AN: Hey reader, so this is a parody spinoff of Library of Consumed gods, I have received permission from craytherlay to write and publish this. I highly recommend reading Library of Consumed Gods if you haven't already, its a great work, if a little rough at the beginning. Also keep in mind this is in no way representative of LoCG and though minor spoilers will be present here. This is also kind of a side project for me, so don't expect too many regular updates. I hope make some of you guys laugh, enjoy.
Repository Addition 1-Index
In another world a rather innocent girl would succumb to the darkness within her and become an abomination unrecognizable from who the girl originally wise. Her pathway into darkness would end up having her face her friends, her loved ones, and family. That world was forever changed by the actions of that girl, the people she touched were scarred for life, and the girl herself ended up embracing that darkness within her. A new normal was established by a certain Library of Consumed Gods. This…is not that story.
"Touma, wake up! Something bad happened."
Kamijou Touma drowsily climbed out of his makeshift bed that he had set up in his bathtub, rubbing his eyes, he turned on the lights within his bathroom before addressing the commotion. The boy recognized the voice that called out to him, it was the freeloading nun Index. Given the occurrences within Touma's life "something bad" happening wasn't out of the ordinary, however he did note that it was odd that he wasn't hearing Othinus say something as well. The magic god turned fairy would usually say some sort of remark about the situation, perhaps she was still asleep, though it was odd how she could sleep through Index's yelling. Touma opened the bathroom door to his dorm and came face to face with Index.
"Alright, what's going on Index, this better be something important because this Kamijou-san needs his sleep for…what are you wearing?"
Index was no longer in her white and gold nun robes, instead she was now wearing some sort of purple armor, though it seemed like some tatters of her robes were bound around her waist. What's really odd were the changes to Index's body itself, her figure seemed a little figure, there were some strange markings all over her body, and her eyes had turned from their usual green into a dark purple hue. Under most circumstances, it would be intimidating, however the girl's worried expression and overall demeanor dispelled any notion of threat.
"Is this some sort of cosplay you're trying out Index? I can't say it looks bad on you, but did you have to pad your chest like that?" Touma said while scratching the back of his head.
"Now is not the time for jokes Touma, I woke up like this. I…I think I'm a magic god now" Index said this with her head down, as if she just admitted a great shame
"Excuse me what? How do you even know?"
"Well, I uh…performed a phase change earlier."
"Index, what did you do?"
"Please don't be mad Touma."
"Tell me what you did first."
"Uh…"
"What. did. you. do."
"I turned the moon into cheese and before you shout at me, I turned it back to normal later."
"That's not the issue, something that big has got to attract the attention of someone out there, and they're probably not going to take too kindly to your new form. Ugh, we have to wake up Othinus, maybe she'll have some idea about what to do. Where is she anyways, I don't see Sphynx carrying her in his mouth, nor do I see her sleeping anywhere."
"Yeah, about that Touma."
"As a matter of fact, how did you end up becoming a magic god in the first place, this doesn't seem intentional by you, so did someone else perform a ritual and you just happen to hijack it?"
"Um…"
"You're hiding something from me, Index, I know it, spit it out."
"I..thi…te…nus" Index mumbled still looking at the floor
"What?"
"I think I ate Othinus."
"WHAT!?"
"Before you freak out, I have all of Othinus' memories now, and I know what she did to you back when she was full sized. I mean she was a threat to your safety and-"
"You knew from the start that Othinus was a dangerous person, big emphasis on 'was' there Index! Since you have her memories, tell me, did she have any ill intent against me whatsoever when we started living together."
"No…" the magic god shuffled her feet a little while saying that
"Say that again but clearer please."
"Othinus did not have any ill intent against you after she became a fairy."
"Great, now that we cleared that up, bring her back."
Index turned her head up, tears were starting to form in her eyes due to a combination of Touma's verbal assault and her own shame. The girl turned magic god simply kept her mouth shut and shook her head.
"Mh nh"
"I know what a magic god is capable of Index, bring her back."
"Mh nh" Index shook her head again
"Bring her back Index."
"Mh nh"
"Why are you even keeping your mouth closed anyways? It's not like I could reach down into your stomach and grab Othinus out from there…well I hope that's not the way I have to do it."
Suddenly there was a knock on the door as another person came to Touma's dorm.
"Hey, Touma, are you in there? I've got something important to discuss with you."
"Hey, I think that's Tatemiya, what is he doing here?" asked Index, in a hushed tone
"I dunno, maybe he's wondering why the moon turned into cheese for a few minutes. Ok, we'll discuss bringing back Othinus later, right now you need to hide."
"Why?"
"What do you mean 'why'? Index, you're a magic god now, the Anglican church will hunt us down if they find out."
"Well, they don't have proof it was me now, my new attire could just be brushed off as cosplay."
Tatemiya continued to shout through the door, "Touma, we've received disturbing reports about Index being able to refine mana. I'd like to confirm this with you immediately. Are you in there, please tell me you're in there."
Index, upon hearing Tatemiya's words, began to sweat a little. The magic god began scanning the room for possible hiding spots before settling on the bed. Well under the bed would usually be a decent, albeit cliche hiding spot, but Index in her infinite wisdom decided on top of the bed was fine too. Though she did have the sense to at least cover herself with the sheets.
Touma with a look of incredulity responded to this by saying "That's a horrible hiding spot, Index"
Before Index could respond, Tatemiya just opened the door and entered the dorm. Upon seeing Touma, the Amakusa magician breathed a sigh of relief. He also immediately noticed Index, confirming Touma's words that it was, in fact, a horrible hiding spot. Fortunately, the sheets covering Index hide the changes to her body and her new armor.
"Sorry for the commotion at this time Touma, I'm glad you're alright, it's just that we've received some worrying news concerning you and Index."
Touma straightened up before turning towards the magician and responding.
"Oh what kind of news?"
"Well I have two separate pieces of news, do you want to hear about the relatively small one or the big one first?"
"Let's start with the big stuff first."
"Ok then, so…it was detected that a new magic god formed shortly after it was detected Index started refining mana."
(Shoot I've got to ask all surprised otherwise he'll get suspicious of me and Index.)
"Woah, that is pretty big, but I mean we've dealt with magic gods before, so this shouldn't be an issue right?"
"The difference is that many in the Anglican Church thinks that Index is the new magic god. They even detected a phase change that turned the moon into cheese."
"Yeah, that sounds like Index alright, but that's still hardly any proof. Besides, Index wouldn't hurt a fly, so even if she was a magic god, it's not like the world gained a new villain."
Index, during this conversation was pretending to be asleep to avoid confrontation with Tatemiya. However, upon hearing Touma's words she thought of something.
("I'm pretty hungry right now")
Well, after that thought, it was something more poignant.
("Hmm, I wonder if there is a set of circumstances where I would become a villain, and possibly even fight Touma as he tries to stop me. I shouldn't discount the idea, it'll be arrogance to think that I would never become a monster and ironically make me more susceptible to becoming one. I guess if my human were to die that might push me over the edge…wait did I refer to Touma as 'human' there?")
"I guess you have a point there Touma, Index is overall a kind person. Even then, I'm just here because of that order from Lola Stuart…who we now know as the great demon Coronzon…huh…" Tatemiya began scratching his head after saying those words
"Yeah, see, even if the reports are true, there's nothing to worry about. Besides, Index is asleep right now, I don't think you can become a magic god in your sleep. The qualification to become one has got to be so immense that you can't possibly accomplish it in your sleep."
"Hmm, good point, but we have detected a magic god forming here, like right inside your dorm Touma. If it wasn't Index, then it would be someone else, someone we don't know about."
"Well if it were someone else, then I'm sure this building would be a crater right now. It might be a false alarm, it happens all the time."
"That is a possibility we hadn't considered…it's also the most likely in hindsight. Well, then Touma, again I'm sorry for the intrusion, have a nice night, and also tell Index that I think purple looks good on her."
With that, Tatemiya exited Touma's dorm, leaving Index and the spiky haired boy alone.
"Alright, he's gone, Index, you can stop 'hiding' now."
Index then lifted her sheets and sat up on the bed, "H-Touma, what do we do now?"
"Well first you can start by bringing Othinus back."
"Are you still on about that, what's so important about her?"
"Wait a-are you jealous of Othinus?"
"Mh nh"
"You totally are, Index! This Kamijou-san might be an idiot sometimes, but I can tell in this case that you're jealous of Othinus?"
"I'm not jealous of Othinus, understander."
"You haven't earned the right to call me that Index."
"And she has? Oh I know, it's because you spent an incomprehensible amount of time with her isn't it?"
"She spent that time torturing me."
"Then what did she do to become your understander, Touma?"
Touma sighed before responding "I guess you have her memories but not her thoughts, it's quite simple, she understands me and I understand her. Unlike you who doesn't understand that you eat way too much."
"I'm not that hungry am I? In fact, how do you not starve with those tiny portions you usually eat?"
"Index…how many calories do you think a person needs on average?"
"Oh I know, 2200, it changes depending on the person and I eat close to 100,000…damn you Othinus' memories."
"Exactly, people don't end up eating their friends in their sleep because they're hungry, but it's not too late to fix this, just bring Othinus back."
"No."
"Why are you so insistent on not bringing her back?"
"Because…I just don't want to."
"I swear to Othinus, Index, I will reach down your throat with my right hand and grab her from your stomach."
"Please don't use your lord's name in vain, Touma."
"Oh I'm sure Othinus won't really mind."
"How would you know? This is the first time I've heard you use Othinus' name like God."
"I know because I'm her understander, and if you really want to make sure, how about you bring her back and ask her."
"I'm not bringing her back."
"And I'm losing my patience."
Touma then grabbed Index's face with his left hand, while prying open her mouth with his right hand. Given that Index was still on the bed and Touma was still standing up, the boy had the advantage in this struggle.
"Just bring Othinus back and I'll stop Index." Said Touma as he squeezed Index's face with his left hand in an attempt to get her to open up her mouth.
"I don't like this side of you Tou-"
Index was cut short by Touma's right hand swiftly entering her mouth as she talked. However, Touma's right hand didn't even make it past the magic god's molars when she bit down.
"Gaahhhhh!"
Touma yelped in pain as he was now trying to pry his hand from Index's mouth instead of forcing it down further. Index had apparently reached her breaking point and was making sounds reminiscent of a dog savagely tearing apart a piece of fabric.
"Oh Othinus, you're drawing blood Index, you're drawing blood!"
If a certain alchemist's plan actually came to fruition, Index biting Touma's hand so hard that it starts bleeding would probably not be an oddity. However, said plan didn't end up working out and so, in a state of panic, Touma started to swing his right arm as if to get a pest latched onto it, off.
"Ow ow ow ow ow, stop it Index, stop it, stop it, stop it, I'd rather have you bite my head, stop it."
Fortunately for the spiky haired boy and unfortunately for the new magic god, Index's weight didn't really change that much so Touma, in his adrenaline boosted state, was able to swing Index around quite easily. So easily in fact that Touma slammed the girl into a wall, leaving a sizable dent from the impact. Index screamed in pain, her new found divinity not doing much in terms of pain reduction. This resulted in her releasing Touma's hand from her gaping maws, and it also resulted in her slamming into the window due to leftover momentum from Touma's swinging.
"Human, that wasn't very nice of you-hmmgh mmmgh?"
Touma took spared no rest in renewing his offensive, this time he managed to fit his entire right arm in Index's mouth. However, the spiky haired boy was seemingly sucked into Index's maw as he did this, space distorting so that he would fit inside the girl's mouth and down her throat. This had the left Index standing there, eyes wide in shock at what just happened.
"No no no no no no, what have I done? I didn't mean to eat Touma!" the magic god then tried reaching down her own throat, a vain attempt at trying to fish the boy out of her stomach. "Wait, I could just bring him back with my powers. Hyah!"
Index then raised her arms before rapidly swinging them down, this resulted in Touma appearing directly in front of the magic god. He seemed to be in the same state as he was before entering Index's stomach, even his right hand was still bloodied from Index's biting.
Tears formed in Index's eyes as she cried out to the spiky boy, "Touma! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to eat you, please don't be mad."
"It's a fine Index, I nearly got a face full of stomach acid in there and-what's happening over there?"
Touma pointed towards the center of the dorm where space seemingly began to warp in as the walls and air twisted and untwisted. This chaotic motion had an epicenter at the direct center of the room, where after a minute, a blonde girl, around 15 years of age, suddenly appeared. The girl's name was Othinus, she wore very little clothes except for a few strips of fabric, a witch hat, and a cape. Though Touma was glad to have the blonde magic god back, he quickly noticed something different about Othinus.
"Understander, help! Index is eating…me…Why is everything so much smaller? Wait…I-I'm back to normal? I"M BACK TO NORMAL! And I have Gungnir…"
Othinus was brought back by Index, at full size and power. Meanwhile in the hallway outside Touma's dorm, Tatemiya Saji was walking back towards the spiky haired boy's dorm, muttering something to himself along the way.
"Damnit, I forgot to tell Touma the second piece of news."
"SUCH MISFORTUNE!"
"Was that Touma?"
