Inkaliber: I'm back! This is the first week in May: the month of The Many Dates of a Ninja Turtle, so of course it's only right to start this month off with a new chapter. A whole month dedicated to this very story. I'm excited to get started and help Mikey find his best girl. Are you ready to start guys?
Stitch: Ih! Meega ready!
Sabrina: You know it!
Meowth: Yes sir!
Inkaliber: Alright! Without further ado, let's answer some reviews. Here we go!
Quiet Reader- I'm glad you liked the chapter. I really enjoyed writing Marcy, as well as the date. Marmikey is a cute name for the pairing. Those are some interesting date ideas. I'll have to take your word for it as I think on them. I will say that I probably wouldn't have been able to fit Big Hero 6 into this world anyway.
As for who the date is, you're about to find out. The name of each chapter is a hint to who the girl is, which was what I was talking about for Chapter 2. I appreciate the vote, but I don't count votes twice, lol.
UltimateAvengers- I'm glad you like the chapter. You have an interesting idea, but I'd have to think on how that would even work. A pun off would be funny though, much to the Hamato clan's detriment.
Inkaliber: Looks like that's all of them as of posting the chapter. Either way, let's get this chapter started. I don't own TMNT or any of the series that show up here. I do own original characters, items, concepts, and other such whatnot. Let's-a go!
Voices
"Talking."
'Thinking.'
"YELLING!"
"Author/Guest/High or demonic entity talking."
"AUTHOR/GUEST/HIGH OR DEMONIC ENTITY YELLING!"
"Whispering."
"Author/Guest/High or demonic entity whispering."
Rand: Chat/text message
September 2, 2012
New York City, New York
Mikey once again made his way home as he dashed through the sewers. He had never felt this wonderful in all his life. He had not one, but two great dates in a row. This one didn't even involve any fighting, so it mostly went without anything annoying. He practically danced down the stairs with a grin on his face.
"I'm home!" cheered Mikey. "I'm feeling great tonight!" He looked around, noticing that no one was reacting to him. "Hello?" He heard a groan as Raph slunk out of his room, wearing only a black pair of pajama pants.
"We're all glad for ya Mikey." Groaned the grumpy turtle. "We're still trying to get used to the new sleep schedule. You need to try and…" Raph's eyes widened as he noticed something on Mikey's face. He suddenly cried out in surprise as he took a step back.
"What's going on?" asked Donnie as he walked out of his lab. He looked to have been in the midst of a project when he fell asleep, being in his usual clothes along with a lab coat. "Oh, hey Mi…. HUH!?" Leo walked into the room, apparently more awake as he was wearing blue gi-pants, white arm bands, and black sandals.
"Could someone please explain what all the yelling is…" began the blue wearing leader. Upon seeing Mikey's face, he gained a knowing grin. "So… I take it the date went well." Mikey frowned as he pulled out his T-Phone, now having a good idea of what was going on. He turned the camera to face mode, shedding some light on the situation.
To his surprise, he had lipstick on both his cheek and his lips. It was very clear that the set on his lips was from the kiss he shared with Marcy. "I think that's a sign that everything went very well. Mind telling us about it?" Mikey chuckled as he wiped his lips.
"It was… amazing." Began the blonde. "Marcy was such a fun girl. She enjoyed my humor, we had the same interests, and she just had this spark to her personality. We had a few bullies interrupt us but all I had to do was point out something that threatened their social cred, and they practically ran." Raph growled as he cracked his knuckles.
"So, I gotta beat someone up then?" questioned the hothead. "What did these guys look like?" Mikey shook his head in denial.
"They were more mean girls than bad guys. It wasn't anything I couldn't handle." Raph shrugged with a grin.
"Well, the hammer of justice is unisex. Still, girls are more of a Karai department." Mikey chuckled as he shook his head. Soon the sound of walking caught the group's attention. They turned to see April and Casey walk into the room.
"Hey guys!" greeted April. "How'd the date go Mikey?" The goofy boy grinned as he looked to the girl.
"A perfect 10." Answered Mikey. Both natural humans looked to him in pure shock. "Marcy was amazing! Speaking of, do you know a Marcy at school?" April hummed as she rubbed her chin.
"I think I remember a girl in some of my classes going by that name. Marcy Wu, I think. I haven't really talked to her, but she looked like she didn't want to chat. She seemed like a loner to me." Casey snorted as he shook his head.
"More like one of the school outcasts." Corrected the Hockey player. "She's ignored by all of the popular kids there, as well as some of the regular folks. From what I heard she's a massive loser and… By the look on your face, she's the Marcy you were talking about." Mikey's angry scowl was definitely a giveaway as he let loose a growl.
"She's not a loser!" roared the blonde. "She's a geek like me. Those witches Lauren and Chelsey threw her under the bus when 'Geek went out of style.' It honestly ticks me off." Raph winced as he leaned towards the other brothers.
"Do I usually sound like that when something makes me mad?" asked the hothead. Both Leo and Donnie nodded their heads in confirmation, earning a hum of understanding. Mikey cooled down as he rubbed his temples a bit.
"Look… I know this is gonna be asking a lot. Could you guys try to be her friends in school? I hate the thought of her being all on her own with no friends. She's been through a lot." April sent the boy a sad smile as she nodded her head.
"We'll do our best. Right Casey?" The rude vigilante whispered as he looked away, only to receive an elbow to the gut.
"Y…yeah!" squeaked the boy. "You got it. Hey, shouldn't you be rating your date dude?" Mikey let a small scowl grace his face, something that made Casey nervous. The blonde suddenly returned to his signature grin as he nodded.
"Way ahead of you!" cheered the boy. "Scuze me for a moment!" He ran past his brothers as he made way for his room, allowing Casey room to breathe.
"That was like looking at Splinter when he's angry. You guys really are his kids." The three brothers looked to each other with small smiles on their faces. It would seem the apple didn't fall far from the tree, even for Mikey. Donnie rubbed the back of his head as he looked at April.
"So, April?" questioned the brunette. "Maybe we can go to the Cavern at some point, just the two of us. From what it sounds like Mikey had a fun time with his date. Maybe it'd work for us?" April's smile grew flirtatious as she nodded her head.
"I think that's a wonderful idea." Agreed the redhead. "It's a date." Donnie turned his back to the true humans, doing his best to hide a fist pump. Of course, his best was still obvious as heck. Leo stepped forward as he looked to Casey.
"Speaking of dates, how did yours go Casey?" questioned the leader. "You didn't seem as upset as last time when you came in." Casey smiled as he nodded his head.
"I say it was a solid seven." Admitted the human vigilante. "Her name is Kara. She seems like a nice girl, which I did try to get to know, but it felt like more of a relationship that's built up rather than one that just starts. You get what I'm saying?" The trio nodded in response, just in time for the sound of a rolling chair to fill the room.
"Got another one dudes!" cried Mikey. "Come check it out!" The others quickly filtered into the room, watching as Mikey scrolled back to the info of his date. "This one sounds neat." The group took the time to quickly read over the information.
Username: GlitterHeart
Age: 14
Gender: Female
Height: 4'09"
Weight: 132 lbs.
Star Sign: Virgo
Hometown: Piedmont, California
Physical Description: Short yet pretty white girl with long brown hair that curls at the shoulders, a tuft of brown hair on the back of my head, and brown eyes.
Personality: Energetic, fun, bouncy, hyperactive, enthusiastic and free-spirited. Also known to be really silly.
Likes and Interests: Sweaters, sweets, anything cute (pigs are included don't tell me otherwise), romance, and a bunch more that can't fit in the box.
Type of Person I'm Looking For: A fun loving guy who can enjoy my silliness. Also, liking one of the things I like is a plus.
"Sounds kinda childish if ya ask me." commented Casey. "You sure you can handle this one dude?" Mikey shrugged as he looked to the human vigilante.
"Doesn't matter that much to me." Began the blonde. "Maybe she'll be kinda like Marcy. It says here that the date location is a place called Piece of Paradise. Sounds like a nice place." April hummed as she scratched her head.
"I'm not sure where that is." Confessed the redhead. "I haven't been around very much outside of my usual spots." Mikey hummed in confusion as he looked to the screen. Donnie cried out in success as he finished typing into his T-Phone.
"I found it!" cheered the genius. "It's in the mall across town. It's a bit of a nicer place, but it's not Luigi's. As it's a date I'd still wear a similar outfit to the one from your first date." Raph hummed as he crossed his arms.
"I don't know." Began the hothead. "Something feels off here. My 'weird random occurrence' senses are tingling. Maybe we should…" Leo held up his hand as he glared at his brother.
"I'm sure whatever it is will be fine." Reassured the leader. "Mikey's done a good job these past few dates. He can handle himself. Anyway, since it looks like it'll be closer to dinner tomorrow when you have your date, get some rest before patrols tonight." The blonde nodded as he gave his brother a thumbs up.
"Sure thing, Bruh." Agreed the boy. "Goodnight, everybody!" Calls of goodnight rang out amongst the room as the others left. Mikey quickly closed his laptop, ready to end the day. All he was left to wonder was what kind of girl "GlitterHeart" would be.
September 3rd
Mikey walked through the mall as he tried to find the restaurant for his date. He had never been to a crowded complex like this before, so he got lost a couple of times. Thankfully with his human form he was more confident about asking people for directions. It almost felt unreal to be seen as a regular person as he was pointed to his destination. He came to a stop as he looked over the place.
Piece of Paradise had a tropical vibe to it, clearly visible by the fake palm trees and tiki detailing on the windows. He saw a good amount of people go into the restaurant, mostly families and apparent couples. He hummed as his date was nowhere to be found. He carefully held the bouquet of flowers in his hands as he looked around. He heard panting nearby as someone was running.
"Excuse me!" cried a feminine voice. Mikey turned to the person, smiling as she slid to a stop. She matched the physical description of GlitterHeart, down to the tuft of hair on the back of her head. She wore a purple sweater with a glittery red heart on the front, the Project Aphrodite pin, a dark fuchsia skirt, a purple purse that she had slung over her shoulder, white ankle socks, and red sneakers. She definitely had a childish look to her, but it wasn't anything overly embarrassing.
The girl took a few breaths before making sure her hair was okay. "Have you seen a cute blonde boy with a…" Mikey smirked as she held her cheeks with a shocked expression.
"I take it you're GlitterHeart then." Greeted the hidden turtle. He got no response from the girl as she seemed to be taking in his appearance. She slowly morphed to an appreciative smile as she removed her hands from her head, slowly nodding. "Um… hello?" The girl quickly shook her head, seeming to come back to reality.
"Sorry! I was waiting at the entrance when I realized you'd probably look at the restaurant first. I am indeed the one, the only, GlitterHeart. Everybody calls me Mabel." Mikey chuckled in response, having a strange feeling of déjà vu.
"Well then, I'm MCMikey. Lady's call me Mikey. These are for you." Mabel immediately took the flowers from Mikey. She sniffed them before sending the boy a toothy grin.
"Thanks! Let's get this party started!" Mikey chuckled as he nodded his head, following his date inside. It didn't take long for them to be seated, allowing them to enjoy the tropical atmosphere. A man in a vacation-esc attire and a name tag walked up to them with a pen and notebook.
"Sup dudes!" cheered the server. "My name's Dustin and I'll be your server! What can I start you off with?" Mikey hummed as he looked over the options. Mabel moved first as she sat up a bit.
"I want the Surfs Up Mango smoothie! It sounds so fruity and fun." The server sounded his excitement as he nodded his head.
"Excellent! And for you, my man?" Mikey hummed as he looked over the drink portion of the menu.
"Not feelin' adventurous today." Replied the hidden turtle. "I'll just go with a sweat tea, hold the lemon." The server nodded as he jotted the drink order down.
"No problemo, dude! Your drinks will be right out. I'll give you kids some time to think on what you'd like." The duo nodded as the man left to serve another table. Mabel leaned forward a bit, doing his best to show her interest.
"So, what's your story Mikey-man?" questioned the brunette. "You sounded so exciting on your profile." Mikey smirked as he gestured towards himself.
"Well like my profile says I'm pretty much a big fan of all things exciting, adorable, or straight up geeky." Replied the blonde. "I've lived here all my life and let me tell you, it can be pretty crazy here sometimes." Mabel giggled as she nodded her head.
"I did see a pretty big rat and a big pigeon guy so I can believe you." Mikey chuckled as he looked away, mentally grumbling about a certain mutant friend of his. "I've only been here today and it's a lot more hectic than back in California. I wanna buy some craft stuff to make a 'NYC is CRAZY' sweater." Mikey chuckled at the girl's idea as he leaned forward.
"So, Mabel, it's your turn to share. I read your profile, but I always like to personally get to know people." Mabel tried to look cool as she twirled her finger in her hair.
"Well like the profile says I live in California, but I spend Summers in Gravity Falls, Oregon." Mikey hummed as he tilted his head a bit. For some reason he remembered reading that name somewhere.
"I think one of my bros had that on his 'cool places to visit and research' board. Don't ask me why he doesn't shorten it. What's up with that place?" Mabel seemed to jerk a bit, as if the question was a taboo. She suddenly giggled as she placed both hands on the table.
"Y…you got a science obsessed bro-bro too? Talk about a coinky-dink! I got one too, though he's more into mystery solving. What kind of science is your bro into?" Mikey furrowed his brow a bit, confused by the sudden change in subject.
"…Just general science. Is everything okay, Mabel?" The girl quickly nodded, a little too quickly for the ninja's liking.
"Yeah… Uhm…" She suddenly pulled up her phone and began searching for something. "Bam!" The girl suddenly turned her phone to Mikey, displaying an image.
It appeared to be one of her, a boy that looked nearly identical to her, and a large pig. Both Mabel and the boy were wearing pajamas, hers being sparkly and pink while the boy's set was blue with a tree on the front. "Meet Waddles!" Mikey tried to not become distracted by the strangely adorable pig. Keyword being trying as his face twisted into an uncontrollable smile.
"Aww! I never thought a pig could be so cute. Is that guy your bro?" Mabel sighed, as if she dodged a bullet. She put the phone away before nodding.
"Yep. That's Dipper, my twin. We do almost everything together. It was actually during our first Summer in Gravity Falls that I got Waddles." Mikey smiled, happy to see his date smiling naturally once again.
Outside the restaurant, Raph could be seen in front of a workout store in his human form. He growled as he looked into the building, having a clear view of his brother's date. He crunched on a fiber bar as he shook his head.
"She's up to something." Growled the redhead. "I don't know what, but she tried way too hard to distract Mikey." He looked away from the date for a second, only to turn his gaze once again. He soon noticed that he wasn't the only one spying right now. Dipper was hiding behind a column while wearing a baseball cap with the New York Yankees logo on it, a navy-blue vest, a reddish-orange t-shirt, gray shorts, white knee-high socks with a red stripe, and black sneakers with white soles.
It was very clear to Raph that the boy was somehow related to his brother's date, quite possibly twins. Still, the kid wasn't doing anything beyond watching so far. For all Raph knew he could be doing the same thing as him, being a concerned brother. Even so, Raph now made an effort to hide from both parties as he doubled his watch. He silently wished he brought someone else along for a scenario like this.
After a few minutes passed, Mabel was laughing as Mikey shared an abridged story of one of his more humorous pranks. He did his best to edit out any details that could reveal anything too private, though it seems he had his audience captive as he spun his tale. Soon a waiter came by with their orders. The man smiled as he grabbed one of the plates.
"Here's a luau brisket with a side of fries." Offered the waiter. Mikey pointed to his spot before drumming his fingers together. The man quickly set the plate down before grabbing the next one. "And here's a bacon burger with a side of fries." Mabel grinned as she drummed the table, doing so quietly as the man placed her plate down as well.
"Thanks!" cheered both daters. The duo looked to each other before chuckling a bit. As soon as the waiter left, the duo began to dig into their meals. Mikey grinned as he chewed his food, letting out a sound of joy as he squinted his eyes shut. Their server soon approached them with a smile on his face.
"Everything to your liking dudes?" asked the laid-back man. The duo nodded, causing his smile to grow. "Awesome! I just wanted to inform you that the service only covered the main meal. Any desserts you want will only be partially paid for. Something about a toad losing some of the money or something."
Mikey furrowed his brows as he looked to the man, only to receive a shrug in response. "For all I know it's a nickname dude. Anyway, if you need anything else just remember to ask for Dustin." Mikey hummed as he pulled up his T-phone. He put it away as he shook his head.
"This'll probably be enough." Replied the blonde. "You've been awesome man." Dustin smiled as he nodded in response.
"Same to you dude. You love birds take it easy now." The server soon walked off, not noticing as Mikey looked to Mabel.
"I don't know if that was some kind of prank or trick, but I say let's finish our food and blow this joint. This is my first time at this mall, and I'd rather enjoy it instead of spending it in one place." Mabel nodded, a grin on her face.
"Sounds good to me!" cried Mabel as she sent her date a thumbs up. The duo quickly finished their meals before departing the restaurant. Raph waited for Dipper to start following them before doing so himself. He didn't know what this kid's problem was, but he didn't like the way he was glaring at Mikey. Of course, the duo in question were none the wiser as they continued with their date.
Mikey looked around as he tried to find a fun place to take his date, so many options to choose from. He squinted his eyes as he tried to find the perfect store to visit, only for Mabel to squeal like a child. "An arts and crafts store with glow in the dark glitter! Come on!" The blonde didn't have a say in the matter as he was pulled along into the establishment.
The girl proceeded to drag Mikey all around the mall, mostly to stores that were more her style. There were moments where Mikey could get in the spirit of it but the hype was beginning to die down. Not to mention she would do some things that seem strange, even to him. Some of it was obviously her own uniqueness, though it looked like the rest was defensive in nature. Especially when it came to dodging questions about Gravity Falls.
The blonde tried to keep it to a minimum when it comes to the place his date supposedly liked to visit, but the more she dodged questions the more he became concerned. Not to mention he was beginning to feel like they were being watched. He returned his focus to Mabel as she was looking around at more stores. "I think I see a smoothie stand. I could really use a…"
"Hey Mabel?" Mikey's date turned towards him, a smile on her face. "Maybe we could step outside? It's starting to get a little warm here. Plus, I feel like we need to talk away from the crowd." Mabel seemed oblivious to his implications as she nodded her head.
"Sure! Race ya outside!" The girl quickly began her run, apologizing as she dodged around people. Mikey couldn't help but smirk, recognizing this as part of the girl's usual goofiness. He quickly raced after her, actually waiting at times for people to go by.
Dipper was quick to follow after, Raph not far behind. All four soon found themselves outside, the two stalkers doing their best to stick to a further distance. The redhead watched as the brunette boy quickly hid behind one of the light posts. The ninja quickly made his way into the trees, doing his best not to make too much noise. Back with the daters, Mikey finally felt they were far enough away from the mall as he looked to his date.
"Alright, what's going on? You've been acting weird ever since I asked what's so interesting about Gravity Falls. To be honest it's setting kind of a bad mood right now." Mabel's smile fell to a frown in response to the questioning. She looked defeated as she slumped over slightly.
Realizing that he may have come on too strongly, Mikey decided to take a breath before tilting the girl's chin up. "Look, I can tell that you've been genuinely just trying to enjoy the date. I can't help but feel that something I've done has ruined it for you because you've been acting off. I was looking forward to getting to know you tonight." Mabel sighed as she removed his hand from her chin.
"Look… Gravity Falls is a weird subject right now. If I could I'd tell you whatever I could about it because the place excites me. There are just some things I just can't say because, after an event I also can't talk about, mentioning certain things about the sleepy little town in Oregon is kind of illegal. All the stuff that would answer your questions are among the most illegal stuff to talk about unless you've experienced it." Mikey blinked a few times, not expecting that answer.
"I… wasn't expecting that was the problem. You know you could have just told me that it was something you're not supposed to talk about. You didn't have to act like every moment I thought of something was a security risk." Mabel chuckled awkwardly as she rubbed her arm. It was obvious to all who saw the duo that she was embarrassed by the revelation.
"Yeah. I guess I wasn't really thinking. Sometimes I can't think of easy or normal ways to do things and panic. Guess I kinda messed everything up." Mikey smiled softly as he shook his head.
"We could always finish things up with a walk under the moonlight. I don't know what time you need to leave but we could make the best of this moment." Mabel nodded slowly as her smile mirrored his.
"Alright. I can do that. Lead the way handsome." Mikey blushed a bit as he let out a chuckle. The duo walked along the sidewalk with no clear direction in mind for them.
Raph looked between them and Dipper, only to double back his view as he noticed something. The boy was preparing something in his bag. It glistened with metal, obvious signs of a weapon. Raph growled as he watched the boy move to follow the daters.
"Not gonna happen." Declared the redhead quietly. He grabbed one of his sais from a hidden spot as he moved to follow the boy. He mostly stuck to the trees, trying to find a good way to jump the Pines Twin. The trees stopped as the boy quickly made his way out into the parking lot.
Back with the daters, Mikey and Mabel were blissfully unaware of the incoming danger as they continued to just walk in silence. It was honestly nice to Mikey that they could relax after the awkward tension they caused earlier. As they continued, however, the blonde had a stranger feeling that something was coming. He heard the sound of a fast-moving object, prompting him to grab Mabel.
"Duck!" cried the blonde. He dragged himself and Mabel to the ground, avoiding a crossbow bolt. He made sure to stay between her and the line of fire as he quickly flipped onto his feet.
"Get away from my sister!" roared Dipper. He stepped out of hiding, crossbow and a piece of garlic in hand. Mikey quickly gestured to the girl in question as she slowly began to rise.
"Dude what that heck!? You could have hit her too with that! I understand if you don't like that your sister is doing blind dating but sheesh! Just put the weapon away and let's…" Dipper didn't seem keen to listen as he loaded another bolt.
"You aren't tricking me like that. Your powers of suggestion have no hold on me!" Mabel quickly pushed past Mikey, standing in front of him.
"What the heck is going on here!?" cried the girl twin. "You've been spying on my date!?" Dipper's glare softened a bit as he lowered the weapon slightly.
"I had no choice. I got a bad feeling that some monster or alien of some kind would use the dating service to feed on unsuspecting people, so I watched over you in secret. I had to make sure your dates weren't dangerous to you. After some careful consideration, based on his actions throughout the day, I've determined that this guy isn't human in any shape or form!" Mikey's breath hitched, but he did his best not to show his surprise.
Master Splinter had made sure to drill into him and his brothers the importance of keeping up appearances when faced with a potential reveal. Dipper held up the garlic, as if it was some horrible weapon to behold. "Waiting out the day doing whatever you want until sunset, bringing you out here where no one else is present… There can be no doubt. This guy, this thing, is a deranged vampire!"
Mikey blinked multiple times, still processing the words the paranoid boy had said. In spite of the weapon in play, Mikey couldn't help but laugh as he clenched his gut with his arms. "What!? What's so funny blood sucker!?" Mikey tried to speak but the situation was still rather humorous to him.
"Y…you think I'm a vampire!?" questioned the blonde. "I thought you said he was a science guy Mabel! Dude, you are so way off the mark. I just couldn't get a word in for where we go because she's very persistent about where she wants to go." Mabel hissed under her breath in embarrassment as she rubbed her arm, Dipper growling at the denial.
"Let's see you say that after this! Eat garlic!" Dipper lobbed the vegetable over to the hidden turtle, only for him to catch it midair. The ninja looked to the plant a bit before shrugging and taking a bite. He sounded his discomfort as he chewed, quickly swallowing.
"Guess this is why people don't usually eat raw garlic. Can I keep this to roast, or do you want it back?" Dipper blinked multiple times as he pointed between Mikey and the garlic he had just bitten.
"I… you… but…" Mikey couldn't help but smile, finding an awkward satisfaction at shutting down the paranoid boy's declaration. Mabel quickly got between the duo again as she held up her hands.
"Look, Bro-bro, we're gonna talk about the stalking thing back home." Reassured the goofy twin. "Mikey just brought me out here to talk since I was making things awkward. Gravity Falls was brought up and he was asking the questions we're not supposed to answer. Instead of just saying something believable I dodged the questions." Dipper looked between the duo, seeming to contemplate the details.
"Oh… OH!" The supposedly smart twin groaned as he rubbed his temples. "That makes… ugh." From his position in the tree, Raph couldn't help but let loose a groan. He turned away from the trio as he moved back through the trees, no longer feeling the need to play guardian angel.
"Dude, you really need to not be so jumpy." Reassured Mikey. He walked towards the siblings as he took another bite of the garlic. "This is actually pretty good. Anyway, maybe put the crossbow away before someone sees it dude." Dipper quickly sounded his embarrassment as he nodded his head.
He stuffed the weapon away before turning to the duo. "We cool now, dude? The crossbow is cool and all, but I don't like how it was pointed at me." Mabel looked at her brother with her arms crossed and her cheeks puffed in annoyance. Dipper sighed as he relented.
"I was wrong about you being a vampire. I'll admit that. Doesn't mean I like the fact that you're with my sister right now. If you guys choose each other, you're gonna have to prove to me and everyone else that you're good for her." Mikey smirked as he nodded his head.
"Guess we'll see then dude. So, Mabel, you good with continuing or...?" Mabel looked at her phone, only to sigh in annoyance.
"Looks like it's time I get ready for the plane ride home anyway." Stated the Pines girl. "Plus, I gotta make sure SOMEONE knows not to stalk my dates anymore. Thanks for the great night, Mikey. I know things got awkward, but I had fun." Mikey smirked as he nodded his head.
"It's cool. I probably should get back home anyway. Hope you have a good night and a good flight, dudes." The Pines twins nodded before Mabel quickly grabbed Dipper by the shoulder and began to drag him along. The look on the boy's face told him that he was in for an earful.
Mikey waited for them to be gone before he walked the other way. He stopped when he noticed a red cone shaped object poking out of one of the nearby bushes. He frowned as he saw what looked like a gnome holding a blow dart pop his head out of the brush.
"This time, I'll have my revenge." Growled the creature. "Mabel will be my queen, all for me. Then I'll roll her brother into a pit. All I need is one, clean…" Mikey went turtle as he quickly grabbed the gnome by his shirt.
"Not on my watch dude." The gnome was about to scream for help when the turtle stuffed the rest of the garlic into his mouth. "I don't know what you are, but you're definitely not human. Let's see what D has to say about you." The gnome's muffled screams were ignored as Mikey ran between two buildings.
He dumped the gnome in an empty trash bag before slinking him over his shoulder. He opened a manhole cover before dropping inside it. The strange creature wriggled in the bag as he tried to fight his way out. Mikey sighed before quickly sprinting through the sewers. All in all, this wasn't the best of his dates.
-To be Continued-
Next time on The Many Dates of a Ninja Turtle
Desasterous Date!
Inkaliber: Date number 3 out of the way! Congrats to Quiet Reader for figuring out that Mabel was the date this time. It didn't go as well as the other dates, but it wasn't terrible overall. It'll be interesting to see how he rates this one. Not to mention what Donnie will end up doing with the gnome, however that little creature got to New York in the first place.
Sabrina: If you ask me that gnome is definitely a creep. I hope they find some way to keep him locked up do that he can't hurt anyone. People like him give me the creeps.
Meowth: You just leave guys like him to Meowth! I've got some Fury Swipes with their names on them! Let me at 'em!
Stitch: Meega too! Meega kweesta stupid-heads!
Inkaliber: You guys have nothing to worry about. If anyone tries something like that around here… THERE WILL BE NO EVIDENCE OF THEIR MISERABLE EXISTENCE. Anyway, I gotta close out the chapter.
So, dear readers, what did you think about the chapter? Did you like how the date went? How about Mikey owning Dipper without needing to fight? Let me know what you think in a review or comment down below and let me know who you think Mikey's next date will be. This is Inkaliber, signing off.