Summary: Natsu and Lucy decide to bring their little girl over to the guild. Everyone loves her, but she hasn't been to the guild all that much. She doesn't know how rowdy it can get there. However, this little girl is the one that starts it because she finds something no kid should really get their hands on. In her defense, she thought it was something else.

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It was another beautiful day in Magnolia. It seemed like today was going to be a rare normal day, but there's nothing normal when it comes to Fairy Tail. Natsu and Lucy were on their way with their little girl named Nashi. They walked in with their hands joined together and the two of them swung their daughter as she walked. Since Nashi is still rather young, she doesn't go to the guild that much since it's not exactly suitable for kids, but they thought it would be okay today.

"Hey! How's it going everyone!" Natsu called once they were in the guild.

"Morning, Natsu and Lucy. I see you brought Nashi along." Erza said.

"Hi, Aunty Erza." Nashi said as she ran over and hugged her.

"Ooh! I just simply love it when you call me that!" Erza said as she got all emotional and started hugging her back...a little too tightly.

"Aunty Erza, that hurts." Nashi said.

"Sorry. It's just that your parents don't bring you around enough." Erza said.

"Funny you should say that. We were thinking the same thing, and that's why we brought her. After all, Nashi is family." Lucy said.

"And she gets to see more of what Fairy Tail is like. Who wants to rumble?!" Natsu called as he rushed in to find someone to fight.

"Natsu, no! No starting fights with Nashi... Oh, he can't hear me anymore." Lucy complained.

"Mommy, I'm thirsty." Nashi said.

"Okay. Well, let's go see if Aunty Mirajane has some juice for you." Lucy said as they made their way to the bar counter and passed through some of the others.

"Hey, Nashi. Growing like a weed." Gajeel said.

"Before you know it, she's going to be as tall and pretty as her mother. Better that than like Natsu." Gray said. Everyone seemed to love little Nashi, and Nashi thought this place was a lot of fun.

"Everyone is so nice." Nashi said.

"Of course they are." Lucy said as she lifted her up and placed her on a seat. "Although, some days are better than others. I just hope today goes good. I don't want you getting caught up in any of the craziness." She claimed, but Nashi didn't really understand. "Mira, do you have any juice for Nashi?"

"Sorry, Lucy. I need to get a few tables." Mirajane said. "Just help yourself to the back." She claimed and went to work.

"Stay right here, sweetie. I'll be right back." Lucy said as she went on to the back and left Nashi alone. Of course, one needs to watch children like a hawk. As Nashi just sat in the chair, she looked around the guild and spotted something that shouldn't be left unattended in the presence of children. Nashi spotted a bottle on a table.

"Ooh! Juice!" Nashi said as she thought that's what it was. Rather than waiting for her mother, Nashi jumped down from the chair and went to the bottle. Without knowing what it really was, she grabbed the bottle and planned to have some. "Big bottle." Thinking the drink was harmless, she helped herself to some of it.

"I'm back, Nashi! I got some juice and found a fun little straw for you to drink out of." Lucy said as she came back a few minutes later with a drink for Nashi, but didn't see Nashi anywhere. "Nashi? Honey? Where are you?" Just then. Natsu was thrown against the bar counter after roughhousing with someone.

"You're going to get it now!" Natsu called as he was going to fight some more, but Lucy grabbed him by the scarf and pulled him back. "What was that for?"

"I told you not to fight when we bring Nashi to the guild. Speaking of Nashi, have you seen her? I told her to wait right here." Lucy said.

"I thought she was with you." Natsu said. "She couldn't have gotten that far." He looked around for his daughter until he spotted something that made his stomach do backflips. "Nashi!" He called so loud that it gained the attention of a lot of people. They all looked up to the second floor and saw Nashi trying to reach for a banner hanging from the ceiling, but she was standing on a railing.

"Pretty..." Nashi said.

"Nashi! Stop! You'll fall!" Lucy said as she and others were getting scared. Nashi reached for the banner and grabbed it, but she ended up falling with everyone having a heart attack.

"I got her!" Gajeel called as he tried to catch her, but the banner swung around like a vine and caused Gajeel to miss her and crash face first into a pillar. Nashi swung around and she ended up landing on a table. She didn't stop there as she kept wobbling around.

"Someone grab her!" Lucy pleaded. Each member of the guild tried to grab Nashi, but her movements and wobbling caused her to keep avoiding them and they all kept crashing into stuff or each other. Things were quickly getting out of hand. It soon started turning into a montage of accidents of people getting hurt, almost like a cartoon of funny yet harmful stunts.

"Now, come here, sweetie." Erza said as she tried to grab Nashi, but Nashi jumped against a chair and caused it to fall over with the legs hitting Erza right in the face.

"No! Nashi, stop!" Gray called as he tried to stop Nashi from opening a drawer of knives only to have Gray get hit in the head by the drawer.

"Watch out! A real man has this!" Elfman called as he tried to get her, but Nashi rolled between his legs and caused him to trip on his own two feet. It got rather crazy just trying to catch a little girl with a lot of people getting hurt. A little funny, but people kept smashing into stuff. They were all trying to protect Nashi from hurting herself, but it seems like they're the ones that need to be protected.

"Enough of this! Virgo, grab her!" Lucy called as she summoned one of her spirits. Virgo came out from right under Nashi and was able to grab her.

"Here you go, Princess." Virgo said.

"Thank you, Virgo." Lucy said as she quickly grabbed her.

"Is she okay?" Natsu asked as they both took a look at her daughter. Nashi just kept hiccupping and her faced look flushed. "Oh no! I... I think she's drunk!"

"What?!" Lucy said. "Okay! Who's the jerk that did this to my baby?!" Lucy shouted, but none of them knew who did it.

"Hey!" Cana called. "Which one of you guys drank out of my bottle?!" She called as she held the bottle that Nashi drank out of. "I stepped away to use the bathroom and one of you snatch my bottle! Not cool! Who was it?!" She was mad, but everyone glared right at her. "What; and what happened to all of you? What did I miss?" Everyone kept glaring right at Cana and she was starting to get nervous because it seemed like the guild was going against her. This whole thing is why you always keep children away from alcohol.

"CANA!" The whole guild shouted as they started to roughhouse again...all right on Cana.