[Basketball players are dominating the court. The camera cuts to a line for players who will go next. The Bears are then shown.]
Grizzly: We got next! (cut to Grizzly opening a yellow backpack) One velcro wallet, one cellie...
Panda: (Interrupting Grizzly) Be careful with this please, it is my life and soul in rectangular form.
Grizzly: Yeah, yeah, yeah. (Throws cell phone into backpack)
Ice Bear: Ice Bear has ninja stars. (Throws the shurikens into backpack)
Grizzly: (Closes the backpack) Grizz for three! (throws the backpack on to the bleachers) 1, 2, 3-
The Bears: Game time! Huh!
[The Bears began their game. Cut to Grizzly dribbling the ball.]
Grizzly: Buckets! (Shoots for goal, misses. Cut to montage of Grizzly failing to shoot the ball into the hoop)
Panda: I'm open! Wait, wait, not too fast! (Gets hit on hip with ball) Ahh! Time out! Time out!
[Cut to Ice Bear expertly dribbling and bouncing the ball before an opposing player takes it off him.]
Grizzly: (Trying to take the ball off a player) I got this! I got this! (Grizzly makes growling noises)
Panda: My bad!
[Opposite team scores. Another player on the other team throws the ball.]
Grizzly: Wow, nice shot man! (Holds up arm for a high-five, other player walks away)
[Cut to Bears stacking, passing the ball up to Grizzly, who still misses the hoop. Cut to Grizzly trying to take the ball off a player before falling over.]
Grizzly: Ooh!
Panda: (Trips over Grizzly) AYE!
Grizzly: Let it bounce! I got it! (Runs into trash can) Peg and roll, peg and roll!
Ice Bear: (Ice Bear slides on player and rolls off)
Grizzly: (shoots and misses again) It's long!
Panda: (Also fails to score) I'm sorry.
Ice Bear: (Throws ball, it gets stuck) Ice Bear meant to do that this game.
[Opposing team scores. Ball hits rim, and is caught by Ice Bear.]
Grizzly: Outlet, outlet! (catches ball thrown by Ice Bear) Cut base line, backdoor, triangle offense, play seven! (Cut to Panda and Ice Bear defending opposing team)
[Grizzly passes the ball to Ice Bear, who tries to pass it to Panda.]
Panda: Oooh! (Covers face with arms, ball hits his shoulder and it starts to circle the ring.)
Grizzly: (Gasps)
[Ball finally goes into the net, the Bears now have one goal.]
Grizzly: Yay!
[The three Bears begin cheering and jumping up and down.]
Basketball Guy #2: Wait, we're still up 20, right?
(The bears leave the court carrying Panda and throw him into a water fountain)
Panda: Aha! Game time, huh!
Grizzly: Good job bros, I'm proud of you, I saw improvement, and I saw heart, and you can't teach heart. Wait a second, did we forget something?
Ice Bear: The backpack.
Grizzly: THE BACKPACK! My wallet!
Ice Bear: Ice Bear ninja stars.
Panda: Haha. I thought for a second there you said we left our stuff back at the court, because my phone is in there and if I lost that, I would totally freak out.
Grizzly: (Pause) We left your phone.
Panda: AAAAHHHHHHH!
[The Bears run back to the court, they look at the bleachers.]
Grizzly: Ah! It's gone! Somebody jacked us!
Panda: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no... NO!
[Cut to a street. A police officer is writing a parking ticket. The Bears run up to her.]
The Bears: Police! Police! Police!
Park Officer: Woah! Sorry guys, I am already writing this ticket.
Grizzly: No, no, we were robbed, and the guy had a knife, and, and one eye!
Panda: He stole my phone! My apps! And my soul!
Ice Bear: Ice Bear wants justice!
Grizzly: Arrest somebody! Use your gun! Wait, where's your gun?
The Park Officer prints a parking ticket, puts it on the car and drives away.
Panda: My phone is gone forever. (Panda Bear takes a sweatband off his head and puts around his arm) I will wear this in remembrance.
(Ice Bear slams his head into a parking meter)
Grizzly: Bros, keep it together. I have an idea. We're gonna take justice into our own hands.
(Stereotypical action film plays. Grizzly bear grabs the parking ticket, scribbles on it with a red marker.)
Grizzly: Perfect. Taxi!
(Taxi pulls up. Grizz, Panda, And Ice enter the vehicle.)
Grizzly: (Displays the parking ticket to the taxi driver with the words "FBI" on it.) FBI! We're on a very important case! Take us everywhere a criminal would hangout, NOW!
Panda: Oh! Can we go to the bathroom first?
Ice Bear: Ice Bear needs latte.
(The Taxi Driver turns back to the bears and gives a stern look. The driver kicks the bears out of the vehicle.)
Grizzly: Oomph! Hey!
(Taxi drives away.)
Grizzly: Ugh, this is gonna be tougher than I thought.
Panda: Look, a dinner! (Panda points at the diner seen in the background.)
(Cut to the inside of the dinner, where a makeshift basketball court is laid out on a table. Grizzly places salt shakers on different sections. Cut to show the Bears sitting at the table; Panda is drawing a mug shot and Ice Bear is drinking an ice water.)
Grizzly: Okay, if I was here, and you guys were here and here, that would mean somebody took the bag... where?
Ice Bear: Ice Bear has a conspiracy theory.
Grizzly: Panda, how are the mug shots coming along?
Panda: It's a good thing I've got a photographic memory.
(Panda shows some mug shots drawn in anime-style. Grizzly observes.)
Grizzly: Hmm, they kinda look similar.
Panda: Really? But they're so rendered.
(A waitress appears at the Bears' table holding a tray.)
Waitress: So, I just talked to the manager, and he said if you guys want to sit here, you'll have to order more than three ice waters.
Grizzly: Well, maybe you wouldn't say that if we were...
(Grizzly shows the waitress a piece a paper that says "FBI".)
Grizzly: FBI, lady! We're doing official business! Step away from the table!
(The waitress groans and walks away.)
Waitress: And stop wasting table mats!
Grizzly: (to his brothers) We're losing time. Got to think. Need a clue. Maybe someone who was at the scene of the crime.
(Grizzly suddenly slams his paws on the table in realization.)
Grizzly: Ha! I know just where to go.
(Ice Bear finishes his ice water and looks at his glass. The others look as well. Grizzly then raises his paw.)
Grizzly: More ice water, please!
Waitress: Okay!
(Cut to a flock of pigeons flying offscreen, revealing The Bears spread out and looking in different directions.)
Grizzly: Yes, it's a yellow backpack. Any of you birds know anything?
(Grizz holds up a pink packet and shakes it.)
Grizzly: I've got sugar packets.
(The pigeons ignore Grizz, simply pecking and cooing.)
Grizzly: Ugh, it's almost like they don't understand me.
(Ice Bear walks up and starts acting like a bird.)
Ice Bear: Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet. Squawk, squeak, squeak, tweet, squawk. Tweet, tweet, tweet, chirp, chirp, chirp, squawk, squawk!
(This gets the pigeons lining up before the Bears. Ice Bear keeps acting like a bird.)
Grizzly: Whoa! Hey, look at that. Idea! Excuse me.
(Grizz snatches the mugshots from Panda.)
Panda: Careful, it's art.
Ice Bear: Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, squawk, squeak, squeak, tweet, squawk, meow, tweet, squawkity, squawk, squawk!
(As Ice Bear continues acting like a bird, Grizz lays the mugshots down on the ground.)
Grizzly: Okay, do any of you birds know which guy here took our stuff?
(Cut to the crowd of pigeons. One pigeon's head pops out from the crowd. Grizz notices and Ice Bear stop imitating.)
Grizzly: Whoa. Hey there, little guy! Come on down.
(The pigeons squeezes through the crowd and appears before the Bears.)
Grizzly: Okay, take your time and look carefully. Who was it?
(The pigeons looks through a couple mugshots until it taps its beak on one.)
Grizzly: Aha!
(He picks up the mugshot.)
Grizzly: Here's our guy, fellas. Number 41 ... evil-est number of them all!
Panda: (Leaning toward pigeon) Tell us where this criminal is, pigeon! You tell us right now!
Grizzly: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Panda, he may have taken your stuff but not your dignity.
(The pigeon starts flying off.)
Grizzly: Wha... Hold on. W-W-We'll follow you!
(The Bears start following the pigeon, making the rest of the flock fly away in different directions. They follow the pigeon through the city, passing and knocking over people and items.)
T-Shirt Man
T-shir-
(The Bears crash into the stand, causing the shirt to collapse into a heap. Ice Bear emerges from the heap, now wearing a shirt. He runs off to the others.)
T-Shirt Man: What?
(The Bears and the pigeon approach a quiet place for the first time.)
Grizzly: Library? Why would the pigeon take us here?
Panda: Because it lied to us! Bad birdie.
Grizzly: Wait a minute. The library has internet, right?
Panda: Yeah, so... (gasps) Phone finder! I'll track where my phone is. Aw, who's the little genius birdie? High five, friend.
(The pigeon walks off.)
Panda: Sigh, maybe he's tired.
(An ominous note plays when the bears enter the library, only for the first time.)
Grizzly: (loudly) Hello, library. Take me to your internet.
Male Librarian: Shhhhhh!
Grizzly: (whispers in singsong) Oops. Sorry about that.
(As the bears walk through the clothing alarm, it rings. Ice Bear takes off his tie-dye shirt, which was actually stolen and hurries in as the librarian stands in quiet rage with his patrons feeling surprised.)
(As the Bears track the phone down, fast-paced music from before plays. A printer alarm rings when it stops.)
Grizzly: I got it.
(Grizzly opens the printer door. He pulls out a wrinkled sheet and uses his hand like an iron. He puts it back in the printer door and closes it. Then another copy comes out, good as new.)
(Grizzly grabs the copy.)
Grizzly: Okay, let's go.
(Nighttime. The camera zooms down to a city street as a bus passes by. The bears arrive and Grizzly hears a cat meowing.)
Grizzly: Well, this is the place.
(Grizzly rolls the black sheet of paper by forming it into a telescope.)
(Using it, Grizzly sees the apartment of a woman waving her shameful finger vertically to a man, the apartment of a neighbor's cat, and the apartment of a man watching basketball.)
Grizzly: (screams) Evil Number!
Panda: Where? Do you see our stuff?
Grizzly: Oh, he has our stuff, all right. Let's move.
(The bears see a ladder and Grizzly pulls it down. They climb the ladder up to a fire escape. A woman pops out and uses her phone to call the police.)
911 Dispatcher: 9-1-1! What's your emergency?
(Basketball Guy #41 watches a basketball game.)
TV Voice: Right now, Jones can bounce a ball, shot clock at 18, wages green off...
Panda: (whispers) Wait, Grizz, what's the plan?
Grizzly: (whispers) Well, I'm going to go in there and get our stuff back.
Panda: (whispers) What if he's...I don't know, crazy? What if he works, how he could hurt our faces and stuff?
Ice Bear: Ice Bear wants to get moving.
Grizzly: Okay, okay, okay. We'll go in ninja stars. Cool?
(The other bears nod in disagreement.)
TV Voice: And here they come down the stretch...
(As Player #41 is still watching, the bears enter from the window one by one. Grizzly puts his hand in a bag of potato chips.)
Panda: Grizz?!
Grizzly: Oh, right.
(Quiet organ music plays when the bears crawl around.)
TV Voice: Looks like they're running the play for a minute, the right to block. With on to a minute left, he draws a second defender. He's shattering the ball handler beautifully. Oh, what a beautiful pass. They get the defense and rebound. All over new jerseys in the tank. And what a slam! Ho-ho!...
Player 41: Yeah!
Grizzly and Panda: Hey, yeah!
Player 41: Huh? Who are you, guys?
TV Voice: Ball is loose. Everyone's scrambling forth. Ooh, come up with that. He throws a pad to the left side, dangerous get past to cross...
Panda: I got it.
TV Voice: He's got it. Throws back and... He's out of bounds!
Grizzly: Panda! Panda?
TV Voice: ...blocked it.
Panda: Here! Help, guys.
Grizzly: Panda, be careful.
Basketball Guy #41 (yells)
Grizzly: (screams) We're coming out. You'll never get our stuff, evil-doer. Ho ho ho, that was close, fellas.
(Helicopters and citizens approach town.)
Police Officer: This is the police! We have you surrounded. Give up now.
(The citizens gasp. Firefighters with a life net approach.)
Grizzly: Ha ha ha, this is all a big mistake! We were just getting back our stuff, see? See? Wait, what? Action Buddies? This isn't ours.
Player 41: It's mine, dummy! I rented it an hour ago.
Grizzly: What the...? (gasp) Ah ha ha ha. Uh, so, innocent mistake! Not our stuff. No harm, no foul, right?
Man: Those guys have been running around the city destroying stuff!
T-Shirt Man: They ruined my T-shirt stand!
Waitress: Those guys came into my restaurant and ordered only ice water!
Grizzly: Hey, we tempt!
Waitress: Yeah! With a table mat drawing!
(The Bears bow their heads down in agreement.)
Police Officer: Jump now! We will catch you and then put you in jail. Do the right thing.
(An approaching pigeon coos. Ice Bear scares it away by stomping his foot.)
Grizzly: Okay, brothers. Group hug. Not gonna lie. It's not looking good. Looks like the real criminal. Might have been us. And now, we must face the consequences.
Panda: (sobbing) No!
Police Officer: Please jump one at a time. Slowly!
Grizzly: Hey, guys, if we go down, we do it together.
Police Officer: I repeat. Do not jump all at once. Do not...
Grizzly: 1... 2... 3...
The Bears: Game time!
Police Officer: Do not...! (sadly) Oh, they all jumped.
Citizens: (groaning in disgust)
Grizzly: Huh?
Grizzly: FBI!
Police Officer: Is this your bag?
The Bears: (gasp)
Panda: My phone!
Grizzly: My wallet!
Ice Bear: Ice Bear bought these legally.
Police Officer: You boys sure did us a huge favor. Stuff legging on those criminals. Pigeon Cartel is one of the most allusive of criminal gangs.
Grizzly: Ugh! So that pigeon of the park really was misleading us.
Police Officer: Oh, you mean this guy? He's actually been working undercover for us. Wears a wire and everything. Ain't that the cutest thing? Nobody's pressing charges, but don't ever do that again! (walks away, off-screen) Thanks again. Good night!
(Grizzly pulls out Action Buddies from Player #41. The other bears see him do it.)
Grizzly: You guys want to watch a movie?
(They smile. The episode ends.)