Chapter 25: Wild Boy (1):
Donnie's POV:
I was just sitting there watching TV when the doorbell rang. I then answered and it was a familiar face. "Harry," I asked.
"I didn't appreciate how you tried to kept me away from my girlfriend," says Harry.
"We've been over this," I said, "she was a lesbian! She was obsessed with my friend before... who was also a lesbian, but not the point!"
"Crystal loved me," says Harry, "but you tried to come between us and..." Then something stabbed him from behind.
It was Bonnie the Baker. "You ruined my business," says Bonnie, "now, I'm going to kill you!" Then Bonnie was killed.
It was Salem the Skunk. "Salem, didn't Finley eat you," I asked.
"Don't think about it too hard," says Salem, "now, I'm going to get my revenge..." Then Salem was attacked.
It was Smile Cat. "Donnie Thornberry," says Smile Cat.
I then looked around. That was it. "See ya," I said. I then ran and Smile Cat chased after me.
. . .
Somehow, I had to lose this... does he even count as a cat? I then had a phone call. "Hello," I asked.
"Dahnnie, ziss ees Ahnna. I'm steell nervous ahbout you meeteeng my pahrents! I ahm wahrried-"
"I know," I said, "that I might Donnie it up! Look, we can't talk now! I'm being chased by a man-eating monster from another dimension and how did these guys even find out where I live? Anyway, talk later!" I then hung up.
. . .
I was backed in a corner and Smile Cat was about to get me. Then the ghosts of that couple came and grabbed Smile Cat. "What is this? NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!" They took him away.
"Thanks, Bros," I said. This was a day.
Kip's POV:
We were attempting to poach animals in Western Africa. But we had no luck. "At least we're away from those Thornberrys," says Biederman.
"That's a fair point," I said. We then heard something, and we decided to take a look.
Donnie's POV:
I arrived at Anna's place. It was so fancy. I had to make a good first impression!
. . .
I jumped through the window. "What up party people," I asked. Anna's parents were horrified. "Wait... no... that was what my brain was telling me not to do! Can I try that again?"
Kip's POV:
We then found this native, and he was eating a lot. "Oh, hello, I am the Shaman Mnyambo!"
"You gonna share that," asks Biederman.
"This was a waste of time," I said.
"Is he always this serious," asks Mnyambo.
"Oh yeah," says Biederman.
"You need to relax. I came from a tribe that believed that Animal and Human spirits were joined together. But I was an outsider. I couldn't stand animals, but I've changed."
"Yeah, well, we're poachers," says Biederman.
"You don't have to tell everyone that," I said.
"Poachers," asks Mnyambo.
Donnie's POV:
"Ahnna, I cahn't believe ziss... ziss ees ze boy you seem so fahnd of," says Anna's Mom.
"If it helps," I said, while talking with my mouth full, "at first, she couldn't stand me. Everything I did disgusted her, but then she came around."
"Ees he blahckmaileeng you," asks Anna's Dad.
"Y'know," I said, "this Bouillabaisse isn't so bad! And I'm liking this Ratatouille!"
"Wouldn't you like a nahpkeen," asks Anna's Mom.
"Nahh, I wouldn't want to dirty up your napkins," I said. I then got my feet on the table.
Kip's POV:
"For your crimes against animals, I shall place a curse upon you," says Mnyambo.
"I don't even believe in curses," I said.
"I shall turn you into what you hunt, so pashionately," says Mnyambo.
Donnie's POV:
I then started scratching myself.
"Zat ees eet! I'm sahrry, ahnna, but I cahnnaht let you cahnteenue to ahssahciate yourself weeth ziss... ziss..."
"Hees nahme ees dahnnie, mahthair, ahnd I cahnnaht ahllow you to speak of heem zat way! yes, he ees a slahb, but he ees naht ahfraid to be heemself ahnd you should respect heem fahr zat," says Anna.
"Monsieur and Madame Cousteau," I said, "I promise you; I would never do anything to hurt your daughter! I can only think of one girl I've ever liked... but that was years ago, and she probably moved on by now. Anyway, there is no other girl-"
Then there was a crash. "Donnie!"
"Okay, there is my crazy obsessed fan, Poppy Chambers, but she's a little too psychotic for my taste," I said.
"Donnie, I can't let you do this," says Poppy, "you and me, we belong together! I'm the only one who has ever truly loved your wild ways! She's always slapped you everytime you tried to impress her! I'M YOUR DESTINY!"
Too bad Harry's dead, because I could set her up with him. "Poppy, I'm sorry, but it's never gonna work out," I said, "I like Anna and... you're crazy!"
"I'M GONNA KILL HER," shouts Poppy.
Poppy then came after Anna, but I jumped and kicked Poppy out of the house. Then I grabbed a blanket with sleeves and turned it to a strait jacket and trapped Poppy in it. "So, where were we," I asked. Then Rose came. "Hey Rose!"
Kip's POV:
"Let' the curse begin," says Mnyambo. Then he made some magic appear around me and I started to change. The curse was real!
"Wha- what's happening to him," asks Biederman.
"I-I probably should've been more specific on what kind of animal he turns into," says Mnyambo.
They were both terrified of what I became! But I liked it!
To Be Continued
In the next chapter, Donnie helps Eliza fulfil her destiny.