"Alright," started Beaker, making his way over to the ladder with bear Banjo "this ladder should lead you all the way up to the attic. But be careful, there are explosives and dangerous weapons up there."
"Why?" asked Kazooie.
"Because the author is probably going to put you in a boss fight." answered Beaker.
"Well... here goes nothing." gulped Banjo, as he began climbing the ladder.
At the top of the attic, Banjo pushed open the hatch and crawled through. Before him was a large door that had red splattered on it that read "KEEP OUT".
"This must be where those explosives were." said Banjo.
"But where's the boss?" questioned Kazooie.
Just then a ball of lightning hit the door, shattering it to pieces. Banjo fell backwards and got up to see Gruntilda and Conga standing together.
"Gruntilda." growled Banjo as Grunty and Conga approached the door.
"Miss me?" laughed Gruntilda "I've been waiting up here forever for you to arrive. And now I get the chance to watch you both die."
"That wasn't a very good rhyme." said Kazooie.
"SHUT UP!!!" shouted Gruntilda "Conga, pull the lever!"
As soon as Conga pulled the lever in the other room the floor beneath Banjo began to shake and then rise to the ceiling.
On the very top of the tower the floor lifted, bringing Banjo and Kazooie outside in the pouring rain. On the other side Conga came up on a separate floor, ready for battle.
"Hahahahaha!" laughed Gruntilda, flying overhead "I'd love to see this bear and bird get fried. Go on used this infinite amount of ammo I've supplied."
Before Conga there appeared crates of weapons and ammunition of every kind. Conga smiled, picking up the bazooka and aiming it right on Banjo and Kazooie.
"Conga, you're part of Jamjar's army." gulped Banjo, trying to talk sense into Conga "Remember your mission."
"Conga no longer serves Jamjars. Conga is servant of the Zombie King now." moaned Conga, readying the bazooka to fire.
"Come on Banjo, let's take Chunky over here down." Kazooie suggested.
Out of the bazooka, a rocket came flying. Banjo jumped out of the way as another came flying. Banjo dodged once again as another came his way, which he also dodged. Angered that he missed, Conga walked to the ammunition to look for more rockets to shoot.
"Look Banjo, now's our chance." said Kazooie, pointing out the stick of dynamite sticking out of the crate.
"But we don't have any fire eggs." said Banjo.
"Hey, up here!" shouted Beaker, floating above the tower in a hot air balloon.
"Professor, what are you doing up there?" asked Banjo.
"I found some things hidden in the attic. I'll throw them down when you need them."
"Got any fire eggs?" asked Kazooie.
"Let me look!" answered Beaker, scrounging through the numerous items in the basket "Ah yes, here they are!"
Beaker, after attaching a tiny parachute to the nest of fire eggs he tossed it down to Banjo, who caught it and immediately gave them to Kazooie.
"I got the fire eggs." said Kazooie "Let's shoot that dynamite."
Banjo turned around to face the crate and ducked down as Kazooie spat up a fire egg, hitting the crate, making it blow up right in front of Conga.
"OW!!!" yelled Conga, pounding his chest "I destroy you!"
"Blast that shot was cheap! Here's some more ammo to make that bear and bird weep!" laughed Gruntilda, creating another crate full of ammunition for Conga to use.
"Bear and bird will die." moaned Conga, aiming his rocket launcher at our heroes.
Banjo swiftly dodged the rockets, which moved much quicker than before. But Conga once again ran out of ammunition and went back to the crates to dig for more.
"Now's our chance." said Banjo "Let's blast him again."
Banjo ducked down once again and Kazooie fired yet another fire egg at the crates. The crates blew up, knocking Conga backwards.
"Dumb bear and bird!" yelled Conga, beating his chest angrily.
"Ack!" screamed Gruntilda, pounding on her broomstick "That it's! That's it! No more games! Here's some more! Cover them in flames!"
This time Conga picked up a flamethrower instead of a bazooka and he aimed it at Banjo and Kazooie.
"Woah!" yelled Banjo, jumping over the stream of flames until the flamethrower ran out of juice.
"Not again!" complained Conga, going back to the crates.
"No no no you big fat twit!" yelled Grunty "It's a FLAMETHROWER, you don't ammo for IT!"
"Banjo now!" squawked Kazooie.
"Right!" said Banjo, ducking so Kazooie could fire another fire egg.
After exploding the final crate, Conga fell backwards off of the tower, knocking Gruntilda far away.
"AAAAAHHHHHH!!!" screamed Gruntilda, flying through the sky.
"We did it!" cheered Banjo, before feeling the tower shaking beneath his feet "What's happening?"
"I think this place is about to fall!" said Kazooie.
"Quick! Get in my balloon!" shouted Beaker, landing the balloon on top of the quaking tower.
Banjo ran for the balloon and hopped in the basket. Beaker guided the balloon back into the air as the tower crumbled down behind them.
Back in Spiral Mountain, the Zombie King spoke to his newest victim through his green flames.
"Go Mary, go with the Sky Pirates and capture them."
"Squawk! Yes Zombie King."