (again) after the previous one get hacked so thoroughly that there's nothing we can do to restore it to normal.
Andersen
Also, feel free to greet Bornholm's girlfriend and Giro when you kids check the previous group chat. They won't go anywhere.
You can't Spell Denmark without Den(-O)
Miss Speedboat Fu-nen
Scania, please marry Big Brother Bornholm as soon as possible.
Sailor Poogle
Scania, please marry Big Brother Bornholm as soon as possible. (2)
Fluffy Froya
Scania, please marry Big Brother Bornholm as soon as possible. (3)
Fiorel
Scania, please marry Big Brother Bornholm as soon as possible. (4)
Chibi Lola Bunny
Scania, please marry Big Brother Bornholm as soon as possible. (5)
Scania's Hopeless Boyfriend
What the fuck you guys?!
Luthy's Pretty Boy
Language!
Little Miss Ice Bear
Giro, when you gonna marry my big brother?
Luthy's Pretty Boy
...
Scania
... We'll see in the future.
Omake:
"Tillykke med fødselsdagen!" The Danish Family celebrate their oldest brother's birthday this year.
"Thanks, guys! I love it!"
"How's that girl doing?" Andersen refers to the Garuchan's leader.
Mathias glanced the other way. "Well, aside from her cuteness aggression at the certain black Ranger from newest Sentai series, I think she's doing good."
Meanwhile, the said girl can be seen in her room eating some snacks while rewatching some older episodes of the series that Mathias mentioned about on her phone.
Special Bonus: Various Nicknames (Timeline: Somewhere between the blind date and the triple date.)
Vrida got some new contacts, but needs some help decoding the names.
The Big Nordics Forum
[Vrida joined the chat]
Vrida
Hello everyone.
Miss Aland came by and gave me some contact info on all of you.
However, she nicknamed most of them so I can't tell who's who.
Can you help me with them?
Luthias
Enara!
Enara
Couldn't resist
Tino
Sure we can, Scania-chan.
Just list them and we'll see if we can find out which one is which.
Vrida
Well, one of my contact names is "Four Eyed Trapcon"
Luthias
ENARA!
Victor
She's not wrong, dude.
Luthias
Shut up, you porcupine bastard!
Vrida
Porcupine?
Oh, so Victor must be "Shadow the Hedgehog"
Victor
Will people just stop reminding me of the time I forced to wearing my favorite porcupine onesie that get recolored by Køben because of the Halloween Prank Competition last year?!
Victor
Besides, hedgehog and porcupine are two entirely different animals!
Vrida
... I see.
I'm sorry.
Victor
Nah, that's okay. Go on.
Vrida
"Boss Dan"
Mathias
That's mine!
Vrida
"Sailor Poogle"
Andersen
... Neopets reference?
Aksel
I'm the one who request that nickname.
Vrida
"Why Marie's Port is a Boy"
Vilhelm
... Really?
Vrida
"Coldhearted Prince"
Stephan
I'm not THAT cold!
Tanya
Me and the others would disagree.
Vrida
"Inverted Fried Ice Cream"
Iselin
... She did has a good point.
Vrida
"Not a Fanboy Just Passionate"
Edgar (Von Enzo)
I'm glad she respects me like that...?
Vrida
"Chibi Lola Bunny"
Victor
... Couldn't you have come up with something more appropriate for Jutland, Enara?
Enara
It was the first thing that came to mind
Vrida
"Lukas-senpai's Tsundere Baby Brother"
Emil
Seriously?!
Mathias
Well, Enara has a good point.
You always refuse to call Norge 'Onii-chan', Ice.
Emil
AAAARGH!
Vrida
"Fluffy Froya"
Froya
Oh, I like it!
Vrida
"NLC Wrench Wench"
Tanya
Hmm, catchy.
Vrida
"Dual Dynamite Cock"
Hans
... What?
Vrida
"Andy the Magical Brain Cells Keeper"
Andersen
I'm more than just that!
Vrida
"Miss Speedboat Fu-nen"
Mathilda
I am, and very proud of it!
Lukas
Where's that nickname come from?
Vilhelm
Probably has something to do with the time she was fighting some sharks while riding speedboat.
I saw the whole thing, that was not pretty.
Mathias
...
Vrida
I'll keep going then.
Vrida
"Little Miss Ice Bear"
Luthias
Definitely Nuuk.
She'd probably wouldn't get the reference, though.
Vrida
"Andy's Protective Girlfriend"
Margie
Atleast Enara's not pointing out something else...?
Vrida
This one's really weird though.
"Berwald's Santa Wife"
Luthias
... I told you not to call Big Bro Fin that!
Enara
Come on, you know it's true!
Tino
... I don't like that you're right.
Berwald
...
What just happened?
Private Message
Victor
If you don't mind me asking...
Victor
What kind of nickname you gave Scania's number?
Enara
"My Griffin Sister"
I mean, Scania Peninsula is part of Sweden, so she's technically my sister. And her last name means Griffin.
Atleast I don't tell her your second number.
Victor
... I don't wanna know what kind of nickname you gave that number.
The Big Nordics Forum
Vrida
By the way, does anybody know who's this "Luthy's Pretty Boy"?
Victor
...
Andersen
...
Mathias
Uh...
Luthias
GODDAMNIT, ENARA!
Meanwhile at Garuchan Base, Giro suddenly has urge to beating someone.
To Be Continue, bukan Tower Bouquet Candy (?)...
Fun facts for today:
1. Timeline: Before Chapter 293 'Highijinx'.
2. Luthias' middle name means 'Artic Wolf' in Inuit language (according to name generator website).
3. While Luthias and Giro did like their date at Kitakami (they only came there for enjoying the festival and taking pictures of the scenes in the island), they just hate the fact that both of them (and Mathias who also came at the wrong time to pick them up) had to get involved during the Mochi Mayhem incident and somehow managed to not get possessed by the culprit of the said incident.
4. The last time the Danish Family had to make a new group chat for serious stuff, that was because Enara hacking Luthias' number to spamming Eurovision memes.
5. *cough.*AkuseJou/BunBlackisacopwhowearingoverallswhenhe'snotworking,hencemycutenessaggressionathim.*coughcough.*
6. The reason Enara naming Victor's number "Scania's Hopeless Boyfriend" in the Danish Family group chat because while his blind date with Vrida ended up with sex, somehow they see each other as 'just friends' (atleast until Victor finally confirms his feeling and found out that Vrida likes him too). There's also a normal nickname like "Lukas-senpai" and "Faroe-chan" in The Big Nordics Forum group chat because she probably playing favorite.
Yeah, it's full English. I regret nothing.
The title is the name for the main pairing in this Chapter.
Next Chapter gonna have more chaotic chat.
Review! :D