Chapter 7: Wild Party:
Donnie's POV:
"Bye Mom, Bye Dad, love you," I said. Mom and Dad then left to hang with the Pearsons. I then made a call. "My parents are out!"
. . .
My friends and I were setting up for a party. "Are your parents okay with it," asks Piper.
"UUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhh... sure," I lied, "anyway, this has got to be even awesomer than you-know-who's party!"
"Wait, you mean-"
"Adam, we do not speak her name," I said. We're talking about Crystal. We try not to refer to her by name because of her sick obsession with Piper.
"I'll make the calls," says Charlize.
"This is going to be the greatest party of our lives," says Nathan.
. . .
We waited... and so far, no one came! Then there was a knock on the door. Piper answers and she looks horrified and slams the door and tries to breathe. I then opened it. "Hi, it's me, Makenna Faulkner, Crazy Crystal's sister."
"Sorry," says Piper.
"It's okay," says Makenna, "one of the perks of having a psycho for a twin sister! One look at you and you make them think of her! So, am I early?"
"So far... no one's shown up," says Adam.
"But you enjoy the snacks," I said.
. . .
Eventually, more people showed up.
"Now, this is what I'm talking about," I said.
"Yeah, but the boys are making me uncomfortable," says Charlize, "remember, I'm not into either gender."
"Right," I said, "if anyone gets too frisky with you... hit then with this fly swatter!"
Adam's POV:
I was walking when I saw Makenna. "You okay," I asked.
"Oh... I'm fine... it's just that..."
"How come you're alone," I asked.
"What," asks Makenna, "I chose that... who am I kidding? People are avoiding me because they all think I'm as insane as my sister!"
"Harsh," I said, "just because your sister has mental problems, doesn't mean you do!"
"You have no idea what it's like," says Makenna, "every time I bring a friend over, usually a girl, Crystal acts like she's a wild animal on the hunt!"
"PARTY!" Donnie was dancing around with no shirt on.
"I do know what it's like to know a wild animal," I said, "hey, wanna dance?"
"Are you trying to cheer me up," asks Makenna.
"Yes, but why don't you dance with me anyway," I offered.
"Sure," says Makenna.
Donnie's POV:
The party was getting epic, but then I had a call. "Hello," I asked.
"Donnie, it's me," says Mom, "we're on our way home!"
I was then horrified!
Adam's POV:
Makenna and me were still dancing and then... we started to hold on to each other.
Donnie's POV:
"Alright," I said, "party's over!" No one was leaving. "My parents are on their way, and I never told them about the party!"
"Donnie, you sai-" but before Piper could finish, everyone ran out.
"I had a great time," says Makenna. She then leaves.
"Me too," says Adam. We all looked at him. "What? She's not like her sister!"
"Thank goodness for that," says Piper, "now, shouldn't we clean this all up?"
"I got this," I said. I then cleaned it all up with incredible speed. Everyone looks at me. "To be fair, that's probably the most normal I've ever done."
. . .
My parents were back. "Well, everything seems fine," says Mom, "no party?"
"Party," I asked, "heck no!"
"Good," says Mom, "by the way, we met Adam's new friend, Makenna and she accidently told us about the party!"
"Sounds like you threw one heck of a party... a pity you're going to be grounded," says Dad.
Probably should've seen that coming.
In the next chapter, Donnie meets Lana Loud.