(Chapter 2: Pummeling a Panda: Part 1)
It would be the month of May, as Jack alongside his companion in crime Ashley a.k.a Katnappe and his newly improved Jack-Sentinels; had touched down on Hong Kong, and as such had unleashed nothing but bedlam for the crime lord. Given that everywhere he looked for the past 2 weeks that his men had been harassed and pushed on the backfoot; were reports of Spicer and his blonde companion tearing into his forces, or worse yet his tranforming into monsters from what his men would call it…which left the crime lord very, VERY non-plussed about the situation.
(May 11th, 2022, Hong Kong, China, 8:08 Pm)
It would be in the middle of absolute chaos as Jack who had transformed into Sludge was decimating Pandabubba's forces within his hideout, with Ashley in equal measure with her Neural Whip in one hand and her Bolt Pistol in the other.
"I still can't believe you can turn into aliens, Jack…Don't get me wrong its pretty cool, but it is going to be one helluva an adjustment." Ashley spoke as she cracked her Neural Whip to slice off the heads of two gunmen firing at her
"Your telling me, and check it out. I'm Flubber on crack, turning into aliens is so much fun!" Sludge spoke as he absorbed the bullet-fire that had his form shake and wobble as though he were nearly 7 feet of lime-green jello
"You won't hear me complaining. But did you really have to turn into the equivalent of Jello? It feels weird looking and hearing you talk to me." Ashley asked as the Polymorph stretched himself out to ricochet the bullets fired at him at nearly double the speed
"Hey, that's rude. Not all of my aliens so far can look like Ryan Reynolds or Hugh Jackman, what more do you want from me?!" Sludge answered back in retort as he sprouted several additional fists to clobber and acidically melt more of Pandabubba's goons
"I don't know, I just know that its going to take some time to get used too...Oh, shit I'm puke...d-did you really have to melt those guys like that?" Ashley replied as the goons of Pandabubba were becoming more and more overwhelmed
"In my defense, being a jello monster that can melt people works great!" Sludge said back as he glomped himself onto one of Pandabubba's soldiers who in a matter of seconds was melted into a fleshly slurry of melted bones and viscera
All the while, as the two menaces to society continued their back and forth whilst taking down the various soldiers of the Panda-themed crime boss, who when not trying to hold the line against the duo; were also having to fend off against the small company of Jack-Sentinels that attacked them with relentless aggression. Either firing through whatever cover they hid behind with armor-piercing Bolter rounds, blasting them with rounds from their shoulder-mounted Lasguns, or outright vaprorizng them by the handfuls with blasts from their Melta-Guns.
With those who tried to flee from the scene were intercepted by their Power Fists that struck with such force that their torso collapsed form being virtually liquefied, or their wrist-mounted chainswords shredding their flesh into a gorey pulp. The sight making it ever potently clear that there was little to no-escape from as even when they managed to get past the 7-foot-tall killer robots, that the lashing of Ashley's Neural Whip to reel them back in, or quite literally dismember them with disturbing accurate precision or the firing of her Bolt Pistol at their spine or knees put a swift end too it.
Not only that but their attempts make any meaningful headway, were stopped by Sludge whose ability to stretch and distort himself to either strike at any range possible to either punch them with the force of a cannonball being fired from a mortar, use his oddly dense yet viscous body to reflect bullet fire or deflect the plasma rifles they used away from Ashley. Then there was the fact that he would outright slingshot himself towards them to either launch his body at them to constrict and crush them as an ever-advancing lime-green blob, or blast them with waves of slime that on contact would melt the flesh from their bones in mere seconds.
Hence why in a matter of minutes did one of his armories of across Hong Kong become a blood-splattered mess of pure carnage, as the sounds of gunfire and plasma-rifle fire were soon put to an end, as Ashley, Sludge who soon turned back into Jack and the Jack-Sentinels stood victorious over them. Wherein from there Jack had ordered carrier-drones that looked like scarabs of brass with sapphire trim the size of golden retrievers that began collecting the interesting alien tech that caught Jack's eye; that ranged from plasma rifles, pistols, and even Power Swords and Axes; which were a concern to the Omnitrix Bearer.
"Alright, it looks like we're going to have a big problem dealing with Pandabubba going forward. Since there is no way a crime boss in the middle of Hong Kong should have alien weaponry. So something's up, and it can't be good by any metric." Jack said whilst his carrier-drones continued to take everything out of the armory for what it was worth
"So what, you think that Pandabubba has a weapons dealer from outer space?" Ashley asked as she put another magazine into her Bolt Pistol
"That's the only reason that makes sense. How else do you explain him having Lasguns, Plasma Rifles, Autocannons, Volley Guns, Flamers, katana-shaped Power Swords, Power Axes, and rocket launchers that look straight out of Halo and Warhammer?" Jack replied on what they had found so far
"I'm telling you, who or whatever he's getting this from. They're packing serious heat, and if he has them then we're doing Hong Kong a favor by getting these things off the streets." Jack further spoke
"Then I'm going to take a stab in the dark and say that our next move; after we deal with Pandabubba. Is to find out who his weapons dealer is, and take them out of commission?" Ashley questioned
"Yep. As much as I am all for getting advanced weaponry and tech, I don't want it to be at the expense of jerks like him getting it, and then we have to deal with a crime-lord who has weapons that are straight out of the Imperial Guard or the Iron Warriors…That is the last thing any of us need." Jack answered back
"I am not dealing with someone who wears those tacky power-suits, and has that much firepower. That is both a fashion and literal nightmare; that I want no part of." Ashley spoke
"Which is why we're going to be doing even more damage to his operations in two parts. I'll keep taking out his armories and fucking up his men. You on the other hand, I will need to have do some infiltration and assassin type of nonsense." Jack told the cat-thief
"What do you need me to get?" Ashley asked
"First off we need to get rid of his lieutenants that are helping him with operations. Can't really run anything if your hired help have a bolter shell to the back of the head." Jack told her
"The second is that I want you to get into his personal shit, and make sure that this man not only does he not have any monkey to keep any of this going…But I also want you to see if you can find out anything on who his weapons dealer is, and just how far this stuff goes." Jack further spoke as he handed her a blue and brass colored USB
"It shouldn't be too hard to get into his penthouse. As far as places I have made my way into, his security is middle of the road at best…I'll do that the first chance I can get.." Ashley said back as she pocketed the USB
"If we play our cards right, we should be able to have him taken down within a month or two." Jack said with cautious optimism in his voice
"Is there anything else you're going to do in the meantime?" Ashley questioned
"Yeah…troll this man relentlessly. Someone has to make sure you can get away with murder, who better than me. Plus, I'm pretty sure that with my new and improved Jack-Sentinels and my aliens; that I will be A-ok." Jack informed her with a wicked grin across his face
"If you think you can handle it, then go for it. Just make sure that anything you get yourself into, you can get out of. I'd rather not have one of my friends get pumped full of bullets." Ashley spoke
"This is me we're talking about, everythings' going to be just great. I can just feel it in my bones!" Jack replied puffing out his chest in confidence
"Somehow that doesn't make me feel any better, but I trust you even if you are a nutcase sometimes." Ashley said back
"That's the spirit, now let's get out of here. You have lieutenants to assassinate and I have a crime lord to piss off...Ooohhh, this is gonna be a fun time fucking with him." Jack spoke as they eventually headed off and away from the scene of the carnage wrought
(4 days later, 2:40 Pm, Hong Kong, China, Pandabubba's Penthouse, May 17th, 2022)
Meanwhile, a furious Pandabubba was trying to get ahold of one of his lieutenants in order to have someone figure out how to put a stop to Jack Spicer who decided to publicly announce that he was the one fucking with the crime-lords operations…But low and behold that he didn't have to wait any longer when he soon received an unwarranted Facetime call from said Omnitrix Bearer
"If it isn't Crime-Lord Panda, how've you been? You're looking a little down, buddy. What's wrong are you having a bad day, do you need a hug?" Jack asked with a cheeky grin
"Of all the people to hear from, you are the last on a very short list of people on my shit-list, Spicer." Were the fury-filled words of the Panda-themed crime-boss
"Oh come on, I haven't been doing anything that bad. If anything I've been making things better here in Hong Kong." Jack said as he ate out of a bag of Sour Patch Kids
"I get some of the awesome weapons and gear you have, which by the way are pretty cool. You'll definitely have to tell me who your dealer is when you're not busy, they have some really nice stuff they've shipped to to even mention that I'm getting my paper up; by taking a fair share of what's mine after I get done…everybody wins." Jack further spoke
"Listen here, you redheaded bastard. I don't know what wild hair crawled up your ass to think you can mess with MY men, and MY operations here. But consider it plucked the moment I find you, you understand me your a deadman walking Spicer!" Pandabubba roared furious at an unphased redhead
"And yet I have been putting all of your men on t-shirts for the past 3 weeks, and you haven't even phased me. Tell me something, how does it feel knowing your getting punked by someone who isn't even old enough to drink yet? Personally, I'd feel like I'm really not shit." Jack said with the smuggest 'you ain't shit grin' imaginable
"I don't know what game your playing at, but if you think you can go to war with me, and act like a smug bastard while doing it. You have another thing coming when I get my hands on you, I'll skin you alive myself." Were the words of an irate Pandabubba
"So I guess that's why I've not only packed up another set of your men, as you can clearly see. But its also why your about to get a little present to show that I'm just getting started. I may be a bad guy, but I'm not a 'bad' guy." Jack said to the anger of Pandabubba as he turned his phone around to show the decimated bodies of his men that soon turned into confusion
"What present are you talking about…" Pandabubba spoke before an ominously sudden knock on his door roused his attention
"Go ahead and open up your door, I had it delivered just so I can see the look on your face, when you open it." Jack told said crime-lord with a disturbing amount of giddiness in his voice
From thereon Pandabubba stomped towards the door and opened it, wherein he saw a moderately sized box wrapped in bright green and silver wrapping paper, yet the disturbing thing about it was that although there was a decent heft too it; there was also an all too familiar warmth and wetness too it. A feeling that became all the more apparent when he began to unwrap the box, and upon opening it his eyes widened his expression turning from one of anger, to shock and a small undercurrent of fear at seeing the severed and still bloody head of one of his lieutenants.
"So what do you think? I know it was a little bit of a rush job, but I'll say this much. It makes for a really great surprise to show you I mean business…Hope you love it!" Were the all-too-happy yet menacing words of Jack Spicer
"You know something, I'll give you credit. I didn't think you had the balls or the stomach to pull something like this off. That being said, I'm going to pay your sorry ass back for this tenfold when I find you." Pandabubba said
"Hey, I'm counting on it. If anything, go ahead and see if you can get me, buutttt, I doubt you'll be able too, anytime soon morbidly obeese friend. Because as it stands I'm kicking your ass and then some, so unless you or your boys can pull somethig out your butts. Then you won't be beating me anytime soon." Jack said with a smugness that was made all the more infuriating as Pandabubba looked at the severed head of one of his lieutenants
"So if I were you, I would go into early retirement. Because, I'm about to swing left and smack you with my dick!" Jack further spoke as his grin only widened
"You wish, Spicer. I'm not going anywhere." Pandabubba spoke
"Alright, fine. Then I guess that's why your going to have to take the bus home." Jack said as he pulled out a activation switch out of seemingly nowhere
"What the hell are you talking about…Dick move, Spicer, but fair play for having the guts to piss me off this much. I'll make sure to put your head on my fireplace after this is over." Pandabubba spoke as the subsequent sound of an explosion as well as a car alarm going off was heard
"Hey, all's fair in love and war. Now if you don't mind I have even more shenanigans to get up too, so todaloo!" Jack said before ending the FaceTime call
'Looks like I'll have to call in that favor from Vulkanus after all. That little shit needs to know his place and quickly!' Pandabubba said to himself with a furious sneer
"Ayo, Ashley. The fat-man got the package as intended, great work." Jack said as he soon called up the blonde in question
"Like I said, Jack, he makes getting into everything way too easy. But did you really have to blow up his car? I could've hotwired it and taken her out for a spin." Ashley asked as she answered her phone once she was out of earshot from Pandabubba's office
"Then you should've said something earlier, while I was setting up the bombs this morning. But don't worry, once we off him I'll make sure that you get all of his cars and then some. I checked and saw that he has a candy-apple red Lambo with your name on it." Jack told the cat-thief in question who grinned at the idea of soon having one
"I'm going to hold you too it…So what's the game-plan, now that you've given him his present?" Ashley wondered as she soon exited the building
"I'm going to work on beefing up my Jack-Sentinels, fuck with more of his men and see what else he's got that he's hiding. Then afterthat, work on little something to take the fight to him." Jack informed her
"What exactly are you going to do?" Ashley wondered
"I may or may not make a Melta and or Volcano Cannon to nuke Pandabubba's mansion…that I've been working on since we got here." Jack told her
"Alright, I am not even going to question how or where your getting enough power to fire that thing. Just make sure you don't hit anything valuable…or at least try too. That overgrown panda has too many valuables in his mansion that I want, and I would prefer if you didn't scorch it all too dust, because you were trigger happy." Ashley said to the Omnitrix Bearer
"Relax, I've got it all under control. In the meantime, go nuts and do whatever you want. I'm feeling giddy tonight!" Jack said back with a laugh that Ashley knew all too well
"Plus, what the hell is he gonna do against me? I have him outgunned, my aliens can fuck up anything he can throw at me. Plus, I doubt he can tank a Melta Gun or Cannon to the face..so it's all good on my end. So don't worry about anything, Ashley, its all golden." Jack further told the blonde in question who could only pinch the bridge of her nose at the bravado of her red-haired supergenius friend
"Go for it, boy genius. By the way, we really need to think of something for your birthday in a few months. It won't be long before your a 'man genius' pretty soon." Ashley said knowing that Jack's 21st birthday was coming up
"Good one, Ash...But don't worry, I'll pull something out my butt; when we get to that. For now, we stay on target and keep fucking up Panda's everything! Until then, we fucking ball!" Jack said as he hung up the call
"...He may be a dork, but he's an awesome dork to have as my best friend." Ashley said to herself as she headed outside to ride off back to their base on her motorcycle
'Now the only thing left to do is figure out what I'm going to do for that goober's birthday? Maybe tickets to Comic-Con, or something?...I'll cross that bridge when I get too it.' The blonde in question noted to herself before she soon sped off
(The next night later, 10:45 Pm, Hong Kong, China, May 18th, 2022)
Meanwhile, in that following night Jack was currently in the process of ripping through one of Pandabubba's workshops, with it only requiring the aid of a small handful of Jack-Sentinels to do so; as he had taken the form of Blindspot to decimate the guards with ease.
'Man, the better I get with these aliens, the more I realize how absolutely cracked they are…My life is awesome!' Were Blindspot's thoughts as he fired off a beam of flame from one of the eyes on his rear shoulder blades to incinerate a handful of Pandabubba's guards
All the while his Jack-Sentinels laid absolute waste to those within the workshop; while those who were being forced to work under the monochromatic crime-lord fled for their lives in not wishing to be torn to shreds by Bolter or plasma rifle fire…The scene itself being nothing but pure chaos as the sounds of blaster-fire on both ends, all the while Blindspot's omnidirectional vision and inhuman reflexes and agility allowed him to dodge the enemy attacks with such swiftness that it they may as well have been using slingshots instead.
The skirmish was made all the more difficult when the many eyes would shoot beams to debilitate them for follow-through shots from his Jack-Sentinels, either beams of ice to freeze them in place for lethal headshots or electricity to stun them long enough for Lasgun and Bolter fire to rip them to shreds in mere seconds. Then on the lethal end of the Opticloid's assault as he would batter them at close-range with the Power Fists he equipped to himself to bludgeon them at close-range, were his eyes launching concussive beams of plasma that would punch basketball-sized holes through their bodies, or streams of fire so hot they were charred within 6 seconds.
As such the thugs/soldiers of Pandabubba throughout their skirmish as they were massacred and driven back further by the unyielding assault, did they try to make a mad dash for it to escape and live another day; after nearly a solid month of being beaten back by the Omnitrix bearer and his robotic forces. However, this was much to their undoing as they were met by a team of Jack-Sentinels ready to intercept with mounted Autocannon turrets that unloaded upon them the moment they were spotted, the armor-piercing shells flying out at ridiculous speeds to reduce those who would flee under the crime-lords' banner to a bloody pulp.
Therefore, in being pinned down on either end either by the rapid-fire decimation of the Autocannon's shredding them to pieces outright, or the combined might of Blindspot's heavy-handed assault, optic-blasts and his Jack-Sentinel's unrelenting firepower; that it was only a matter of if and not when they would be decimated. As such in record time did the Omnitrix bearer and his forces on either side, after hearing the subtle gunshots of them destroying the transport vans used to ship out products and other such illicit items; did the Opticloid grin at a job well done.
However, before he could fully bask in the glory of his swift destruction of the guards within; did he soon receive a phone call from Ashley as he began to head around the back to see if Ashley had accomplished things on her end.
"Hey, Ashley, what's going on?" The Omnitrix bearer asked after transforming back to normal
"I just finished taking all of Pandabubba's files on his dealer and the only thing I can say is that…its a lot more fucked than we thought." Ashley replied
"How bad is it?" Jack questioned
"Turns out that he's been helping whoever this Vulkanus guy is traffic and sell alien and alien-hybrids across Asia and Brazil to be slaves for his criminal empire. In exchange, he gives Pandabubba and his goons weapons and gear to put not just Hong Kong but a few other places in China that we haven't hit in a chokehold."Ashley revealed to Jack who rounded the workshop in actual disgust
"The fuck…I may be evil, but I draw the fucking line at trafficking and slaves." Jack spoke in abhoring the idea as both inefficient and wrong
"You're telling me, and I'm the one that had to go through it." Ashley said
"Then it looks like we're going to have our hands full…the last thing I thought I was going to do was play liberator to alien slaves. But its better than letting him get who or whatever these people are; in exchange for wargear." Jack replied
"Since when did you grow a conscience?" Ashley wondered
"It's less my growing a conscience and more my not liking the idea of enslavement in general. It's something that is vastly inefficient for all of the work and suffering you have to go through to make it happen. It's why I can't really stand it as a practice, why bother going through all that work when machines can do the job so much more better." Jack spoke as he continued heading towards the vans that had their tires shot out from under them and their drivers murdered in their seats
"Still, its nice to see that you aren't on-board with what he's doing with this Vulkanus guy. Anyways, he's also doing the standard crime-boss fare of money laundering, racketeering, extortion, and all that stuff too." Ashley replied
"But the one thing I do ahve to ask is…what are we going to do with all of these people we free from here? With how many he has captive, we're going to have our hands full." Ashley further asked
"I'll think of something, In fact, I already have an idea for some of them that want to get it back in blood." Jack answered back with a menacing grin
"Is this going to be a bad or a good thing, Jack? Because, if your going to do what I think your going to…then your base is going to need a lot of expansions to fit that many people." Ashley said in knowing where her friends mind was headed too
"If it does work, and I get any of them to sign on with me. Then I will worry about that later…for now I'm going to get these poor schmucks out of there and see if they want to co-sign for future shenanigans. Since I have a feeling that after Pandabubba, we may want to take a look into this Vulkanus guy; whoever he is." Jack said back knowing that whoever was Pandabubba's otherworldly supplier was no doubt a heavy-hitter all on his own
"Fair point, and that brings up something about his lieutenants that we'll need to worry about once we get back home." Ashley told the Omnitrix bearer who nodded as he began to order his Jack-Sentinels to help him undo the locks on the trucks for those being held captive within
"Sounds fine by me…I'll call you back later, I've got captive alien people to set free." Jack responded before letting out a sigh
'And here I thought being a menace was going to be easy…egg on my face for thinking otherwise.' Jack said to himself as he got to work on doing just that
(3 days later, Spicer Base #1, Southern Hong Kong, 1:35 Pm, May, 21st, 2022)
Meanwhile, as the next few days came and went; Ashley and Jack were currently discussing their next phase of operations going forward given how with the information gained from Pandabubba's personal P.C; they had to figure out what the next phase of things was going to be.
"So what are we looking at, Ashley?" Jack asked
"As it turns out Pandabubba's lieutenants aren't all in Hong Kong, he still has one of them operating out of Brazil. More specifically Rio De Janerio of all places...not where I would set up personally, but each to their own...So at least we can have a bit of a break after this, before we go headhunting for him." Ashley informed Jack
"Anything special about the guy?" Jack further questioned
"The only thing I could find other than him being one of his strongest lieutenants, is the fact that he's something called a Transylian. I don't know what that is, but it doesn't sound friendly, especially if he's under his boss's contacts as his strongest attack/watch dog." Ashley answered back knowing that whoever this guy was when they faced him that he was going to be a problem
"If he's this good, then how come we haven't seen him around? You would think that he would've called him back to sick 'em on us, while he puts his feet up." Jack wondered as to why they haven't seen him
"With how much you've been annoying him and being a nuisance to him non-stop. I think he wants to do it himself, so he can personally have the satisfaction of doing it. Especially, since you've done so much weird crap to him so far…Did you really have to stream Boku No Pico and Euphoria to his Zoom Calls? Even I know that that is just levels of fucked up." Ashley asked
"Hey, I am committed to being a full-blown menace. Which means making sure that no matter where he goes, he knows that I am always there…Waiting, watching, trolling, and me sending him hentai in meeting with his lieutenants, his suppliers, and whatever else is the least of his concerns. Especially, when I've had some of my Jack-Bots make some pretty funny art of him not being shit." Jack replied
"What kind of art have you been putting up?" Was the cat-thief's inquiry
"Let's just say that with how much I've put up around Hong Kong, and the other cities surrounding here. That he will not escape the allegations that he likes to bottom for bears at night and twice on weekends, it you know where I'm going with this." Jack answered back with a broad grin across his face
"The lengths you will go to; in order to mess with someone; is both impressive and terrifying." Ashley said as the grin across her friends face stretched diabolically
"And just think this is just practice for everyone else we have to deal with...I have so many more ways to mess with people that it's just downright diabolical!" Jack said back with what he's done so far being only practice for when he went higher and higher into the ranks of potential villainy
"...If you want to do your supervillain laugh, then go for it. It's not like there's anyone else here to judge you." Ashley told the Omnitrix bearer
"Naaahhhh, plus if I'm going to do it, then I'm saving it for when I do my victory lap when we dunk on Pandabubba together. I really want my supervillain laugh to mean something, when we get this done and over with." Jack responded in wanting to better perfect his supervillain laugh for that occasion and that occasion alone
"Hey, I won't argue if you want to make absolutely purrrfect, but I do have one other question to ask you?" Ashley asked
"What is it?" The Omnitrix bearer asked back
"What are you going to do about all the aliens we're saving from getting sold to the highest bidder? You do know that even if we make out of this in one piece, that we are going to have to do a lot of overhaul in order to accommodate for that many people." Ashley wondered regarding all that they had and would soon save from their fate as slaves
"For the most part, I was going to send them back to their families. But if any of them wanted to stay and help out with future operations, then I was going to have them join and start my very own Legion." Jack told the blonde
"Are you sure you can handle doing something like that?...Don't get me wrong,your good but I don't know if your ready to handle an army of aliens good." Ashley questioned the redheaded tinkerer
Given that Jack Spicer was many things, a talented inventor, prodigious weapons and armsmaker, frighteningly intelligent, and ever persistent when it came to his goals, but someone who had the capacity for leadership when it came to building an army in the fashion of the Space Marines he loved to play so very often…That was a task that would be daunting to many, but in the blonde cat-thief's viewpoint it was going to be a monumental one; given that Jack was used to telling his robotic henchmen what to do, and handling the responsibility of managing dozens if not hundreds of alien soldiers under his command…that was a wholly different beast all on it's own.
"Hey, we're going to be getting into bigger and bigger things in the future. I might as well build up my armies now while I have the opportunity. Especially, when its being gift-wrapped to me while we're here." Jack answered back in seeing it as good a chance as any to do so
"Not to mention, that I have you around as support to help me get through it. If there's anyone that I trust to help me keep going in the right direction, with my Legion idea. It would be you, Ashley. We have been friends since we were 9 years old, and since then you have always been there with me. So I cannot think of anyone to help make sure I'm doing things right, than the greatest person I know!" Jack said in doing all he could to pour on the charm and puppy-dog eyes on her to convince her
"...Only you could convince me to help you run an army, you doofus." Ashley said with an eyeroll
"So you'll help?!" Jack asked with a childish excitement that got a huff out of her
"Yes, I'll help you, but don't be a goober about it….and nevermind." Ashley replied before she was caught up in a massive hug by the redhead in question
"Yay! Oh this is going to be great, we're gonna crush it once everything is up and running! I'm talking about Legion colors, combat doctrine, personalized wargear, the works! Oh, oh, I need to start drafting what vehicles and artillery we'll be using too." Jack said before breaking off the hug as his mind began racing with all of what his Legion could be and act as
"I'm going to be hearing this for the next couple of months aren't I?" Ashley spoke
"You bet, I'm gonna make this rule! Even Chase Young is gonna look like trash when my or our Legion gets up and running! This is gonna be great!" Were the words of an ecstatic Jack Spicer who was over the moon about the potential of his Legion to be
"That is a god-tier goal if I've ever heard it? Do you really think that's something we can do? Chase Young is at the peak of being a supervillain, I'm talking Mt. Rushmore levels of being Black Air Force energy." Ashley said knowing that Chase Young was in the halls of top-ranked infamy for a reason
"I have something that he doesn't, top-tier wargear I can make even better with advanced alien tech, the power to turn into absolutely cracked aliens at will, a friend who can help take me to the top. On top of an powerhouse Legion that's going to be a combo of my Jack-Sentinels, aliens who want to sign on, and whatever else I can pull out my butt…Before we know it, we'll blow him out of the water in no time!" Jack replied with a combination of bravado, childlike enthusiasm and relentless drive in his voice
"With an attitude like that, I can't really say no…Alright, Jack let's do this. But I am holding your feet to the fire on this one, the last thing I need is for you to get a big head. At least a bigger one than you already have." Ashley said to the Omnitrix bearer
"Hey, I don't have a big head." Was Jack's response
"Your forehead alone could be used for superbowl ads." Came the retort of Ashley that caused Jack to immediately cover up said accurately large forehead
"It's not my fault my heads this big…Stupid, snarky, cat-thief always making fun of my head." Grumbled the Omnitrix bearer
'This is going to be one crazy year with Megamind next to me. But at least we'll have our own Legion out of it…I wonder what we're going to even call it.' Ashley wondered while Jack continued to lament over the size of his quite large forehead
And so as our dynamic duo put the pressure on and paces to the monochromatic crime-boss, we see that Pandabubba's alliance reaches out to Vulkanus himself whose reach may extend to much more than Hong Kong as our resident Omnitrix bearer seeks to dethrone the crime-boss in question; whilst planning to begin a Legion of his very own…How will the creation of such a thing go for the redheaded 'Boy Genius' in his quest for glory? Find out, in the all new installments of Jack Spicer: Heylin Force!
Alright, that'll do it for this one as I hope that you guys enjoy this story as we continue into more shenanigans with our resident Omnitrix bearer, as I have a lot more than I plan to soon mix in down the line. So for that I hope that you guys will continue to support the story, as it means a lot to me since this is one of the stories I have wanted to write for the longest and seeing you guys like it so far is incredible to see in all honesty.
So with that being said, and with the Power of Chaos at my disposal this is Nomadic Chaos using the power of Chaos (shoutout to the greatest of them all, Khorne btw for being the best of them all, come fight me about it) to give you guys good stories to read. Wherein next chapter will continue Jack and Ashley's taking it to Pandabubba and his men, so stay tuned for all of that good stuff to come.
Part 1 Theme Song: Ten Speed (Of God's Blood and Burial) by Coheed and Cambria
Random End Song: Riot by Bullet for my Valentine
Now then onto the reviews from the previous chapter.
God of Wind 200: Vilgax is somewhere in the Neutral to Evil camp where given him being a warlord that's conquering planets and being a villain, its also the matter of him protecting his people and making sure that they are well-defended and taken care of from enemies that wish to see it conquered such as Z'Skayr's empire in the Anur System, the Incurseans and the Highbreed who are currently a problem. Also, what I have planned for Ben will be a surprise but no he will not be getting the Ultimatrix, as this is going to be a different older version of Ben whose been a Plumber for a good chunk of time.
Kourtney Uzu Yato: Also, I'm so glad you liked the story, since the idea of a competent Jack both with Omnitrix aliens at his disposal and can Warhmmerify weapons and his existing Jack-Bots is a recipe for a top-tier menace all on its own. And as for Vilgax, don't worry I've got something planned for him, so expect for Vilgax and Jack to have their meeting with each other sooner or later given that as it stands between the Incurseans and Highbreed; they're may be a potential team-up between the two of them; if that happens you'll have to wait and see :)
Geek-Mytho: Hey, I welcome all suggestions my guy, and that one you've presented is too hilarious not to do; especially since it gives Jack the perfect reason to dunk on the Xiaolin Monks so thanks for the idea.