3. Scarlet Devil Mansion Jumpings 2025 (colorized)

(That one time two vampire lolis killed The Strongest)

The humongous flash of purple light had almost enveloped the entire library. It's a big freakin library! My guess is Patchouli teleported it or something.

Marisa gets up after being told to get down and looks around frantically. "What the hell was that..? Reimu? Reimu?!"

Reimu, currently under Marisa's arse, yells out loud. "Get off me!" With that big roar of sound she pushes Marisa off her.

"Oof." She lands on her face because why not.

Alice stares blankly at the two. "You guys can handle this incident, right? I got things to do." She makes for what I assume is the exit.

Wherever that might be! But I've got plans now. Walking up to the table, I ask the purple mage. "What happened to the hollow purple if it didn't activate here?"

The fluffy purple mage seems to be out of breath. "Just… give me a minute." Struggling to breathe properly, she takes something out of her pocket and inhales through it.

After a bit of inhaling and exhaling with her inhaler, Patchouli sits upright. "That 'hollow purple' was an imaginary mass. If I didn't teleport it to the skies in time, my entire library would've been erased from reality. That's what I get for allowing random people inside of the library…" Aw, she's sad. A whole lotta (she's) and it hasn't even been that long.

I wanna see what happened to the sky after that hollow purple though! "Friend, can you teleport me to the top of the mansion?"

The fluffy vessel stares at me with disdain. "Teleporting that giant imaginary mass used up enough mana… Take a left, right, right, right, up, left, and you'll find your way to the roof…"

I shake her hand up and down and dart for the exit! "Friend thank!"

When you're in a world full of magic, thinking is the least optional choice!

~~~~ 2hu Frikmania ~~~~

Hmm.. So she said to take a left, left, left, left, up and.. Right?

With those instructions, I turn around the corner and see… the same god damn room!

"Fuck." Must exclaim anger silently. The rape fairies are watching!

One of the fairies is licking a window… Must escape.

I try to remember her instructions as clearly as possible. "Ehh.. Maybe it was a left, left, right right then up…"

~~~~ 2hu Frikmania ~~~~

"And the last turn!"

Sch-lick.

…I guess it's a new room. Now there's three fairies licking the window.

Man this mansion is confusing! "Can I buy a free skip!?" I ask the void.

"Well, since you asked nicely… Su~re!"

?

The void replied back as a portal of many eyes! "Hi."

A feminine voice from the gap giggles. "Good luck~."

"Does that mean I get a free skip?" And not even a second after I said that, a gap appears below me- Oh shit?!

~~~~ 2hu Frikmaniac ~~~~

"Woah!" I land on my ass on a concrete floor for I have reached the roof!

The roof has a certain aesthetic to it… It's kinda red. Like everything else in this dang mansion!

I see two figures with red auras too! Frick this mansion and all the red things in it.

A little girl with Christmas lights for wings excitedly jumps in place." Sister, sister! Can I play with the new fluffle already!?"

A much more stern looking little girl crosses her arms. "You can get your turn once it makes a move."

'It' being that Gojo fluffle floating above the two. It looks very friendly.

"jutsushiki junten, ao" Not friendly!

A ball of blue cursed energy appears on his fin. That ball of blue is acting like a vacuum and I can feel myself gravitating towards it!

"Alright. You wanted to go first right?." The stern girl seems to have figured out his technique too.

The other little girl gets pulled in by the vacuum. "Yeah!- Wooa~h!"

There she goes! Stretching her wings out, she stops in place. "This is fun!" How can one be giggling at a time like this.

Oh yeah, vampires. I remember now. He told me a bit about two vampire sisters with overpowered abilities once. The stern looking one must be Remilia and the other one… I forgot. It was like a few years ago, cut me some slack…!

I also forgot the reason for me going to the roof in the first place! "I'm the man with a plan." Kachow!

…

Did I just say that?

Quick, switch to someone else.

~~~~ 2hu Frikmaniac : AYA SHAMEIMARU'S PERSPECTIVE ~~~~

(Somewhere in the plains between the Human Village and Bamboo Forest)

Hmm… No good scoops today.

I pass by that same old vendor fluffle that never seems to do much of anything. Other than selling overpriced items of course!

It tried selling me a blue version of my fan. No changes or upgrades. Just a discolored version of my fan. For half a million yen, no less! I mean can you believe that?!-

VRRRRRRRRRRR! CRACKLE. A flash of purple envelops the sky. Lightning crackled afterwards.

…

This is it… "Heheh. Finally… A good scoop! Lucky me!"

WHOOSH-!

In less than a second, I used wind magic to the max. The highest I could currently use. Just to arrive at the Scarlet Devil Mansion in time!

~~~~ 2hu Frikmaniac ~~~~

The scarlet sisters are facing off against an unknown fluffy threat on the roof of the Scarlet Devil Mansion?! And some dude. Lying on his back and feeling the wind on his face.

Maybe he knows something! "Hello there. good sir! Might I inquire a bit of information on the current situation?"

"Gojo the fluffle is facing off against the scarlet sisters! Don't believe me? Join my live!" He points at something with both hands.

So we got a name! That's a start. I should ask him myself though.

Without making a sound, I appear a few feet in front of this "Gojo fluffle."

"Hey! What's your name? Your age? Your reason for causing an incident? Do you have beef with the Scarlets? What's your home address? What's your favorite food?"

"gojo. two months. im fluffy. nes. 308 negra arroyo lane. dust"

Oh, he's cooperative too! "If the two scarlets ganged up on you, would you lose?"

With a nonchalant face, it replies. "nah i'd win"

I look at the scarlet sisters, then back to the fluffle, then back to the sisters. "Me personally, I wouldn't let that slide."

That must've struck a nerve in Remilia. Hehe.

Oh snap, knife to my throat! "The mistress has requested your removal. Leave or become jerky."

With no choice but to put my hands up against the ghetto police, I put my hands up! "Alright! I'll go, I'll go!" Sheesh, talk about rush hour. Can't have shit in Gensokyo!

~~~~ 2hu Frikmaniac ~~~~

(Front Gate of the Scarlet Devil Mansion)

Not even five minutes and I'm banned from the Scarlet Devil Mansion. "Grr.. Stupid gate." With barely any force, I kick at the gate.

"friend"

Wait… Maybe…"Hey, vendor! Do you know something about Gojo Fluffle?"

It rubs its shell nose. "yes"

I can still salvage this visit! "Alright then! What is Gojo fluffle to you?"

"my teacher. he got me out of jail. oh and–"

~~~~ 2hu Frikmaniac ~~~~

(Marisa's house, currently empty)

I ask the fluffle inside of Marisa's house. "What is Gojo fluffle to you?"

"i owe him some dust. And also i'm not the only one, but—"

~~~~ 2hu Frikmaniac ~~~~

(Kourindou)

"What is Gojo fluffle to you?" It can't be…

"i don't know much about him. other than the fact that he's—"

~~~~ 2hu Frikmaniac ~~~~

(Somewhere in the woods)

They can't all be the same… "What is Gojo fluffle to you?"

"a friend"

"yup a friend"

"dusty crime"

"but he's–"

~~~~ 2hu Frikmaniac ~~~~

(In front of the Hakurei Shrine)

"friendly. fluffy. but he's–"

~~~~ 2hu Frikmaniac ~~~~

(Inside a random Village bar)

"need i say more? He's—"

~~~~ 2hu Frikmaniac ~~~~

(Front Gate of the Scarlet Devil mansion)

"Aghh!" This really ruffles my feathers! Not satire.

They all answered the same thing! And it happened in less than a minute too!

As if in unison, they all said. "the strongest"

~~~~ 2hu Frikmaniac : Remilia Scarlet's Perspective ~~~~

The longer Flandre fights him, the less I understand… This fluffle is completely different from the others. Despite punching him, Flandre's punches never seem to land. He's got the ability to pull, repel and stop. Not to mention he can also combine the two colors into something imaginary. Something purple.

Guess I can get a bit serious for this one. "Never did like the color purple."

Flandre jumps up and down. "Sis, are we gonna do the thing? Are we? Are we?"

The fluffle raises its lone fin. So he's got one of those too? Things are getting interesting!

"domain expansion"

"Domain expansion."

"Domain expansion!"

Show me your true strength!

"infinite void"

"Embodiment of Scarlet Devil."

"Mickey Mouse Clubhouse!"

Shatter!

…For a moment, I saw it. Everything and anything. But also nothing at the same time.

Flandre doesn't look phased at all though. What was with that goofy sounding name though?

It puts its fins together. "guess i'll be a bit rough"

"Same!" Now it's getting a bit more exciting!

"jutsushiki junten, ao" A blue ball of energy appears to his left.

Final attacks huh. Well I can do that too! "Divine Spear: 'Spear the Gungnir!"

"jutsushiki junten, aka" A red ball appears to his right and he points one fin forward.

"kyoshiki murasaki!" The two balls turn into a bigger purple one.

I haven't been this riled up since the incident. "We'll see if your imaginary mass can stop my fate-piercing Gungnir!"

The ball grows in size. In turn, I concentrate more mana into Gungnir, making it grow abnormally large.

You can see it can't you, Gojo fluffle? You can see my cursed technique!

~~~~ 2hu Frikmaniac ~~~~

END OF CHAPTER 3

MC: Mark, the generic introvert,

PRIMARY WEAPON :

The Feedbacker: The Feedbacker: a blue metal arm that has a tendency to make people trip on it, deals 1 damage with punches, deals 5 damage with parries. Parries full heal. INVENTORY :

4 plastic cups: useful for the good of nothing.

SKILLS:

Nothing (yet)

PARTY:

Mark, still forever alone

~~~~ AUTHOR'S NOTE ~~~~

How could you tell I enjoyed making this chapter? Lool

My place still stands from frikmaniac. What would you like to see in the world of freakin gensakey? I take requests (for rel)