Chapter 9: Wild Uncharted Waters:
SpongeBob's POV:
Patrick and I were going on another tour of the surface!
"You ready to see the beach giraffes!"
"Yeah," we all said. He then drove us to the surface.
. . .
"What is this place," I asked.
"This is a beach giraffe high school," says the tour guide, "observe that one!" We saw a boy with a lot of hair and big teeth.
"Woah," Patrick and me both said.
"Now, we're going to watch him in his natural style!"
Our bus then followed the beach giraffe.
. . .
The beach giraffe was jumping from one locker to another. "Is this what they do in high school," asks Patrick.
"Sure, was different from when we were in high school," I said.
"I always thought we were doing it wrong," says Patrick.
. . .
"If you look over here," says the tour guide, "you'll see the beach giraffe studying biology! Watch his study methods!" The beach giraffe then rolls his test paper into a ball... and eats it.
"He's a smart kid," says Patrick.
. . .
We then followed the beach giraffe through the halls. The Janitor looks for his sponge, then grabs me and uses me to clean a mess on the floor, then puts me back in the bus. "I feel so used," I said.
. . .
"Over here, we get to see the beach giraffe's mating ritual!"
"You from Tennessee," asks the Beach Giraffe, "because you're the only ten I see!"
"Ahnd you ahre a beeg zero!" The female beach giraffe then slaps him and walks away.
"Clearly, he failed," says the tour guide.
"No kidding," says Patrick, "even I know that line was lame and... duhhhhhhhh..."
. . .
"Over here, we shall observe the beach giraffe's feed," says the tour guide.
The beach giraffe eats his lunch like a wild animal.
"Wow, he's not very civilized," I said.
Patrick then eats the same way.
. . .
"Now, here, we shall watch the Beach Giraffe's sporting attempt," says the tour guide.
We saw the Beach Giraffe and he must've been a basketball superstar!
Patrick and I cheered.
. . .
We then followed the beach giraffe to his house. "We're in luck," says the tour guide, "we get a free concert!"
"Sounds good to me," says Mr. Krabs... which is weird... because he wasn't there with us!
The Wild Ones: Wild thing, you make my heart sing
You make everything groovy, wild thing
Wild thing, I think I love you
But I wanna know for sure
Come on and hold me tight
I love you
Wild thing, you make my heart sing
You make everything groovy
Wild thing
Wild thing, I think you move me
But I wanna know for sure
Come on and hold me tight
You move me
Wild thing, you make my heart sing
You make everything groovy, wild thing
C'mon, c'mon, wild thing
Check it, check it, wild thing!
We all cheered.
. . .
And we then returned home!
Donnie's POV:
"Hey Donnie," says Adam, "you knew there was a fish tank on wheels following you around, right?"
"You saw it too," I asked, "I thought I was the only one!"
In the next chapter, Donnie finds a strange bakery.