When an old meme gets Kyle into trouble with his mom, she decides the entire Broflovski family needs to get rid of their technology and live like its the past.

After being saved by a mysterious masked vigilante named Mysterion, Craig starts to develop a strong interest in him. However, that interest quickly delves into an obsession, and Craig soon finds himself willing to do whatever it takes in order to meet with the masked hero who saved him again. But will that encounter be the end, or the beginning of another's hell?

Everyone is in their mid-20s. Is life really that good? Or is it all bullshit? A look on the lives of the South Park characters as adults. Inspired by the Blink-182 song "Up All Night". What makes life worth living? Warnings: Mentions of sex, swearing, depression, suicidal ideation, schizophrenia, mental illness, heteronormativity, character death, self-harm, probably more.

Our main four have been trying to survive ever since Kenny broke up with his crazy boyfriend. But everything gets worse when Eric runs into the one and only Trent Boyett. To survive, the boys hurl themselves into the stupidest scheme of the decade. Regular daily updates

Taking place after The End of Obesity, Eric Cartman finally found a way to insult people without them being able to insult his weight. However a certain pudgy character will give Kyle advice that will finally make Cartman's newfound fortune into his downfall. There's also a time-skip that takes place during Post-Covid: The Return of Covid.

Craig Tucker had always found the strange boy who joined his school a month or so ago, named Kenny, interesting. He never seemed to speak, is always alone, and is always covered from head to toe in heavy clothes. Everything but his eyes that is. And one day, Craig finds himself looking at them and seeing something a bit... off. (Reupload)

Wendy once again breaks up with Stan for Token; in his moment of desperation he goes back to the people who helped him get through it the first time, unaware that another has already joined their gothic ranks. They're unusually protective of her, with good reason, but what about Stan? What happens when Wendy wants him back? Oc POV! Coverart by emilyartstudios on Instagram!

So much has changed in almost ten years or has it? A story where Cartman may actually be the good guy...for once, Stan is Park County High School's Golden Boy, Kyle is heartless, and Kenny is the comeback kid. Things didn't turn out the way they all had hoped, but when does it ever? The biggest question is: who's to blame?

In this retelling of the south park season 10 two parter, Cartman has to find a way to play Nintendo wii and survive a war in the future, with the help of some shocking allies.

Kevin McCormick never thought that Shelly Marsh was ugly. Takes place during "The End of Obesity".

here has been a growing concern and worry about omegas that have been going missing from Craig's district in recent years. And one night while he's walking home from work with a co-worker, he finds that he might just end up joining that ever growing list of missing omegas as a shady group appears before him. [Omega Verse AU]

In a town where oppressive laws dictate children's lives, a group of young friends, led by the determined and outspoken Sam Marsh, rise up against injustice. With their diverse backgrounds and personalities, they navigate the challenges of standing up to authority and fighting for their rights in a world that often overlooks their voices.

A collection of drabbles and oneshots revolving around Shelly Marsh, based on Tumblr roleplay prompts. Primarily canon age, with a few pre-canon and post-canon sprinkled in. Don't be intimidated by the number of chapters, they're all pretty short.

Super Craig and the rest of the Freedom Pals unite to battle a hulking, and horny monster- but it's ultimately up to the kid with a deadpan expression to save the day. But if you read the title, you know how it all ends. Based by "The Death of Superman" storyline.

After the events of part 1, The 4th Grade Class run from Ronald McDonald after Cartman recorded an Instagram video post out of his loud raging.

South Park suffers a massive crime wave. It is up to the four brothers to stop. What lies ahead? What sort of past does the first born child has? Will they ever make billions of dollars on their franchise?

Gregory comes down with a high fever in the middle of an overnight mission in the rainforests of Indonesia; Mole comes up with a way for Gregory to catch up on sleep.

Mr. Garrison takes the 4th Grade Class to Paris, France on a field trip, where Butters has to make things right with Angela after upsetting her. Meanwhile, Ronald McDonald also travels to Paris to convince his employees from that place to sell croissants in every McDonalds location worldwide.

Kenny, now age twenty-two, has something big weighing on his mind. He no longer has anyone to protect. His sister, Karen, is… gone. Disappeared. He blames himself for what he can't change. Kenny feels like he is treading water; getting nowhere. Until someone unexpected shows up.

Local deathcore band, Burnt Martyr had brought a metal music festival to town that the local Karens are not happy and chaos follows.

Kenny McCormick. He dies a lot. A quick little fanfiction I made at 2am after a few drinks. (Now on AO3)

This is a story of Stan and Wendy rekindling their romantic relationship after the end of South Park: Post COVID – The Return of COVID.

A year after the terrifying kidnappings that swept South Park, Tweek is still scared and paranoid that Jackson is out there and stalking him. Craig and Clyde have barely spoken and the friend group is barely holding together. When sightings of a burnt figure creeping across South Park are whispered, Craig will do anything to keep Tweek safe. Sequel to You Ruined Everything.

One year after the kidnappings that scarred South Park, Stan and his friends are struggling to recover. Kyle has been a nervous wreck while Stan fights to keep things going. Kenny has been keeping an eye on everything, making sure a certain former friend doesn't get too comfortable. Sequel to You Ruined Everything. Please read and review.

As the kingdoms of Zaron and Larnion prepare to fight the final battle for a the Stick of Truth, a New Kid arrives that-blah-blah-blah, you've heard this kind of thing before. Just read the %#@ story already, trust me, it's much better then the actual game.