Episode 16: Hercules:
The episode starts off with Lampent sitting on a chair, for no reason, he was bored, and had nothing to do
"Gosh, there's literally nothing to do…I'm bored as FUCK" He said to himself.
Then, he looked at his right, Gourgeist, Phantump & Cofagrigus we're playing catch, one of the most boring games ever
"Yay, this is so much fun!" Gourgeist said while passing the ball to Phantump.
"Yeah!" He said as he threw the ball to Cofagrigus.
"I Agree, c'mon Phantump! Catch!" She said as she threw the ball over to Phantump.
Phantump then catches the ball in his hands
"Yay! So much fun and education!" Phantump said with the ball in his hands.
They were having fun, Lampent looked to the left, Dhelmise was telling Froslass some pirate jokes
"Why couldn't the 11 year old get into the pirate movie?" Dhelmise said as she prepared the joke.
"Why?" Froslass said in confusion.
"It was rated, Rrrrrr" Dhelmise said with confidence.
"Heh…hehehahaha! Oh, I get it! It's an 18+ movie!" Froslass said with a chuckle.
"You're indeed right, my land lover! Yohoho!" Dhelmise said with a smile on her face.
Then, Lampent looked in front of him, Sandygast, Annihilape, and Corsola were listening to the radio
"And today's forecast is that it's raining all day long, with thunder alongside it, it will be 5° Celsius outside, so I'd recommend you guys stay indoors all day, I hope you all have a good day" Said the weather forecaster, as he signed out.
"OH GREAT, ANOTHER DAY WITH RAIN" Annihilape said with rage in his head.
"Yeah, it's kind of lackluster the last few days, we've been having bad weather for 6 days straight, when will we have some good, sunny weather!" Sandygast protested.
"I don't know…Rain reminds me of me…" Corsola said in a depressing tone.
"Doesn't everything sad remind you of yourself?" Sandygast said sarcastically.
Corsola sighs
"Yes…" Corsola sadly said.
"Oh, you answered quicker than I thought" Sandygast said, surprised.
Lampent sighs, But then…
"Hi Lampent!" A sudden voice said it was Mimikyu. She was happy to see him.
"Oh, Hello Mimikyu" Lampent said boredly.
"Are you okay?" She said, concerned.
"Yeah, it's just that everything is boring around here the last time we've done something fun, like at all" Lampent said.
"Oh, i g-guess I could y-you could say that…" Mimikyu said nervously.
Mimikyu looks around
"D-do you want to get some burgers?" Mimikyu asked.
"Unfortunately not, since i heard there's a storm with big thunder going on, i heard that on the radio from Sandygast, and, i'm made from a source of fire, so if i go outside, i might die" Lampent truthfully said.
"O-oh…i-i see" Mimikyu said, with a hint of sadness.
Sandygast turned back to Lampent
"Wait, you guys, you've been hearing us all along?" Sandygast said.
"Ummmm, yeah?" Lampent said, confused.
"Okay, then leave us alone" Sandygast said, annoyed.
"Ughhhh…fine" Lampent said in a bored way, and then said: "Come on Mimikyu, let's get out of here."
"O-okay" She said awkwardly, as she left with Lampent.
The 2 of them we're heading out when they get stopped by Giratina
"Hey! Fatass! Get out of the way!" Said Lampent furiously.
"Well, you're up for elimination, alongside those 3 hillbillies over there" Giratina told, as he pointed at Dhelmise, Annihilape & Sandygast, who were pretending to be hillbillies.
"Oh, right, i forgot" Lampent said, as he then facepalmed himself.
"It's time to begin the elimination then!" Giratina said with a prideful tone.
It's Elimination time!
"Okay you four, you guys lost, since you guys we're egotistical enough to not find me in the dark, that means you guys must be blind, HAH!" Giratina said as he then laughed.
"Yarrrr, that's not fun to be blind! It's a serious mental illness!" Dhelmise said angrily.
"It's not an illness, Dhelmise, it's a condition, get yourself together!" Sandygast told Dhelmise.
"Yarrr, shush ya scallywag!" Dhelmise said back with an insult.
"Okay, that's-" Giratina said before being interrupted.
"Um, I'm not a scallywag, YOU! Are!" Sandygast said, very annoyed at Dhelmise.
Dhelmise Gasped
"You dare to talk to my generation of family!?" Dhelmise said, shockingly angry.
"Yes" Sandygast responded.
"Okay, this is getting…weird, i'm outta here" Lampent rubs his back and then walks out of the scene.
"Oh no, you don't! You have to stay here! It's elimination time!" Giratina told, as he grabbed Lampent, before he could leave.
Lampent scuffs
"Touche…" he said in a mad tone.
Giratina also looks at Dhelmise & Sandygast angrily
"AND YOU TWO STOP FUCKING FIGHTING FROM CRYING OUT LOUD!" Giratina said with a bunch of wrath in his voice.
Sandygast & Dhelmise shutted their mouths
"Okay, that's better, now onto the elimination, you four lost, because you couldn't be guided by the light, as they would say nowadays" Giratina happily said with a smugly grin.
"SHUT…THE FUCK…UP" Annihilape said with anger.
"Yeesh, you guys are even ruder than the devil himself" Giratina said, with a normal expression.
"...is that you?" Lampent asked, before…
"YES IT WAS ME!" Giratina said with rage, grabbing Lampent by the neck, Lampent sweats right away.
"C-can we head on with the elimination, p-please?" Lampent said cowardly.
Giratina angrily stared at Lampent, but that anger becomes happiness
"Oh, of course!" Giratina said, happily.
"To start off, the 1st thing is the prize, as usual, to start, Sandygast, you got NULL, out of the NEIN, votes" Giratina said.
"Rats! This isn't looking good for ya boy" Said Sandygast sadly.
"Oh, then haven't you looked in a mirror before?...it's obvious they are the judges of that…" Corsola said sadly, and depressingly.
"YOU CRACK MIRRORS!" Said Sandygast annoyingly, Corsola looked at him, a bit angrily.
"Okay, moving on from that fiasco, Dhelmise, you got only 1, so unfortunately you get, NOTHING" Giratina told.
"Yarrr…" Dhelmise said sadly.
"As for the other two of you, you guys are tied, so that's going to be a problem, and a big problem, at that" Giratina said.
"Also, has anyone even noticed that the font of this changed all of the sudden? Without warning?" Lampent asked confusedly.
"Oh yeah, you're right, I guess I could change that up now" Giratina said, as he grabbed the font change button, and he pressed it.
Changing the font
Giratina: Better?
Lampent: I mean…I guess? Nervously sweats
Giratina: Okay, phew! Good, anyway, Annihilape and Lampent, you guys tied, so I guess you guys will have to decide.
Lampent: Uuuuuuhhhh…Sweats even more than before
Annihilape just stares at Lampent
Annihilape: SO, ARE YOU GOING TO TELL SOMETHING, OR DO I HAVE TO GIVE YOU A KNUCKLE SANDWICH!? Clutches up his knuckles
Lampent: Okay! Okay! You can have it! I don't need It!
Annihilape: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. Glares at Lampent
Giratina: I guess Annihilape gets it then.
Annihilape: HAH, GOOD.
Giratina: So spin the wheel of DOOOOOOM now, so we can move away from this fiasco.
Annihilape: FINE.
Annihilape spins the wheel of DOOM, it lands on a Knife
Giratina: Congrats Annihilape, you won a knife, I don't know if it's useful, sooooo, yeah. Throws at Annihilape
Annihilape catches the knife and looks at it
Annihilape: WORTHLESS. Tosses the knife away
Then…it hit a wall, Phantump saw the knife, and remembered what happened…his PTSD kicked in…Flashback…Phantump, as a kid, was running away from a murderer, he was, of course, in a forest
Phantump (as a kid): Pant, pant, I-im…s-scared…Gulp...
Murderer: Hahaha…I've…GOT YOU! Points knife
Phantump screams and runs, but he trips over a big ingrain
Phantump (as a kid): W-WAIT! P-P-PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I-I-I'M ONLY 10 YEARS OLD!
Murderer: Oh boohoo!~ are you trying to convince me to not murder you? Well…NO! BECAUSE I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU!
Then, the murderer stabbed Phantump in the stomach multiple times, Phantump was crying in pain…before…dying…on the spot…the flashback ends…and Phantump…was crying, and left into the closet
Lampent: Yeesh, what's his problem?
Sandygast: No idea lampy.
Giratina: Okay! Shush, Shhh! It's time for the elimination votes! And speaking of you 2, Lampent & Sandygast, you guys are the only ones safe, so you guys will be getting some delicious mud cake.
Lampent: Ew! Gross!
Sandygast: Yum! I love mud cake!
The two of them glare at each other
Lampent & Sandygast: Watermelon! Watermelon! Watermelon! Watermelon!-
Giratina throws Mud cake at Lampent
Lampent: EW!
Sandygast: Haha!
Giratina tosses a mud cake at Sandygast too
Sandygast: CHOMP, Mmmm!~ tasty!
Giratina: Anyway, you guys got -2 & 0 respectively, as for you two, Dhelmise and Annihilape, you guys got tied with 1 vote, so you guys will need to break A tie.
Cofagrigus: I know something perfect! Brrrt!
Cofagrigus opened her bag
Cofagrigus: Rattle Rattle…no…Rattle…Rattle...not it…Rattle…oh! I think I found it!
Cofagrigus grabs a coin
Cofagrigus: Let's let fate decide who goes.
Giratina: Good idea! Now Dhelmise, which side do you pick?
Dhelmise: Yarrr, Heads.
Annihilape: I GUESS I'LL TAKE TAILS THEN, LIKE THERE'S NO OTHER CHOICE ANYWAY.
Giratina: Okie dokie, let's give it a flip!
Cofagrigus: Righto.
Cofagrigus throws the coin in the air, and catches it with her own hand
Cofagrigus: And…it seems…Opens hand, Annihilape is going away!
Annihilape: W-WHAT!? EXCUSES! I WANT A REDO!
Giratina: Well, we can't do that, since according to the rulebook, Flip, Flip, It says that redo's aren't allowed.
Annihilape: GRRR! I'LL KILL YOU!
Annihilape charges at Giratina, but before he could punch him, he got Shadow Chain'd
Annihilape: OH, YOU SUCK BALLS!
Giratina: Yawn…Did somebody say something?
Annihilape: GRRR, ONCE I GET OUT, I WILL CUT OFF YOUR BALLS AND KILL YOU!
Giratina: You can't, because I'm a demigod, and if I'm a demigod, I can destroy you easier than Hercules defeating Hades, HAH!
Annihilape: GGRRRMMM, UGH, YOUR LUCKY.
Giratina: But anyway, Dhelmise, you are safe, due to the coin flip.
Dhelmise: Yarrrr!
Giratina: Here is your mud cake. Toss
Dhelmise: Yikes!
Dhelmise dodges the mud pie, and it lands on…
Gourgeist: God damn it…
Gourgeist smears the mud off her face
Gourgeist: Who threw this at me?
Lampent: He did. Points at Giratina
Giratina: SHUT THE FUCK U-
Technical difficulties! Please stand by
Giratina: Okay, now that that is taken care of.
Giratina Recovers Lampent
Giratina: So, the challenge is something dark, something sinister. Today's challenge is to survive the lightning! Let me explain; There are 4 platforms, 1 different color per platform, Red, Yellow, Green and Blue, you all have 1 minute to stand on a platform before locking in, if you get struck by lightning, if that's the case, then you will be up for elimination, the 2 people that survive will be safe, if that's enough said than I already did, for the final 6, you guys can't pick the same platform as the last round, good luck! As you guys will be teleported in 5…4…3…2…1, Snap
Giratina teleported the 9 of them onto the platforms, Phantump was still crying like a wimp, Gourgeist just takes him to the blue platform
Gourgeist: Don't worry Phantump, it will be all okay.
Phantump: B-but…sniff, I…I'm remembering things I shouldn't…this isn't O-okay!
Gourgeist: Oh? How so?
Phantump: W-well…I…got killed…sniff...many…many times…it was…l-like a torture chamber…
He cries again, in pain, it was like 6 thousand souls where scratching his insides, Gourgeist rubs Phantumps back, Cofagrigus also stays on the blue platform
Cofagrigus: Hey guys!
Gourgeist: Cofagrigus, not now, Phantump is feeling down by a bunch, I think it's best to leave him alone.
Cofagrigus: Oh…alright then, but I'll stay on this platform, just in case.
*Gourgeist nods, While that was happening, Lampent & Mimikyu we're on the Yellow Platform*
Lampent: So which platform do you think will fall?
Mimikyu: I guess green? Since it's an unlucky color to people?
Lampent: Maybe, but it's 1 in 4, which, I LIKE THOSE ODDS.
Mimikyu: Um…O-okay I guess.
Giratina: And everyone is locked in! So let's see which platform is the unlucky one.
Dhelmise: Yarr, good luck tryin' because you'd be lyin' on the ground!
Lampent: WHY WON'T YOU KILL YOURSELF!
Froslass: That's kind of offens-
Then, the thunder struck on the red platform, the thunder hits Froslass with pain
Froslass: YAAAAAAAAOOOOOWWW!
Then, it kills Froslass, after a bunch of volts came in Froslass' body
Giratina: And Froslass is outta here, so she is out! Now go for the next platform everyone! Remember, you can stay on the same platform, for now.
Dhelmise moves to red
Dhelmise: It can't be red twice, right?
Dhelmise entered the zone, she was the only one standing on it, while that was happening, Corsola moves to Yellow, Lampent moves to Green, Sandygast also moves to Green, Phantump & Gourgeist stay on Blue, and Cofagrigus leaves to Red
Giratina: Evenly split ey? Well, two people will be gone this round! So let's see who it is!
Cofagrigus gulps, and shivers
Cofagrigus (In her mind): Please be Yellow…Please be Yellow!
Corsola: You know…I'm feeling something…weird…is it death?
Mimikyu: Wait what-
And…the Thunder struck Yellow, zapping them
Corsola: Ow.
Mimikyu: YOWYOWYOWYOWYOW!
Then, the thunder was able to kill them, making Mimikyu & Galarian Corsola dead
Cofagrigus: WOOHOO!
Lampent: NOOOOOOOO! MIMIKYU!
Dhelmise: Whatcha mean Woohoo? They clearly died!
Cofagrigus: Well, I guessed a color, and that color got zapped!
Dhelmise: Oh- Hey wait a minute!-
Giratina: And there goes another 2, and it seems we've reached the final 6 earlier than expected, so it's time to make the rules a bit harder! You guys cannot go to the same platform again.
Sandygast: Dang, I guess I have to up my game, let's do this!
Sandygast moves over to Yellow
Sandygast: I think this is my goto plan!
Dhelmise: I'll follow ya too matey.
Dhelmise also moves over to Yellow
Gourgeist: C'mon Phantump, let's go to Green.
Phantump: O-oh…Alright…
Phantump and Gourgeist head to the green platform
Lampent: I guess it's time for me to move!
Lampent grabs a phone, and plays some Goofy Aaaaaahhh running sounds, and headed to the red platform on the opposite side of the green one
Cofagrigus: I guess I'll switch to blue.
Cofagrigus goes to the blue platform
Giratina: Alright, Locking in!
Nothing happens
Gourgeist: Soooooo…is anything going to happen?
Sandygast: Doesn't seem like it yet.
It started to thunder again
Lampent: AH!
Cofagrigus: I'm scared…
Phantump: Me too!-
Phantump gets zapped
Phantump: AAAAAAAA! HELP!
And then he died
Gourgeist: Oh no! Phantump!
Gourgeist gasped…and looked up, scaredly…and the thunder hits her, and she screams of pain and suffering, and then dies
Giratina: And there goes the Ghost/Grass types, and they're fully outta here! Now time to be a little mean, I'm going to remove the Green and Blue Platforms, and you guys have a 50/50, or 25/75, depending on what is going to happen, you are able to stay sides, HOWEVER, only for those last 2 rounds, So GO!
Lampent: Going Yellow!
Dhelmise: Yellow too!
Sandygast: I'm going red! Because it's cool.
Cofagrigus: I guess…Yellow?
They all went to their respective platforms, and they waited for Giratina to say something
Giratina: And we're locking in!
Lampent: Hey Sandygast! Say goodbye to your life!
Cofagrigus: Seriously? That's what you gotta say to a lone wolf?
Lampent: I mean what else? Tell him he's a freak?
Sandygast: Hey! I'm not a freak! You'll pay for that!
Lampent: Or what?
Sandygast: I'll make you regret everything you ever said to me!-
Sandygast then gets struck by the storm
Sandygast: OW! THE PAIN IS UNBEARABLE! MAKE IT STOP, MAKE IT STOPPP!
Then, after 2 minutes, he fucking died
Lampent: …oops.
Giratina: And Sandygast bit the dust! Or should I say, turned into dust?
They all looked at Giratina with a disappointed face, and they stood there
Giratina: Oh c'mon! That was fucking funny!
Cofagrigus: Uh, no it was not.
Dhelmise: Yeah, that was horrible, my puns are better! What caused the cloud to explode?
Giratina: What?
Dhelmise: Because it was depressed, since the ship has set sail.
Lampent & Cofagrigus laughed at Dhelmise's joke, but Giratina didn't, and looked pissed at the camera
Giratina: STOP STARING AT ME LIKE THAT YOU MOTHERFU-
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Giratina clears his throat
Giratina: Okay, enough said and laughing, i'm re-adding the blue platform, now, everyone has to stay on one different platform, since the odds would be even for you all to die, so go on, pick one, or else.
Cofagrigus: Or what? You'll make us tumbler sexymen? There's only one in the room.
Lampent: I don't know if i should take that as a compliment, or not.
Cofagrigus: At Least i'm being honest.
Giratina: DO IT NOW OR ELSE!
Dhelmise: Yes Sir!
Dhelmise moves to the blue Platform
Cofagrigus: I guess I'll go to Red, since my eyes are ready for everything!
Dhelmise laughed at the joke at Cofagrigus, Lampent just chuckled
Lampent: So that makes me on the Yellow platform, ey? Based.
Giratina: Okay! So that's every platform covered! But who'll come on top? We shall see!
Then, a drumroll can be heard, the thunder was getting closer, and closer…and closer, and then…the Lightning bolt hitted Cofagrigus
Cofagrigus: AAAAAAAOOOWWWWWW!
Cofagrigus then does the Family guy death pose
Lampent (In a Homer Simpson voice): WOOHOO!
Dhelmise: Yarr! We did it!
They danced together to celebrate the win
Giratina: Congratulations Lampent & Dhelmise, you guys have won the 2nd merge challenge, applause for you!
The Audience applauds for Dhelmise & Lampent
Giratina: But unfortunately, this means Mimikyu, Gourgeist, Froslass, Corsola, Sandygast, Cofagrigus & Phantump would be up for voting!
Then, the thunder nearly hits Giratina
Giratina: AH! Let's get out of here before it hits us more!
Giratina Teleports himself, Dhelmise & Lampent to safety, and then Recovers Corsola, Gourgeist, Cofagrigus, Sandygast, Mimikyu, Phantump & Froslass back from the dead
Froslass: Ow…that was…awfully painful…even my abs couldn't handle it…
Giratina: Well, what you also can't handle, is that you seven, have lost, and this elimination will be a double elimination!
They all gasped, and Gourgeist Dramatically faints
Phantump: U-um…Miss Gourgeist…are you okay?
Gourgeist gave a thumbs up
Giratina: Anyway, Viewers! These seven have lost to the thunder and the furious one! As they couldn't handle the shocks! Shocking, you know? Anywho, now it's your chance to vote! You can Save 2 people, but also Eliminate 2 people! But one person will still get the prize, but do not vote 2 of the same person to eliminate and save, but ignoring that, Your voting options are: Gourgeist, Sandygast, Corsola, Phantump, Mimikyu, Cofagrigus & Froslass, voting ends in 36 hours as usual, the next episode will come out soon as possible, see you later.
Ending
Corsola looks at a suicide prevention line on her phone
Corsola: Hm…
And then the episode fades to black…