Chapter 107: A Million Gruesome Ways to Die:
Sonic's POV:
I managed to break out of my cell and now I have to find a way out of here. I then heard something.
"You must be the one Black Doom told me about!" It was some kind of ghostly owl. "He said you could join my party!"
"Look, don't get me wrong," I said, "I love owls. I was raised by one. But I don't have time for parties."
"Oh, you'll change your mind... once you're dead!"
I then ran and that ghost owl thing chased after me.
Barnaby: Ah-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Now, where do you think you're going? The party is this way and trust me, it's to die for! Ah-hoo-hoo-hoo-hahaha!
I know we'll be the best friends, so there's no need to run
The sooner you get dead, the sooner you can join the fun!
No need to fear for I am here
(Ghosts: Your mortal form will disappear)
Now should we use this rusty knife or acid water gun?
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hahaha
There's a million gruesome ways to die
(Ghosts: Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Oh, why resist when the party's just begun?
(Ghosts: You'll be having so much fun)
There's a million gruesome ways to die
(Ghosts: Why stay alive?)
And I'm sure your death will be second to none
Hahahahahaha
Dynamite is quick, but it makes a lot of mess
And flattened by a cow is just embarrassing at best
But baked into a yummy cake
(Ghosts: Or dropped into a pit of snakes)
Though drowning in a lobster tank might hurt a little less
(Ghosts: There's a million gruesome ways to die)
How 'bout impaled upon a spike?
(Ghosts: Oh, why resist when the party just begun?)
Maybe something on a bike
(Ghosts: There's a million gruesome ways to die)
We could bury you alive
Barnaby/Ghosts: We're sure your death will be second to none
Barnaby: We could put you in a cage with a hungry alligator
Drop you in a volcano with an active crater
What about ten thousand volts of electricity?
Or try a death by Shakespeare in a
Barnaby/Ghosts: Tragicomedy...
Barnaby: Trampled by an elephant or turned to hedgehog meat stew
Or try to fight a dragon armed with nothing but a shoe
We could do a Mummy's curse
(Ghosts: We'll put you in a fancy hearse)
Or turned into a stuffie, now that's something we can do
Barnaby/Ghosts: There's a million gruesome ways to die
(Barnaby: I thought I'd try the guillotine!)
Barnaby/Ghosts: Oh, why resist when the party's just begun?
(Ghost: I danced so hard I broke my spleen)
Barnaby/Ghosts: There's a million gruesome ways to die
(Barnaby: There must be something we can try)
Barnaby/Ghosts: We're sure your death will be second to none
Barnaby: Maybe you can choke upon a grape
(Ghosts: To die!)
Barnaby: Put you in a blender and frappé
(Ghosts: To die!)
Barnaby: Maybe we can find an angry mob (Ghosts: to die)
Tie you on a stake and cook you up like a kebab (Ghosts: die)
(Ghosts: To die!)
Barnaby: Smothered by a pillow in your bed
(Ghosts: To die!)
Barnaby: A gluten overdose from too much bread
(Ghosts: To die!)
Barnaby: Then you can join the party 'cause you're dead
I'm sure your death will be second to
(Ghosts: Mister Reaper's beckoning you)
Barnaby: Sure, your death will be second to nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hahaha!
. . .
I managed to get away from that murderess party obsessed ghost owl thing. What was that even about? Now I just have to find out what Black Doom is up to.
Knuckles' POV:
Tails showed us this wormhole generator he's been working on.
"I made it because I was hoping it could get us back to Mobius," says Tails, "I miss it."
"Zen why hahve we naht used eet to get hahme befahre," asks Antoine.
"Because I've been afraid that it might destroy every molecule in our bodies," says Tails, "but it might be our only way to get to the Black Comet."
"Is there a way to prevent our molecules from being destroyed," I asked.
"I'm going to see what I can do," says Tails.
"Better hurry," I said.
Sonic's POV:
I then entered a room and I found something weird. It looked like a frozen hedgehog.
"Sonic the Hedgehog, you are now faced with Black Warrior, destroyer of Worlds!" This guy was a humanoid creature with a jetpack and crimson skin. He also had menacing yellow eyes.
Well, at least I know what Black Doom's favorite color is now. I then fought this Black Warrior guy, and he was beating me down.
"Okay, so you're tough," I said.
Black Warrior then broke one of my legs. "You can't run if your leg doesn't work," says Black Warrior. He then laughs.
To Be Continued
In the next chapter, the others get to the Black Comet.
